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Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2021, 04:46:57 PM »
BTW since you will find it amusing the kind with little dots all over the belly is known as a lusekofte, a louse tunic -- we have never taken ourselves too seriously in the North despite our fearsome reputation.  The "kofte" possibly has the same root as "caftan" which shows you how ancient it is.  We were wearing the ancient equestrian steppe dress of tunic and breeches while you lot were prancing around in your togas like a bunch of Mediterranean sissies.

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« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2021, 01:25:53 AM »

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« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2021, 03:35:31 AM »
Shreddie you will note that my new sweater will have raglan sleeves.  Now that is the name of one of your silly peers (coincidentally also present at Balaclava) you can properly invoke for an article of clothing!  His sleeves are extremely rare in Norwegian sweaters, which is why I wanted one.  The knitting technique is advanced, requiring that the body and sleeves be shaped precisely, much like pattern cutouts, rather than simple tubes that are joined.  And because the resulting armholes are much larger, you can get away with a much leaner fit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Balaclava
https://shopcanoeclub.com/blogs/editorial/the-surprising-history-of-the-raglan-sleeve

You might want to read up on the 4th Baron Lovat, his pipe, and his piper, too, before I sneak that one in.




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« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2021, 05:57:27 AM »

You might want to read up on the 4th Baron Lovat, his pipe, and his piper, too, before I sneak that one in.

Of course he was born in Saskatchewan. There are a few amusing parts of his story that I read- but the passage that left me a little disturbed that reminded me that most of us live with first world problems and "mental trauma." A fucking flail tank? Wow.

“There was a small entrance road leading off the beach and ten or twelve were lying wounded at its entrance. Some of them said, ‘Are the medics here, Jock?’ I told them not to worry; the doctors would be coming. I took shelter behind a low wall and watched as a flail tank made its way towards the road and the wounded men.

I quickly got up and waved my hands frantically over my head, hoping to get the attention of the commander whose steel hat was just visible out of the top of the tank. He seemed not to notice and went straight ahead over the top of the wounded soldiers. It was very traumatic watching those men die”.


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« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2021, 10:27:38 PM »

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« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2021, 06:13:36 AM »


13 disgusting foods that Brits absolutely love

https://metro.co.uk/2017/08/27/13-disgusting-foods-that-brits-absolutely-love-6865993/?ito=cbshare

I am not ashamed to say that I actually liked Scotch eggs at one time, but my gawd, this British perversion of what should be cuisine is an ongoing horror story.

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« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2021, 09:29:51 PM »
Just watched them make this I did and it looks delicious. Described it they did as “hyper-regional” and specifically very big in D-town. True story, WAN?

https://wskg.org/episodes/cooks-country-almond-boneless-chicken-ep-1311/

Almond Boneless Chicken

Serves 4 to 6

Almond Boneless Chicken, which is a Chinese American restaurant staple in the Detroit area, consists of crispy battered chicken served on a bed of crunchy iceberg lettuce, topped with a mild brown sauce, and sprinkled with almonds and scallions. A combination of baking powder, baking soda, and beer keeps the batter light and crisp. Folding chopped toasted almonds into the batter provides more almond flavor as well as crunch. A combination of hoisin, soy sauce, and dry sherry adds complexity to the chicken broth–based sauce.

INGREDIENTS

Sauce

1 tablespoon cornstarch
 1 tablespoon cold water
 1 cup chicken broth
 2 teaspoons dry sherry
 2 teaspoons hoisin sauce
 2 teaspoons soy sauce
 ⅛ teaspoon salt
Chicken

4 (6- to 8-ounce) boneless, skinless chicken breasts, trimmed
 Salt and pepper
 ½ cup sliced almonds, toasted
 2 cups all-purpose flour
 1 cup cornstarch
 1 teaspoon garlic powder
 1 teaspoon baking powder
 ½ teaspoon baking soda
 1 ¼ cups lager or pilsner beer
 1 large egg, lightly beaten
 2 quarts peanut or vegetable oil
 ½ head iceberg lettuce (4 ½ ounces), cored and sliced thin crosswise
 3 scallions, sliced thin on bias
INSTRUCTIONS

Use a Dutch oven that holds 6 quarts or more. Choose a mild lager or pilsner for this recipe. In addition to iceberg lettuce, this dish is usually served with rice.

1. FOR THE SAUCE: Dissolve cornstarch in water in small bowl and set aside. Combine broth, sherry, hoisin, soy sauce, and salt in small saucepan and bring to boil over medium-high heat. Whisk in reserved cornstarch mixture, return to boil, and cook until thickened, about 30 seconds. Remove from heat, cover, and keep warm, stirring occasionally.

2. FOR THE CHICKEN: Line rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper. Set wire rack in second rimmed baking sheet and line rack with triple layer of paper towels. Halve chicken breasts horizontally to form 8 cutlets. Pat cutlets dry with paper towels and season with salt and pepper.

3. Finely chop 1/4 cup almonds. Whisk chopped almonds, 1 cup flour, cornstarch, garlic powder, baking powder, baking soda, 1 teaspoon salt, and 3/4 teaspoon pepper together in large bowl. Whisk in beer and egg. Combine remaining 1 cup flour and 1 teaspoon salt in shallow dish.

4. Working with 1 at a time, dip cutlets into batter to thoroughly coat, letting excess drip back into bowl. Dredge battered cutlets in flour to coat, shaking off excess, and place on parchment-lined sheet. Let cutlets sit while oil heats.

5. Add oil to large Dutch oven until it measures about 1 1/2 inches deep and heat over medium-high heat to 350 degrees. Working in batches, add half of cutlets to hot oil. Adjust burner as necessary to maintain oil temperature between 325 and 350 degrees. Fry, stirring gently to prevent pieces from sticking together, until cutlets are golden and register 160 degrees, about 4 minutes, flipping halfway through frying. Transfer to prepared wire rack to cool while frying remaining cutlets.

6. Place lettuce on platter. Cut each cutlet crosswise into 1/2-inch-thick slices. Arrange slices over lettuce and drizzle with sauce. Sprinkle with scallions and remaining 1/4 cup almonds. Serve.

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2021, 09:35:31 PM »
13 disgusting foods that Brits absolutely love

https://metro.co.uk/2017/08/27/13-disgusting-foods-that-brits-absolutely-love-6865993/?ito=cbshare

I am not ashamed to say that I actually liked Scotch eggs at one time, but my gawd, this British perversion of what should be cuisine is an ongoing horror story.

My family used to eat black pudding a few times a year when I was growing up though we called it more accurately blood pudding. I haven’t had it in years but would definitely eat it again if I could find some.

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« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2021, 07:47:29 PM »

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« Reply #39 on: April 23, 2021, 12:29:27 AM »
Fine! Be that way.



Come back 1 year.

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« Reply #40 on: April 23, 2021, 02:54:22 AM »
That is certainly different from the Almond Chicken we get here, that sauce looks like it actually has some flavor to it with the hoisin etc whereas ours is like a giant sneeze

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« Reply #41 on: April 23, 2021, 05:53:28 AM »
That is certainly different from the Almond Chicken we get here, that sauce looks like it actually has some flavor to it with the hoisin etc whereas ours is like a giant sneeze

Yes and deserve not such fine chicken does WAN.

Have I an excess of pitted dates to use up. Have you a dessert recipe involving them?

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« Reply #42 on: April 23, 2021, 09:58:06 AM »
Yes and deserve not such fine chicken does WAN.

Have I an excess of pitted dates to use up. Have you a dessert recipe involving them?

I just chop them and put them in fruitcake, but my mom has a date-bar recipe I tried looking for online but none of the ones I saw have the icing she puts on top.  I will see if I can get it from her.  Shreddie would probably have you make Sticky Toffee Pudding.

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« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2021, 03:53:42 PM »
These ones have a frosting and orange juice like my mom's but hers have a bottom shortbread crust whereas these seem to mix the filling with the crust to make more of a brownie thing, I don't know I am not real big on those bar cookies where they just kind of mash everything together super easy so you can just pop em in the oven and go on being a busy mom ffs if you are too busy to roll out a crust just go grab a little debbie for a buck fitty to stuff in your pie hole you have no business pretending to be a baker  >:(



https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/25060/frosted-orange-date-bars/

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« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2021, 04:50:57 PM »
Here are a couple really nice-looking recipes for Sticky Toffee Pudding, this one "Double Ginger" (candied and fresh):



https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/double-ginger-sticky-toffee-pudding

and this one with Earl Grey tea which sounds bizarre but I like Jamie Oliver and he used to be hot.  He can keep the sea salt though, yuck!  I am so tired of that, everyone doing it now.  Twenty years in the future our children will talk about that strange time where everyone was putting salt on their dessert and wonder what sort of stupid sheeple ever thought that was a good idea.  I bet Starbuks has even added salt to their condiment tray you can put it inyour caramel macchiato.  Blech.  Here in the NW it is old news, we have been putting strange things in our sweets for decades -- "Mexican" chocolate with chili, white pepper in the same, spekulaas spices, you name it.  Even the little donut shop by my folks' house has a "salted caramel" donut, FACK get away from me with that salt shaker and your freaky eyes and your missionary zeal like you just discovered a new gospel, I just want a damn maple bar!



https://www.chatelaine.com/recipe/desserts/jamie-olivers-sticky-toffee-pudding-recipe/

Both baked as bundt cakes, which looks nice, but do people not have proper pudding molds over there any more?  You are just going to dry the thing out and will force you to put more sauce on that you don't really need, it will rot your teeth and go straight to your gut.  I am sure this pudding started out as a steamed suet pudding like everything else over there, and it would be fun to come up with a hypothetical original -- the aforementioned suet, leftover bread crumbs from yesterday's manchet, freaky things like rosewater and sack and about fifteen nutmegs.  People try to tell you baking is a science but the truth is for steamed pudding you just mash whatever you want into a batterlike goo and, as long as you keep an eye on the proportions of fat, sugar, and flour and have an egg or two to bind it, it only takes a few hours to steam your abortion into submission.  It is the most-forgiiving method of baking imaginable, never dry, never burnt. always tender and gentle.  It will never do you wrong.  Like papi.