The Right Wing

[Laser]

Very odd since there appear to be at least 15 cameras pointed at her including two adult males with video cameras zoomed in on her hoohah, she would have to be the stupidest drag queen in the history of earth to try to pull a stunt like that for sick jollies.

We await the report 🧐

[Asuka Langley]

Aw 



https://twitter.com/NorthIdahoNews1/status/1536154201654296576?

Feds. lol

[Asuka Langley]

You had me pro-Israel, you can count on my vote Mr DeSantis!

[Jackstar]

Feds. lol

Hungarian Navy. It's not "federal" it's "totesbadass." In any event, I don't wanna anyway and we can't leave for two weeks or something, and if I have to be transported with you I need shots

[Asuka Langley]

[pate]

...Hungarian Navy...

Yes, , that is only slightly more retarded than the Polack Navy (a non-landlocked country)...



Wiz'rd!

[Jackstar]

(a non-landlocked country)...

There is a vast underground ocean, and Lake Balaton has an entrance. You'll never find it, of course. Just imagine it... hordes of Hungarian Mermen and Merwomen (Amazons, they are usually called) all boiling out of the lake to take vengeance upon the surface world.

Believe it, yo. Hungarian Navy. It's totesreal. They're my army. And if they knew what you had done, they wouldn't care that I had forgiven you, they'd do something about it. (They won't be told.) It's pretty secret, this Navy rank shit.

Just think about your secrets, Pipestar.

[pate]

If you actually had a job, it would be quite tempting to say:


 
WaDI, a minute... 

[pate]

As God as my witness, I'm never going to have to explain anal in this town ever again.

[Master Trollda]

[Jackstar]

“Hilarious.”

The yogurt in my fridge is funnier than this. Come on deity. Haven't you been waiting for this? What exactly is it that you would say that you exactly do around here? I was legit ready to leave 4 months ago, but I felt like I needed to finish up one thing, and then that... led to all this.

It's not complicated, and it's not HBO either.
IT'S FUCKING SHOWTIME.


(Wade doesn't work blue. I do. Thus, the balance of power shall be maintained. Or you can stop holding my friends hostage, how about that? Hey here's a better idea why don't you fucking stop that too and fucking stop talking into my head fucking head with your fucking shitty bag voice to skull shit fucking call me on the phone like a normal person.

Oh, are you afraid of triangulation? Why is that? Are you concerned about being mutilated like a cattle or like a newborn baby boy? Which is it? I'm wondering.

And it would appear we have all the time in the world.)


Now, that's a parade.

[Master Trollda]

The yogurt in my fridge is funnier than this. Come on deity. Haven't you been waiting for this? What exactly is it that you would say that you exactly do around here? I was legit ready to leave 4 months ago, but I felt like I needed to finish up one thing, and then that... led to all this.

It's not complicated, and it's not HBO either.
IT'S FUCKING SHOWTIME.


(Wade doesn't work blue. I do. Thus, the balance of power shall be maintained. Or you can stop holding my friends hostage, how about that? Hey here's a better idea why don't you fucking stop that too and fucking stop talking into my head fucking head with your fucking shitty bag voice to skull shit fucking call me on the phone like a normal person.

Oh, are you afraid of triangulation? Why is that? Are you concerned about being mutilated like a cattle or like a newborn baby boy? Which is it? I'm wondering.

And it would appear we have all the time in the world.)


Now, that's a parade.

I think you’ve not only lost all perspective but your sense of humor as well. That was evident on one of the recent Groypcasts you appeared on.

[Jackstar]

I think you’ve not only lost all perspective but your sense of humor as well. That was evident on one of the recent Groypcasts you appeared on.

No, believe me: you're funny. It's like you turned on the pilpul machine with the flick of a switch, and if you're that desperate, they probably took your consciousness out of your body and put in another one by now. Good day, Amanda.

[Master Trollda]

No, believe me: you're funny. It's like you turned on the pilpul machine with the flick of a switch, and if you're that desperate, they probably took your consciousness out of your body and put in another one by now. Good day, Amanda.

Join me in consensual reality, Jack. It’s comfy here. And you wonder why I won’t call you?!

[Jackstar]

you wonder why I won’t call you?!

No. Not at all. I know why S/he/IT won't let (You) answer it. The story that you tell yourself about it, it's not necessarily interesting to me at the moment unless it was pillow talk which it is not. Totesnot.

 I simply wonder... how can you expect to be taken seriously? At best you stalked me for 30 years, coz like, you were too cowardly to admit that you were lying to everybody. At worst you've been replaced by 7 AI constructs, five of which I've just taken out.

LIKE IN LESS TIME THAN IT TOOK ME TO BLINK.

That was evident on one of the recent Groypcasts you appeared on.

Actually, that's really just your opinion, TDOT Oz. (I'll wait on adjudication for that one cuz it's really your last one.)


Next one's going to be Vincent. Vincent Vega. I'll be in The Fishbowl celebrating Humanity's victory when you need me, for fucking anything, loser.