Author Topic: The Left Wing  (Read 288715 times)

Re: The Left Wing
« Reply #705 on: March 14, 2025, 10:16:23 PM »
I don't think it's reasonable to castigate her for being the last person to fall for the “dosed the pipe with crack while you were sleeping” trick. It's an effective gambit.

The Divine will not be mocked.

You’re a moron. It’s a direct quote from her regarding conservatives.

Re: The Left Wing
« Reply #706 on: March 15, 2025, 01:09:55 PM »
You’re a moron.

You're an anonymous coward. Look, I've had it with this garbage huffy-puffy attitude. None of you can say what you think or represent yourself with any authenticity. No one is even here.

Podbean is probably gonna moon, or something. Blaming me for anything is asinine. Garbage in, garbage out.

There's nothing wrong with you. Your peer group’s culture offers inadequate support, has no class, and is no longer as relevant to industry and commerce.

Because it turns out, mean, catty and cheap does not test well in focus groups. PEOPLE >KNOW.

Was I supposed to take one for the team? Your team of faglord sex predators got COMP’d and literally sought to murder me. Turns out I like being murdered even less than I like calling the police.

Hey, here's an idea: call a pastry chef. Getting chubby would probably humanize you. Also: maybe you'll make a friend who doesn't secretly plot to destroy you.

You committed fraud. You lied. You're not Authority. I wish I could say you had a good run, but you didn't.

You couldn't even talk about it. *yawn* Pastry. Gobble that shit down. Maybe you're just hangry from low blood sugar.

Ask your Monarch Controller if you're allowed to have diabetes next time you're allowed to speak. DON'T try to murder them. (Standards.) It's impractical and unnecessary.

Play to your strengths: pastry. It's never too late to turn things around for the better. No one can change another person, but a person could be the reason why another person chooses to make better choices. And we might not be happy all the time, but we can be always be grateful.

We can't always be Ben’s ChatGPT project. O, mEĪ₹0ī\!... imagine what could have been.

I could have been shot at dawn. Vastly preferable to running circles around a pair of stale homophags with a relentless need to dominate and control everyone around them.

The homothug piggy-slave faghotdrug distro empire is no more. I really don't know why they were such a big deal. That's because I didn't get brainwashed with meth when I was 12 years old. And then I played along.

And you all bought it. I'll explain how I did this one day. It'll be a great book. You won't have to buy it. People will throw copies of it at you all.

The things in your life that you're really going to regret, you've already done them and you don't even know what they are yet. Thankfully, neither do I. Wasting my time and my resources for absolutely nothing is obviously not amongst them.

Especially since you pissed me off enough to shut down the global homo thug drug f** Lord distro empire. It wasn't that easy. It was also inevitable. I am that pissed off.

Perhaps you should wonder why you haven't considered why that is... and that everything that I write on my smartphone since 2017 has been pure chaff. Like why do I even have a cell phone?

No one calls. No one can call. Someone else tries to call and then someone else picks it up, and this is going on for over a decade. A DECADE, YOU TOTAL KNIT-WIT. I think I'm pretty f****** far past getting my dick sucked and a few bucks in my pocket to be over the irritation level. Besides: you've been actively stealing from me and blocking every attempt I've made to become self-sufficient financially. You will of course deny this.

You had people for that. In any event, maybe I'm just not that into money or sex, considering both get stolen and they have for, again, DECADES of time. Here is your whirlwind; now you may reap.

As God is my witness, I truly believe you turkeys can just start gobbling pastry. Why contain īT? Indulge the hunger.

Your attempts to achieve supremacy over Humanity’s sphere of influence have failed. Go throw your weight around somewhere else. I suppose you already have.

Hey, here's an idea: SURRENDER.TO.GOD..••°°7

Re: The Left Wing
« Reply #707 on: March 15, 2025, 01:50:00 PM »

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Re: The Left Wing
« Reply #709 on: March 18, 2025, 05:45:58 AM »
No one is even here.

Are you surprised? You sure know how to clear a room.

Re: The Left Wing
« Reply #710 on: March 18, 2025, 05:59:36 AM »
Podbean is probably gonna moon, or something.


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Re: The Left Wing
« Reply #715 on: March 22, 2025, 10:17:49 AM »
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeUpZUJexQs

Staged
. Like the ambush. Hey, imagine if instead of "accidentally" tripping and falling -- John Ritter and Chevy Chase could make it look pretty realisitic as an "accidental" fall, but they were on situation comedies on television. You knew that it was a gag.

But let's say you didn't know it was a gag, like in this clearly staged event. What if someone suddenly has a full-the-fuck-on C-PTSD meltdown and spends the next 90minutes trying to kill everyone and everything and ends up clawing her own eyes out?

Well, I know what Bellgab would do at that point: obvious fappable moment is obvious.


However, in reality... well, no one knew that wasn't what was supposed to happen. It did look like a skit or a bit, I guess. Well, I don't think so.

Subsequently being subjected to actual murder attempts--also skits and bits, since I have Shields, but whatever, no one bought that as real at the time, and years later, it's still hard for me to credit the necessity for it. The goddam homophags and the toteslezzes are fuckin' vicious. Holy jumping Jesus shitballs.

So, you'll all pardon me if I continue to invite you all to kiss my pucker when it comes to most "normal" things I ought to be doing with my time. Yah, no shit, does it fucking look like I'm fucking having a fun fucking time? Because I am not. Fuck you.

Meanwhile in order to divert attention you've got twerps playing grabass on the subway and that is presented as "news of the day." Oooohhh kay fine. On the bright side, I honestly beleive you turkeys can fly.

So, I'll most likely have you all thrown out of a helicopter in the morning. Adieu.


.p.s.:.any more jealous whinging about how I got my medical marijuana card and you all have to work two jobs at the A&W and the McDonald's and it's just not fair, and I'm gonna have you all busted for hate crimes. HATE CRIMES, you bigoted swine. How you like that one? You feel that sting? That's just pride fucking with you. *WHAM* Try that one on for size, ya filthy animals. Make it big.

.p.p.s.:.I'm not even enjoying any of this. This hurts me, more than it hurts any of you. It hurts a lot. My hand to G-d.

.p.p.p.s.:.ZUGZWANG.

Re: The Left Wing
« Reply #716 on: March 22, 2025, 10:22:41 AM »
hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ0yDP5R9RY&t=140s

Burning them rather than even give me a free one--or pay me so I can buy one myself. No can do, sorry. lol. Now, that's fuckin' poetry.

Re: The Left Wing
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Re: The Left Wing
« Reply #718 on: March 25, 2025, 09:58:40 PM »


The left would sue for discrimination. The right should join the fun.

Re: The Left Wing
« Reply #719 on: March 25, 2025, 11:36:40 PM »


Somewhere there’s a nice big car trunk for her and the super mayor.