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[AZZERAE]

This fucking douchebag is just trying to make the forum unreadable. You win, Rubini. It’s all yours. It’ll be dead in a month because of you.

So you get to be a full time asshole, but the minute anybody else wants to assume the role you get all butthurt.

[AZZERAE]

[AZZERAE]

So, every time I post some real news you’re going to spaz out and post a bunch of gay shit right after? Is that your deal?

That's your deal, Francis.

[AZZERAE]

This is news, Rubini?

Dog vomit is more pleasurable than your presence is, Sally Mae.

[Master Trollda]

So you get to be a full time asshole, but the minute anybody else wants to assume the role you get all butthurt.

I disagree with your extremely biased opinion. I may post videos here and there but I don’t post fifty in a row so the pages will never load, like this stupid clod.

[Master Trollda]

Dog vomit is more pleasurable than your presence is, Sally Mae.

Ditto. Why don’t you cry about it?

[Master Trollda]

[Master Trollda]

Azz, if you’re really so confident in your opinion why not take a poll to see who the most entertaining posters are here? I’m pretty confident that Rubini will rate close to the bottom.

[Worthauger]

VIDEO: it's whore-error-frying

Our long National nightmare—The War On Tarot—is finally reaching its obviously inexorably approaching conclusion. Climax? No, denouement. I know that sounds like a worthless mouthful of bullshit, ‘coz like, there's a new translation spec being uploaded to Base. Basically it means I'm not going to use Quite so much salty language anymore, because I've been asked — politely — to be more polite. (Some Newcomers have doubts I've ever even been — polite, or Otherwise. lulz)

What can I say? I live to serve. Meanwhile, This just in (being told I can't say ‘hotfix’ anymore, lame, but I suppose somehow I will manage to cope): THE EDITOR HAS LANDED.

Ditto. Why don’t you cry about it?

Guessing: dehydration.

[Worthauger]

why not take a poll

A lot of Us are still pretty traumatized about what happened during the last one. For example, not only did I say, “don't go alone,” but I also said, “Trump's not going to win this time.” In exchange for all these warnings and more, I was roundly and routinely mocked. Mocked most harshly.

see who the most entertaining posters are here? I’m pretty confident that Rubini will rate close to the bottom.

There's a movie you need to see. It's called Private Parts. Personally, I skipped the book, because I was afraid there would be pictures in it.

Here, take this shield generator component: by the way, you might have heard it's dangerous to go alone. Just a rumor. No real confirmation. Best of luck, Sp. ± Ace!


(Note the punctuation: because that thingy (totes forget the name besides ‘dat plus or minus thingy.’ must remember to Google.), (PROT) exercises, and a winning smile couple to a calm to meet her coupled on demand to a calm de-mean-Her are the only goddam thingys keeping me out of jail right now.


So, you might think I have that guy going for me, but no: this is all for (You).

I’m pretty confident that Rubini will rate close to the bottom. :D

Colleagues, please: stop teasing both (2) of my trophy wives. I don't want them to spook the rest of the herd Surf Ace population.




p.s.: I'd like a new calendar for my birthday. I think hexadecimal would go nice with my hair.


p.p.s.: Thanks, ladyjudge(s).

[Master Trollda]

Our long National nightmare—The War On Tarot—is finally reaching its obviously inexorably approaching conclusion. Climax? No, denouement. I know that sounds like a worthless mouthful of bullshit, ‘coz like, there's a new translation spec being uploaded to Base. Basically it means I'm not going to use Quite so much salty language anymore, because I've been asked — politely — to be more polite. (Some Newcomers have doubts I've ever even been — polite, or Otherwise. lulz)

What can I say? I live to serve. Meanwhile, This just in (being told I can't say ‘hotfix’ anymore, lame, but I suppose somehow I will manage to cope): THE EDITOR HAS LANDED.


Guessing: dehydration.

Psychiatric meds can take their toll.

[Worthauger]

Psychiatric meds can take their toll.

I developed temporary aphasia once after self-experimenting with JWB-122. For about 75 minutes I couldn't remember the word “can.”

It was fun. I trained for that experience, & I totesacedit. I do feel bad for Bruce.

Of course he probably shouldn't have forgotten the word “demi” but really, who can say? Next time I see him at the men's hair club meeting, I'll pretend that I don't remember the word hair, and I'll pretend that I'm hallucinating that he's not bald anymore. Should be a left riot.

Laugh. Lots and lots, please *c    *

[Worthauger]

I don’t post fifty in a row so the pages will never load, like this stupid clod. ::)

Boy, have I got some splainin’ to do. But first, let's get that web browser cache of yours into a delousing chamber. Go on, step right in, don't worry about your clothes or your shoes or the outer layer of your skin you'll be never seeing them again.

EVER! NEVER! *SLAM* Just kidding. See? Look! We have you on tape.

Also: YouTube is two-way. Want to borrow a hooded robe and a bottle of bleach? ‘Course ya do!

[Master Trollda]

[Master Trollda]

Boy, have I got some splainin’ to do. But first, let's get that web browser cache of yours into a delousing chamber. Go on, step right in, don't worry about your clothes or your shoes or the outer layer of your skin you'll be never seeing them again.

EVER! NEVER! *SLAM* Just kidding. See? Look! We have you on tape.

Also: YouTube is two-way. Want to borrow a hooded robe and a bottle of bleach? ‘Course ya do!

A faggot would say something like that.