My friends, countrymen and fellow pateriots;
The State of the Hot Dog has worsened over the past year. If last year the price was down $0.18: this table indicates the 0.73% Frankfurter inflation of last year juxtaposed with the 7.03% Frankfurter inflation of this year equals (according to MAPA approved accounting proceedures) a jump in the price of a Frankfurter of about $1.62! (That's a fact, Jack!)

This aggression cannot stand, C'mon Man!
My administration will get this unchecked rise in the price of Tubular Meats under control, you can take that to the bank. Not only will I see to it that there is a turkey in every cauldron: my Administration will make sure that not only are Frankfurter prices affordable for the common man (and woman), but the delicious and superior Bratwurst will also be affordable to the unwashed masses and no longer relegated as a delicacy only for the Banquet Tables of the Rich and Famous.
You can take that to the bank!
Hear, Musaks:
(to skip straight to the musical portion of the above):
https://youtu.be/_ZF8MVuvCN8?t=31
Thank you in Advance! It is an honor to swerve.
D.Vincent/K. Victor
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"
Look—I
toocan
explains.

>"huite"
>black hair
>small build
>white or blue t-shirt
Hes on a flight back to Israel right now

Well, he's (David Victor M.) not going to the dock to bail his wife (K. Kweendolin’ Kennedy) out so they can
leave on the next portal transit to
Earth-556, that's for “dam
Skippy” sure.
Rioters report, allegedy... hardly anybody is showing up. Most times, a lot of people who are doing assassinations—excuse me: “random acts of legit political protest against gangstalking violence“—don't even bother to wait for the explosions; I guess that's the shaman—obnoxiously, today is a bad day for spellwet/whatworrk—they just start popping off after the knives go on, and the jugular (5)s run out.
Tedious, in the extreme, Keyhow. On the bright side, yesterday was —really—excited/exciting!!\MARNID6T9A—
IS: On-Line.
And you know what that means:
there goes the neighborhood.