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[Jackstar]

It's literally the best goddam movie ever made. Just ask your frozen asset.

[Laser]

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https://youtu.be/-OjzW2ZvSZQ
If you want me to be honest, it's basically one of the best goddam movies ever written produced. G-ddam. Check it out. You'll be glad you did.

All right, I'll watch it. But on my terms.

https://tubitv.com/movies/506266/brewsters-millions

[Worthauger]

I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.

[AZZERAE]

I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself

So you're finally gonna GO AWAY?

Sweet!

[TEXAS DADDY]

I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.

I HOPE YOU WILL GET MEAT COLI POISON AND FUCKING DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE!
THERE ARE MORE VALUABLE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET WHO CAN USE THE OXYGEN THAT YOU ARE WASTING

[Laser]

I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.

Some positive affirmations might help.

[TEXAS DADDY]

I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.

SO YOU FINALLY TOOK THE FROZEN CAT OF YOURS, THE ONE THAT YOU KILLED COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, OUT OF THE FREZER.
REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE TRYING TO BLAME MIEAW'S TRIBE (OR HER SONS) FOR KILLING YOUR STINKING CAT BECAUSE ITS STENCH WAS DRIVING AWAY ALL THE WILD GAME THAT THEY WERE TRYING TO HUNT FOR THE WINTER SEASON MEAT HARVEST.

YET IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED YOUR KITTY, BECAUSE YOU RATHER SPEND THE MONEY ON HEROIN AND CRACK THEN ON YOUR CAT'S FOOD AND LITTER SAND.

AND NOW YOU EXPOSED YOURSELF, YOU'RE GOING TO EAT YOUR BELOVED CAT, RAW. YOU GOT SO POOR AND DESPERATE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE FUR.
WRAP IT AROUND YOUR DICK TO KEEP IT FROM GETTING LIMP. YOU'RE VERY DISGUSTING PERVERT. 

BTW, I'M (WE ARE) RECORDING ALL YOUR PHONE CALLS VIA DIGITAL AUDIO SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.

[AZZERAE]

Real gangsters have a policy.

Harm no women, children, or animals.

[Jackstar]

BTW, I'M (WE ARE) RECORDING ALL YOUR PHONE CALLS VIA DIGITAL AUDIO SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.

I hope you got the one where (Blank) called while I was shitting and I answered immediately with, “Hello, I'm shitting, what do you want?” and (PROT) was too afraid to say anything and had to pretend that (PROT) couldn't hear me. That about killed me.

Some positive affirmations might help.

I'm on the shitter right now. Are you not helped?

[Jackstar]

I HOPE YOU WILL GET MEAT COLI POISON AND FUCKING DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE!
THERE ARE MORE VALUABLE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET WHO CAN USE THE OXYGEN THAT YOU ARE WASTING

You should telephone me. In about five minutes. I'll have some diamonds for (PROT) by then.

[Jackstar]

You should telephone me. In about five minutes.

Bupkis. All hat, no six-guns. Sad!!

[AZZERAE]

Bupkis.

[AZZERAE]

You should telephone me.

God help whoever's on the receiving end of that call.

[AZZERAE]

(Blank)

[AZZERAE]

SO YOU FINALLY TOOK THE FROZEN CAT OF YOURS, THE ONE THAT YOU KILLED COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, OUT OF THE FREZER.
REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE TRYING TO BLAME MIEAW'S TRIBE (OR HER SONS) FOR KILLING YOUR STINKING CAT BECAUSE ITS STENCH WAS DRIVING AWAY ALL THE WILD GAME THAT THEY WERE TRYING TO HUNT FOR THE WINTER SEASON MEAT HARVEST.

YET IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED YOUR KITTY, BECAUSE YOU RATHER SPEND THE MONEY ON HEROIN AND CRACK THEN ON YOUR CAT'S FOOD AND LITTER SAND.

AND NOW YOU EXPOSED YOURSELF, YOU'RE GOING TO EAT YOUR BELOVED CAT, RAW. YOU GOT SO POOR AND DESPERATE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE FUR.
WRAP IT AROUND YOUR DICK TO KEEP IT FROM GETTING LIMP. YOU'RE VERY DISGUSTING PERVERT. 

BTW, I'M (WE ARE) RECORDING ALL YOUR PHONE CALLS VIA DIGITAL AUDIO SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.

Yo. Why you gotta fuck with Jewel?