Oh, go fuck a cat in the ass.
I would prefer not to -- as my preference on such activities hasn't changed since the last opportunity I had offered to me whilst in lockup.
That being said, my spiritual guru explained to me that there is something going on behind the scenes that I am blissfully unaware of, and this circumstance is slated to be due for a long overdue upcoming change.
So, I'm just going to keep right on eating my own boogers and drinking pilsner. (it is Saturday after all.) nyahh nyahh nyahh, save the cat ass for another hero, I'm tapping OWE YOU TEA.