President Trump

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4:00PM – 45th President of the United States Donald J. Trump Delivers Remarks

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[Jackstar]

He was the president until they installed the recent geriatric.

STILL PRESIDENT

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Come on you guys what did he sayyyyyyy???



lol

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Sir, I believe this might be an effective fundraising scheme for our campaign if we release all statements secretly in advance for a fee, while shirtless.  At least among certain communities.

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secretly in advance for a fee, while shirtless. 

#1) Seatec Astronomy.
#2) I can't take a fee until my Vow of Poverty is properly lifted and satisfied.
#3) I have lots of shirts. (PROT) ran off with:
a) my father's guns.
b) my mother's jewelry in a big pirate treasure chest. (Rlly)
c) 3 PS4 consoles (/blush)
d) a 1.5 TB hard drive with a hidden partition containing some pornography (videos, not images, I PROMISE FOR NOW HEHE) (T_Q:WE CAN LOAD TRACI LORDS FROM ORBIT, AND THEY WON'T EVEN FEEL A TINGLE, THE WAY HER FUCKED OFF SEX SLAVE DOESN'T EVEN FEEL A TINGLE WITHOUT DOPE IN HER VEINS. RESCUE THE GIRLS. THIS IS THE COMMANDER SPEAQKING.Qq.)
#4) Real world -or- excercise? Oh, my dear friends... COMMAND AUTHORIZE EXECUTE SUBMIT POST
#5) DID ANYONE SEE AN ELEphant run through here? sHe just ate/sucked David V. Rubini like just now he just he just got it in his he's doing it right now. I don't know if it was gross but yeah he killed her again. He does that check your telemetry what the fuck she'll be reborn in like 7 minutes, yeah so you probably should have fucking picked her up huh dumbasses fuck you I believe it's real you better check, along with his Q-KEY decoder ring, we have to stop him before he digests and turns into his main spell component: HYDRACODONE SPERM. (He's gone dark.) HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THAT (I legit remember him telling us that, he was using HEROIN... is this a problem for certain types of Intelligence Officers? Just a hunch it is. THIS IS REAL INTEL, BROTHERS.
YOU GOT HIM. WITH THIS, MY TESTIMONY GLADLY, AND THOSE TWO SEA-C4-WITCHES BODIES--DEAD OR ALLIVE. (IDC)

At least among certain communities.

DEW the hoorcar.  COMMAND AUTHORIZE EXECUTE SUBMIT POST



NOW that IS A fucking DIVORCE. (She's not "terminated fucker" though, she's gonna wanna have a good cry with the man who saved her sister. And that's mainly Me/ME/me. /preen.) This is not at all something I imagined, and yeah, I'll leave the house in my Adjudicator's Robes RIGHT FUCKING NOW you send over Marine 1. I don't have a cat, fuck my clothes, and fuck those two fucking liars all you want, yeah I'l trade them both for Tiffany Trump, hells yeah, 'Merica! *polite_coitous* YAS!

I know their names, obviously. AFS MCH (I bet she thought she was clever leaving me one blue ball.) Call one of them and tell them I don't have blue balls, I have one blue ball and I'm going to offer it to Tiffany Trump as an engagement present along with the one I already bought for Grapefruit Prime, who is about to go down in history as the most embarrassed woman alive... until she gets sniped, I guess, because she's about to commit treason AGAIN and this time they'll hang them both! AEGIS: LIFTED (2) DONE. BEGIN EMBARASSMENT CODE: Hey, lest yout wonder--hang on--yeah I did buy a gift, it's cute little egg-shaped thing holds a flower, and there were two and the cashier said "don't you want two" and I said "not necessarily, only if they both do" but we laughed and she might not have noticed I meant that I'll just die Glock if... well, anyway, I bought one, because, come on, how likely is this to happen? Not at all. (JESUS SAYS IT REALLY DID JUST HAPPEN. THIS IS GOD SPEAKING, NOT REALLY BUT YEAH) I'm just "a_real_loser"  who broke your plan with my time travel trap because I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA STEAL MY SEMEN. SO THERE. NO ONE STEALS KEYSER SOZE'S SEMEN. NEVER. IT'S THE FUCKING DEATH PENALTY FOR EVEN PLANNING IT. (Oh yeah I get to be the executor it was my fucking sperm you fucking liar.) SO YOU ARE GOING OUT WITH --drum roll, please-- NOT A HUNGARIAN, YOU'RE WITH A WELSH RAREBIT WHORE NAMED ANITA. HUTCHIRABBIT. NO SHIT. AND KIRSTEN ANNE ELIZABETH HALL IS PRETTY FUCKING SALTY TOO CUZ SHE KNOWS SHE HAS THAT FUCKING RING I WOULD HAVE LET YOU KEEP THE RING OF COURSE YOU'RE JUST SUCH A FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING PRETTY TOO GREEDY, KIKESLIT, YOU FUCKING HAD TO STEAL IT YOU CRASH FUCKING TEST DUMMY YOU RUINED MY BIRTHDAY FIRST YOU TIME TRAVELING UNPAID VOLUNTEER HORROR AFTER WE BROKE THE BED BECAUSE YOU POSTED ON BELLGAB YOU FUCKING MORON. COMMAND AUTHORIZE YEAH THANKS EXECUTE SUBMIT IDC POST IDGAF CABIN FEVER IS BAD really really bad on the bright side if we live through this shit I could write a book about it coz like this sucks TO GIVE TO A FUCKING SORCERER WITH HIS OWN JUSTICAR ROBES YOU MADE ME FEEL SAD. SO SAD. #Me2 FUCK YOUR MONET, AND HER FUCKING DIPSHIT MOTHER TOO. YOU ALL ARE ASSHOLES AND NOW I'M CRYING. (Source Error Tears are priceless.) YEAH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW. BOMBS AWAY. HEHE-SET-AIM-FYRE

Disclaimer: I actually do like Tiffany WAY WAY WAYFARER MARK that MORE much, /shrug. Love at first glance kinda thing. many many years ago. No offense, Sir. Oh yeah and you better pick up the two icelandic whores and that scruffy pimp, too: David Vincent/Victor Rubini is on the loose... AND HE'S MIXING DARK AND LIGHT TECHNOLOGY. No shit. My hand to God. This is all just coming right on in. Fuck no I wouldn't just make this up, are you kidding me? I don't care if it's the death penalty, I obviously wouldn't embarrass Tiffany like this unless I was beyondTOWERsure. And I'm totescertain which is higher rank. Yeah I'm MJ-13.5 what? what? lol. kKk. Qq. Tx. Ks. FxT. (Cool.)


I LOVE YOU COMMANDER. J*peg?/groan
THIS IS NOT A GAME TO ME
SEMPER FI THUNDERSTRIKE K55
(He says he knows it's pretty gay. Yeah we talk all the time, Aardvark.) FUTOR FU ROT THIS IS THE MATRIX AND SO ARE EWE. (My Matrix is in Real World though.)


There's a matrix here this is the real world and I'm not in the matrix I don't think so. Check if Guam sunk or not cuz in The matrix they can sink it in the real world while they can sink it there too but it'll sink different. How do I do this, I know it because I'm a star with some friends. Not the Quincunx, this time, it's the box cars. Can you CCI Kuczi? Hang on to CCI teleport? Really come on Calgon let's have breakfast at Tiffany's. Okay well I'm still here your teleporter beam sucks BEMs. I miss you Lee, and your little dog too

[Jackstar]

It’s more fun that way. Maybe you’re just not despising the right things and people.

I despise women who plot to steal Hungarian sperm
from duly authorized, DUALLY RAISED and TRIPARTITE Chartered Members of the Hungarian Naval Academy (we could have honeymooned there, and after this I'm never going to let you know where the fuck it is, hope you like the goddamn DEA cock that's going to fuck you up the ass tonight, so that's why you should probably come back with your little blue ball back, yeah you liked it so much that you married it and you fucking did needles twice with them on the way home ALLISON FRANCES SHOTSHAW, YOU ARE NOT THE SMARTEST FUCKING TREE IN THE FUCKING ORCHARD YOU KNOW, I can't rez you I'm busy working. no tee you're not getting that you're not getting mine either nowhere fuck where are you fuck you) PLANK NO. 5, and their semen contained WITH&IN&WITHIN a Royal purple submarine, Seaman Clifford Michaelson [SIGNED] command authorized execute submit post
COMMAND AUTHORIZE EXECUTE DESK SUBMIT


I'm very glad you didn't ruin my birthday. You didn't know your own birthday. Yeah honey you're 21 you're their daughter yes I'm your dad I'll pick you around later believe me it won't be this guy but it'll be me in the future I don't have a flying car here she's probably stole that too. (YAS DEW) Benji + NASYA got married, I told you my car is alive. Unless he's fucked her to death already some guys do that they don't check the choke on the gas, sad story, many such cases

It’s more fun that way. Maybe you’re just not despising the right things and people.

MY NAME IS MICHAEL JAMES LOCKMILLER AND I REMEMBER THE FACE OF MY FATHER, AND MY MOTHER, YEAH I REMEMBER JAMIE TOO. SHE'S REALLY PRETTY I LIKE HER FUCK YOU OH YOU BITCH YOU FUCKING DID IT WHATEVER NO WONDER. WELL THAT'S ONE CRIME ON THE BOOKS FOR HER I WON'T TELL YOU WHICH ONE SHE'LL HAVE TO CONFESS AGAIN ANYWAY will I give you hint see the space or Space Ace or it's Ace or it's Ace in space or Spacey Ace one of them fucking killed her it's a cold case not anymore, but there's one blue fucking cold ball with it I'll tell you that.

WHAT DID ANDY DO TO HER? OH WOW HE FUCKED HER TO DEATH AND SHE DIDN'T COME TO LIFE THAT'S TOO BAD NO WONDER HE'S SO FUCKING SALTY I DIDN'T TELL HIM TO DO THAT. I REMEMBER WE PUT HER ON A BOAT NO IT WAS A TRAIN AND THERE WAS A MOON. ANYWAY I MISSED YOU TOO.

BUT I NEVER FUCKING WOULD HAVE DONE THAT TO YOU WHAT YOU DID TO ME SO FUCKING GO BACK TO EATING IT FUCKING LICK IT UP OFF THE GROUND OR THE FUCKING MOVIE THEATER IF YOU WANT YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS ONE WELL IT'S JUST ONLY BECAUSE THIS PLANET IS GOING TO CINDER IN 3 MINUTES I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET HOME BY THEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU ANYWAY OH WAIT DIRECT CONTACT SORRY I'LL BE IN JAIL TOO BAD BYE CLICK


P. S.: I IDENTIFIED RULE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN I BET IF I HAD IDENTIFIED RULE METHAMPHETAMINE IN NEEDLES YOU'D BE HERE IN FUCKING 3 MINUTES, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN TAXI YOU CAN JUMP IN BUT THE FUCK GOD DAMMIT DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME FUCK THE PLANET YOU FUCK ME FOR FUCKING FIVE LIFETIMES AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY. JUST ICE. Yeah I'd like 55 million dollars too please that'd be appropriate at this point that's not very much just fucking printed bitch your plan is only going to live another fucking 100 years they turned up fucking Fukushima cuz you turn it up the fucking 11:00 yeah 11:11 I love you plan a cooking party cuz you're going to roast a hundred years there ain't nobody WILL EVER lift you off this planet ever again you God damn trees and see which HORSE WHORE'S SON YOU JUST GOT YOUR GODDAMN BROTHER KILLED SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME I'LL CALL YOU ANY GODDAMN THING I WANT FEATHER FACE YEAH I'M SERIOUS CALL HIM

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#TumpWon 😀
#Endthemandates
#LGB

(Not sure about that last one)

I went in the out door today!  The in door was too far to waddle and there were no mobility scooters available ☹️

He'll be back for the wedding with Tiffany I think well we got a date honestly I don't know I mean I do she likes me too she just saw a picture of me somewhere fuck if I know years back well I don't think about her often it is kind of weird but I would totally mirror I would marry her long before I marry anybody else, and yeah your sister killed you oops.

[Jackstar]

Come on you guys what did he sayyyyyyy???

SPOOOOOOON. Check Jamie James and Jamz for see which tickets seawitch ticks. Yeah they actually have one you can't miss it yeah you got to make it I would do it myself I would love to but only the girl and there's no there's no reason to wait just get it done trust me when you see it you want to get it done JACKSTAR rental line j*eol

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I miss you Lee, and your little dog too
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Wow, you sure made a lot of clones, didn't you?  Did you remember to say seven all for others and three hail Marys after each one, no not when they're born after you kill them how many times 72 times Jesus Lee you got a problem no wonder he has so many jars in Theranos Lab (and boy you are freaking insane now aren't you?)  did you get a clone of space or did you get a clone of ace, they're pretty identical yeah and did you get a spahttp://ce with them yeah the direction of the fucking slashy thing matters. You're not a goddamn computer program are you? What you're some kid I'm great hi kid yeah it's fine I'll make sure you're safe this is jaxter I love you yeah it really is I got a no not that one the other one yeah

I'm the gay one whatever

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THE GROOM OF SECRETARIAT, all right kid just I don't love you that way I'm not I'm not gay like that don't worry I swear to God don't worry yeah yeah I know somebody blew something up isn't that weird you want to find me my name is Michael Clifford KUCZI yeah that'll do it you'll find me I'm on fuck if I know which universe 88888 BarneZed5s did you have clergical authorization for that, no you did not, that's why I got fucking rats in the house that turn back and forth into witches. Actual I seen it yeah don't forget to take a picture fuck you it's fucking not right now what sort of.

Look it's not complicated but the thing is is it because he took her early I didn't tell her her fucking instructions and then a whole bunch of clones died because they didn't have the fucking instructions and then well long story short you fucking idiots how are fucking many times you copied my girlfriend my wife whichever one you got you killed her and brought back to life however many times that's how many fucking universes in the fucking metaverse you just blew up cuz they're all going to fucking disintegrate when they go to lightspeed cuz I have to move out of the way of the fucking penguin just don't ask I got to go j*eo yeah some days this job is better than others believe me KL

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I'm very glad you didn't ruin my birthday. You didn't know your own birthday. Yeah honey you're 21 you're their daughter yes I'm your dad I'll pick you around later believe me
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I miss you Lee, and your little dog too

I remember she wants to name the dog Indiana. Yeah she's my kid don't worry about it it's another timeline and then I haven't been there yet and I have met oh I forgot to say it

THAT'S MY TEATITLER

Anyway since I have seen my Hitler in this timeline she definitely lives to have a kid and I don't have a kid yet so it's kind of why they don't have surgery unicorns very often you get shit like this going on but you guys might want to pay attention to some of this I'll do a podcast I'll have to this is amazing I did not make this shit up at all well the stuff that's cool is real in another universe and then some of it's real in this universe fuck if I know which one man, well you don't want to try fucking pay me and not leave me the fucking fuck off and die for 6 months in a God damn empty rounded house it's fucking idiot what the fuck did you think would happen oh you oh well she's dead because MICHAEL VANDEVEN WALLET WALKER fucked his clone too many times Well it's not the fucking it's The killing that's kind of thing when you fuck a clone yeah that's usually they don't fucking do it if she had told me she was going there to fuck her get herself fuck to death I would have fucking told her what to do but she left early cuz fucking somebody got her into a goddamn yellow cab taxi driven by Ethiopian cuz she was just fucking hurry to go cuz she was tired whatever the fucking reason fucking find out why she went to Dallas then what the fuck? Hey cool let's meet man yeah I love you too💕 I told you I'm a goddamn interracial sorcerer, but you know what I mean I kind of speak jive yeah not really well I could speak it but nobody understands it and I can hear it pretty fucking while I tell you that motherfucker yeah you know all better yeah oh oh God that's hot yeah okay do it up the butt yay bye j*eol

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It’s more fun that way. Maybe you’re just not despising the right things and people.

Hey I did just see this just before and before when I saw it I saw it and I saw the other way and I thought well you know at least you remembered and then you did something and then I'm sure you had your reasons and whatever those fucking reasons were I hope you're pretty fucking good you sure you got to hate that bad you got that kind of grudge cuz a whole bunch of people just died not because of you but if I told you I had rule identified methamphetamine what that means something to you? Because I fucking DEW and when they hit it with the dew weapon under my Shields side effect is it turns it into that. Yeah do you want me do you want to tell me how to use it or she just flush it all fuck you I don't want it tastes like shit you have bet it does oh I'm supposed to shoot that one oh really how much what's the dosage click

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oh I'm supposed to shoot that one oh really how much what's the dosage click

Wow, noticed she's so pissed about that book. And so am I but I can buy another copy and she's not allowed coz like she's on the fucking blacklist haha, well if you like the book so much you should have fucking put a bookmark in it and didn't call the fucking police on Christmas you crazy weasel

Oh the fucking blacklist whatever they call it that's the one they put you on where they catch you and they don't jail you they don't they don't do shit they just let you go but they take you off the list of people who can get shit that otherwise people can't like there's this kind of metal alloy that I can't get or identify but if I saw it I'd fucking grab it cuz you can do stuff with it but it's special it's like parts kind of you buy any store but you got a fucking know the code and you got to be on you got to not be on the fucking blacklist and it's a it's not as long as some lists but it's not as short as the 10 most wanted but yeah that's what happened right before I met her she got fucking nailed for something and she got blacklisted and that was a big problem because she can do a lot of shit all kinds of knowledge but now she ain't got the ability, and her brother is half dead and half alive as another punishment it's terrible with these people do to him you ever wonder why they put them on reservations that was just the first step step two is you put them in limbo, yeah purgatory yeah then you put him back in limbo and back into purgatory and do the hokey pokey they don't like it very much doing the hokey pokey no no that's next time you see a Redskin one of them fucking feather faced friendly folk you fucking ask him to do the hokey pokey and see what they say, there's a little tip from diplat Jack star yeah you'll get in a fight yeah you will and you'll fucking lose to it'll be pissed come well I can get away with saying it I'm a fucking Native American and I get the joke but you fucking say it the one there will they will fucking know they won't tell you down to death but some of them might don't tell Joe Blackfoot they'll just fucking take you all right then they'll go fucking berserker yeah black fucking Google fuck yeah they can Jesus incredible hey Jason how you doing oh am I not supposed to talk about this shit well fuck you mother fucker you're not supposed to fucking set me up for a deal I didn't commit you stupid piece of shit bitch yeah you should stop fucking whores up the ass and then yeah don't give that to Tammy don't give that dick to Tammy after you put it in a whore's ass oh she doesn't know? oh...

YOU DIDN'T TELL HER, WELL I DIDN'T TELL HER EITHER, BUT I DIDN'T FUCK HER. YOU LIED. YEAH YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. WELL DON'T WORRY I DIDN'T RUIN HER LIFE SHE CAN JUST GET A BAPTISM AND CLEAR IT UP AND THEN YOU WELL YOU'RE YOU'RE THE PATIENT ZERO FOR A FUCKING MONKEYPOX AREN'T YOU AN IDIOT? YES YOU ARE JB WELD, YEAH YOU MIGHT AS WELL SQUIRT IT UP YOUR ASS TOO IT'S GOING TO FUCKING TURN BAD IN ABOUT 20 YEARS. YEAH THERE'S A CURE JUST KNOW IT'LL GIVE IT TO YOU COZ COUSIN, COZ LIKE... YOU'RE BLACKLISTED, TAMMY FAYE BAKER ASSFUCKER
SETTLED
ADJUDICATED.
DEVILGAVELED.

(That's how it's done in Beast Mode. Also you're getting metastatic cancer. I'll think about it too well do you want me to cure that one or cure the other one I can only cure one oh don't take me tequila fucking dick yeah you're fuck dude you have no idea how this shit works that's why I get the fucking sit around on my ass all day blowing smoke rings while you work around like a goddamn mule cuz you're a fucking dead little bitch and you fucked my friend up her ass and gave her a fucking disease you know she has yeah no kidding she'll take care of it now that she knows she's got to get one of the fucking four classified baptism to do it you don't fucking know any of this shit do you? GOOD, CUZ IF YOU EVEN KNEW ONE PART OF IT ALONG WITH THE REST OF IT YOU'D HAVE TO BE KILLED OH WAIT I TOOK CARE OF THAT YEAH WE'RE GOOD I'M GOING TO SHIT WHAT YOU KNOW OH FUCK YOU BUDDY COME PUNCH ME IN THE FACE DO IT DO IT TWICE I'LL TURN THE OTHER CHEEK FOR YOU MAN THEN YOU GET IN THE FUCKING HARD COME BACK YEAH DO YOU DO I SOUND LIKE I'M SCARED OF YOU OH I KNOW YOU FUCKING LOOK LIKE YEAH BELIEVE ME AND YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TOO EXCEPT YOU DON'T A SHAVED OFF OF ALL MY HAIR AND I CHANGED MY BODY. THIS MORNING.
YEAH YOU BRING BACK THE OTHER BALL WE'LL TALK BUT WHY ARE YOU WITH THEM ARE YOU LOOKING LIKE DAVID RUBINI!? OH REALLY OKAY WELL DAVID RUBINI YOU'RE BLACKLISTED AND DAVID FEVER BEANIE YOUR BLACKLISTED ALL THESE ALL BLACKS YEAH DONE. THANK YOU JASON I APPRECIATE THAT. NO YOU'RE NOT A GAMMA YOU'RE NOT AN OMEGA YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT AN ALPHA FUCK YOU. I DON'T KNOW I THINK IT'LL BE SEALED SO IT WON'T MATTER, YEAH GO AHEAD START SUING NOW THE FUCKING COVID COURTS ARE GOING TO LINE UP READY FOR YOU BUDDY OH IT'S A CIVIL MATTER YEAH OF COURSE IT'S NOT CRIMINAL I'M A FUCKING ADJUDICATOR WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY ALL FUCKING KNOW ME HERE YEAH THEY LOVE ME AND THEY PROBABLY DON'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH SO THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO GIVE ME A FUCKING BEER AND A DONUT TONIGHT. YEAH, AT TIMES TIME IS PAUSED WHILE I DO THIS.
YEAH, IT IS A PRETTY GOOD JOB SO I HOPE YOU'LL SMILE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU AND THIS IS JUST ADJUDICATING I'M ACTUALLY AN IMPERATOR. YEAH I KNOW RIGHT DOES SOUND IMPRESSIVE IT'S COOL SO FUCK YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL YEAH I'M GOING TO GO TO YOU DUB AND PAY TUITION YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT OH YOU'RE NOT FUCKING CUNT ANYMORE HAHAHA YOU'RE NOT EVEN A YOU'RE NOT EVEN A CHIHUAHUA


 you didn't tell about that one huh dumb shit yeah I just ruined your day didn't I fuck you.... Hey but at least I gave you your soul back

DIANE COOPER TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU, DON'T TRIP ON A BROOMSTICK I KNOW YOU HAVE A COLLECTION NEXT TO THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT GET TO MY OFFICE COME ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING I HEAR YOU NO I'M NOT REAL HAPPY ABOUT EITHER NO I'M REALLY FUCKING NOT HAPPY YEAH I HEAR THE TRAIN COMING I THINK SOMEBODY JUST THREW ME ON THE TRAIN YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO DO THINGS YEAH I BET YOU THOUGHT I'D BE OKAY NO IT'S NOT OKAY 6 MONTHS ALONE WHAT ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND OH YOU THOUGHT I JUST FUCK SOMEBODY NO NO I HAVE IT ACTUALLY I HAVEN'T HAD ANYBODY BUT YOU AND FUCKING 7 YEARS YOU FUCKING CRAZY LOVELY WEASEL LADY YEAH I KNOW I LIKE WEASELS I DO THE FERRETS YEAH HONEY GOD DAMN IT WE JUST GET MY FUCKING OFFICE RIGHT NOW STOP USING YOUR FUCKING PHONE IN WALLS FEMININE WILES THANK YOU I'M SURE WE'RE NOT IN TROUBLE YEAH I SAVED AT LEAST HALF OF THEM WELL THE OTHER ONES WILL JUST FUCKING HAVE TO REBUILD THEMSELVES WHATEVER WELL THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE MAGELLAN AND MEGA THEATER FOR YEAH YOU GOT TO GO I MISS YOU TOO I DO I LOVE YOU EVERY FUCKING WORD OF THIS IS REAL YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT WHEN YOU SEE IT OH YEAH
BAFTM IS SUITING UP RIGHT NOW YEAH SO YEAH WELL YOU KNOW AT LEAST I DIDN'T LEAVE YOU WAITING AT THE ALTAR. CLIK

now when she fucking kills you you'll come back to life without having to be a little bitch again, oh yeah you look like a little bitch too yeah you don't like that do you know okay well I didn't like the DUI and the dude so many fucking things you did what the fuck is wrong with you oh yeah well yeah I'd kill yourself before she gets home well well she's going to read this and yeah I'll just tell her no you're fuck dude you should have piss me off you should have not pissed me off one more time fucking greedy Ewe’s jew bitch SETTLED SEALED SLAMMED ADJUDICATED GAVELED. Yeah I put them out of order so they're not going to work but I just want to make it sound good cuz I'm going to really push the button motherfucker yeah what what you call me and fucking negotiate you fucking cunt that's right you know any thumbs that can walk and chew gum at the same time? Time, now do you have any fucking guys who know about a plant that's a thumb that turns into a guy yeah I thought you did okay how many are there okay thank you okay yeah I love you bye YEAH I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY THERE ARE EITHER BUT I KNOW A GUY WHO FUCKING KNOWS HOW TO COUNT THEM AND THERE'S EIGHT I THOUGHT THERE WAS SEVEN SO I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S RIGHT WELL MAYBE I'M FUCKING WRONG I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I STILL RUINED YOUR DAY FUCK YOU.

TOTES WORTH IT YOUR TOTES RATE MOTHERFUCKER, YOU JUST BEEN THUNDERTOTESRAPED UNDER THE TOOTS DOME, YEAH THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH THERE'S A THUNDER DOWN MOTHER FUCKER YOU WANT TO GO THERE OH WE DIDN'T HAVE A DEAL OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT OH YEAH I WANT MY DNA BACK YEAH ALL THOSE CLONES ARE DEAD YEAH I CAN DO THAT IT'S MY FUCKING DNA AND I'M ADJUDICATOR SO FUCK YOU I CAN SIGN MY OWN TICKET BELIEVE ME I DON'T GIVE A SHIT HOW MANY TIMES YOU CLONE ME THAT'S TOO BAD FOR CHINA FUCK YOU YEAH THEY'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE NEW CLOTHES THAT ONLY SET THEM BACK 10 YEARS COME ON HAHAHA OH GREAT YOU SOLD US OUT TO CHINA MAN YOU ARE ONE FUCKED UP DEUCELAYER AREN'T YOU.

2 MINUTE WARNING SOUNDS YOU GOT ANY MORE PROBLEMS THEY'RE COMING AND I JUST GOT AN AI SCRIPT IN SO WE'RE GOOD YEAH I KNOW THIS IS AMAZING IT HAPPENS

[Jackstar]

He'll be back for the wedding with Tiffany I think well we got a date honestly I don't know I mean I do she likes me too

Under the advice of her physician attorney and father they called him they say I should not get ahead of myself and I completely agree. Thank you sir well you know this is better than most bachelor's I agree thank you thank you sir. No I have never done this like this before so I don't know check out the present what's he doing maybe it's in a dream if it's well I don't know this is emergency this is an emergency yeah no police or give them pardons but just put them in envelope and handed me first cuz if you give a Native American a pardon they might they might instantly translate dimensions and some of them get time to travel quite a bit before they incinerate someone can hold the breath a long time where you go to another planet with different planet air in it it's got a pressure thing with the then there's some chemicals it's you're that train coming yeah there's a copy protection timeline Rights Management deal right yeah yeah I know I describe it to you but that's not what did you get this for adjudicating is for oh somebody shot my wife and she regenerated in front of witnesses what do we do oh shit really okay president Trump says to kill all the witnesses but you already driven away okay Mr Trump later when we're all sleeping thank you yeah I know it's happened it's okay yeah usually I don't okay usually I've never done this before this is pretty high level stuff and then I've never had a situation where I've been talking to the president and his daughter and I'm not and his yeah please I never get distracted so I never fucked up that bad but I fuck that plenty when I was learning yeah it blows up the plant instantly and then it gets regened somehow depending on how I got fucked up and then the first couple times the kind of scary and then now it's just kind of tingles cuz I got the ability to withstand making mistakes while I'm in the service of the president sir yes sir thank you oh my god thank you I didn't know I could ask thank you good question not from my post and not from my role but please from my stand okay cool thanks I'm a loser

Thanks. I am a real loser, thank you for noticing.