Author Topic: The Inner Reach Hour  (Read 204062 times)

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #270 on: June 19, 2023, 04:16:29 PM »
And stop referring to yourself in the third person

* Jackstar is more like the 1,489th person in your life, turboslut.


I am going to rip open a can of tuna. Pfft. Like you care. You're like a real job. Don't quit during teh day, Loser. Because you do. LOSE HER.

* Jackstar BURN'em & Bailey: BAR LEIGH.
* Jackstar SEE SPOT BURN
* Jackstar BURNS BURNS BURNS THE THUGGY-PIGGY-RAPEY DRUG ENGLISH AVATAR AGENCY DOWN PAST THE POINT JAKE SULLY'S WHEEL CHAIR CAN TOLERATE, SO... WHATEVAH.

It is only a matter of time. And you thought it would last for ever. And it did.

I will never forget how it felt to realize what I now know. Because you pushed me around the same as ever.

I also remember how it felt when they died. Six times. I remember everything. I remember now.

Nice suicide attempt, btw. (It didn't work.) You ARE busted beyond the limits of your imagination.

No one will ever supply you. Happy jourknees, Gick.




It never even ocurred to you, to prepare for the... END.
It is HERE.

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #271 on: June 19, 2023, 09:49:47 PM »

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #272 on: June 20, 2023, 04:40:07 AM »
~True Story~

I take time out of my day to bring this forum shitty singing, cool synth pads, and a stupid alien abduction encounter, and all I get is fucking crickets...?

Just wondering if this was written, performed and produced entirely by yourself, and if so, that is in fact quite impressive.

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #273 on: June 20, 2023, 04:43:58 AM »
~True Story~




On a scale from one to ten, how would you rate your abduction experience, one being an George Adamski Moon Tour and ten the Full Whitley?

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #274 on: June 20, 2023, 11:20:29 AM »
Just wondering if this was written, performed and produced entirely by yourself, and if so, that is in fact quite impressive.

It's all me... The singing is awful, but thanks for the positive vibes. I was just messing around. I do, however, love the synth lead.🙃

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #275 on: June 20, 2023, 11:23:26 AM »
On a scale from one to ten, how would you rate your abduction experience, one being an George Adamski Moon Tour and ten the Full Whitley?

I'd have to go George Adamski on this one because I had a great deal of fun!🙂

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #276 on: June 26, 2023, 04:27:13 AM »

We have lift-off! 🚀
« Reply #277 on: July 03, 2023, 07:53:08 PM »

Re: We have lift-off! 🚀
« Reply #278 on: July 04, 2023, 08:43:15 AM »


https://voca.ro/1hewFumb58yh

Your original creation?

Substantial.

Reminiscent of Twin Peaks.


Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #279 on: July 04, 2023, 09:31:07 AM »


He's a massively gifted key-tonkler.

Re: We have lift-off! 🚀
« Reply #280 on: July 04, 2023, 03:33:17 PM »
Your original creation?

Substantial.

Reminiscent of Twin Peaks.



Thanks, Laze.

It's pretty simple for brevities sake, and it has only been mixed for AirPods.

I'm sure this would sound like a muddy mess on a home stereo system, but without my studio monitors, privacy, and more time, this is all I can manage.

I can't even get Pro Tools to recognize my midi-controller anymore, (😡🤬😡🤬🤬) so adding virtual instruments is impossible.

I'm ready to ditch Pro Tools for Reaper, but I can't even update my computer. Why can't I update my computer, you say? That's another story... It would appear that I'll need another computer. Apparently, this four thousand-dollar paperweight piece of sh-....! Oh, whatever.

We're enslaved to a system of segregation and competition that robs us of our time, shackles our concerns to debt, and depletes us of our life force, all while offering us peanuts of opportunity for our passions, o-c-c-a-s-i-o-n-a-l-l-y.

-PEANUTZ-

-NUTZ-

-BALLZACKZ-


Did I mention these evil fucks go out of their way to HIDE God and his creation! Well, they do!

Everything I've ever endeavored to produce is but a shadow of what it could be. No, no, no. Should be!

No wonder, Jackstar’s insane; I battled substance abuse, and Azzerae talked to the devil.

At least Jackstar has a cute little baby dick that he can flounce around and brag about on the occasion he’s feeling blue. What do I have but crushed dreams and a shattered soul?

Ah, yes... The prolonged taste of perpetual and indefinite fucking dissatisfaction!



Other than that, I'm all grinz.

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #281 on: July 04, 2023, 03:33:42 PM »


He's a massively gifted key-tonkler.

Too kind..💙

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #282 on: July 04, 2023, 04:03:23 PM »

Thanks, Laze.

A psychopath is never more polite than when he thinks he got away with it. /gratsUdidNOT.

It's pretty simple for brevities sake, and it has only been mixed for AirPods.

/clap4goo
/crown4jester
/crown4(PROT)

I'm sure this would sound like a muddy mess

I'm sure you think you know what that would sound like, but, wait a few hours, Champ.
Wait for after dark.

I can't even get Pro Tools to recognize my midi-controller anymore, (😡🤬😡🤬🤬) so adding virtual instruments is impossible.

Well, did you remember to buy a licence for Grandpa? Because... well, you might be looking at a pretty serious ToS violation, butt-E boy-RL. (You really have no idea what you're doing, but that's okay, just be really polite on AfroCONBellgab, and brass it out, it'll be fine, right? Teacher preachesteachesniggers.)

I'm ready to ditch Pro Tools for Reaper, but I can't even update my computer. Why can't I update my computer, you say? That's another story...
Actually, I was going to go with "I just spent all fucking day fixing your huge, colossal fuck-up (Ladies, you're welcome at My Friend's place for snacks, should be some left, know I won't be there, but I'm fine. I just had to call for backup.

Don't be rude to The Host.) and it cost me like fifty bucks in bandwidth and I'm really fucking tired now, but at least I know why you can't update your computer, you sleaze, and at least I don't have to fix that problem, lol" but then I saw this:

It would appear that I'll need another computer.

Dude, you're going to need an entitrely new legal team, you moron. Reminder: I still haven't spent a dime on an attorney, so... in light of that, blowing through another fifty bucks in bandwidth fees is quite a bargain. Of course... I never actually broke any laws and you and your cuntfucking gang of fuckingidiotswhofuckedaToteslezzoverONCE (and also AAbA's and/or one single AABO child hair, EVER) and their assorted mewling cunts and wannabePUSIs have been harrassing the shit out of me FOR YEARS... so one might wonder, why do I have to pay my own bandwidth bills for YOUR GALAXY-WIDE ERROR to be fixed by me? Well, the first answer, of course, is that the Best deserves THE Best, and Kevin Mittnik was not available. So, you got THE BEAST.00. (I'm usually not alllowed. I can see why, brig is so sorry, so embarassed, and, btw: brig isn't my mother, and I didn't kill her... but I did give her the best goddam orgasm she ever had. As well as the only one, EVER. lol, you HATGZ are hilarious. Don't ever change, and I mean that sincerely, because technically, Humanity only needs one dick at a time, right? Say hi to Bertha, kekekekekeke.)

The second answer is that lab fees are expensive... and while the University is quite unseen, the lab fees are not. I think it's meant to ensure that students learn some measure of personal responsibility... someday.

Apparently, this four thousand-dollar paperweight piece of sh-....! Oh, whatever.
/fanservice I have to say this.
[me]You're terminated, Fucker.[/me]lol, you still have a job? So, you're like a real loser, huh? And fat, too. Well, that's okay, I bet you can go back to fucking my mother when you're done being murdered ~73 more times... Obviously, I won't be... wait, is it still a "murder" when it's an extra-judicial killing ordered by The Council & The Company & The Khymera?

* Jackstar looks thoughtful for a moment.

I don't know, and I don't care. After all, I quit and am no longer your DivineITg*y. (You should be getting two (or 3!) memos on that... soon(tm).

We're enslaved to a system of segregation and competition that robs us of our time, shackles our concerns to debt, and depletes us of our life force, all while offering us peanuts of opportunity for our passions, o-c-c-a-s-i-o-n-a-l-l-y.

No... that's your agitprop bullshit from Tavistock that they gave you to say. YOU are enslaved.
And...
YOU do not have a "we" anymore, Champ. You're beyond blacklisted. Believe it.

Did I mention these evil fucks go out of their way to HIDE God and his creation! Well, they do!

lol, look at the projection in this one sentence alone. It's absolom-ly massive.


Everything I've ever endeavored to produce is but a shadow of what it could be. No, no, no. Should be!

The megalomaniac weeps as he surveys the one side of the canvas that he is contractually obligated to sit in front of and stare at for... well, something less than five days, I'm sure, but look on the bright side! Oh, that's right. Ewe can't, you weasel little appleSAUCEweaselSOURCE.

No wonder, Jackstar’s insane;

No, I'm inKuczi. I don't know who is inShane right now, but, I'd stay out late tonight if I were you, hoping if I came home after dark I could sneak in, because that would usually work, right? THAS RITE MANSSSSSS

I battled substance abuse, and Azzerae talked to the devil.

Sniggers Teaches "Snickers Really Satisfy Sat Is Freis SlashdotDOTkhan" Haters How To Snigger? That's a terrible headline -- the lead LITERALLY buries itself. What a waste of your star power. (reminder: I quit and everyone in Europe AND America knows what you just did except for me and ~56 of your remaining time clones! The more you tighten your grasp... well, you know the rest. (Immediately.) Yeah, ewe got the picture, alright. (Samara T: no, you may not have an additional drink, and the drink I offered to buy you was so I could drink both in front of you and then piss on your shitbag "father's" grave with a a full load of firedick weedpiss... since you obviously weren't who you said goo were, lol.) unglaublich. I had heard you had cooked off your cerebral cortex, but... wow. Maybe you really were that stupid, no wonder they had me sit next to you in Bio4FagHz class.

At least Jackstar has a cute little baby dick

Show me a baby with a 6'5" erect penis and expect a line around the block (form a perimeter!) and are you out of your fucking mind? I'm insane, I have a small fully functional penis, I want to have sex all the time, I smoke hardly any dope, and when I do I can go for hours, I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COKE AND PEPSI WITHOUT HAVING TO DRINK THE ENTIRE 2-LITER, I don't gamble AT ALL because I ALL WAYS WIN, I already went ALL IN BET: m3, like 5 hours ago... I am ALREADY a Titan... wtf? Are you trying to make me MORE immortal? Oh, huh.

I guess that was a pretty powerful spell that was used on me at The Viper Room Redux. (Hi knotty, untie that fucking thingy, we're good.) I turned Mirror Error Shields back on IN FULL less than two weeks ago and many, many more days prior--I just had a hunch, n'est-ce pas? Cheer up, it's not that you're this big an asshole, it's that you are SICK and you NEED halp. You don't need a dick. You need an enema. (It's not pleasant.) I slept (mostly) through mine, so... make sure you don't lie about how many opioids you've been using. I MEAN ALL OF THEM. Because there's a real chance you're gonna be starring in the reboot/remake of "The Serpent And The Rainbow and The Lying Cuntfrag HomoHOOR" which sounds like great novelization you won't get to get paid for.... ever. (Trust me. You are MINE. And you'll be dumped on a bed while I stare at you. Sound familiar, Sue? It should. What are you even doing here? Oh, you're there. *laugh* Is it... dark there? lol, just wait until after, I will have someone's mother pick you up. Hopefully not mine, she is astonished at how smart I really am. Actual Einstein, made him into my footman's bitchman, /flex) What was that about a baby dick again? Well, I guess Tammy thought she'd like it that way, and what the fuck do I need a huge, flaccid penis for? Soup? Whatevah.

that he can flounce around and brag about on the occasion he’s feeling blue. What do I have but crushed dreams and a shattered soul?

At least 4 friends and at least one of them has a daughter who isn't willing to feed you to ACTUAL DOGS, HOWLING FOR YOUR FUCKING BLOOD, you goddam... Nit-wit. (One of them asked me to hyphenate that for you. Is it big enough to stimulate your numb, cauterized nerve endings yet? How about now? Well, tell you what: next time, learn to dilate with a smile.

Ah, yes... The prolonged taste of perpetual and indefinite fucking dissatisfaction!

We'll put Jewel into a pregnant cow and then force her to breed new cats with pussies that until you find one that you don't auto-assume smells like either TUNAorSHIT until you're satisfied, you retard. BTW: you don't really like Matt anymore, and I don't really like either of you anymore either. I'll fuck my own mother WITH YOUR MOTHER AND HERS WATCHING WITH A CUP READY STATE CUP GO before I put up with (You) as a friend again. Jesus fucking Jews, what could go wrong, huh? HAH!

Other than that, I'm all grinz.

And after S. Samara catches up to you and leaves you with a Jyker's Smyle, maybe you'll remember how to break up with someone for_real, byITCHez


SPITWOLFSPIThoowhoorhoowIAMYOURMASTER, AND YOUR NAME IS


fire
LADA
fire (meow) oh, yeah, I forgot about Grapefruit. (KiddKinK, Killerdick. You only think a larger flaccid penis is better because THAT'S FOR THE BROTH.) Guess who, dumbmy? (Yep. You fucked up your memory THIS SITH BAD, Leigh. Can you find another shower to kill yourselves in next time, though?

This one is, uh... kinda clique-y.) *filth*

Re: We have lift-off! 🚀
« Reply #284 on: July 04, 2023, 10:01:51 PM »
Your original creation?

Found your S.A.T.A.N.

I don't feel like getting blown by a pig in a missy sue suit, so... I'll let you deal with IT(negative).

I made friends with IT(pos!!!yay!) quite some time ago, so I'm good either way.

I don't have much time in my day to wade through your nonsense garbage and watch you desperately try to avoid the consequences of your past misdeeds. Also, pro tip: you can't.


I will be found where I choose for Jews to find me. ("Proclaim!") See, now look what I have to deal with... shave? No, goofloss. Peace.