Author Topic: The Inner Reach Hour  (Read 203847 times)

A psychopath is never more polite than when he thinks he got away with it. /gratsUdidNOT.

/clap4goo
/crown4jester
/crown4(PROT)

I'm sure you think you know what that would sound like, but, wait a few hours, Champ.
Wait for after dark.

Well, did you remember to buy a licence for Grandpa? Because... well, you might be looking at a pretty serious ToS violation, butt-E boy-RL. (You really have no idea what you're doing, but that's okay, just be really polite on AfroCONBellgab, and brass it out, it'll be fine, right? Teacher preachesteachesniggers.)
Actually, I was going to go with "I just spent all fucking day fixing your huge, colossal fuck-up (Ladies, you're welcome at My Friend's place for snacks, should be some left, know I won't be there, but I'm fine. I just had to call for backup.

Don't be rude to The Host.) and it cost me like fifty bucks in bandwidth and I'm really fucking tired now, but at least I know why you can't update your computer, you sleaze, and at least I don't have to fix that problem, lol" but then I saw this:

Dude, you're going to need an entitrely new legal team, you moron. Reminder: I still haven't spent a dime on an attorney, so... in light of that, blowing through another fifty bucks in bandwidth fees is quite a bargain. Of course... I never actually broke any laws and you and your cuntfucking gang of fuckingidiotswhofuckedaToteslezzoverONCE (and also AAbA's and/or one single AABO child hair, EVER) and their assorted mewling cunts and wannabePUSIs have been harrassing the shit out of me FOR YEARS... so one might wonder, why do I have to pay my own bandwidth bills for YOUR GALAXY-WIDE ERROR to be fixed by me? Well, the first answer, of course, is that the Best deserves THE Best, and Kevin Mittnik was not available. So, you got THE BEAST.00. (I'm usually not alllowed. I can see why, brig is so sorry, so embarassed, and, btw: brig isn't my mother, and I didn't kill her... but I did give her the best goddam orgasm she ever had. As well as the only one, EVER. lol, you HATGZ are hilarious. Don't ever change, and I mean that sincerely, because technically, Humanity only needs one dick at a time, right? Say hi to Bertha, kekekekekeke.)

The second answer is that lab fees are expensive... and while the University is quite unseen, the lab fees are not. I think it's meant to ensure that students learn some measure of personal responsibility... someday.
/fanservice I have to say this.
[me]You're terminated, Fucker.[/me]lol, you still have a job? So, you're like a real loser, huh? And fat, too. Well, that's okay, I bet you can go back to fucking my mother when you're done being murdered ~73 more times... Obviously, I won't be... wait, is it still a "murder" when it's an extra-judicial killing ordered by The Council & The Company & The Khymera?

* Jackstar looks thoughtful for a moment.

I don't know, and I don't care. After all, I quit and am no longer your DivineITg*y. (You should be getting two (or 3!) memos on that... soon(tm).

No... that's your agitprop bullshit from Tavistock that they gave you to say. YOU are enslaved.
And...
YOU do not have a "we" anymore, Champ. You're beyond blacklisted. Believe it.

lol, look at the projection in this one sentence alone. It's absolom-ly massive.


The megalomaniac weeps as he surveys the one side of the canvas that he is contractually obligated to sit in front of and stare at for... well, something less than five days, I'm sure, but look on the bright side! Oh, that's right. Ewe can't, you weasel little appleSAUCEweaselSOURCE.

No, I'm inKuczi. I don't know who is inShane right now, but, I'd stay out late tonight if I were you, hoping if I came home after dark I could sneak in, because that would usually work, right? THAS RITE MANSSSSSS

Sniggers Teaches "Snickers Really Satisfy Sat Is Freis SlashdotDOTkhan" Haters How To Snigger? That's a terrible headline -- the lead LITERALLY buries itself. What a waste of your star power. (reminder: I quit and everyone in Europe AND America knows what you just did except for me and ~56 of your remaining time clones! The more you tighten your grasp... well, you know the rest. (Immediately.) Yeah, ewe got the picture, alright. (Samara T: no, you may not have an additional drink, and the drink I offered to buy you was so I could drink both in front of you and then piss on your shitbag "father's" grave with a a full load of firedick weedpiss... since you obviously weren't who you said goo were, lol.) unglaublich. I had heard you had cooked off your cerebral cortex, but... wow. Maybe you really were that stupid, no wonder they had me sit next to you in Bio4FagHz class.

Show me a baby with a 6'5" erect penis and expect a line around the block (form a perimeter!) and are you out of your fucking mind? I'm insane, I have a small fully functional penis, I want to have sex all the time, I smoke hardly any dope, and when I do I can go for hours, I CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COKE AND PEPSI WITHOUT HAVING TO DRINK THE ENTIRE 2-LITER, I don't gamble AT ALL because I ALL WAYS WIN, I already went ALL IN BET: m3, like 5 hours ago... I am ALREADY a Titan... wtf? Are you trying to make me MORE immortal? Oh, huh.

I guess that was a pretty powerful spell that was used on me at The Viper Room Redux. (Hi knotty, untie that fucking thingy, we're good.) I turned Mirror Error Shields back on IN FULL less than two weeks ago and many, many more days prior--I just had a hunch, n'est-ce pas? Cheer up, it's not that you're this big an asshole, it's that you are SICK and you NEED halp. You don't need a dick. You need an enema. (It's not pleasant.) I slept (mostly) through mine, so... make sure you don't lie about how many opioids you've been using. I MEAN ALL OF THEM. Because there's a real chance you're gonna be starring in the reboot/remake of "The Serpent And The Rainbow and The Lying Cuntfrag HomoHOOR" which sounds like great novelization you won't get to get paid for.... ever. (Trust me. You are MINE. And you'll be dumped on a bed while I stare at you. Sound familiar, Sue? It should. What are you even doing here? Oh, you're there. *laugh* Is it... dark there? lol, just wait until after, I will have someone's mother pick you up. Hopefully not mine, she is astonished at how smart I really am. Actual Einstein, made him into my footman's bitchman, /flex) What was that about a baby dick again? Well, I guess Tammy thought she'd like it that way, and what the fuck do I need a huge, flaccid penis for? Soup? Whatevah.

At least 4 friends and at least one of them has a daughter who isn't willing to feed you to ACTUAL DOGS, HOWLING FOR YOUR FUCKING BLOOD, you goddam... Nit-wit. (One of them asked me to hyphenate that for you. Is it big enough to stimulate your numb, cauterized nerve endings yet? How about now? Well, tell you what: next time, learn to dilate with a smile.

We'll put Jewel into a pregnant cow and then force her to breed new cats with pussies that until you find one that you don't auto-assume smells like either TUNAorSHIT until you're satisfied, you retard. BTW: you don't really like Matt anymore, and I don't really like either of you anymore either. I'll fuck my own mother WITH YOUR MOTHER AND HERS WATCHING WITH A CUP READY STATE CUP GO before I put up with (You) as a friend again. Jesus fucking Jews, what could go wrong, huh? HAH!

And after S. Samara catches up to you and leaves you with a Jyker's Smyle, maybe you'll remember how to break up with someone for_real, byITCHez


SPITWOLFSPIThoowhoorhoowIAMYOURMASTER, AND YOUR NAME IS


fire
LADA
fire (meow) oh, yeah, I forgot about Grapefruit. (KiddKinK, Killerdick. You only think a larger flaccid penis is better because THAT'S FOR THE BROTH.) Guess who, dumbmy? (Yep. You fucked up your memory THIS SITH BAD, Leigh. Can you find another shower to kill yourselves in next time, though?

This one is, uh... kinda clique-y.) *filth*

Dude, calm down. So what if you have a tiny penis, bro.

I'll write a song for you sometime... About your tiny pecker, I mean.👌

🇺🇸Happy 4th🇺🇸
« Reply #286 on: July 05, 2023, 03:17:13 AM »

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #287 on: July 05, 2023, 03:52:20 AM »





Re: We have lift-off! 🚀
« Reply #288 on: July 05, 2023, 04:02:02 AM »
Found your S.A.T.A.N.

I don't feel like getting blown by a pig in a missy sue suit, so... I'll let you deal with IT(negative).

I made friends with IT(pos!!!yay!) quite some time ago, so I'm good either way.

I don't have much time in my day to wade through your nonsense garbage and watch you desperately try to avoid the consequences of your past misdeeds. Also, pro tip: you can't.


I will be found where I choose for Jews to find me. ("Proclaim!") See, now look what I have to deal with... shave? No, goofloss. Peace.


Dude, calm down.

Come give us a hug, tunacatbreath.

your tiny pecker

It belongs to (PROT). Maybe it's preferable that way? In any case, you have a remarkable way of completely missing the obvious: I don't care about what you're obsessing over, so... why aren't you in custody?

, I mean.👌

You've basically got six weeks to frame me. You won't. Tick tock, Master of Pincushions



This endgame will be boring for me. Hopefully you have more than just dick jokes to entertain with... you're talking to man who went seven goddam years with bupkis. I imagine you cannot imagine such an existence.

One day coming up, you won't have to. And it's awfully nice of you to throw yourself on your sword, but since you're a tulpa now, it's just someone else using you as bait. A decoy.

A sacrificial lamb. Since you can't kill yourself anymore, right? Your two compadres have figured that you make the best offering to Ba'al. Protip: I don't want your offerings, and neither does anyone else.

Trust this: I have met those who seek to put an end to your lunatick ways. They seem... devoted. They do not care about Justice. They care about the rend. Enjoy, Toddler.


p.s.: kill Tamara quickly, because I don't need her crippled and by the time you figure out that you made the wrong enemy way too early, you will find that your usual blackmail, torture, extrotion, et cetera will have absolutely no effect whatsoever. She's already dead. I have seen her ghost; her spirit; and her golem.

p.p.s.: This conversation no longer serves any purpose. Good day.

p.p.p.s.: She was dead before Art was, you twit.

Re: Nice hand job, you have gift-wrapped for yourself
« Reply #291 on: July 05, 2023, 07:37:43 AM »
It belongs to (PROT). Maybe it's preferable that way? In any case, you have a remarkable way of completely missing the obvious: I don't care about what you're obsessing over, so... why aren't you in custody?

You've basically got six weeks to frame me. You won't. Tick tock, Master of Pincushions



This endgame will be boring for me. Hopefully you have more than just dick jokes to entertain with... you're talking to man who went seven goddam years with bupkis. I imagine you cannot imagine such an existence.

One day coming up, you won't have to. And it's awfully nice of you to throw yourself on your sword, but since you're a tulpa now, it's just someone else using you as bait. A decoy.

A sacrificial lamb. Since you can't kill yourself anymore, right? Your two compadres have figured that you make the best offering to Ba'al. Protip: I don't want your offerings, and neither does anyone else.

Trust this: I have met those who seek to put an end to your lunatick ways. They seem... devoted. They do not care about Justice. They care about the rend. Enjoy, Toddler.


p.s.: kill Tamara quickly, because I don't need her crippled and by the time you figure out that you made the wrong enemy way too early, you will find that your usual blackmail, torture, extrotion, et cetera will have absolutely no effect whatsoever. She's already dead. I have seen her ghost; her spirit; and her golem.

p.p.s.: This conversation no longer serves any purpose. Good day.

p.p.p.s.: She was dead before Art was, you twit.

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #292 on: July 05, 2023, 08:10:11 PM »
I see all that AIDS is getting to ol' Corky.

Enjoy, Toddler.

Do you prefer male children, or female children?

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #294 on: July 06, 2023, 03:06:40 AM »
The pizza turned out great, Jacko, but next time, put a little more pizzazz in the pepperoni separation, fuckface!




Re: Nice hand job, you have gift-wrapped for yourself
« Reply #295 on: July 06, 2023, 05:54:56 AM »
Quote from: Jackstar on July 05, 2023, 06:51:46 AM


Re: We have lift-off! 🚀
« Reply #296 on: July 06, 2023, 04:47:41 PM »
Did I mention these evil fucks go out of their way to HIDE God and his creation! Well, they do!

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Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #297 on: July 08, 2023, 02:34:31 AM »
Jackstar goes too far!


Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #298 on: July 08, 2023, 04:04:11 AM »
Jackstar goes too far!

You do know Mikey was almost abducted once.

They threw him back in though. He wasn't ripe enough.

Re: The Inner Reach Hour
« Reply #299 on: July 08, 2023, 04:21:32 AM »
You do know Mikey was almost abducted once.

They threw him back in though. He wasn't ripe enough.

K_Dubb said it first, best, and sadly last.

It will go down in the character assassination annuls of Bellgab history as the most concise mythos of undeniable wisdom and truth concerning our J🌟.

You beg for interaction but will only accept admiration and wonderment, all else is automatically hostile.  It’s a selection mechanism for supplicants, not peers or simple onlookers.

In truth I identify you as a person living with mental illness more like I might say “look, a flamingo!” with the hope that such an exotic creature has a keeper, a warm nest, or at least a heat lamp, it’s cold out there.