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Re: Corn Teen Man Date
« Reply #1935 on: September 12, 2021, 11:13:49 PM »
Biden Unveils 'Your Body, My Choice' Vaccination Program

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"Listen folks, make mistake. Uh, make no mistake," said the President, reading carefully off the teleprompter. "I have complete control and sole authority over everything you do with your body, and everything you put in your body. I'm the government for God sakes! I have F-15s and nukes! Jus getha vashine! Jusdoit!"

Biden then walked out of the room to get a snack...

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Texas Rebrands Vaccinations As 'COVID Abortions' So Government Will Leave Them Up To Individual Choice

AUSTIN, TX—In a genius move, Governor Abbott of Texas legally redefined vaccinations as "COVID abortions" so the federal government will leave them up to an individual's choice.

In his declaration today, Abbott officially reclassified all vaccinations under the new term. All official literature, clinics, marketing, and press releases are to use the term "COVID abortions" or "a health procedure that aborts COVID from the body" instead of the previously accepted term "COVID-19 vaccine."

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Biden then leaned in close and whispered, "Listen up, folks: the government should stay out of healthcare decisions. I'm leaning in close and whispering to emphasize this and because I think it's endearing and not at all creepy. Also, you all smell great today. Except you, Todd."

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Ivermectin Toxicity Reviewed
« Reply #1936 on: September 13, 2021, 02:37:53 AM »

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #1937 on: September 13, 2021, 03:49:25 AM »

Re: Ivermectin Toxicity Reviewed
« Reply #1938 on: September 13, 2021, 05:49:32 AM »


Thanks Asuka-san. I have an appointment at a lab tomorrow morning for an antibody test to find out if I have had the coof. I was talking to my sister (the responsible one in the family) and she actually said that she has considered visiting my cousin as well and did not tell me that I was an idiot. She agreed that if I'm unvaxxed, then the only thing that I'm doing by putting off getting the woofloo is ageing and increasing my risk of a poor outcome. She actually said "well, you are now two years older than you were when the virus was first around." I was shocked to hear her so rational...

Anyhow, this is very timely info as I may need my horsey paste sooner than later. I'm now up to 75% certain that I will go over to have a beer and a game of crib with my cousin. Tomorrow will be D-day. (decision day.)

Re: Ivermectin Toxicity Reviewed
« Reply #1939 on: September 13, 2021, 05:58:48 AM »
Thanks Asuka-san. I have an appointment at a lab tomorrow morning for an antibody test

Come with me if you want to live.

I may need my horsey paste sooner than later.

For 10K I'll sell you a tube with The True Name of The Dragon Lord on it. Well, it's on the box. How about 9K?

Re: Ivermectin Toxicity Reviewed
« Reply #1940 on: September 13, 2021, 06:58:09 AM »
Come with me if you want to live.

For 10K I'll sell you a tube with The True Name of The Dragon Lord on it. Well, it's on the box. How about 9K?

So... The sealed box of Ivermectin for 9K, or Bellgab for 10K? Tough decision. How much for a picture of the box?

*The good news is that if I get covid I may be here shitposting far more regular for a couple of weeks as I teeter on the brink of death... And I may be too sick to employ (and/or) misuse the ellipsis or emoticons. ;D  The bad news is that I may misspell words on my deathbed.  :'(

Re: COVID-19 and Social Anxiety
« Reply #1941 on: September 13, 2021, 07:11:53 AM »
So... The sealed box of Ivermectin for 9K, or Bellgab for 10K? Tough decision. How much for a picture of the box?

*The good news is that if I get covid I may be here shitposting far more regular for a couple of weeks as I teeter on the brink of death... And I may be too sick to employ (and/or) misuse the ellipsis or emoticons. ;D  The bad news is that I may misspell words on my deathbed.  :'(

You'll be fine. Groyper beat the bug in two days and back as slimy as ever.

80% of COVID-19 patients experience 'mild' symptoms

https://www.businessinsider.com/what-coronavirus-mild-symptoms-are-fever-2020-3?op=1

Re: COVID-19 and Social Anxiety
« Reply #1942 on: September 13, 2021, 07:23:44 AM »
You'll be fine. Groyper beat the bug in two days and back as slimy as ever.

80% of COVID-19 patients experience 'mild' symptoms

https://www.businessinsider.com/what-coronavirus-mild-symptoms-are-fever-2020-3?op=1

But I was promised death or decades of health effects. Destroyed lungs and intensive care treatment?

*Yeah- that is kind of why I have decided that I should probably get it. Honestly- I don't want to bring it  to my mother. Maybe we should start a new campaign for anybody under 50... "Get Covid, or get vaxxed." Seems like a reasonable way to end this stupid panic driven two year old bullshit.

**I made an appointment for my mother as well for antibody testing. I really, REALLY hope that was what she had a few weeks before Covid was officially a "thing." She was very sick- and I would dance for joy. I think she would feel a lot better as well.


Re: COVID-19 and Social Anxiety
« Reply #1944 on: September 13, 2021, 09:27:28 AM »
You'll be fine. Groyper beat the bug in two days and back as slimy moist as ever.

80% of COVID-19 patients experience 'mild' symptoms

https://www.businessinsider.com/what-coronavirus-mild-symptoms-are-fever-2020-3?op=1

Re: Ivermectin Toxicity Reviewed
« Reply #1945 on: September 13, 2021, 03:45:36 PM »
So... The sealed box of Ivermectin for 9K, or Bellgab for 10K? Tough decision. How much for a picture of the box?

*The good news is that if I get covid I may be here shitposting far more regular for a couple of weeks as I teeter on the brink of death... And I may be too sick to employ (and/or) misuse the ellipsis or emoticons. ;D  The bad news is that I may misspell words on my deathbed.  :'(

Yay!  It gets lonely here sometimes during the day  :'( I will keep you company.  So the goal is natural immunity, which is like the vaxx but with more mucous.

I think the real reason you guys don't like the vaxx is that it robs you of this chance for a heroic one-on-one struggle with the virus to prove you are worthy and unafraid.  Too many video games  ::)

Re: COVID-19 and Social Anxiety
« Reply #1946 on: September 13, 2021, 03:48:35 PM »
You'll be fine. Groyper beat the bug in two days and back as slimy as ever.

80% of COVID-19 patients experience 'mild' symptoms

https://www.businessinsider.com/what-coronavirus-mild-symptoms-are-fever-2020-3?op=1

Given the high number of asymptomatic cases they were talking about back then there's a good chance he won't feel anything at all, because he is not a fat fuck like Keef who tried to flex at beating it with only two days on oxygen in the hospital, I was laughing so hard.  The psychology is painfully transparent.

Re: Ivermectin Toxicity Reviewed
« Reply #1947 on: September 13, 2021, 05:35:51 PM »
Thanks Asuka-san. I have an appointment at a lab tomorrow morning for an antibody test to find out if I have had the coof. I was talking to my sister (the responsible one in the family) and she actually said that she has considered visiting my cousin as well and did not tell me that I was an idiot. She agreed that if I'm unvaxxed, then the only thing that I'm doing by putting off getting the woofloo is ageing and increasing my risk of a poor outcome. She actually said "well, you are now two years older than you were when the virus was first around." I was shocked to hear her so rational...

Anyhow, this is very timely info as I may need my horsey paste sooner than later. I'm now up to 75% certain that I will go over to have a beer and a game of crib with my cousin. Tomorrow will be D-day. (decision day.)

Well, I hope you'll be alright. It seems like a terrible way to go. Some people who had a mild case still suffer from long-covid symptoms and from what I gather it stems from an enzyme produced to fight bacterial infections. According to this article: https://news.arizona.edu/story/venom-coursing-through-body-researchers-identify-mechanism-driving-covid-19-mortality the enzyme is similar to rattlesnake venom and "it has the capacity to "shred" the membranes of vital organs". So I think that may be the reason formerly healthy and fit people have a reduced quality of life due to damaged organs presenting as brain fog, getting winded easily and other annoying problems.

Maybe you'll be fine. I think a better plan would be to try to avoid contracting the virus until they can come up with a treatment for it.

Also, if you have a goatee, shave it off, that seems to be a comorbidity from what I've seen from the Herman Cain Award winners.

Re: Ivermectin Toxicity Reviewed
« Reply #1948 on: September 13, 2021, 05:40:28 PM »

Re: Ivermectin Toxicity Reviewed
« Reply #1949 on: September 13, 2021, 05:45:19 PM »
Bellgab for 10K? Tough decision.

Not even for 10,000 penis mightiers, but maybe–just maybe–for 10,000 nuns. How many of them are redheads?

I'm not asking for a friend. I got plenty. \o/