COVID-19

[Laser]

Once upon a time the likes of 60 Minutes actually did this kind of journalism.

[Sunnie]

[pate]

Shouldn't we like..... Burn a candle or something?

Nah, he would appreciate small acts of CornHoleEbola-19.5 Insurrection more:

In Memoriam

K_Dubb

I think I need a new shirtless running mate...  Hey, Roz?

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

[Tootsie]

K. Dubb was one of the first or first to take the injection.. I pray he is ok.

[Starr Mountain]

[Innerreach]

K. Dubb was one of the first or first to take the injection.. I pray he is ok.

My concern, precisely.

#PRAY

[Worthauger]

I pray he is ok.

The most correct prayer is always one of thankfulness, and I am thankful, that you are next.

#PRAY

Pray like a fox.

[WOTR]

Well, there is is. I am officially unemployed at the end of this month unless I take the vax or they decide that I am sufficiently religious. Given the fact that I will not be taking it, I can only hope they accept the validity of my religion. Funny to think that I cannot even ask a person's age while conducting a job interview- never mind their religion and details of their beliefs, I find this to be an amazing thing.

I suppose that pointing them to this forum and allowing them to judge my posts would guarantee that they might believe that I am closer to a satanist than a christian... Still- I will file a request for exemption and see where it goes.

*I suppose if they refuse it, I will be looking for employment. Anybody looking for a good, slightly belligerent and opinionated bastard of an employee?

[Worthauger]

Well, there is is. I am officially unemployed at the end of this month unless I take the vax or they decide that I am sufficiently religious.

I haven't seen you tithing, Brother. Also, you better work on that proofreading. Get on your knees and pray.

[WOTR]

Nah, he would appreciate small acts of CornHoleEbola-19.5 Insurrection more:

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

I don't know if anybody has his contact info... But he went "missing" around the same time I sort of went missing. There was a period of around a week that the site would not load on my computer and gave an error message that it was taking too long to respond. Could be the same thing with him?

If not, I will light a mountain on fire to send smoke signals visible to him. Or maybe we could do an intention experiment with Yellowstone erupting in Morse code to get his attention?  We should probably keep the message length to a minimum.

[Worthauger]

There was a period of around a week that the site would not load on my computer and gave an error message that it was taking too long to respond.

Maybe he'll call you in the morning after 12 hours and say that you just fell asleep, but will have meant to have said that he fell asleep, and then when questioned on this seemingly inconsequential grammatical error, he'll flip out and start throwing bottles and knives at you. Maybe?

We should probably keep the message length to a minimum.

It's already too late. Care for a Pepsi? How about a Fresca?

[WOTR]

I haven't seen you tithing, Brother. Also, you better work on that proofreading. Get on your knees and pray.

I sent my donations indirectly to the Israel government through taxation. How much more holy can I get than to support the chosen people?

*I hope nobody informs my company of my sarcastic posts before I am allowed to plead my case before the HR inquisition. I wonder which of the two images below will better describe the methods of my holy confessors?

[WOTR]

Maybe he'll call you in the morning after 12 hours and say that you just fell asleep, but will have meant to have said that he fell asleep, and then when questioned on this seemingly inconsequential grammatical error, he'll flip out and start throwing bottles and knives at you. Maybe?

It's already too late. Care for a Pepsi? How about a Fresca?

If you are referring to my setting a mountain on fire... That is exactly what I meant.

*I will take the Fresca, thanks. It's been awhile, and that seems like a strangely appropriate drink to pair with the apocalypse. 

[Asuka Langley]

I sent my donations indirectly to the Israel government through taxation. How much more holy can I get than to support the chosen people?

*I hope nobody informs my company of my sarcastic posts before I am allowed to plead my case before the HR inquisition. I wonder which of the two images below will better describe the methods of my holy confessors?

[Asuka Langley]

K. Dubb was one of the first or first to take the injection.. I pray he is ok.

K. Dubb is fine, he is on vacation taking meat injections at the standard fuck party