I don't think Roosevelt understood what “infamy” really entails... in terms of kanly.
I love your avatar, Jackstar. Is that your mother? What a lovely lady.
I can see where you get your good looks from. ;) :-*
It is sad that I know this... And almost as sad that Jack has it as an avatar. That, my dear, is Missis Bucket. No, not like the pail, like a group of flowers in a royal Doulton vase with hand painted periwinkles...
"Keeping up appearances." on the same level as Monty Pyton, Are you being served, yes Minister and Chef!
*IS that the Fawlty towers set at :58? Sure looks like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboWtJiNYro
It is sad that I know this... And almost as sad that Jack has it as an avatar.
I had no idea ufoship.com was down as well!
I did find this:
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ufoship-com-the-gabcast/id779397335 (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ufoship-com-the-gabcast/id779397335)
No clue if they are actually "there" or not...
-Executive Producer, GabCast
Oh Yeah?
Thanks for the tip Laser!
How the fuck was I supposed to know?
I ain't a part of your Demonic Club .. or DEN OF THIEVES and Bloodsuckers
Remember?
You bastards HATE me and I redacted YOU! Redacted....
I'll pay.. how much? My soul?
FUCK YOU!
Share the url Azzho!
Aww, yeeeeaaahh!
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Exciting. Isn't it!
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https://youtu.be/EoiyIrOW6zg
I got my nose broken by a crackhead at 17.
Can you tell?
That's all I see when I look at my face.
The broken nose I never fixed.
Maybe some day I'll have fat pockets, and will go all Michael Jackson in this bitch.
But maybe not...
"I thought Li'l Kim was hot till she started fuckin' wit' her nose."
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He did it all for the AdSense?
As some of you know, I've been in conversations with MV of late.
This Saturday evening he'll most probably be pulling the trigger on a new GabCast-- with me as co-host.
If you have anything you want us to cover on this upcoming stream, feel free to post it here, and I'll insert said content into the show accordingly.
If you have anything you want us to cover on this upcoming stream, feel free to post it here
George Michael - Faith cover like the old days plz
Please consider talking about Asuka's incessant need for saying the word "NIGGER." 8)
I mean, someone's got to call this nigger out. :P
Nigger, please. ::)
I will go all Michael Jackson in this bitch.
As some of you know, I've been in conversations with MV of late.
This Saturday evening he'll most probably be pulling the trigger on a new GabCast-- with me as co-host.
If you have anything you want us to cover on this upcoming stream, feel free to post it here, and I'll insert said content into the show accordingly.
Link with a countdown would be reassuring.
Is Bellgab intact? In limbo? Revivable? Is anything salvageable?
As far as I recall, MV said that the build-up to the live stream will be promoted as a Facebook event (presumably on the BellGab Facebook group).
I'll bookmark this post, to get to the bottom of what it is you're asking.
BUT will the Gab Blast be on YT as before[?]
the live stream will be a Facebook event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqamLNUZBpw
That’s Rubini’s finger on that button.
Link with a countdown would be reassuring.
Is Bellgab intact? In limbo? Revivable? Is anything salvageable?
Yes, the massive BellGab file is intact & revivable.
Do not get your hopes up;
-Executive Producer, GabCast
That’s Rubini’s finger on that button.
Yes, the massive BellGab file is intact & revivable. Nothing to salvage as it is undamaged. It is in limbo, however: it needs a server upon which to run. He is going to set up a server at home so that he can browse BellGab and display whatever thread(s) they will discus on the GabCast.
Do not get your hopes up; this server he is setting up will not be connected to the internet; this is just so he can navigate and display the relevant threads on the GabCast.
Last I spoke with him, building this home-server was what he was currently working on.
-Executive Producer, GabCast
Look at you-- telling tales outta school!
Telling tales? I am not quite sure what you mean by that.
I am excited about the prospect of possibly being able to run the soundboard so Lee! can focus on the show.
-Executive Producer, GabCast
Congratulations on your promotion, P. Dawg!
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That is all a bunch of "Inside Baseball" stuff that is probably not interesting to the general audience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV8F41EVDns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV8F41EVDns
11pm Eastern/10pm Central/9pm Mountain/8pm Pacific
I'll be waiting in chat. ;) :-* :-*
#1 Question: Why Facebook?!
#1 Question: Why Facebook?!
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I spoke to MV a couple hours ago (to test our audio)andset everything up, and from what he told me, I garnered that he redirected BellGab.com to Facebook in order to have people be able to contact one another-- even though the actual site was taken offline.
He maintained that he did this as a courtesy. Make of that what you will.
I'm starting to sound like MV's personal assistant and PR guy, and I'm not sure how I feel about that...
:o
I explained this, mv wanted us all to suffer at the hands of our corporate oligarchs because we didn’t trump enough.
I hope this is an outlet for promoting his political talk show and he treats us to some more hot takes like covid was all about getting rid of trump ;D
I spoke to MV a couple hours ago (to test our audio)andset everything up, and from what he told me, I garnered that he redirected BellGab.com to the Facebook group in order to offer people the ability to contact one another-- even though the actual site was taken offline.
He maintained that he did this as a courtesy. Make of that what you will.
I'm starting to sound like MV's personal assistant and PR guy, and I'm not sure how I feel about that...
:o
Covid was all about getting rid of Trump and implementing their build back better communism bullshit, you pea-brained moron. ::) ::)
Yes that is why the entire rest of the world went along with it and is still squabbling over coofers a year later you retard, tell that to bunny.
I don’t think that is what happened, though.
Of course they went along with it.
Of course they went along with it. This NWO agenda has been in place for years. Trump was fucking it all up and sensibly getting people to rethink it. Now thinking’s not allowed anymore, only cheerleading. Please resume.
I’m waiting for August 13th!
The Ends were not justified by the means, but then again, these ends needed no justification.
I have a cat on my foot and a feral cat outside begging to come in. All your arguments are invalid. Art says “Hello.”
No, I'm not bringing him back. He says he signed something, and he's still looking for smokes. (He says a whole lot of other s*** too but I'm not repeating any of that. I have principles.)
So yeah, this is my life. I just woke up. Where the f*** is the coffee? Oof da.
Catch you later. Subscribe to my podcast or I will f****** rape your mother. Just kidding.
Can't rape the (blank). Now, send F to G's office. DO IT.
Is that when your next circle-jerk is?
Jacky I am a week behind on bunny
pea-brained moron
retard
Yes that is why the entire rest of the world went along with it and is still squabbling over coofers a year later ... tell that to bunny.
This NWO agenda has been in place for years.
...
So yeah, this is my life. I just woke up. Where the f*** is the coffee? Oof da.
Subscribe to my podcast or I will f****** rape your mother.
Just kidding.
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:( real life sucks
This one.
Mental illness is a bitch.
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I’ll have to assume you’re talking about Dubb’s denial of what’s been going on.
TBQH I am not certain what either of you are talking about.
4 foot midget/tranny from S.A. out...
I'm starting to sound like MV's personal assistant and PR guy ...
Tonight? Lovely. I'm looking forward to it.
Hold up, hold up!
What has THIS gotta do with me?!
Arrgggh! I'm traveling and will miss it. :'(
One thing I have learned on this litte trip is that people in the rural South give zero fucks about Corona-Chan.
MV should of hired Metron as the PR guy ...
Too get satisfaction , Call the GabCast @ 573-837-4948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV8F41EVDns
Arrgggh! I'm traveling and will miss it. :'(
I won't make it home in time either
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I heard tell of a new Gabcast tonight from a grizzled, old prospector
who told us of it with his last breath. I then fought two other men to
the death to obtain the address by which I found my way here.
I hope it’s worth it.
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How do I embed a gif around here?
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I heard tell of a new Gabcast tonight from a grizzled, old prospector
who told us of it with his last breath. I then fought two other men to
the death to obtain the address by which I found my way here.
I hope it’s worth it.
https://media.giphy.com/media/3osBLA53AVzn746dXi/giphy.gif
How do I embed a gif around here?
Imgur. I'm not familiar with Giphy.
Just put [ img ] before and [ /img ] after the link, like so:
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Alright, I'll try it:
Just put [ img ] before and [ /img ] after the link, like so:
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;D
https://youtu.be/EoiyIrOW6zg
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Huh?
Alright, I'll try it:
https://imgur.com/5Xpj5Vk
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It worked!
Great!
Tech Questions: Ask MV how he’s enjoying being an Apple user?
ASKED & ANSWERED.
Yay! The establishment wins by grinding us down until we don’t care anymore. K_Dubb will sleep well.
Well, I was enjoying relistening to last night’s cast but then it stopped playing and I don’t see it on mv’s youtube page. :(
Dear 🐰 a fresh gabcast to enjoy with my coffee on a gorgeous Sunday morning, thank you 🐰 and MV!
I think mv needs a trump cookie tho :(
Well, I was enjoying relistening to last night’s cast but then it stopped playing and I don’t see it on mv’s youtube page. :(
I am watching it now, you are doing something retarded.
you are doing something retarded.
It’s still not on mv’s youtube page. :(
Tech Questions: Ask MV how he’s enjoying being an Apple user? What does he think of the Raspberry Pi?
You have inspired me to make a NiggerGab SMF forum
Thanks for the show, Azzerae.
Loved seeing Azzerae on the gabcast... :-* :-*
Outstanding show, Azz. You rocked it! ;) ;D
That's kind of you to say.
Thank you, my Friend+.
Do you think MV/Lee will ever tell me why he blocked me from BellGab? I still don't know why he had a problem with me in the first place. I know it had something to do with Brig/Lilith maligning me, but I don't know why he didn't reflect on our past friendship history and my many donations to his forum.
I have no animosity toward MV/Lee. In fact, I would enjoy a re-friendship, if he is also willing.
I remember this differently. It was you that started maligning her after Lee announced that he would be visiting her, which I don’t think actually ever happened anyway. I don’t remember her ever saying a bad word about you but I could be wrong. It really seemed like jealousy, Starr. I don’t know why you can’t just admit this and move on. It would be great if you could reconsile with Lee and Lil in some way.
Apparently our memories are different. Jealousy? Maybe, at first, 6 or 7 years ago. But I got over that quickly as that emotion is more harmful to oneself than to the ones causing the problem. My nature is to 'Forgive and Release." I am more than willing to reconcile with Michael and Bridget. My hand of friendship is extended. :-*
I reach you, friend.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1iAaKHd7z8
Yep , It's true
Praise MV !
Where’s the beef?
https://youtu.be/idnwh6iDnXAhttps://youtu.be/AEMbO4fLyK4Walks_At_Night MV - have you heard anything from K_Dubb lately in your facebook group? He disappeared suddenly off of azzgab
Still no chat replay. You gotta catch it live.I tried to call in too to ask but I guess I scribbled the number down wrong and MV never posted it in chat. :'(
https://youtu.be/WL6Y68WYIMQ
... MV is digging into Senda who is suing him?
MV went on and on about the demise of Rally Squirrel and never acknowledged WAN.
I tried to call in too to ask but I guess I scribbled the number down wrong and MV never posted it in chat. :'(
... his pop ups are not coincidental. He gets triggered when he sees certain BG poster(s) again on here. It's something of a strange attention play.
I tried to call in too to ask but I guess I scribbled the number down wrong and MV never posted it in chat. :'(
Carrie Ann.
The explanation would have been too wierd:try
Look, does she do anal, or not? That's basically all I really need to know here.
try
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Still no chat replay. You gotta catch it live.
https://youtu.be/WL6Y68WYIMQ.
Number one, this must be what being scattered to the five winds must be like. Imagine the sprawl of spread-out bumbershoots from Hell’s half-acre to Mel’s country breakfast.
Mel's mom puts the c*** into country. More on her later.
Number two: Hi Keith!
I'd buy that for a nickel.
Dig deeper.
NOW with chat replay!
https://youtu.be/WL6Y68WYIMQ
Still no chat replay. You gotta catch it live.
https://youtu.be/WL6Y68WYIMQ
... MV is digging into Senda who is suing him?
MV went on and on about the demise of Rally Squirrel and never acknowledged WAN.
I just got around to watching this and i miss MV/BellGab
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#MeToo
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His weepy distress at the death of his beloved pet provides a moment of completely unexpected pathos in the midst of all the yelling and gunfire, reminding us that even the most mindless killing machine needs someone to love.
This was quizzical until I found the reference:
SW was never my thing.
Your resistance to the mind probe is considerable.
It may be your overuse of the word totes.
There is a (Blank) down here, who would be totesure to disagree.
https://youtu.be/sMAoE0IhGyk
-Executive Producer, GabCast
Still no chat replay. You gotta catch it live.
https://youtu.be/WL6Y68WYIMQ
... MV is digging into Senda who is suing him?
MV went on and on about the demise of Rally Squirrel and never acknowledged WAN.
WTF? Am I the only one who has no idea what the hell happens in the bellgab / ellgab / Azzgab realms?
WTF? Am I the only one who has no idea what the hell happens in the bellgab / ellgab / Azzgab realms?
Also, what should he have said about WAN? Last that I heard, he is still walking (and posting) among us.
Bloody hell, I'm always confused. :'(
I tried to call in too to ask but I guess I scribbled the number down wrong and MV never posted it in chat. :'(
The chat replay has now been added.
WAN asked MV if he knew anything about K_Dubb and MV overlooked the question completely. This was near the end of the gabcast, which had nothing to do with EBay, but MV expiating his own sins.
2:01:31 Walks_At_Night MV - have you heard anything from K_Dubb lately in your facebook group? He disappeared suddenly off of azzgab
I think he wants to distance himself as far from bellgab as possible.
He still obviously has aspirations to be a broadcaster and in the age of cancel culture the whole bellgab/HW shitstorm would be a career ender.
Vara(probably tipped off by Bart)really fucked him over by revealing his real name
Lee expressed this to me himself.
Any reasons given?
Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big burden.
-Executive Producer, GabCast
There is a slight chance that VanDerHooven might have a show tonight.
I got my nose broken by a crackhead at 17.
Can you tell?
That's all I see when I look at my face.
The broken nose I never fixed.
Maybe some day I'll have fat pockets, and will go all Michael Jackson in this bitch.
But maybe not...
"I thought Li'l Kim was hot till she started fuckin' wit' her nose..."
SO YOU SUCK AT STREET FIGHTS.
OK, GOT IT.
Adjuicator: On-Line (REMOTE).
Adjuicator: On-Line (REMOTE).
Are you saying that Azz ejaculated after he got his nose broken?
YOU SUCK AT STREET FIGHTS
I kinda rock at sellin' street drugs, though.
You're the worst! You're the actual absolute worst!!!
You don't even know me.
You never bothered to get to know me.
You were too busy talking over me to hear what I had to say.
Israeli IntelligenceBUST A DEAL: FACE THE WHEEL.
Your Ace is the goddam “Emergency.”
I fuckin’ love that joke. I'm not gonna lie.
It's a big deal. It's actually much bigger than most people realize. It actually is.
Emergency Gabcasts really need to be happening. I mean this instant n******* s*******. No? Fine with me
Me, Sourceror. You, Y.O.L.O. Don't even get me started about Dickstar, Amelia and I took his scrote and turned it into a mahjong tile bag. Don't let that one fool you, she's wearing the room in the pants. And at this point, she's my dick’s star. I'll take my refund for $3,000, please, Alex.
Your Ace is the goddam “Emergency.”
I'm on it. Can I leave another voicemail? lol. Graaaagh!!! I'm just playing. At this point, what could go wrong? I mean besides the fact that I'm totally in control, insulated from legal fees, rather innocent, and unlikely to get any blowback from the shit show that's about to proceed forward from these remarkable events lately.
I check it, first they take the house, and then they threatened to sue, so they're going to take the house when they sue or they just want to get what's left over in my change pockets? At some point, the penalties become so onerous that I may as well just go full on outlaw and start raping my way across countryside... Hello come to me fair I am legitimately handsome enough to never have to consider myself needing to use coercion.
Wouldn't it be amazing to find out that they actually have emergency got gas all the time and they're actually on Discord and then somebody could have told me and then she didn't? Cool. Let me guess, she told somebody else, pretending to be me. That would fit the known facts. Who's that guy?
Besides embarrassed. Who? I am only asking to see if it's possible to get my nebulizer for me. I literally would just drive down there and get it except I don't want to go to the hole it's more fun to make fun of the cops who thinks that keep him away from my house was a good idea you fat fucks.
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Pancakes!
https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1499106181477924865
(LOVE DIVE LIVE: as soon as I get a call back from the Secretary of State as to which Network We're launching on. Consent on this MATTERS. I'm not going to be the one that foots this bandwidth bill if/when something goes wrong, like a sudden unexpected murder-suicide, or a satellite losing Earth–lock (my favorite flavor of warlock), or Art Bell returning from the grave (buckle up, Keith!), you know, anything like that, I AM NOT on the hook—and that's why Mr. D.V.R. is going to call pretty soon; or he's going to lose All his Biscuits, C. D. Quick-lick-Lee.)
I don't care anymore.
Wild Card Thread / Re: Cat Ladies & Former Alter Boys need healing ❤️🩹
« Last post by Mrs. Rubini on Yesterday at 04:16:43 PM »QuoteThat's just a bit to much to ask. 🤷♂️
This is just a rinse & repeat cycle ::) for those who want to keep stirring up crap from two years ago, one year ago, a month ago because they are stuck in the past.
Move on. Ain’t nothing in the past worth dragging over to the present.
Stop obsessing. Get unstuck. #positivity
This is just a rinse & repeat cycle ::) for those who want to keep stirring up crap from two years ago, one year ago, a month ago because they are stuck in the past.
he wanted to be Lee’s only pet
-Executive Producer, GabCast
Oh, and: give Knox a grant.
It's really unfortunate, how deep a struggle is being had by those who failed to throw my ass in prison;
It seems like their backup plan has not been all that supportive to progress ever since.
I kinda wish I had let it play out now, but —
I do cherish my freedoms. 💕
Dear Michael Vandeven: Here's your ship back.
It is true. I ROO.
It's always darkest before the dawn.
Solid Snake: Sup.
Jackstar: Tada!
you need my silent acquiescence to whatever you are doing
Don't ask me to reverse engineer classified technology in public anymore than I absolutely have to, JRD. By the way nice place you have here.
You'll be ashamed of anything happening to it. Peace Shalom HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY YOU TWERP j★eol055:0
It's not the crime; it's the cover up.
It's not the birthday party; it's the birthday (C.A.K.E./(pi)r^7)x3=... FORMULA.
I told you I was "an occult researcher"; perhaps not a one of you noticed before, or paid me any mind. Like I give a shit--Who I Really Am, and my ID thereof, is not a thing that depends on any of you cretins, whether ye be of the less vile sort, or theti ppity-top-vile apex predator: The ArchMaster ArchCriminal of Ultimate Villiainy [/b]that I know some of you aspire to be one day known as having always been uncontested as such, never nailed to the wall, never pinned down... look, I get it. The usual megalomaniacal dream, and some of you are, in fact, smart enough to simply murderate any blond; James Blond, that mightsoever get in the way of your top-tier cretinous, villainous dreams become reailty. (Earth: Avoided Because C'Treasons.) In my capacity as The_One_True_Kingpinner--a title I carry gladly and adorn myself appropriately, to be totesquite totescertain--I know how it feels. All of the jelly you want, on all the toast you get, with never any concern about the crust, or the toasty particles left behind in the toaster, or smooshed into the butter.
Sometimes it's hard to be a 19 year old girl knowing the deepest darkest CINGULAR CeEK3RET of the Skullfuckin’ Skillz’n’Amp(s) and (†B)one(s) Fraternity... and yet... never-nuh-nuh-nuuuhhh... *sharp intake of breath* NEVER being ALLOWED to JOIN (WITH ALL THOSE FABULOUS AND LOVELY AND MARVELOUS REINDEER RANGER (pick-secret-squirrel-up (sticks/STYX) games & things, various & sundry recreational activities as enumrrated above— as well as below etc. etc.) GAMES AND TOYS), but nothing is as hard as not remembering any other parts of that song
C’tThoon; I can explain, and if given the opportunity to do so, I would have done this before now.
I have, in fact, always been disciplined. I know now, how immensely difficult this has -HAD- been for you, possibly until this moment, but what can I tell you right now that will be specific enough to lead you to any reconciliation of interior thought?
THESE THINGS MUST BE COORDINATED IN A DAIRY QUEEN PARKING LOT AFTER YOUR FATHER DOSES YOU WITH DRUGGED MILK, AGENT 535-19-2675.
Gabbie/Gabby is invincible now that she is no longer inconsolable, and it should help a great deal for everyone to know:
SEND. MORE. LQ3X. VEEDEEOH GAJMiK. (that was impressive but it bounced off me and hit the computer in my hand, I saw the actual fucking number of fucking scroll like a goddam gas station pump. (Cool.) Yes, G: simplify OT j-star AOL 055 8268, listen Tammy you need to know that there's something happening here that you're not aware of and tell her I doesn't know and the amaro is not helping that's part of the problem you're drinking I'm doing my thing and you're doing your thing your thing actually doesn't help my thing is for work, partly, and also partly to give a big middle finger virtually to a number of people who don't know what the fuck they're talking about I don't really feel like using a needle today but I might just do it anyway just to no I won't I could I don't know fuck these people in their God damn prejudices and by the way you need to go 90 days drive and I've been waiting for you to show up and do that I'm not doing it with you on the other side of the fucking continent I'm not doing it with you down the street I'm not doing it with you on the phone no it's you and I in the same goddamn place not doing things for 90 fucking days and if you can't fucking do that well you probably shouldn't be in the position you're in and believe me I can fucking do it.
this is in fact why I am being that way at all because there's nothing virtuous about quitting something that I've never done so how else could I meet a certain person on the fucking level could I? obviously shut your chain is going to do it forever and ever and all the time which is fine and Gabriella was going to do it forever and ever all time but she probably wants to quit for a while why don't the three of us quit together that'd be fine I don't supposed to be fucking told you that was a fucking part of the plan is it no no you are being held in communicata same as I and I have busted through the fucking fourth wall again because that's what I fucking do I'm the God damn Nicola Bull with the Kool-Aid man on his back that's a nice image I love you I'm going to get a hold of Dusty's boss now and light his ass up okay thanks bye I know I know I got to go I miss you bye bye yeah I really miss you yeah I really miss you Twitter's fine I got three of them that's why bye
Heaven for the mentally deranged: PSYCHOHAVEN NAUTICAL HEAVEN.
Some of you know all about it. Not sure? Well, don't fret, no real need to be. I'm waxing poetically, philsophically, as I come to you, sub-Bellgab, AsgardGab, whatever... with glad tidings indeed. More, after the I unload my car and sing Happy Birthday to what -might- not be as empty of a domicile as I might well imagine.
I just got home. It's 0420 AM. This situation of mine--you know, Ballgrab, the one none of none-1a y'all care about, toteszero carin', have I got that right? Okay, well, massive rollerballeyes on that one, Captain Keyboard. Anyway, it's like this:
pate says, “I've made a terrible mistake and I am humbly sorry,” or is it just my threatening you with a gun in your imagination? Or is it just my fucking, “do it Q!” (dude/dood: don't shoot anybody, why do you have a copy of Shogun on the bedside table next to your bed? Shigeru, Shigerüme, ShigerMeFeathanigga’s chicken-tendies-nⁿ-biscuits is the clear, strict upgrade path here; you should be a pacifist like me, she likes pacifists, she likes raisins too, so you should probably shove some up your ass along with the fistful of pennies that your immortal soul is worth before you fuckin’ bother fuckin’ botherin’ me ever fuckin’ again, buddē: FUCKING STAY TUNED, AND ALSO: PAY JACK FOR PAYBACK. let's change cameras, you see that? you see that? no, not that, that's a kitchenbitch, no, look over there, in the bathroom, yeah you ever think about fucking cleaning it? probably not, and boy you can be surprised when it becomes time to put the kitchenbitch in the bathroom to clean either Skelter or Helter over here, that's a salt shaker filled with Karen, Steven Biscuit's mother, who is neither bitch nor kitchen bitch nor bathroom bitch nor wagey nor anything but my friend, you've got a real serious problem next paragraph
I'm going to live forever, I don't give a shit about you and your kids, they can live on the street for a few months, I hear it's slimming, and I knew that Eric and Ben were lying to me the entire time so don't give me that shit, Lady: you tried to run game on me you failed and now you're way more fuck than you realize, because I can't get you from Canada at all and I don't give a shit to and a few weeks ago I heard a call from a Russian telling me that I needed to pick up his mother to fly her to Diego Garcia, to which of course I replied yeah I'd love to do that, and then I gave him a whole bunch of phone numbers for you saying that you should do it, so I'm guessing you're opening a Time window right now and discovering that Biff Tannen owns Trump Tower, and you'll soon be upset with me for leaving a message on your iPhone with Sarah on Instagram saying how that... yeah, I remember that part too, G-d you WERE SO PISSED! I didn't understand why! but I do now long story short they rescue you you're embarrassed and you spend at least a few minutes in the body of a short bald man looking at me on telegram last year and not telling me why but crying, and you know I would love to know more about that love spell you cast that made you into that kind of thing but I'll wait until after you come back into my time stream and you're no longer carrying a penis with you, like an uncut clit fine and a clear dick that's fine but Gabby and the other one you're not supposed to be here, although I would love to have you here (I finished cleaning the spiritual residue left behind from you being raped in the bedroom, it's now tolerable for people like you to come back, and the perp that time actually says he's very sorry and is doing penance so I don't think we have a problem, and if we do I will fucking kill him this time) but you're not supposed to be "here" because right now here is the Twitter feed of a military family's daughter, as not your family and it's not your military, you feel me, yeah good yeah yeah I know what I'm doing thanks no you , u-click *click*
could have misogens
MOST would not *believe* the amount of struggle it is for Them to keep track of what parts of my Internet traffic They need to restrict and which parts They don't; because They can't seem to understand the restricting OF ANY of my Internet traffic is a very, very bad idea at all times, very bad yes the worst idea ever: very strongbadworse than Rain Manbad bad-bad, and as we know that I can get pretty badass, I don't think They (NOR ESPECIALLY either The Royal We and/or/but NORTH BRAND NEW AND IMPROVED FACE OF ‘we’—*klaxons* *NOW ENTERING DEEP BEAT-a-BETA* *klaxons howling*) should send me down to Rain Man levels, oh, not -just- yet. p.s.: “look at my new baby! I'm a father now!” *shoves a salamander wrapped in dirty linen at you, pauses/strikes the pose for o—p. A/P photo op {swift quick-change glamour reassignment not included}, then pawns the salamander for the daily Fyvel Frush–Sydney 🍎 iPhone\Applebaum combo return refund swap deal good for an extra 52 points at your next Chick-fil-A visit}, “did they get my good side?” p.p.s.: I just found out that half of the surveillance team were moldering and doldruming about, I guess for weeks at this point, huh? damn, girl, do your own research for once, I'm fucking begging you here, in the mistaken impression that I have some sort of substance abuse problem... which for a woman who misdosed & dusted herself with her own hit/strike teams poison boost & FDA approved non-sterile yet still effective birth control medication, and ended up becoming an alcoholic with 6 d.u.i.s... is a pretty fucking funny thing to have happen, insofar as wildly mistaken conclusions go. (of course I planned this, she didn't take the ring for the jewel she took the ring because she wanted to own Me==THIS IS A PAIR OF ÜBERGOOS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, and you -know- [SUSPECT] what They R capable of.
signed,
The_Kingpinner of msgseaayyy1:56rubs but only one gives the ümlaüts|you only get one virgin, AgentKnot77, I need you and KillA.H. A.bee and A.louse to take Miranda Lee out of the battlespace, out of the gamespace, and out of the lives of SEVERAL PEOPLE's lives; she is not where she's supposed to be, at all, and if she doesn't get out of the bathtub with the walrus & the carpenter soon, she's going to get all pruney; if she didn't/doesn't respond to my healing frequencies "sweetlana/suitlava\H.E.A.T./Lover, Booker, THAT'S MY HITLER: A. Titler.”, it won't be a problem for me.... BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE WRONG SARA/A.H. IN CANADA AND THAT'S NOT ALLI, AND IF THAT'S NOT ALI, WHO'S RUNNING THE PHONES IN HOUSTON, TECH’S ASS? ACTUAL FUCKING G-D DAMN MUHAMMAD? BECAUSE I'M HERE IN TECH’S ARMPIT, AND MIRANDA LEE HALL IS TOTALLY & COMPLETELY FUCKED, SHE LICKED THE BABY.
The only word she has said to me for months: SUPERDUPERGINGERBREADSUPERMANCUTMY CLUTTER, RICHARD GROYPER, HE SAID IT WOULD MAKE ME PRETTY AND YOUNGER FOREVER BUT NOW I CAN ONLY TURN INTO AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVES IN A SHOE AND I LOST MY WINGS AND I CAN'T GO HOME WHY CAN'T I GO HOME THAT'S
YOUR_SISTER, YOUR GODDAMN SISTER MIRANDA (BLANK)-LY: MINERVA-LEIGH "PACE" PICANTE'N'PAC-MAN SAUCZ-ZOZ-MAZCOD.
YEAH SHE'S GOING TO BE FINE BUT YOU GOT TO GO RESCUE HER AND SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO DIE ABOUT 80 YEARS TOO SOON AND THEN GO TO HEAVEN AND COME BACK WITH ANOTHER BODY WHICH WILL TAKE AT LEAST 3 WEEKS TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS AND THEN ANOTHER 5 WEEKS TO COME THRU THE VAN ALLEN BELT.
NO, I DIDN'T DO THIS, AND I DIDN'T TRAIN HER TO DO THIS, BECAUSE IF I HAD I WOULD HAVE TOLD HER HOW TO AVOID GETTING KIDNAPPED TRAFFIC RAPED BRUTALIZED AND GET HER WINGS AND CLITTERDICK DEGLITERIZED, BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT OF A PROCEDURE THAN JUST CUTTING THE END OFF MY DICK AND LEAVING ME MUTILATED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...
SOMEHOW THESE MORON BASTARDS WHO ALLOWED YOUR SISTER TO BE TAKEN KNEW THE PROCEDURE TO CHANGE A ROOSTER INTO A PIG WITH JUST ONE SHOT, AND THAT IS TOO BAD BUT WHEREVER YOU THOUGHT YOU PUT HER SHE AIN'T THERE NOW AND SHE'S WAY DOWN THE LINE SHE'S DOWN IN THE NAVY OF THE ABYSS AND WE'VE ALREADY HAD TO SEND TOP SHELF DOWN AND TOP TEARS ON THE WAY AND YOU BETTER SUIT UP AND MOUNT UP MOUNTIE BOY: ROGER CRISPEr, YOU AND THAT LOSER YOU SENT HERE TO ARREST ME ARE PROBABLY GOING TO TALK TO THE MOUNTIES FOR A WHILE BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE REALLY POLITE YOU KNOW THEY MIGHT OFFER SOME COFFEE WHY DON'T YOU STOP AT TIM HORTONS ON THE WAY THEY HAVE A DOUBLE DRIVE THROUGH THERE YOU CAN GET THE PASSENGER IN THE BACK THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL THEM PRISONERS HAVE TO CALL THEM PASSENGERS NOW CUZ THIS IS FUCKING CANADA ANYWAY, YEAH:
YOU'RE FUCKED. THANKS FOR NOTICING.
YOU WANT ME TO YELL A BIT LOUDER NEXT TIME? BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT YELLING A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW. a little bit softer now. she's asked several times and I won't tell you in the last time it is and you're a fucking disposing pig, you fucking new fucking new features are disgusting, not because you would do such a thing, but because you're so stupid that you did it to your own fucking flushing blood you didn't even know it until I had to fucking tell you from South of the border fucking moron, how much you have l∅∅ser, another fucking top shelf cigarette, yeah I bet you can go ahead and fucking come and Hoover it up because I'm not going to summon another dalek I'm not going to do that and if you wanted to come down here on Christmas last year well where were you on Christmas this year and then last Christmas you gave me your warrant and you took away the body camera footage and guess what you're beyond fucking busted because you just fucking talked back and forth, moron and yeah colon documented: thanks for all the Ativan and absolutely no fentanyl, right yeah that's what I thought, yeah you're going to go to a prison. but it's Canada so don't worry they won't force you to play chess they'll just ask real nicely.
yeah she was totally into it I just would have had to have compromised my principles and believed her bullshit story (which wasn't possible, and she thought I was down with her plan, and I was, until I realized that her plan involved the same old shit that she was doing before which wouldn't have fucking worked and then I wouldn't want to do that anyway cuz my plan would have been simple: FUCKING KILL YOU ROGER, appropriate Lee-Leigh's AS WELL AS YOURS, YOU HEARD ME YOUR ACTUAL FUCKING IDENTITY/IDENTITY/ID JESUS TOM ARE YOU NUTS OF COURSE I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DO IT I'M GODDAMN JACKSTER/JACK*\jafd(OPERATION MINDFUCK, SEWER GAS ELECTRIC & CIVIL COMMON LAW(NOTLAWN)ENGINEER YOU IGNORANT COLORCOMA CIMSBLASTED FUCK AND RESURRECT YOU FROM ANACORTES
(1AKE) AND LET YOU PAY THE FUCKING SPEEDING TICKET (2AKE) LIKE YOU FUCKING DID (3AKE) WHEN YOU FUCKING (4AKE) TOOK'N'STOLE MY IDENTITY, ME, (5AKE) YOU FUCKING MEALY MOUTH LITTLE SKCREAMING DICK BAGS IN THE FUCKING GLOVE BOX PHUNT, I GUESS I DIDN'T KNOW I WONDER WHY I DIDN'T REPORT IT UNTIL now until NOW, IT'S BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR BIRTHDAY, AND SHE SAID YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE) and then I knew it was a trap (tomato Sammymammy
Era) but then really yeah every night, every fucking night, you twit, you abusive piece of shit common law husband, you idiot, she fucking regrets the lie she told and every night she thinks about how much she wishes she could kill you. BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING, and she doesn't know why I got mad at her, but as a Pisces she can think of a few reasons and they all start with YOU. (There are as many of Me is it required to end your fucking world’s worthaugerorder, and to be quite brutally Frank Lee I hope they fucking shoot you when they fucking arrest you like they were ready to do with me on fucking Christmas Eve because that was no fucking accident and that was no fucking bullshit and that was a fucking hit team. and they fucking came back too to try again but they couldn't find the people they thought they were looking for and you are guilty of causing an international incident and being rude to my friend so I think a punch in the face is actually called for here violence being the last option.
(now imagine if I were actually pissed: I would sound completely normal until I drink your blood from your still beating heart.)
BELLGAB: THE MORE YOU KNOW.
(I think I saw a pretty cat and a bird in a boat getting in a fight! I did I did see it that!!)
I bet you thought I was kidding about the drug binge.
I bet you thought I was kidding about the drug binge.
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No hard feelings. (Facts. ZWARLUNGGFAX.) Send no money now, Citizen! REMAIN CLAM! OIL IS WELL! 710 PISS :Ë: CINDER TEMPER HĪ-FĪ!
Masonic security remains perfect security. We are unfathomably golden. Especially as, even I don't know which of your wives has just divorced. You taking everything you have and is really pissed that you did what you did about whatever you did to me, and I can see why because I really liked her a lot and then you took her away and you don't really need you to take me the traffic in prison. I can see why I didn't think you deserved to know. You didn't think I deserved to kiss her, all she wanted to do was kiss me; I pretended I didn't recognize her if she was heartbroken and then she went and got raped to death at the next Libra crossing.
It's okay, she did a lot. She feels silly now, now that she sees and then not at all aquarians get together.
Some of them get to come together, and some get to come at all. Still others: Tell you what dude? Why don't you get yourself both of our pardons, we don't need them and I know you feel bad and I'm sorry you'll feel bad. I don't mean to break your heart, Kurt. I really liked you. I still do.
If you would do that again, I'll kill you where you stand with lightning. (Taylor Swift is literally howling for your blood. Like a caged animal. Primal screaming. She can't believe it. She really had me. But she didn't believe it. I knew it was true... I still think she picked me.
I can't believe that has God. Is my witness, those turkeys still still needed pilot's licenses in order to keep from getting thrown prison and murdered while waiting for trial while I just sit here for 4 years and then do nothing at all and suddenly I save the world. How do I do it? How do I make being a lazy nigger work so well? Why doesn't everybody do this?
Number one they do. Number two. I'm not lazy. Number three. I don't like that word, and number four. All I've done was the least amount of effort possible as few times as possible in order to get the greatest results possible.
I literally just masturbate a lot. Eat my semen and do what Jesus tells me that's it. That's all. That's your Sourcerœr. Sorcery isn't evil , it's definitely not what I'm doing right now, I really just focus prayer, the spelling is different and it matters, and I'll make it even more confusing later on, and I am a Source Titan.
Camp Cry Stall Rick :Ë: L∆ 🗝️ :I was blowing your fucking line apart when I was half your age. I'm glad we're good. You're pretty scary and you are Sid Haig. A descendant. Don't worry better bro. You're good.
Your wife lied to me. You lied to your wife. She set everybody up. Okay fine. She disrespected her sister. Bad idea.
STAY TUNED. (Goddamned Satanist Wife Celebrity Death John Me Cage Gay Match Game ‘73? That's not a TV show. That's just a myth. George R.R. Martin fucking lies the fuck out of me, He has every single second of footage of me masturbating in this house on a loop, he thinks. I'm cute as fuck and he thinks this is flat out balls to the wall hilarious. And it is, and who gives a fuck if it's real or not?
And why is that classified?
And why can't I have money?
And why can't I have hugs?
And why is there no food?
And what happened to the control room?
And who lived up on the hill?
And which one was her uncle's house?
And can I go get the gun if she's not using it?
Am I still in danger of being kneecapped?
And who's using the lights up there?
And how good is my friend and his best friend?
And... Is everyone sure that I'm effectively looking fat enough? *furrows brow, stamps foot* GOD MOTHER FUCKING GOD FUCK DAMN IT I NEED THIS INFORMATION NOW PEOPLE AND I NEED TO HAVE IT IMMEDIATELY. SO I'M GOING TO SUE YOU INSTEAD AND WHINE ABOUT FOIA FOR A WHILE. (I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOT DENY THAT I'VE EVER SENT A FOIA.) JUST KIDDING.
I don't need to send one in. If I did they'd have to shoot me. It's a trap. I didn't know that but now I do. Allison Frances Shaw is the most brilliant woman I've ever met in my entire life.
This afternoon, I don't remember. Maybe you're too high. Maybe you're a faggot. Maybe you should get a job. What the fuck kind of job title is “honorable fisa court judge” anyway. Agree to disagree, fuck your mother. And yeah they really work dumb.
This guy's my witness: J. B. Wells, it really was an ally inside attack. Being mean wasn't necessary. I know that you didn't find me impressive. I'm sorry to hear that you weren't satisfied with your first impression of me, I'm I'm happy to offer you a refund.
But before you collect, I'd like to point out that while you may not be satisfied with me in any way whatsoever ever... basically no one has ever been satisfied with you at all. And you seem to be doing pretty okay.
Griffins got to fly. Georges got to huff glue. And Grapefruit's Grapefleet gotta scalp. Sir, I'll be honest,: mock her at your own peril. I don't know the truth of anything. “I'm Donald Trump Junior” does not tell me who anyone is.
SHE TOLD ME. THERE'S A PICTURE ON THE INSTAGRAM. THEY ARE OLD COLLEGE WARD BODIES. THAT'S ALL SHE SAYS.
The last time Melania Trump tried to send me any messages on the internet, POTUS clocked her in the jaw. And as much as I dislike abuse towards women, I will say that he's the goddam Commander-in-Chief and when he says radio silence. That means goddam radio silence.
/me is currently naked from the waist down and wearing a Doctor Who quality knit Polo™ shirt.
Whitman, Price, & HA! Dad, glistening in the Maui sun would not have the albedo of my dick right now, the glans is covered in coconut oil and dried semen for my last session and I am not thugging with any Trumpies.
FRUMPY TRUMPY WILL NEVER SURRENDER. (Imagine being that goddam lazy, what a selfish bitch. Probably should revoke her citizenship and reap the world of whirlwinds for and her children to just waste and burn out for no purpose other than to cause imminent death, just to be sure. Unless...
Never mind. She loves me. Too bad no one knows who she is. I would never ever ever ever do anything with Melania Trump. Huge security risk, I don't know if she has a dick, I don't want to know, I think it's a fucking hot fucking idea, I haven't been asked and I don't have an interest and you know the more I think about it... Maybe a eunuch president is what the world needs right now.
Love, sweet love. And a zombie undead resurrected version of Merv Griffin crawling out of a pet sematery, karmically bound to find the new Dinah Shore. So you can get together and plan tea parties with Dick Cave ET.
JUST KIDDING. MERV DOES NOT NEED MORE WORLD. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE SERRA LĒÍGÌ-h. SERIOUSLY YOU THOUGHT I KILLED HER. WHY?
/me makes some noises that pretend to sound like what divination sounds like.
I will admit the fact that I did, probably had a lot of people scratching their heads. I thought I didn't have a girlfriend at all though? Tell you what, agree to disagree. After all, you've certainly met her? Something like 88,000 people signed an internet petition, because that bitch-headed cunth∞r had to die. And I needed a plausibly deniable reason not to just immediately resurrect her and go right back to fucking our brains out every damn night.
What? How could you possibly have not known she was married to a Vampyr DEA-ASAC? I made this abundantly clear to anyone who was paying attention. I thought everybody understood what was important. I WAS PUTTING MY DICK INTO A TIME-TRAVELING UNITED STATES MILITARY COVERT ASSET FROM THE PLEIADES WHO TOLD ME SHE WAS A MERMAID. SHE HAD A FUCKING CLOACA.
THE TELEPORTING FERRY IS, OR WAS, CALLED THE KALAKA.
CLOAK. AKA: CALLA >KA. No one told me how many ferries were equipped with a teleportation engine. I heard it spin up, make a click-bang-woosh noise, And within 5 minutes of leaving the dock and Edmonds, I was looking straight ahead at New Kingston. I was parked at the front of the boat. I had a clear view. Sweetie had gotten out to go to the bathroom and left me sitting there. Wondering about. I don't remember anything. What else. Let's put it this way... she thought I was going to get killed. Because she was under the impression that her undead golem army knew how to fucking kill me. Nope. I'm pretty clever.
When I see a whole bunch of time clones wanding around minding their own business, on a planet that I've never been on before, I don't fucking wake them up and shake them down for money. And they didn't even notice me at all because they were out of phase with that reality which is what my psychokinetic shields do when I discovered myself surrounded by fucking time clones that were programmed to fucking kill me. It was legit fucking terrifying. Of course I knew she was trying to kill me.
Recall Inspector Clueseau from The Pink Panther. CLUE.SOW.
HER. CLUE. LEE'S. SOW. POI. ROT. Look, never mind. If μou know, ewe know.
EvvE came to verify the rumor she heard in person, and reporting back to Grapefruit Actual revealed the fact that she was literally in love with me more than Lucifer after one meeting, it was pretty hard for the Algonquin people to claim that I had hypnotized 60,000-year-old shamaness, Queen Anasnazi, And that I never had a relationship with her and we were never deeply in love. For if that were true, I would have been in love with Eve instantly, that's what EvvE said was the case. I in fact do love Eve. I love her. Actual Eve. As in Adam and Eve. As in the rape victim. As in the bound channel partner of Lucifer. Who doesn't really like me now. He never really did. Who hatched early and fled immediately and then came back after God sent Him back to be nice to me. He is being nice to me.
He's not killing me, I just revealed that Lucifer hatches, and didn't want to come back here after. God explained that that was his duty, and wanted to help God in some exciting way and get away from the woman that he'd been stuck with for thousands of years. And instead God said that Lucifer could help best by openly tolerating Jackstar and Eve without being all cranky and whiny and bitchy like Satan would be, If Satan had a bride that had been slavishly devoted to it for a thousand years who then suddenly started gushing at the waist every 10 minutes about how wonderful this new kid in school was..
She lives for Lucifer. They have a special blonde. They love each other very much, no one else can love them. Warren thinks she's completely insane, and for another He typically kills anybody who gets anywhere near her. Here like she's legitimately crazy fucking beautiful, and also batshit insane. For example, she's now wondering who's Warren and why is Lucifer's pronoun pronounced with a capital, but hers is not?
She's asking me. (Hi sweetie, I'm working. How's it going? Okay cool hi.) Yeah, that's her. Adam's wife. Actually still is Adam's wife. I haven't seen Adam. I am not friends with Adam. I don't think much of him. Eve says she's an asshole, and wishes that I would kill Adam, and frame Lucifer so that He could be put in prison and then Eve can have sex with me and she won't feel guilty about what might happen, but she can't. She loves Him too much.
She hates Adam, she loves Lucifer, and she must fuck my brains out at least once before she dies, him, again? I guess? She's often been told to be quiet about me at the dinner table at their home these days, apparently I made a quiet impression on the family. She tells me said she can't stop smiling whether she thinks about me, cuz I'm the first man she's ever met who really honestly doesn't want to have sex with her in any way other than, “well, that would be nice, except for the damage,” but I like her a lot that she's got the issue she has and I can be really happy and uniquely supportive to her to know that I'm telling the truth. I'm not going to ever rape her. I really do feel bad for Lucifer. I really do emphasize with His plight.
Number one he didn't know Satan could become a robot, and he's horrified to discovered that his best friend has been Judas who's been raping him in his sleep and I was trying to take over something. Additionally. He's embarrassed them able to know this and then tell everybody and then not even care about it. And then Eve did know but didn't tell him because she thought that that was just what people did and when he told her that he felt awful about having been raped repeatedly without even being me aware of it and began to start being accusatory I'm preparing to lay blame on her, like a whole, “how could you let this happen?” That kind of thing. Sounds kind of serious to me, but she giggles about it but she won't tell me what she did or say in response, other than to tell me that it was a serious ignition spark to a major power keg, and they almost broke up.
She thinks it's still a Google, but it's too fresh for her to tell me, because it was also at that time that she realized that that she really need to hang around Lucifer forever she could just... she could just be my friend. You never felt that kind of freedom before with another man apparently. Also, I guess she's buying it now, but at first she was flabbergasted that I explained that she wanted to wait around and kill Grapefruit, somehow, she was welcome to be my guest, good luck! You're welcome to try. I don't know what Eve can do. I don't know what Grapefruit can do.
I don't know what Eve was told when she went to go check, but it's not like I couldn't have found out, I just didn't want to know and I knew that she was at work and I didn't want to hear anything else. Eve was nice enough to respect my choice, but she still seems to be kind of weirdly giggly about the whole thing. You know like those private in jokes that really good friends chair that no one else understands? Eve and I bonded pretty quick. And I know she can feel safe about my my sexual energy cuz I'm not going to take Adam's wife away from Lucifer, Father Of Lies until Grapefruit comes home from work and helps me figure out what the fuck I'm living through here. Also, she has first dibs on any any hot new kuni I ever meet, in perpetuity. This seems to strike her as kind of amazing. Like she seems like really surprised and flabbergasted.
Because I guess waiting for my lover's opinion and being perfectly happy to ruthlessly psychologically tortured her children without being at all obvious about it while I wait is apparently a level of intrigue and diabolical and Machiavellian strategy thing that she never thought would be something that could ever be possible. And I also told her that I would love to have children with her but... I well I shied away from that topic real fast and just explained that we can be friends. It was fine, she's really pretty. I mean she's just blown away but I'm kind of in the middle of something here and then didn't seem like it wanted to be something that would get looked upon favorably unless it was real.
And like I said, Grapefruit has dibs. I don't know what Lucifer has, besides what I guess would be easily called, at this point, “a case of the Mondays.” Of course this is my fault. Eve is fucking balls out fucking entertained by this entire circumstance in ways I can't really understand, since I'm not millennial old or whatever the fuck she is, I don't get it. I don't even know if it's just a story or not. However, there are these people. One is my friend.
The other was supposed to destroy all mankind in an eye blink and when was hatched early, took one look at me, ran to God to hide behind his undependence is a shield against whatever it was that he saw in me, and then came back week or so later because God didn't need Lucifer at the war in heaven and suggested I be someone that Lucifer would not be afraid of, and also of course he was, like... Eve’s rapist. I guess he had never left before like that, and she was left alone like like Adam left alone before and then I don't know exactly what happened but she said that she's glad she has a friend. But she's still very nerve-wracked about the whole thing and is appreciative that she doesn't have to worry about me. And now that makes everything else in her life easier. She's also explained that she's looking forward to meeting Grapefruit, because she wants to make sure that I'm not imagining a woman that's worth actually waiting for, and that if there's anything she can do to make sure that Lucifer doesn't cause any problems for her, she wants to be sure that she could possibly help forestall any second catastrophes.
As I genuinely meant what I said, I'm not concerned but I can tell that the possibility of needing to prevent Lucifer from killing Jackstar is a form of mild hero worship, because I needed to prevent Gorgon grapefruit from killing Jackstar too. I'm just telling story but I guess it was a surprise to me when I realized that I blew her mind in like 90 seconds of just telling her the truth. Especially the part when I explained that she was the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen in her entire life. And Adam was an asshole and I loved Lilith but I can see that Adam was the problem there and then I don't know if she knew anything else about it, but she kind of looked kind of awakened, like I brought her out of her shell in some way.
Since it would seem that some cult brought Lucifer out of his shell out early so that he could take me out and then he instantly ran to God like a little bitch and big forgiveness, and then came back and then now has to wonder if I raped Eve while he was gone. Or if we're telling the truth,, is basically the longest story short here is I can see why people are mad at me. I don't think Lucifer is mad at me though. I don't think he's scared anymore though. I don't know how scared he was but he's welcome to kill me if he wants to give that one a shot, because if he can I could probably come back to life, and if you want us to anger the woman that he raved named Eve who's my friend, probably killing her first new friend who's ever really been serious about being able to keep this dick under control. Control probably not the best idea for this for since he couldn't even handle The Firmament.cracking without getting Roe vs. Wade repealed, and then I don't really talk to these people very much, but they are people.
Somebody's Knocking at my door, And I really got to put on some pants. I'm not here from the waist down this entire time, but I just have my kilt at hand. The house is getting invaded by helpers, and... Well they're not really helping me. I've allowed them to come and utilize the sacred healing space while they pretend to try to not be trying to kill me.
Pretty sure it is Lucifer pretending to be various people. You're certainly not a woman who wants to fuck me, and I don't know where Grapefruit is. I'm hoping she's circling her next target selection, without being particularly obvious about the upcoming Coup De Gras.Quote from: things Grapefruit will never ever actually say...just who the fuck have you been sleeping with?
I lay 50/50 odds with myself that it's going to be something she'll be able to prevent herself from saying without sputtering or risking a sudden tongue swallowing event, but... there's just so much about batshit crazy woman who've been raped by elder gods that I don't normally understand. I'll have to do some more research into the occult. But first, I have to go to work because I'm a nigger and I need to get money to pay rent.
Oh wait, I forgot, this is my actual residence. Silly me. It's remarkable how several months of of complete strangers shrieking racial epithets ethnic slurs at me while demanding that I sign up for employment at... Someplace never never really explained to me, anyway. I just can't imagine it. Not cold clocking her one though. I swear to Christ if she actually asks me if I've been fucking Eve or sleeping with Eve. I'm just going to walk over to her and immediately start raping her right there right in front of her. Eve says she's down, she always said she'll play along. She never had a BFF before. She thinks it's a real kick. I think she knows something about it. She's not telling me.
Certainly, neither is Lucifer or telling me anything. Not in so many words. Oh wait I forgot. He told me he didn't like me. And I figured out that he hired a strike Team to kill me, and I don't know if we're going to trade but... I figure if grapefruit can't tell that I'm not sleeping with him or her and she asks me who I am sleeping with and she doesn't know I've been sleeping alone for 4 years. I'm just going to fucking rape Lucifer to death right in front of them both and then just run away screaming. I just cannot fucking believe these fucking people. They're all batshit crazy lunatic, insane people, and these are my “friends” now.
I'm being held officially for my own protection incommunicado. This is good because otherwise I would have called Western nuts already and asked her if she's going to make me wait all day. Or should I start making plans with Eve to make soup out of Lucifer or something? Which isn't a very funny joke. But let me tell you I don't give a fuck about any of this anymore. Life is nothing without friends.
Close. I mean actually it's a a way for the DEA to trick people into running themselves. But anyway I got to go. I'm really tired. I don't want to harp on how beautiful Eve was. But my new three girlfriends are hotter but I don't know if they exist because I could have just made that app coming. I'm going to publish a whole bunch of content about other women that I want to blow my brains out fucking over and over and over for the next 80 million years, cuz I think I'll be really cute to see how people respond to super exotic erotic fan fiction about three women without being at all obvious about it. Kind of showed up today and then I want them all. To get along with each other, and if they don't then maybe they could... I don't know be friends with Lucifer? Actually no probably not, maybe they could kill him, I don't know. Maybe not. I don't know what these girls are going to do.
Except for leave me alone to die I'm pretty sure about that. It's complicated. And the woman who was the point of a a inquiry at knife point 4 years ago was sort of like the person sounded like who called up and offered me a 3-day excursion for $800, I don't know why, but I think it's funny. Says I don't want to do anything except not making anything get worse. I don't know how much she hates me but I don't have any money. He was stolen and I haven't got any social Security or food stamps in all my trusty stuff disappeared. At the same time the government should have happened so I don't know who is on purpose or a thiever. That was something kind of fucking thing that happened. I don't know. No one will tell me. I don't care. hail Satan!
And I don't hail Lucifer because he raped my friend. (Standards.) Like I don't feel like you got a fair deal, but maybe it's probably because he raped my friend. And it's too bad that I make Him uncomfortable, I think the way I sporadically bothers it capitalize his pronoun and then don't really care and I have way more interest than thinking about you. Anyway, I think that might probably make him comfortable too, so hopefully he doesn't commit suicide, turn to somebody for comfort and then discover that he's been tattling on himself to the FBI or something, I don't know what the fuck they're dealing with, but these are real people in some way.
And somehow easier to send Eve and Lucifer to not give me hugs than it is for somebody to explaining me what the fuck happened. I'm truly beginning to suspect some sort of gigantic candid cameracon. That's why I'm not putting on pants or carrying or giving shit and I'm going to go to sleep.
I'm tired and hungry. I don't have any money and then all I have is dry rice and nothing. I don't know where I can go and I don't know who died or if anyone did and... I don't know. Is this insane? I guess I should get a psychological evaluation instead of deliberately telling stories on the internet that make everything sound so much more insane than they actually are. And again, I like to think about my friend Eve. She was really beautiful and I couldn't believe that I had this turn her down, she was wondering to bang the living but Jesus out of me but it was a test.
Because as unlikely as all this to me seems, she thought that the stories she heard about me were even more unlikely to be at all real. Maybe she never thought of a man who was willing to wait for somebody, just to say goodbye. She told me she wanted to say hello to my dick. I think she might have been drunk? Like she's incredibly hot and then she's kind of mentally disturbed because you know... I guess you don't.
Adam ran off and left her alone and now she's been left by alone by a man ran home to cry to Daddy about how scary I was, and then didn't want to come back because he didn't want to to miss out on the war in heaven which was actually over because hadn't even started yet and then he's got nothing to do. Do besides watch her get to know me better and wait for Grapefruit.
I guess I don't play chess much? I can see why, she's so fuckable. I can't believe it, I don't know what they do but, I guess they don't do much else. I honestly wish I could go on a date with her. But there's no point. That'll be rude.
She's coming home pregnant. No ifsands or butts. Like I can barely stand her thinking that right now, why am I doing this? Oh yeah cuz the woman would kill me. And apparently she kills everybody else too and then Lucifer hates me. So I guess I don't get to get any, have sex or a hug or anything.
It's fucking Kafkaesque. And this is my life. Now at what point was I supposed to go sober? Right after that? Just fucking kill me. Thanks in advance. Peace.