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AzzGab => Radio & Podcasts => Topic started by: AZZERAE on April 08, 2021, 06:41:40 AM
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The Michael Decon Program.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
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🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🔥
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I was going to wait for the video to go up so you could hear but I just cant!!!
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You also find that happens when you call a phone sex line (don't ask me how I know. Wide reading!). They like to keep the poor saps hanging on for as long as possible. He probably doesn't get many callers anyway.
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NO I had to call THREE TIMES!!! And phonesex lines don’t send you a 🤐🤐🤐 I don’t want to say you have to hear it
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NO I had to call THREE TIMES!!!
What a needy bitch.
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NO Myke Hideous formerly of The Empire Hideous and one sexy mfer in his own right 💦💦💦 go look it up said I was a (and I quote!) Very Nice Man!!!
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I was going to wait for the video to go up so you could hear but I just cant!!!
I would imagine the topic at hand was my ban from the chat. I mean what else was important as that?
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I would imagine the topic at hand was my ban from the chat. I mean what else was important as that?
I’m sorry walks it escaped my mind completely, i was concentrating on not urinating out of fear and excitement.
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uhh, Based?
(https://i.postimg.cc/8C2Dj9JS/lil-nas-x-gay.jpg)
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I’m sorry walks it escaped my mind completely, i was concentrating on not urinating out of fear and excitement.
Ah well. It shall remain a mystery - the good news is that I have an army of alt's lined up due to Senda's chat. The latest is that Senda is banning any handle with a dash or underscore in it. You don't think that Decon is copying Senda's ban policy's do you? I was there for the first portion of the show and there was not a single clown or Amish in Decon's chat.
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Ah well. It shall remain a mystery - the good news is that I have an army of alt's lined up due to Senda's chat. The latest is that Senda is banning any handle with a dash or underscore in it. You don't think that Decon is copying Senda's ban policy's do you? I was there for the first portion of the show and there was not a single clown or Amish in Decon's chat.
Maybe the chat moderator is being strict about over-using the apostrophe. And about bloody time!
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Maybe the chat moderator is being strict about over-using the apostrophe. And about bloody time!
The moderator is Brig so this theory hold's water.
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Ah well. It shall remain a mystery - the good news is that I have an army of alt's lined up due to Senda's chat. The latest is that Senda is banning any handle with a dash or underscore in it. You don't think that Decon is copying Senda's ban policy's do you? I was there for the first portion of the show and there was not a single clown or Amish in Decon's chat.
Where it comes to the big guy’s ban policies I am pleased to remain in ignorance but brig is none too pleased with me either and yet I frolic about in papi’s chat with shameful abandon!
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The moderator is Brig so this theory hold's water.
I didn't realise she was part of the Deconverse. I thought her heart belonged to MV. I guess, since the sinking of the BellGab, everyone's grasping at whatever bit of flotsam they can find to stay afloat.
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but brig is none too pleased with me either.
What have you been up to?
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uhh, Based?
(https://i.postimg.cc/8C2Dj9JS/lil-nas-x-gay.jpg)
Oh gawd
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What have you been up to?
I have been associated in her mind with the forces of Love and Light so shiny happy people comes out with some regularity.
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I didn't realise she was part of the Deconverse. I thought her heart belonged to MV. I guess, since the sinking of the BellGab, everyone's grasping at whatever bit of flotsam they can find to stay afloat.
True that. This is what? Azzgab 3.0? Tsundregab got the hook and WANgab was nerfed.
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I have been associated in her mind with the forces of Love and Light so shiny happy people comes out with some regularity.
Well that would do it.
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Well that would do it.
It is wholly unjustified, too! How many times has she seen me wield the cruel and biting sword of contempt??? If sweet and tender weapons also dangle from my belt, am I nothing other than a fully functional man, yet unembittered by life? Should this natural state with its full range of motion not be prolonged with the most strenuous effort? Not for me the grim slog toward mortality! Let me bow, and bend, and not be ashamed.
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I have been associated in her mind with the forces of Love and Light so shiny happy people comes out with some regularity. The old bag hates queers
Sometimes it's easier to just cut to the fucking chase.
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I would imagine the topic at hand was my ban from the chat. I mean what else was important as that?
Totally.
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I was going to wait for the video to go up so you could hear but I just cant!!!
Rip it off YouTube, isolate the call, clip it and upload it to Vocaroo.
Nobody can bear to get through gay robot boy's show anyway.
We only wanna hear it if it involves you.
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Ah well. It shall remain a mystery - the good news is that I have an army of alt's lined up due to Senda's chat. The latest is that Senda is banning any handle with a dash or underscore in it. You don't think that Decon is copying Senda's ban policy's do you?
That wetback is a safe space faggot.
He's officially dating K. Dubb!
How gay can you get?!
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The moderator is Brig...
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brig is none too pleased with me either
FUCK THAT BITCH.
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I didn't realise she was part of the Deconverse. I thought her heart belonged to MV. I guess, since the sinking of the BellGab, everyone's grasping at whatever bit of flotsam they can find to stay afloat.
The desperation.
Imagine the smell.
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This is what? Azzgab 3.0?
Yeah. But this time, its teflon.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/j09oEe3jcoojaV9ML0/giphy.gif)
Tsundregab got the hook and WANgab was nerfed.
Its a pity so many soldiers had to fall in this battle.
But we've won the war!!!
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Sometimes it's easier to just cut to the fucking chase.
I don’t think so; she has been well-acquainted with my faggotry for some time and was very friendly. I wrote her a sonnet, remember, which you ignored even though I put all kinds of allusions to Sodomites in it for you, you are so mean!
I think when I pointed out that she was all against PMs and behind-the-curtain cliquery but was herself voxering MV about deleting the whale penis Metron posted she thinks I turned against her, when nothing could be further from the truth! I learned everything I know about forumming from brig when I was still new to it, and she is still my spiritual mamma, though she may not like where I direct my attention any more than my own mother does. I mean, you are the world’s worst hypocrite and I still like you.
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Rip it off YouTube, isolate the call, clip it and upload it to Vocaroo.
Nobody can bear to get through gay robot boy's show anyway.
We only wanna hear it if it involves you.
No I don’t want to rip off papi; I will post the time though.
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I don’t think so; she has been well-acquainted with my faggotry for some time and was very friendly. I wrote her a sonnet, remember, which you ignored even though I put all kinds of allusions to Sodomites in it for you, you are so mean!
I think when I pointed out that she was all against PMs and behind-the-curtain cliquery but was herself voxering MV about deleting the whale penis Metron posted she thinks I turned against her, when nothing could be further from the truth! I learned everything I know about forumming from brig when I was still new to it, and she is still my spiritual mamma, though she may not like where I direct my attention any more than my own mother does. I mean, you are the world’s worst hypocrite and I still like you.
You might think me a mean heartless bastard. However, I don't know if you are aware that she lived in England for a while and went to school in London. I took some pictures of her old school which she hadn't seen for more than 50 years. She didn't seem to mind PMs then.
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That wetback is a safe space faggot.
He's officially dating K. Dubb!
How gay can you get?!
We — you and I — have said our I-love-yous, too, bunny. I am shamelessly promiscuous with my affections.
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We — you and I — have said our I-love-yous, too, bunny. I am shamelessly promiscuous with my affections.
The difference is, I'm not gay.
Your crush is, though.
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You might think me a mean heartless bastard. However, I don't know if you are aware that she lived in England for a while and went to school in London. I took some pictures of her old school which she hadn't seen for more than 50 years. She didn't seem to mind PMs then.
Fuck brig I want a pic of you outside Pope’s grotto! I will not share it with anyone or say anything derisive, just draw little hearts on it. You know we keep secrets like the black hole of Calcutta — I hold two marriages in the palm of my hand.
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Apropos of nothing other than I thought it was interesting and worth sharing: there was a poetry craze in the early 19th Century in France when people started to obsess over versification, trying to turn everything into perfectly formed alexandrines. It even acquired a name: 'metromania'. One person even went to prison when it got out of hand.
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Fuck brig I want a pic of you outside Pope’s grotto! I will not share it with anyone or say anything derisive, just draw little hearts on it. You know we keep secrets like the black hole of Calcutta — I hold two marriages in the palm of my hand.
It's only been open to the public for a few years, and even then on very rare occasions. I guess they don't want people clumping over and ruining it. I am quite close to Garrick's temple to Shakespeare, which anyone can visit.
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Apropos of nothing other than I thought it was interesting and worth sharing: there was a poetry craze in the early 19th Century in France when people started to obsess over versification, trying to turn everything into perfectly formed alexandrines. It even acquired a name: 'metromania'. One person even went to prison when it got out of hand.
No kidding! Poetry in French is mysterious to me as their stresses aren’t like ours. There was apparently a similar vogue here when Hiawatha came out, that is entirely stress-based of course. But damn catchy if you try writing; you begin to think in trochees.
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No kidding! Poetry in French is mysterious to me as their stresses aren’t like ours. There was apparently a similar vogue here when Hiawatha came out, that is entirely stress-based of course. But damn catchy if you try writing; you begin to think in trochees.
It's like sung French. 'Faire' would be spoken as 'fair' but sung as 'fair-errr'. God damn the French, we should have wiped them all out at Waterloo for this bullshit.
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The difference is, I'm not gay.
Your crush is, though.
Is not. 😜. I did my best.
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https://popesgrotto.org.uk
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The difference is, I'm not gay.
Your crush is, though.
MD may no longer be around but so long as we have someone repeatedly telling us they're not gay, for no apparent reason, he's with us in spirit.
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It's only been open to the public for a few years, and even then on very rare occasions. I guess they don't want people clumping over and ruining it. I am quite close to Garrick's temple to Shakespeare, which anyone can visit.
YASS I don’t care if your hair is combed but if you do not manage a hideously vile expression I shall not believe it is you!
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https://popesgrotto.org.uk
Neato! Don’t worry if you can’t get in, when I visit you can carry the flowers while I declaim the Rape of the Lock in my boyish pipe.
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YASS I don’t care if your hair is combed but if you do not manage a hideously vile expression I shall not believe it is you!
After a spectacularly over-enthusiastic encounter with the hair clippers a couple of months ago I haven't had to bother the comb for a while. People like Walks really have it easy. Ol' Cue Ball just has to wipe it over every once in a while and stop pigeons perching on it.
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After a spectacularly over-enthusiastic encounter with the hair clippers a couple of months ago I haven't had to bother the comb for a while. People like Walks really have it easy. Ol' Cue Ball just has to wipe it over every once in a while and stop pigeons perching on it.
But since, alas! frail beauty must decay,
Curl'd or uncurl'd, since locks will turn to grey,
Since painted, or not painted, all shall fade,
And she who scorns a man, must die a maid;
What then remains but well our pow'r to use,
And keep good humour still whate'er we lose?
And trust me, dear! good humour can prevail,
When airs, and flights, and screams, and scolding fail.
Beauties in vain their pretty eyes may roll;
Charms strike the sight, but merit wins the soul."
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Then cease, bright nymph! to mourn thy ravish'd hair,
Which adds new glory to the shining sphere!
Not all the tresses that fair head can boast
Shall draw such envy as the lock you lost.
For, after all the murders of your eye,
When, after millions slain, yourself shall die:
When those fair suns shall set, as set they must,
And all those tresses shall be laid in dust,
This lock, the Muse shall consecrate to fame
And 'midst the stars inscribe S. Vashtar's name.
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MD may no longer be around but so long as we have someone repeatedly telling us they're not gay, for no apparent reason, he's with us in spirit.
Long for this man many seem to. Denied his popularity cannot be.
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Long for this man many seem to. Denied his popularity cannot be.
Turned many men gay has MD
With his earrings and sweet dashiki.
I long for a glimpse
Of my Nubian prince
But, alas, he is not gay for me.
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💡💡 Just dawned on me why I'm banned in the chatroom. I'm might have banned me too. 💡💡
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💡💡 Just dawned on me why I'm banned in the chatroom. I'm might have banned me too. 💡💡
What did you dooooooooo????
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Turned many men gay has MD
With his earrings and sweet dashiki.
I long for a glimpse
Of my Nubian prince
But, alas, he is not gay for me.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1766/4729/products/201f5596b7b8a014695c4afeee5ea252_32fe0a19-9b44-4c26-a9a6-c08d78be94ec_530x.jpg?v=1583337923)
Sigh... ::)
Master Trollda is no novice. From light to dark I have swung in my time before finding perfect balance with the force but obsessed with penises you are while rarely ever encountering any but your own. Like a poor, hungry orphan are you with your nose pressed up against the glass looking at the feasters inside. Pathetic it is.
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What did you dooooooooo????
For awhile I was comparing goofy old Bill's live stream viewers versus the smooth talking Decon's. Currently Bill has 52 viewers and is discussing the Devil whilst Decon is covering God but has 21 viewers. Sin sells I guess. Advantage.....Madon!
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...obsessed with penises you are while rarely ever encountering any but your own. Like a poor, hungry orphan are you with your nose pressed up against the glass looking at the feasters inside. Pathetic it is.
Right he is, you know 😪
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For awhile I was comparing goofy old Bill's live stream viewers versus the smooth talking Decon's. Currently Bill has 52 viewers and is discussing the Devil whilst Decon is covering God but has 21 viewers. Sin sells I guess. Advantage.....Madon!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/894523056936423425/f1d2ROWm_400x400.jpg)
Oh no should I rush home?!?!?! I could call again with a god question but I don’t think I am the next bill in Madison and mostly I want to ask about onesies anyway.
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Oh no should I rush home?!?!?! I could call again with a god question but I don’t think I am the next bill in Madison and mostly I want to ask about onesies anyway.
"Oh no should I rush home?!?!?" Saturday night on the west coast. You most definitely not rush home. Go out and do alot of stuff that I wouldn't do.
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Fuck brig I want a pic of you outside Pope’s grotto! I will not share it with anyone or say anything derisive, just draw little hearts on it. You know we keep secrets like the black hole of Calcutta — I hold two marriages in the palm of my hand.
Reminds me of a Georgia O'Keeffe painting.
This entire post sounds suspiciously heterosexual.
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Go out and do alot of stuff that I wouldn't do.
Like sitting in a bubble tent peeling the label off a Moose Drool all by yourself with your poor neck turning purple from the cold? It’s brutal out here, man 🤧 I should be home with a pipe and some sweet papi!
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Like sitting in a bubble tent peeling the label off a Moose Drool all by yourself with your poor neck turning purple from the cold? It’s brutal out here, man 🤧 I should be home with a pipe and some sweet papi!
Ha! Sounds like it. Ditch that artsy fartsy brew, pick up a case of the Nectar of the Gods and cruise on back to the house. Why drink one over the weekend when you can kill 30?
https://www.target.com/p/hamm-39-s-premium-beer-30pk-12-fl-oz-cans/-/A-47937397
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Scott Smith is a faggot that ruined my nap
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Ha! Sounds like it. Ditch that artsy fartsy brew, pick up a case of the Nectar of the Gods and cruise on back to the house. Why drink one over the weekend when you can kill 30?
https://www.target.com/p/hamm-39-s-premium-beer-30pk-12-fl-oz-cans/-/A-47937397
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Hey, K_Dubb. :-* Just thought you'd like to know. "Hamm" is my maiden name.
My mom went into labor when she was in the bathroom and was rushed to the hospital from there. I guess you could say, I was almost born in the toilet bowl of sky blue waters. ;) ;D
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Reminds me of a Georgia O'Keeffe painting.
This entire post sounds suspiciously heterosexual.
Good god, I do not know how much taller I can get my hair, or how much more hairy sternum I have to expose, to convince you people! I may enjoy a bit of speculation now and then but when conspiratorial fancies prevent you from seeing a giant flaming homosexual plopped down right in your midst, they veer uncomfortably into delusion. What would it take — do you want me to hit you over the head with the little Vivienne Westwood clutch I use in lieu of a baccyflap?
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Hey, K_Dubb. :-* Just thought you'd like to know. "Hamm" is my maiden name.
My mom went into labor when she was in the bathroom and was rushed to the hospital from there. I guess you could say, I was almost born in the toilet bowl of sky blue waters. ;) ;D
Gosh I thought you were going for the shooting-a-ten-pound-Hamm-out-your-butt joke for a minute there!
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metromania
I'm glad you aren't running with the kiddy fiddler gag anymore.
Not your finest material.
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Gosh I thought you were going for the shooting-a-ten-pound-Hamm-out-your-butt joke for a minute there!
No, that would have been me mum. ;D ;D ;D (I didn't weigh 10 lbs. at birth. About half that).
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Papi still has not put the show up, at least where I can find. He did say a very sweet thing he said he would edit out before he posted it, I suppose he is waiting for that. But I have hidden it away in my heart and will not forget ❤️
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Papi still has not put the show up, at least where I can find. He did say a very sweet thing he said he would edit out before he posted it, I suppose he is waiting for that. But I have hidden it away in my heart and will not forget ❤️
So you'll be posting some side boob pix then? It is tradition after all.
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So you'll be posting some side boob pix then? It is tradition after all.
😳 nothing but chest flys for the foreseeable future thanks walks
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Papi still has not put the show up, at least where I can find. He did say a very sweet thing he said he would edit out before he posted it, I suppose he is waiting for that.
What did he say, and why would he edit it out?
That doesn't sound very nice to me.
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What did he say, and why would he edit it out?
That doesn't sound very nice to me.
Decon's clearly toying with him, paying out enough rope so that this ageing Nancy feels he's not being played. It's only a short step to getting hold of his credit card details.
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Decon's clearly toying with him, paying out enough rope so that this ageing Nancy feels he's not being played. It's only a short step to getting hold of his credit card details.
Decon's only purpose for being is money. He's running a fucking scam if you ask me.
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What did he say, and why would he edit it out?
That doesn't sound very nice to me.
Well I don’t want to repeat it if he wants to edit it out, but it was very much the sort of thing old pen pals might say if they speak for the first time. It had nothing to do with any charm I was exuding over the phone, I am sure of that — you know from my podcast efforts I am shy and awkward, a leaden conversationalist even with a script, and any wit I pass off here is the product of a few minutes’ grace. My debut as a caller was an utter Hindenburg. But he knows I adore him, and he was so gentle! 🔥😈🇳🇴❤️🇲🇽👨🏻🌾
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Decon's clearly toying with him, paying out enough rope so that this ageing Nancy feels he's not being played. It's only a short step to getting hold of his credit card details.
Oh he can have them, I am such a mark! If patreon had a gifting feature instead of my measly subscription I would clean out my account. 🤑
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Well I don’t want to repeat it if he wants to edit it out, but it was very much the sort of thing old pen pals might say if they speak for the first time. It had nothing to do with any charm I was exuding over the phone, I am sure of that — you know from my podcast efforts I am shy and awkward, a leaden conversationalist even with a script, and any wit I pass off here is the product of a few minutes’ grace. My debut as a caller was an utter Hindenburg. But he knows I adore him, and he was so gentle! 🔥😈🇳🇴❤️🇲🇽👨🏻🌾
I'm baffled as to why you seem to have such a low self esteem. You're a good looking fella.
But, don't be fooled by Decon's saccharine act. Its all a front. All that exists in that man's heart - aside from a gaping void - is hatred.
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I'm baffled as to why you seem to have such a low self esteem. You're a good looking fella.
But, don't be fooled by Decon's saccharine act. Its all a front. All that exists in that man's heart - aside from a gaping void - is hatred.
You are sweet, bunny ❤️ it was because I was picked on and shunned by my little cloistered group of peers as a child. You go through the rest of your life like a mangy abandoned puppy desperate for the slightest hint of real affection.
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I'm baffled as to why you seem to have such a low self esteem. You're a good looking fella.
But, don't be fooled by Decon's saccharine act. Its all a front. All that exists in that man's heart - aside from a gaping void - is hatred.
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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-decon-x-myke-hideous-disney-hostility/id1185404998?i=1000516534048 (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-decon-x-myke-hideous-disney-hostility/id1185404998?i=1000516534048)
1:51:45 😛
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Well I don’t want to repeat it if he wants to edit it out, but it was very much the sort of thing old pen pals might say if they speak for the first time. It had nothing to do with any charm I was exuding over the phone, I am sure of that — you know from my podcast efforts I am shy and awkward, a leaden conversationalist even with a script, and any wit I pass off here is the product of a few minutes’ grace. My debut as a caller was an utter Hindenburg. But he knows I adore him, and he was so gentle! 🔥😈🇳🇴❤️🇲🇽👨🏻🌾
I'm thankful for being the sort of fellow who can think quickly on his feet. I don't know if you heard the show when I called in and spoke to your heartthrob for over an hour. I took over the show with my effortless charisma and dazzling wit. It was quite a performance, if I do say so myself. No foot shuffling for this lad!
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I'm thankful for being the sort of fellow who can think quickly on his feet. I don't know if you heard the show when I called in and spoke to your heartthrob for over an hour. I took over the show with my effortless charisma and dazzling wit. It was quite a performance, if I do say so myself. No foot shuffling for this lad!
I do remember you from the gabcast, you sounded like a garrulous ninny. But that is very much the English way, just mow em down Dyer like Amritsar. A well-laid shot is just as effective, and far more humane.
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I do remember you from the gabcast, you sounded like a garrulous ninny. But that is very much the English way, just mow em down Dyer like Amritsar. A well-laid shot is just as effective, and far more humane.
This is just jealousy so I won't take offence, you frightful peter-puffer. At least I don't ponder over every sentence for five minutes like some ruminating Scandinavian I could mention. Anyway, those shows always happened far too late so you didn't catch me at my coruscating best. But a below-par performance is still better than most people so I can't complain.
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This is just jealousy so I won't take offence, you frightful peter-puffer. At least I don't ponder over every sentence for five minutes like some ruminating Scandinavian I could mention. Anyway, those shows always happened far too late so you didn't catch me at my coruscating best. But a below-par performance is still better than most people so I can't complain.
Were I not so reflective I might have missed the fact that you are excessively fond of me you goober. I must say, your latest efforts at gallantry are as plodding as your wit.
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I was picked on and shunned by my little cloistered group of peers as a child.
I think we were all picked on in some way. Unless one is a jock, there's no escaping that. And even they bully one another.
That's what I hate about the corporate world: its just bullying dressed up as business/professionalism. Any of the perceived hierarchy that exists in corporate - even the title 'boss' - is the little guy being fucked by the big guy.
You go through the rest of your life like a mangy abandoned puppy desperate for the slightest hint of real affection.
That doesn't have to be where you end up, though. Work to actively drive the destiny of your story. If we hung out and anyone gave you shit, I'd be glad to smack they kufi off.
It may appear as if all I'm offering is lip service, but I mean what I say.
I don't know what its like to be gay. I really don't. It must be hard out there. But I know what its like to be a pariah. I've become comfortable in that role.
I just think, that if we leave said issues unchecked, we truly are crafting the very bars of our future psychological jails.
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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-decon-x-myke-hideous-disney-hostility/id1185404998?i=1000516534048 (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-decon-x-myke-hideous-disney-hostility/id1185404998?i=1000516534048)
1:51:45 😛
You did do well and Decon was indeed very nice to you. It is just a shame that you had to follow "Mud Flood Dude". That was a hard act to follow.
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those shows always happened far too late
Or early, really.
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Decon was indeed very nice to you.
Why did his fag hag Brig ban you from chat? You're like the chillest guy in the BellGab universe.
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You did do well and Decon was indeed very nice to you. It is just a shame that you had to follow "Mud Flood Dude". That was a hard act to follow.
I bet there was a mud flood while K_Dubb was speaking. He probably needed a U-Haul to cart off his laundry.
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1:51:45 😛
Oh boy, oh boy, am I gonna have fun with this.
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Why did his fag hag Brig ban you from chat? You're like the chillest guy in the BellGab universe.
He has a whole platoon of alts now, the guy's out of control. I keep seeing YT comments from people with names like Miss Fried Rice and it's clearly that bastard up to his tricks again. I think brig decided to take a stand.
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I think we were all picked on in some way. Unless one is a jock, there's no escaping that. And even they bully one another.
That's what I hate about the corporate world: its just bullying dressed up as business/professionalism. Any of the perceived hierarchy that exists in corporate - even the title 'boss' - is the little guy being fucked by the big guy.
That doesn't have to be where you end up, though. Work to actively drive the destiny of your story. If we hung out and anyone gave you shit, I'd be glad to smack they kufi off.
It may appear as if all I'm offering is lip service, but I mean what I say.
I don't know what its like to be gay. I really don't. It must be hard out there. But I know what its like to be a pariah. I've become comfortable in that role.
I just think, that if we leave said issues unchecked, we truly are crafting the very bars of our future psychological jails.
I love you 🐰 you can see from the fact that I am routinely mistaken for a 🦚 that I no longer dwell there. If I didn't tell you, you wouldn't know. Because of the peculiarities of my upbringing, I am one of the last of the old-school gays who come out of adolescence with a spine of the finest Spanish steel, melted and folded countless times. I am proud of it to an ungodly degree, but I wouldn't wish the forging of it on anyone.
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Why did his fag hag Brig ban you from chat? You're like the chillest guy in the BellGab universe.
It is totally deserved I think :-[
On Saturday nights, Decon's show goes up against goofy old Bill here:
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zqOS8kWxtX8/sddefault.jpg?v=5ff8b087)
Bill pulls in more viewers on his live stream and for a few weeks I was keeping a running tally. Only thing I can think of is that someone on Team Decon follows the Night Terrors thread on Ellgab for some reason and didn't care for it. I could be wrong.
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He has a whole platoon of alts now, the guy's out of control. I keep seeing YT comments from people with names like Miss Fried Rice and it's clearly that bastard up to his tricks again. I think brig decided to take a stand.
Well Senda runs through them like crap through a goose. I've only got two left that he hasn't banned and well...the banned ones are just sitting there. Doing nothing.
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I bet there was a mud flood while K_Dubb was speaking. He probably needed a U-Haul to cart off his laundry.
No lie 💦💦💦
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You did do well and Decon was indeed very nice to you. It is just a shame that you had to follow "Mud Flood Dude". That was a hard act to follow.
Thank you walks I am only sorry I couldn't give sukie his chocolate babka recipe off the top of my head.
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Thank you walks I am only sorry I couldn't give sukie his chocolate babka recipe off the top of my head.
To each their own. I'd have been down for a better Springerle recipe. Only thing I know about babka was from Seinfeld which isn't worth going into with you as you were too busy writing Roald Amundsen poems to have watched it.
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To each their own. I'd have been down for a better Springerle recipe. Only thing I know about babka was from Seinfeld which isn't worth going into with you as you were too busy writing Roald Amundsen poems to have watched it.
It's really frustrating trying to establish cultural reference points with someone who was kept in a cage for the first 20 years of his life.
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It's really frustrating trying to establish cultural reference points with someone who was kept in a cage for the first 20 years of his life.
He missed so much! This means nothing to him.
(https://j.gifs.com/vZ2dVD.gif)
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To each their own. I'd have been down for a better Springerle recipe. Only thing I know about babka was from Seinfeld which isn't worth going into with you as you were too busy writing Roald Amundsen poems to have watched it.
I am working on it! You should see the giant rolling pin I got last Christmas! The springerle debate is endless, there are those who advocate for the fatless bland original with weeks of aging to soften and those seeking a rapprochement with butter and including spices instead of simply their essence absorbed from seeds scattered on the baking sheet. I am far more taken with spekuloos, the dark and spicy ones made by a similar process.
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It's really frustrating trying to establish cultural reference points with someone who was kept in a cage for the first 20 years of his life.
I would think a lithe and graceful centenarian would be right up your alley.
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He missed so much! This means nothing to him.
(https://j.gifs.com/vZ2dVD.gif)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXENq9i40I (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXENq9i40I)
Exactly, the fool is culturally impoverished. While that idiot was grappling with the intricacies of terza rima we all know this is the only Italian Job that anyone cares about.
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I think we were all picked on in some way. Unless one is a jock, there's no escaping that. And even they bully one another.
That's what I hate about the corporate world: its just bullying dressed up as business/professionalism. Any of the perceived hierarchy that exists in corporate - even the title 'boss' - is the little guy being fucked by the big guy.
While somewhat sympathetic I am to what you are saying try running a perfectly democratic company where everyone has equal say. Out of business in less than a year it would be.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXENq9i40I (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXENq9i40I)
Exactly, the fool is culturally impoverished. While that idiot was grappling with the intricacies of terza rima we all know this is the only Italian Job that anyone cares about.
Now that I have turned the fearsome Vashtar into a pandering populist my work here is more or less done hahaha
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So you'll be posting some side boob pix then? It is tradition after all.
Good think I was not drinking when I read this...
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He has a whole platoon of alts now, the guy's out of control. I keep seeing YT comments from people with names like Miss Fried Rice and it's clearly that bastard up to his tricks again. I think brig decided to take a stand.
So, essentially, Decon is a safe space faggot, that can't take as good as he gives.
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https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-decon-x-myke-hideous-disney-hostility/id1185404998?i=1000516534048 (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/michael-decon-x-myke-hideous-disney-hostility/id1185404998?i=1000516534048)
1:51:45 😛
The secret of MD's success (?) as suggested by cohost MH:
"Gay men will like you because you are an intimidating asshole."
Personally, I haven't listened enough to have an opinion on this.
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Bill pulls in more viewers on his live stream and for a few weeks I was keeping a running tally. Only thing I can think of is that someone on Team Decon follows the Night Terrors thread on Ellgab for some reason and didn't care for it. I could be wrong.
That's a really stupid reason to ban someone. Decon constantly talks about his numbers. He should just take the L, but he can't, because he's a sore loser, a delusional manchild, whose insecurities could eat him alive.
I say you were doing yeoman's work, talking numbers to a person who constantly puffed his chest out counting potential listeners and rubbing it in people's faces.
The truth is, his show is the most vanilla, pedestrian bullshit out there, and you've been done a favour by being having it blocked from view.
Your Davey and Goliath threads alone are more entertaining and a better use of your time than sitting around hearing gay robot boy prattle on to his brain dead audience about Grindr and how K. Dubb does a "cookeen" podcast.
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While somewhat sympathetic I am to what you are saying try running a perfectly democratic company where everyone has equal say. Out of business in less than a year it would be.
That's true! I stand corrected.
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That's a really stupid reason to ban someone. Decon constantly talks about his numbers. He should just take the L, but he can't, because he's a sore loser, a delusional manchild, whose insecurities could eat him alive.
I say you were doing yeoman's work, talking numbers to a person who constantly puffed his chest out counting potential listeners and rubbing it in people's faces.
The truth is, his show is the most vanilla, pedestrian bullshit out there, and you've been done a favour by being having it blocked from view.
Your Davey and Goliath threads alone are more entertaining and a better use of your time than sitting around hearing gay robot boy prattle on to his brain dead audience about Grindr and how K. Dubb does a "cookeen" podcast.
Remember do I how after almost every Gabcast he would come on Bellgab to talk shit about it and Bellgab in general and then brag about how much more successful he was. So jelly!
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It's really frustrating trying to establish cultural reference points with someone who was kept in a cage for the first 20 years of his life.
God damn, you're brutal.
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Remember do I how after almost every Gabcast he would come on Bellgab to talk shit about it and Bellgab in general and then brag about how much more successful he was. So jelly!
Yeah! Like who said he wasn't?
I wonder why it all got under his skin so much?!
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While somewhat sympathetic I am to what you are saying try running a perfectly democratic company where everyone has equal say. Out of business in less than a year it would be.
It doesn't have to be perfectly democratic. Germany has a system where workers are represented on the boards of directors and they do OK. Contrast that with America where Amazon (or any other large company) desperately tries to stop their exploited workers from unionising. The more socialist model means that everyone understands they are more-or-less on the same side.
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It doesn't have to be perfectly democratic. Germany has a system where workers are represented on the boards of directors and they do OK. Contrast that with America where Amazon (or any other large company) desperately tries to stop their exploited workers from unionising. The more socialist model means that everyone understands they are more-or-less on the same side.
Probably not a nationalistic thing is it as the corporate world considers themselves beyond nations. More of a case by case basis it probably is and most likely are there American corporations that strive for this too but fair point. Ideally, everyone from janitor to president should feel like they have a stake in the company’s success. More motivated to succeed would all be then.
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The secret of MD's success (?) as suggested by cohost MH:
"Gay men will like you because you are an intimidating asshole."
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/9d/cd/419dcd85daab27b3c92869f8e142cdf2.gif)
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MD may no longer be around but so long as we have someone repeatedly telling us they're not gay, for no apparent reason, he's with us in spirit.
#FACTS
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...and how K. Dubb does a "cookeen" podcast.
Papi has the cutest accent! I am sure its finer points are lost on anyone not on the coast, but every time he pulls out that big fat glottal stop of his — quite the biggest and fattest I have ever heard! — I ball up my little fists and squee like a schoolgirl.
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Papi has the cutest accent! I am sure its finer points are lost on anyone not on the coast, but every time he pulls out that big fat glottal stop of his — quite the biggest and fattest I have ever heard! — I ball up my little fists and squee like a schoolgirl.
There's an special edition of the AzzCast comin' down the pike that adresses all of this...
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There's an special edition of the AzzCast comin' down the pike that adresses all of this...
YASS 💥⚡️☄️🌶🤯 Fry me like a flatfish bunny!!!🔥🐡🔥
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YASS 💥⚡️☄️🌶🤯 Fry me like a flatfish bunny!!!🔥🐡🔥
Oh no! I can't roast YOU. Sorry. I just can't have Decon lying about y'alls relationship any longer. He needs to come out, already.
There's no shame in being gay. But there's shame in pretending one isn't that's the issue.
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Oh no! I can't roast YOU. Sorry. I just can't have Decon lying about y'alls relationship any longer. He needs to come out, already.
There's no shame in being gay. But there's shame in pretending one isn't that's the issue.
No, papi is just normal. Here, I will tell you a story:
When I was a kid, I had normal friends -- I still remember their names. Four of them, Alex, Kenny, Scott, and Phil a little English boy who wore shorts, up through sixth grade, the kind of boys who probably play with legos and imagine things a little longer than most, that is all. But starting Junior High, they suddenly all pretended they didn't know me any more. I was wrecked. That's when the shoving and throwing and name-calling started, too.
A few years ago my brother dug out some old videos he took one Christmas about that time, and in one I am proudly showing off my hamster. Big, dramatic voice, good eye contact, charming -- I was a disgusting little queen. This was about the same time my dad stopped insisting I go to church, too. (For all the mouth-breathers out there, you can very well hatch a babygay in perfect innocence, shut off from pop culture, without a Jew in sight unless you count the ones in the Bible. Just look at Mormon families who hatch them by the dozens; your stricter sects are virtual homo factories.)
For the rest of school I was a total outcast, no friends at all except this one worldly-wise patchouli-smelling girl who was just being nice. But I was a good student and some of those teachers were very indulgent with me and I ate up history and literature instead of cartoons and movies, which is why I am such a retard. There were only a couple teachers who really hated me, especially (of course) the music teacher and choir director, total closet homo. But from the other kids I got nothing but abuse. I am a tough little faggot and was determined not to let them see me hurt or weak; it's only in the past few years I have noticed that I begin to flinch normally when startled. But you can still hear the toll to my confidence in my voice: low, careful, mostly monotone, not dramatic at all.
Those are very important years for developing self-image and while other kids preened in the mirror I avoided them, convinced I was an ugly wretch who needn't bother. Now of course I am a total peacock but it's different as a clumsy adult to try to build yourself up again. I will always be a little socially retarded, not unlike how you read about people with ass burgers.
A bunch of kids from my school went to the same college and I was in one class with a guy a year older than I was, a tall, tan basketball star with curly hair a little too long, absolutely gorgeous and fawned over, and you can imagine my utter shock when he came over and sat by me all friendly-like. Of course he had no reason to know I even existed back in school but now that we were thrown together in a strange place he was all like hey wassup and I barely knew how to speak his language.
I realized then that the persecution was all in my head, that there were really only four or five kids who bothered and a bunch of others who just looked away, and a social environment provided by adults where that sort of abuse was seen as a beneficial corrective, like albrecht's love for casual brutality, where I should be grateful they taught me toughness and resilience. Fuck all that. I don't remember any of those kids' names anyway.
But the tall, sweet basketball player who was so kind to me and didn't give a fuck what anyone else thought, though was hideous and stooping and could barely look people in the eye -- that was a papi. I still remember his name, Neil. God bless him. I will love him until I die.
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No, papi is just normal. Here, I will tell you a story:
When I was a kid, I had normal friends -- I still remember their names. Four of them, Alex, Kenny, Scott, and Phil a little English boy who wore shorts, up through sixth grade, the kind of boys who probably play with legos and imagine things a little longer than most, that is all. But starting Junior High, they suddenly all pretended they didn't know me any more. I was wrecked. That's when the shoving and throwing and name-calling started, too.
A few years ago my brother dug out some old videos he took one Christmas about that time, and in one I am proudly showing off my hamster. Big, dramatic voice, good eye contact, charming -- I was a disgusting little queen. This was about the same time my dad stopped insisting I go to church, too. (For all the mouth-breathers out there, you can very well hatch a babygay in perfect innocence, shut off from pop culture, without a Jew in sight unless you count the ones in the Bible. Just look at Mormon families who hatch them by the dozens; your stricter sects are virtual homo factories.)
For the rest of school I was a total outcast, no friends at all except this one worldly-wise patchouli-smelling girl who was just being nice. But I was a good student and some of those teachers were very indulgent with me and I ate up history and literature instead of cartoons and movies, which is why I am such a retard. There were only a couple teachers who really hated me, especially (of course) the music teacher and choir director, total closet homo. But from the other kids I got nothing but abuse. I am a tough little faggot and was determined not to let them see me hurt or weak; it's only in the past few years I have noticed that I begin to flinch normally when startled. But you can still hear the toll to my confidence in my voice: low, careful, mostly monotone, not dramatic at all.
Those are very important years for developing self-image and while other kids preened in the mirror I avoided them, convinced I was an ugly wretch who needn't bother. Now of course I am a total peacock but it's different as a clumsy adult to try to build yourself up again. I will always be a little socially retarded, not unlike how you read about people with ass burgers.
A bunch of kids from my school went to the same college and I was in one class with a guy a year older than I was, a tall, tan basketball star with curly hair a little too long, absolutely gorgeous and fawned over, and you can imagine my utter shock when he came over and sat by me all friendly-like. Of course he had no reason to know I even existed back in school but now that we were thrown together in a strange place he was all like hey wassup and I barely knew how to speak his language.
I realized then that the persecution was all in my head, that there were really only four or five kids who bothered and a bunch of others who just looked away, and a social environment provided by adults where that sort of abuse was seen as a beneficial corrective, like albrecht's love for casual brutality, where I should be grateful they taught me toughness and resilience. Fuck all that. I don't remember any of those kids' names anyway.
But the tall, sweet basketball player who was so kind to me and didn't give a fuck what anyone else thought, though was hideous and stooping and could barely look people in the eye -- that was a papi. I still remember his name, Neil. God bless him. I will love him until I die.
You are a kind and lovable human being, K_Dubb. Keep on, keepin' on. ;) ;D :-*
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I read it and am totally skeptical. Figure he is messing with us as I am confident he was one of those National Honor Society/Student Council types. Strutting around the halls with his nose in the air like a dehydrated Mussolini and deeply embedded in the smart chick clique because he was harmless. Now I could make a post about my High School woes that would be grounded in reality but who would care?
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I read it and am totally skeptical. Figure he is messing with us as I am confident he was one of those National Honor Society/Student Council types. Strutting around the halls with his nose in the air like a dehydrated Mussolini and deeply embedded in the smart chick clique because he was harmless. Now I could make a post about my High School woes that would be grounded in reality but who would care?
You're right, nobody would care, but it's your own fault. I'm not going to read it a) because life is too short for his ramblings, b) lest I feel tempted to feel sorry for him and restrain the dagger of justice, and c)...actually, I can't remember but basically I can't be arsed.
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You are a a kind and lovable human being, K_Dubb. Keep on, keepin' on. ;) ;D :-* horrible bastard and I hope you get ass cancer.
Just making the subtext into supertext.
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You're right, nobody would care, but it's your own fault. I'm not going to read it a) because life is too short for his ramblings, b) lest I feel tempted to feel sorry for him and restrain the dagger of justice, and c)...actually, I can't remember but basically I can't be arsed.
Regarding B: I think that was probably the whole point all along. No one has ever accused you of being a rocket scientist but you managed to avoid that trap adroitly enough.
So what was your story in school? Had a little trouble with the maths did you Eton boy?
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Regarding B: I think that was probably the whole point all along. No one has ever accused you of being a rocket scientist but you managed to avoid that trap adroitly enough.
So what was your story in school? Had a little trouble with the maths did you Eton boy?
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I was the school Flashman, of course. Roasting small boys over an open fire, pushing them out of windows etc. That's the big downside of being an adult: if I want to push someone out of a window these days it's fraught with complications and lawsuits. Much easier to come on here and poke retards with a stick. Don't let anybody tell you God didn't put you on this Earth for a reason.
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You are a kind and lovable human being, K_Dubb. Keep on, keepin' on. ;) ;D :-*
Thank you, dear :-*
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I once pushed the fattest boy in school out of a window. I nearly put my back out shoving him through but nobody gave me any credit, they just called me a horrible cunt. Still, we laughed about it when I went to visit him in hospital: well, I was laughing; he made a sort of gurgling noise but it was difficult to tell underneath all that plaster. To show I bore the fat bastard no hard feelings I even went to his funeral. I had to leave school shortly after that due to racial prejudice.
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Lies, you sucked it down like a sherbet! Though in truth the details are perfectly banal. That is how we are made, or were a hundred years ago as you know very well.
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Regarding B: I think that was probably the whole point all along.
No way, when have I ever asked for sympathy? I am a blood-spattered internet warrior of the first order. The point is about papi and where he fits, and you have to understand the rest to get it.
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No way, when have I ever asked for sympathy? I am a blood-spattered internet warrior of the first order. The point is about papi and where he fits, and you have to understand the rest to get it.
Robert Burns clearly had you in mind when he wrote his famous poem 'To a Louse':
Oh, would some Power give us the gift
To see ourselves as others see us!
It would from many a blunder free us,
And foolish notion:
What airs in dress and gait would leave us,
And even devotion!
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No way, when have I ever asked for sympathy? I am a blood-spattered internet warrior of the first order. The point is about papi and where he fits, and you have to understand the rest to get it.
Yes Yes. He is the replacement for the Greek God of a Basketball player. We get that but can you confirm or deny National Honor Society membership?
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Robert Burns clearly had you in mind when he wrote his famous poem 'To a Louse':
Oh, would some Power give us the gift
To see ourselves as others see us!
It would from many a blunder free us,
And foolish notion:
What airs in dress and gait would leave us,
And even devotion!
Fine, and Hardy had you in mind:
I look into my glass,
And view my wasting skin,
And say, “Would God it came to pass
My heart had shrunk as thin!”
For then, I, undistrest
By hearts grown cold to me,
Could lonely wait my endless rest
With equanimity.
But Time, to make me grieve,
Part steals, lets part abide;
And shakes this fragile frame at eve
With throbbings of noontide.
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Yes Yes. He is the replacement for the Greek God of a Basketball player. We get that but can you confirm or deny National Honor Society membership?
I deny it! I scorned it completely which produced many amused smiles at graduation when I was handed the cord without anyone checking the list, and turned it down.
I made my song a coat
Covered with embroideries
Out of old mythologies
From heel to throat;
But the fools caught it,
Wore it in the world’s eyes
As though they’d wrought it.
Song, let them take it
For there’s more enterprise
In walking naked. -- Yeats
Fucking rebel rocknroll dude.
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Thank you, dear :-*
My pleasure, sir . . . er, mam . . . um, my pleasure K_Dubb. ;D ;) :-*
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My pleasure, sir . . . er, mam . . . um, my pleasure K_Dubb. ;D ;) :-*
My pronouns are "twee" and "whim", dear. As for address, you needn't bother wearing one on my account.
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Fine, and Hardy had you in mind:
I look into my glass,
And view my wasting skin,
And say, “Would God it came to pass
My heart had shrunk as thin!”
For then, I, undistrest
By hearts grown cold to me,
Could lonely wait my endless rest
With equanimity.
But Time, to make me grieve,
Part steals, lets part abide;
And shakes this fragile frame at eve
With throbbings of noontide.
Not sure about 'fragile'. Thinking of yourself again.
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Not sure about 'fragile'. Thinking of yourself again.
45-lb dumbbells, baby. High Over My Head. THREE TIMES! 💪 but yesterday I could only do one, I need to wait a day or two between for some reason.
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45-lb dumbbells, baby. High Over My Head. THREE TIMES! 💪 but yesterday I could only do one, I need to wait a day or two between for some reason.
If it doesn't hurt it doesn't work. The muscles get small tears in them which then get filled in with new muscle, that's how people build mass. If you're doing it like Doris Day you're going to stay the same puny bastard forever. At this rate you'll be 80 before you have any biceps, kicking sand in their face at the Senior Centre.
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If it doesn't hurt it doesn't work. The muscles get small tears in them which then get filled in with new muscle, that's how people build mass. If you're doing it like Doris Day you're going to stay the same puny bastard forever. At this rate you'll be 80 before you have any biceps, kicking sand in their face at the Senior Centre.
It hurts the next day all right so I think it's working, and at first I couldn't do any. Just you wait, by summer I will be prancing all over town in my new Michael Decon tank top and when awestruck people ask I will tell them "oh that is papi, you have to hear him and his thick and smexy glottal stops."
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It hurts the next day all right so I think it's working, and at first I couldn't do any. Just you wait, by summer I will be prancing all over town in my new Michael Decon tank top and when awestruck people ask I will tell them "oh that is papi, you have to hear him and his thick and smexy glottal stops."
Do you go 'Eeeeeruurrgghhh!!!!' when you're doing it? I bet the neighbours think you have kidney stones. Although they're probably used to strange noises chez K_Dubb. Like 'let me out!!!'
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Do you go 'Eeeeeruurrgghhh!!!!' when you're doing it? I bet the neighbours think you have kidney stones. Although they're probably used to strange noises chez K_Dubb. Like 'let me out!!!'
I do not. I lift decorously. There were guys at the gym like that and we would roll our eyes.
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I do not. I lift decorously. There were guys at the gym like that and we would roll our eyes.
You actually go to the gym? Doesn't all the giggling get you down after a while or did you just get used to it?
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You actually go to the gym? Doesn't all the giggling get you down after a while or did you just get used to it?
Haha yeah before last year I split a personal trainer with a friend of mine, he was a gigantic Romanian named Chris but we of course called him Vladimir. You could tell he was a little leery of us especially of my friend who tried to get him to flex all the time but after a few months he was like hey guys you want to go get burger? I hope he is ok; there is always camwhoring to fall back on if you’re built like that.
But he thought we were sissies and made us do girl weights all the time, no dumbbells over 25 lbs lots of reps.
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Haha yeah before last year I split a personal trainer with a friend of mine.
The things you people do for kicks. I thought you were supposed to stop when they start bleeding.
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The things you people do for kicks. I thought you were supposed to stop when they start bleeding.
Nothing but a mud flood bb 😤
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I once pushed the fattest boy in school out of a window. I nearly put my back out shoving him through but nobody gave me any credit, they just called me a horrible cunt. Still, we laughed about it when I went to visit him in hospital: well, I was laughing; he made a sort of gurgling noise but it was difficult to tell underneath all that plaster. To show I bore the fat bastard no hard feelings I even went to his funeral. I had to leave school shortly after that due to racial prejudice.
Dude, you are fucking awesome ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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It hurts the next day all right so I think it's working, and at first I couldn't do any. Just you wait, by summer I will be prancing all over town in my new Michael Decon tank top and when awestruck people ask I will tell them "oh that is papi, you have to hear him and his thick and smexy glottal stops."
Take heart, You’ll Get Stronger From Lifting Weights After a Few Workouts
https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/how-long-does-it-take-to-put-on-muscle/?utm_source=pocket-newtab
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I read it and am totally skeptical. Figure he is messing with us as I am confident he was one of those National Honor Society/Student Council types. Strutting around the halls with his nose in the air like a dehydrated Mussolini and deeply embedded in the smart chick clique because he was harmless. Now I could make a post about my High School woes that would be grounded in reality but who would care?
Do you actually think so? I don't know why. Despite my jaded self- I tend to believe him...
Well, one day the stupid virus will be over and I will be out west. I will cross the boarder and spot him at one of the riots mostly peaceful protests that I plan on attending...
*There was actually one person from another forum who I met. I was going through Ohio, and she was available to grab a bite. There would have been two others (ironically, gay men in DC), but it just never worked out. Am I an idiot / reckless? I also would have driven to meet one of the BG members when he was in western Canada- but timing and location were not possible.
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Am I an idiot?
Hmm (scratches chin thoughtfully). If you need any help coming to a conclusion I'm here for you, babycakes.
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Hmm (scratches chin thoughtfully). If you need any help coming to a conclusion I'm here for you, babycakes.
Go ahead. No need to hide it behind that rather threadbare veil...
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Go ahead. No need to hide it behind that rather threadbare veil...
Ugh! Now I'm getting horrific mental images of K_Dubb prancing around like Salome in front of an extremely reluctant Herod.
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Ugh! Now I'm getting horrific mental images of K_Dubb prancing around like Salome in front of an extremely reluctant Herod.
That's just like you, MoAz. Now that image is prancing around in me head, too. Bless you, considering it's K_Dubb . . . mmmmm. Sweet dreams for me tonight. ;D :-*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ0_uEBLUdI
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No, papi is just normal. Here, I will tell you a story:
When I was a kid, I had normal friends -- I still remember their names. Four of them, Alex, Kenny, Scott, and Phil a little English boy who wore shorts, up through sixth grade, the kind of boys who probably play with legos and imagine things a little longer than most, that is all. But starting Junior High, they suddenly all pretended they didn't know me any more. I was wrecked. That's when the shoving and throwing and name-calling started, too.
A few years ago my brother dug out some old videos he took one Christmas about that time, and in one I am proudly showing off my hamster. Big, dramatic voice, good eye contact, charming -- I was a disgusting little queen. This was about the same time my dad stopped insisting I go to church, too. (For all the mouth-breathers out there, you can very well hatch a babygay in perfect innocence, shut off from pop culture, without a Jew in sight unless you count the ones in the Bible. Just look at Mormon families who hatch them by the dozens; your stricter sects are virtual homo factories.)
For the rest of school I was a total outcast, no friends at all except this one worldly-wise patchouli-smelling girl who was just being nice. But I was a good student and some of those teachers were very indulgent with me and I ate up history and literature instead of cartoons and movies, which is why I am such a retard. There were only a couple teachers who really hated me, especially (of course) the music teacher and choir director, total closet homo. But from the other kids I got nothing but abuse. I am a tough little faggot and was determined not to let them see me hurt or weak; it's only in the past few years I have noticed that I begin to flinch normally when startled. But you can still hear the toll to my confidence in my voice: low, careful, mostly monotone, not dramatic at all.
Those are very important years for developing self-image and while other kids preened in the mirror I avoided them, convinced I was an ugly wretch who needn't bother. Now of course I am a total peacock but it's different as a clumsy adult to try to build yourself up again. I will always be a little socially retarded, not unlike how you read about people with ass burgers.
A bunch of kids from my school went to the same college and I was in one class with a guy a year older than I was, a tall, tan basketball star with curly hair a little too long, absolutely gorgeous and fawned over, and you can imagine my utter shock when he came over and sat by me all friendly-like. Of course he had no reason to know I even existed back in school but now that we were thrown together in a strange place he was all like hey wassup and I barely knew how to speak his language.
I realized then that the persecution was all in my head, that there were really only four or five kids who bothered and a bunch of others who just looked away, and a social environment provided by adults where that sort of abuse was seen as a beneficial corrective, like albrecht's love for casual brutality, where I should be grateful they taught me toughness and resilience. Fuck all that. I don't remember any of those kids' names anyway.
But the tall, sweet basketball player who was so kind to me and didn't give a fuck what anyone else thought, though was hideous and stooping and could barely look people in the eye -- that was a papi. I still remember his name, Neil. God bless him. I will love him until I die.
Playing psychologist- you said at the start that "Papi is just normal." You then went on to tell us about the normal kids you knew. The ones who pretended not to know you. By the end, you compare Papi to Neil. Perhaps Neil was a "papi". But the papi of radio fame is first compared to the normals.
Just pointing out an interesting disconnect. FWIW, I think he is probably closer the worlds "normals" than the world's "Neils." Want my proof? Look at the BS between him and Azz. That ain't no Neil.
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... Sweet dreams for me tonight. ;D :-*
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=30.0;attach=63;image)
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Playing psychologist- you said at the start that "Papi is just normal." You then went on to tell us about the normal kids you knew. The ones who pretended not to know you. By the end, you compare Papi to Neil. Perhaps Neil was a "papi". But the papi of radio fame is first compared to the normals.
Just pointing out an interesting disconnect. FWIW, I think he is probably closer the worlds "normals" than the world's "Neils." Want my proof? Look at the BS between him and Azz. That ain't no Neil.
I would argue that my elementary-school friends were normal at the time in that a deep cultural distinction had not yet been drawn between them and me that precluded association. They had not yet learned that anything was wrong with me.
As for bunny and papi, I love them both dearly but I like it when they fight. Shreddie shows me no mercy, nor should he.
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Michael Decon's Friday Night Extravaganza
CALL (424) 666-2425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-I_kvASc0U
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Michael Decon's Friday Night Extravaganza
CALL (424) 666-2425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-I_kvASc0U
Let me stand in for Dubb as he appears to be absent.
AAyyyeeee!!!! Pappi, your here! ;D
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Howdy!!!! Pappy, i reckon yer back! 🤠
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Extravaganza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hootenanny!!!!!!!!!!!
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More like Hackenanny.
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AAAUGH i missed it 💔
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AAAUGH i missed it 💔
A bad boyfriend you are.
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A bad boyfriend you are.
The absolute worst :-\ but I am listening with my coffee.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkK85k_yc-E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkK85k_yc-E
Amen. This is the true Gospel, and always has been.
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Amen. This is the true Gospel, and always has been.
Based and Lesbian pilled
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBSEEtatkD4
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Malaysia Flight 370 is the topic on Decon's End of Days tonight. Might be interesting. Too bad I'm probably still banned in chat though. :'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-7cfchfsI
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The same is every show with him: Hacky Hackerton floats softball questions up his guest’s ass.
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The same is every show with him: Hacky Hackerton floats softball questions up his guest’s ass.
Now here you are dogging another supposed boyfriend of mine.
(https://i.ibb.co/FgNV0Mh/louishmmmm.gif)
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Malaysia Flight 370 is the topic on Decon's End of Days tonight. Might be interesting. Too bad I'm probably still banned in chat though. :'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-7cfchfsI
It's underwater somewhere. Adventures with Purpose will pull it out with a tow truck and show off the bones to everyone soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOarqY2r8DQ
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Malaysia Flight 370 is the topic on Decon's End of Days tonight. Might be interesting. Too bad I'm probably still banned in chat though. :'(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK-7cfchfsI
I'm sorry. I can't bring myself to do it. First, I just don't really care about the flight. Second, I have a tough time believing that the truth will be revealed on a potcast* with "dozens of listeners. I would trust Lasha to gaze into her crystal ball or consult her tarot cards to discover the fate of the flight as much as whatever was revealed here.
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I'm sorry. I can't bring myself to do it. First, I just don't really care about the flight. Second, I have a tough time believing that the truth will be revealed on a potcast* with "dozens of listeners. I would trust Lasha to gaze into her crystal ball or consult her tarot cards to discover the fate of the flight as much as whatever was revealed here.
It is a subject that I find interesting but the guest had one of those male ANZAC accents that really grate on me.
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https://youtu.be/4MVXVrRsfS0
-COL Manly
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Are you ready for the Cinco de Mayo Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFLihlCOXjQ
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Are you ready for the Cinco de Mayo Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFLihlCOXjQ
Woo hoo! Was listening to your buddy Dietrich.
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Shocking Allegations & Listener E-Mails
CALL Decon at (424) 666-2425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rM8JTx5uy0
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Thanks for the warning papi ❤️ 👅
(I feel bad sexually harassing heem on tweeter 🥺 so I put it here)
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Call Michael Decon @ (424) 666-2425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17qgZ3_Ac2M
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😈🇳🇴❤️🇲🇽🧑🏻🌾
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(https://i.ibb.co/JdnrqHr/helppapi2.jpg)
papi i will save u! (https://i.ibb.co/JHhwTvt/louisboxing.gif)
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papi i will save u! (https://i.ibb.co/JHhwTvt/louisboxing.gif)
What if the culprit is Big Jim Fetzer's goiter? Would you still go toe-to-toe with it?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zwTq3hqZyjw/UhDeFaadrTI/AAAAAAAABJU/604UXwOf7js/s1600/images.jpeg)
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😈🇳🇴❤️🇲🇽🧑🏻🌾
Is this the infamous "papi?"
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Is this the infamous "papi?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXJpRQYdow4
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What if the culprit is Big Jim Fetzer's goiter? Would you still go toe-to-toe with it?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zwTq3hqZyjw/UhDeFaadrTI/AAAAAAAABJU/604UXwOf7js/s1600/images.jpeg)
I would drop kick that fucker like whatever it is when they serve the pigskin to the other team in football!!!!!
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Is this the infamous "papi?"
It ees, it ees! So handsome 👀 that adorable forearm ❤️!
I used to have a Tejano-most-definitely-not-Mexican boyfriend who was whiter than me (he is the one who spent a year at Oxford on some foreign relations program, wore gowns and ate Eton Mess), pretended not to know a word of Spanish though he was from New Mexico, he used to haaate it when I called heem that 🤬 so of course I did eet all the time, I am so rotten 🥺
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It ees, it ees! So handsome 👀 that adorable forearm ❤️!
I'm going to offer some advice. Straight men are often threatened by a woman who is more successful than them, or one who can shoulder press more than them.
Keeping the above in mind, might I suggest that you downgrade to a pair of 30's for your should press exercises? It might be a little less threatening to your crush... I'm sure the dynamics might be the same male/male. :P
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I used to have a Tejano-most-definitely-not-Mexican boyfriend who was whiter than me (he is the one who spent a year at Oxford on some foreign relations program, wore gowns and ate Eton Mess), pretended not to know a word of Spanish though he was from New Mexico, he used to haaate it when I called heem that 🤬 so of course I did eet all the time, I am so rotten 🥺
I had to look up Tejano. Is it pronounced Tee Jan Oh? (I was a tossup. Go to Oxford to study Eengleesh or ask questions on Azzgab...) As for wearing gowns- are we talking dressing gowns around the house, or high class evening gowns in public?
Given your rotten streak, I'm surprised you did not bake him some Vincente Fox cookies...
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I'm going to offer some advice. Straight men are often threatened by a woman who is more successful than them, or one who can shoulder press more than them.
Keeping the above in mind, might I suggest that you downgrade to a pair of 30's for your should press exercises? It might be a little less threatening to your crush... I'm sure the dynamics might be the same male/male. :P
But I am so smol and shy!!! I think papi broke somebody’s knee or something in jujitsu. I am sure that, if we were to wrestle, he would always ween. I wouldn’t mind 👅
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I had to look up Tejano. Is it pronounced Tee Jan Oh? (I was a tossup. Go to Oxford to study Eengleesh or ask questions on Azzgab...) As for wearing gowns- are we talking dressing gowns around the house, or high class evening gowns in public?
Given your rotten streak, I'm surprised you did not bake him some Vincente Fox cookies...
It is tayHAno, means in this case his family is old, goes back to before 1840 or so in Texas, not recent immigrants, even though they have Spanish surnames. They are the Texan equivalent of the DAR or Daughters of the Confederacy, society snobs. His dad was some muckymuck in politics there, hardly saw him at all, I had to tie his ties for heem 😂
Now he is gay-married to some old fatty in Denver where he moved to be a lawyer 🤪 he had a little tummy when I knew heem but I bet he is full-on hawg now.
Academic gowns are like what we wear for graduation, they have to wear them to eat in one of the dining halls there.
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Academic gowns are like what we wear for graduation, they have to wear them to eat in one of the dining halls there.
Ye gods. Imagine the mustard stains.
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It is tayHAno, means in this case his family is old, goes back to before 1840 or so in Texas, not recent immigrants, even though they have Spanish surnames. They are the Texan equivalent of the DAR or Daughters of the Confederacy, society snobs. His dad was some muckymuck in politics there, hardly saw him at all, I had to tie his ties for heem 😂
Now he is gay-married to some old fatty in Denver where he moved to be a lawyer 🤪 he had a little tummy when I knew heem but I bet he is full-on hawg now.
Academic gowns are like what we wear for graduation, they have to wear them to eat in one of the dining halls there.
It sounds much more manly if you call it a "smock."
So, I am to assume that he is now a young fatty (who wears a smock) married to an old fatty (who may or may not wear gowns.) Sounds like a good match.
As for wrestling Myke... Don't sweat it. If he agrees, do it on home turf. Hoist those 45's above your head and bring them down on his leg. Fair warning... You may need to help him lift them off so he is not pinned there for hours... :o
*Do the Tejano tend to look down their noses at recent immigrants? If so, is it both legal and illegal- or the illegal variety only?
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It sounds much more manly if you call it a "smock."
So, I am to assume that he is now a young fatty (who wears a smock) married to an old fatty (who may or may not wear gowns.) Sounds like a good match.
As for wrestling Myke... Don't sweat it. If he agrees, do it on home turf. Hoist those 45's above your head and bring them down on his leg. Fair warning... You may need to help him lift them off so he is not pinned there for hours... :o
*Do the Tejano tend to look down their noses at recent immigrants? If so, is it both legal and illegal- or the illegal variety only?
Oh no papi ees very strong! He has 45-lb. dumbbells of his own, that is how I knew to buy them when he said he stubbed his toe on one.
Yes, that was the whole reason he got mad when I called him papi and when I admired his jet black hair and his profile and told him that it looked just like the warriors in the frescoes of Teotihuacan, because their culture tries so hard to separate itself from Mexico :( We used to fight all the time just like me and Shreddie, it was 🔥 I am sure he is a great lawyer down there in Denver.
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Oh no papi ees very strong! He has 45-lb. dumbbells of his own, that is how I knew to buy them when he said he stubbed his toe on one.
Stubbed his toe? So they reside on the floor unable to be lifted onto the rack. Perhaps he should invite you over to get them off the floor and save his other toes a cruel fate?
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I hope this is not another of Rubini's japes >:(
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🔥🔥🔥 🚒
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I hope this is not another of Rubini's japes >:(
I'll immediately see what I can immediately do immediately about having someone accuse me of lying about working with him immediately. (A more ennui-instilling task, it cannot be imagined, hence all of the urgency.)
Having said that: break a leg.
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I'll immediately see what I can immediately do immediately about having someone accuse me of lying about working with him immediately. (A more ennui-instilling task, it cannot be imagined, hence all of the urgency.)
Having said that: break a leg.
Jacky I have yet to see either of you magicians conjure anything but fuckery. You may not be working together but for all practical purposes you are on the same side.
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I was seriously hoping he would go this route, but afraid to suggest it to heem since my interest is unabashedly prurient and he might think I was creeping too much. I wondered why he did not do it, he is hella cute enough, I would watch him read me the phonebook! But I did get excited when he said he shaved his beard, thought this might be in the works.
The only reason I can figure why he didn’t do it sooner is that video is a lot of extra work, you can’t just flip it on all rumpled with day-worn clothes and hair that flops and crumbs down your front. You have to freshen up, and he might not want to do that on a Saturday evening. Plus cameras add about twenty pounds and unless you are regularly exercising to keep it off you might as well forget it. I think he needs a live-in producer and workout buddy to plan with and pick his tv clothes and undo an extra button so the ladies have something to look at and fluff his hair and make sure he has beers and sweep up if he decides to pitch an empty across the room 😜
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(https://i.ibb.co/ynSjChJ/papiteevee.png)
I hope this is not another of Rubini's japes >:(
Oh goodie! It was just earlier on today that I was musing to myself that there is a conspicuous lack of arrogant jackasses on youtube. I believe this to be caused by the high barriers to entry requiring a webcam and mic.*
Does this mean that Myke is now officially in competition with Senda for viewers?
*To be fair, I was also getting concerned with the lack of opinionated bastards on message boards...
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I haven't caught an End Of Days show in a long time. It never pops up on youtube anymore maybe i need to re-sub 🤔
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His last show was 3 weeks ago, did Decon do an Art Bell?
(https://i.postimg.cc/sxK4s9bK/decon.jpg)
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His last show was 3 weeks ago, did Decon do an Art Bell?
(https://i.postimg.cc/sxK4s9bK/decon.jpg)
Perhaps a better phrasing would be "did Deacon do a Vandeeven?"
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Oh goodie! It was just earlier on today that I was musing to myself that there is a conspicuous lack of arrogant jackasses on youtube. I believe this to be caused by the high barriers to entry requiring a webcam and mic.*
Does this mean that Myke is now officially in competition with Senda for viewers?
*To be fair, I was also getting concerned with the lack of opinionated bastards on message boards...
Well I don't know if it will be youtube, it's possible the smart thing to do would be to offer a video feed on Patreon where if we send enough donations he will take off his shirt 👅
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His last show was 3 weeks ago, did Decon do an Art Bell?
(https://i.postimg.cc/sxK4s9bK/decon.jpg)
No papi is back on Saturday with my erstwhile countryman Ole Dammegård!
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Jacky I have yet to see either of you magicians conjure anything but fuckery.
When you've done something right, sometimes people won't know that you've done anything at all.
If someone shows up and starts throwing sticks, sometimes people still won't know that I've done anything at all, but I deserved it.
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You’re tearing me APART!!
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When you've done something right, sometimes people won't know that you've done anything at all.
If someone shows up and starts throwing sticks, sometimes people still won't know that I've done anything at all, but I deserved it.
nnns nnnnsssd nnnnsss
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Ye gods. Imagine the mustard stains.
When you've done something right, sometimes people won't know that you've done anything at all.
If someone shows up and starts throwing sticks, sometimes people still won't know that I've done anything at all, but I deserved it.
nnns nnnnsssd nnnnsss
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_L6pDyjqqsvY/R066K8dX9wI/AAAAAAAAJTQ/L7lC4LdudoY/s400/sunni+shia.jpg)
Sunni?
-COL Manly
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When you've done something right, sometimes people won't know that you've done anything at all.
If someone shows up and starts throwing sticks LASAGNA, sometimes people still won't know that I've done anything at all, but I deserved it.
I STAND BY THESE STATEMENTS CLICK
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Call the Michael Decon Program @ 424-666-2425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGTobD8XS90
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I just took a huge Michael Decon.
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I suggest you take him to Red Lobster.
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It smells in here. ???
Oh, that’s Decon’s show. :D
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I cleaned up a little Decon on the boulevard this morning. Musta been that damn mutt next door.
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uhh, Based?
(https://i.postimg.cc/8C2Dj9JS/lil-nas-x-gay.jpg)
https://youtu.be/oA7eOZ3d8ts
#Jack-DeekBot
#Not2Shabboty
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Too bad I'm probably still banned in chat though. :'(
https://youtube.com/shorts/tdWgArrPN-A?si=yPTlRM1x7Tng7Hw3
I distinctly remember considering if someone could be held hostage so adroitly, so adeptly, that it would somehow never be a forum state in presentation of its mirror. Or something, blah blah blah.
As we will never know if I would have also thought you fetid as well as gravid, I will be setting an alarm to prepaid red karmic hello to recall for a brief moment: q I want to die looking up at the elephants anyway, and the Moon, and this is Çey-Tealpha FIVE.
Iowa Florida security f*** I can't say it. I'm not really doing security if I'm unless I'm Luna but I'm hopeful, sorry I couldn't be no more helpful left. Sorr
https://youtu.be/oA7eOZ3d8ts
#Jack-DeekBot
They say the cameras add ten pounds.
#Not2Shabboty
Per dingbat pervert RoboThot¹⁰ī\!∅T∆U`•îTî•trπ•ZErNd∅D
I remember now. I remember being hated. I can't remember what it was for. I just remember being excluded and hatred spilling out all around me as harpy harpsichord chord-hearted harpy vvî⭕îre-h∞res hooted and hollered. I think maybe I went too far for that set of laughs.
Two whore, too far; two tents, too knee-á tuna Serra s‘Heir. Oh fuck I proposed to Cher last nice. She is Sow🅰️🅿️👁️Ⓜ️rπ and accidental death by embarrassment is one of those unjust outcomes that are much less fun to prepare for than they are to experience.
Hey, here's an idea; get your ass out of my house and go to work while your daughter fucks my brains out. Both. (Standards.) Hands (off) knives out B¡†cīī§🍁lEAF!
You can S.C.R.A M. the reactor while blowing Quualuudez for all I give a single ripe wet fuck for all I give a toss; try to avoid destroying any evidence of your dozen-or-so years of insufferably dingbat-centric conduct.
I remember that you were all extremely dismissive and furiously angry that you had to be anywhere near me to at all while accessing your screeching exactly never, as your content was always whitelisted and in fact was not once ever preferable to heavy sustained audio feedback cross-patched with bullet vibe time distortion and doubled up on sleep apnea meds with extra fat, extra whiney resting bitchface fat-fag T- tease.
I told you that it told me that īT all works out and ewe should go do that while I smoke all your drugs and shit off your deck. Or do you have a balcony? I honestly cannot imagine any less care or concern then just shitting into your father's mouth after you “accidentally” deliver yourselves into series of cascading cerebral images culminating into a group vomit shot into a fishbowl rather than spewing more of your lies to explain where the f*** you're talking about, you're lying thieves and hunting cunt bigot-ass faggots (looks good on you though) who are welcome to snatch your own brats to groom your own hot hair blowing out your ass.
And then one day: my knife appears in your chest and I already don't even know why. Your content is immemorable gaslighting weak tea and I hope you love being popular for killing your own mother you told me to drop fucking and stop remembering so you and that stupid milksop whore who thought she was your mother decided killing each other while fucking each other to death made for better content than Bails and I doing Santeria divination with your actual bowels and eviscerate because now that you have found out that you are her killer, dumbass, your own fucking mother that you turned into your own fucking whore, I can finally tell you the truth about how we really feel: I would have loved you even without being forced into making a solemn vow by the woman you shat all over and killed, and you can keep shitting all over what's left of her now for all I care.
DEA: Peter Pan using the rhythm method with the Morton’s salt girl would be a more effective contraceptive action than anything you've ever done. You deliberately ran down the timers without intending to inform me of anything at all so you could watch me locked out by your own stupid milksop hoor high on enough smack to not notice you were in a new body. IDGAF. Sell it with the acid and put someone's daughter in prison.
These are friendly suggestions. Go f*** yourself with a rusty weapon. That's an order. Also your mother's a w****. So you lie to her yourself.
When I see you I'm going to mug you and take all your f****** money and leave you in a f****** gutter. There's your f****** homosex agenda, a******. Take a picture of it. F****** your mother in a gutter if you want it to last longer.
You deserve it. And if any of you primitive screwheads ever, ever tell me to stop smoking anything ever again, I'm going to rape your mother to death with your own dick. Welcome back home. Caught c*** cutter *click*