I am sure K_Dubb has seen this but just in case.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgpPfHcqSfk
Grand Torino (https://ww.go123movies.io/movie/gran-torino/)
Walt Kowalski reminds me of every shop teacher I had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsXHVC8wM1M
So why is Moby Dick, a classic of American literature and wholly without bad language or sex, age restricted and Mars Attacks which starts out with cattle being burned alive and full of scenes of people being vaporized not?
So why is Moby Dick, a classic of American literature and wholly without bad language or sex, age restricted and Mars Attacks which starts out with cattle being burned alive and full of scenes of people being vaporized not?
WAN,
https://tubitv.com/movies/595080/communion
I managed to get it to start after giving my birthday information to them... Totally free.
You are welcome. As a thanQ, you could do a "Davey & Goliath"-style review of it for me and the rest of the kids.
Christopher Walken, should've gotten an Oscar for this one. I don't think he was even nominated that year....
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An hour 47 minutes! Hoo boy. I can try but it will have to be done in chunks.
In 1960, a military test pilot is caught in a time warp that propels him to year 2024 where he finds a plague has sterilized the world's population.
I hope you only get cancer in your anus.
That leaves a lot to be desired.
Desires can be installed like clockwork, Nubsauce (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nubsauce).
The Last Man is an apocalyptic, dystopian science fiction novel by Mary Shelley, which was first published in 1826. The book describes a future Earth at the time of the late 21st century, ravaged by a new pandemic of a mysterious disease which quickly sweeps across the world, ultimately resulting in the near-extinction of all humanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNYg4YWkp0k
Sartre: Hell is other people
The Audition (1999) was recommended by bateman. Remember him?
https://archive.org/details/Audition_201702
Not for the faint of heart.
Dennis Hopper's first lead role. And Jack Parsons' wife as the "Sea Witch".
So, actual amateur hour. I don't want to hear about passed “Ow, rocks & shit!” right now.
https://youtu.be/0Tv5shB4Gg0
I actually "own" (in a virtual sense) this movie on some platform or another. I want to say it was "Ultraviolet", "Ultraviolent" or some other such defunct "cloud storage" type place.
Certainly, I have it on a physical media storage format. I cannot recall if it is BetaMax, LaserDisk or 35mm Filmstock? Anyway, it is an important piece of filmography worthy of watching.
I actually "Re-Viewed" it again last night, the "Welcome to CostCo, I love you" part still delivers:
https://youtu.be/Z8zNsUTWsOc
Dr. Lexus also:
https://youtu.be/tFfTludf0SU
A "Modern Classic" if you can stomach that sort of thing.
Be sure to watch to the end of the credits. <---spoiler
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Life is an obscure hobo thumbing a ride on the omnibus of art.
Go ahead and sleep your bloody heads off.
https://youtu.be/KBNTWzbcuuk
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https://youtu.be/N_jGOKYHxaQ
https://archive.org/details/soylentgreen_201907
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Not presently (to my knowledge) free anywhere right now:
https://youtu.be/CiCDnG_AdmA
But it does surface as a free (w/ads) selection on various platforms on occasion. I think I last saw it on GogTube that way, Nautical Shore.
It stands well on its own, but some familiarity with Sid & Marty Kroft's strange brand of television productions circa 1970s aids in proper digestion...
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Not presently (to my knowledge) free anywhere right now:
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But it does surface as a free (w/ads) selection on various platforms on occasion.
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The planet, we are informed, is warming. The ice caps are melting.
Climates are changing. Scientists blame factory smokestacks, car exhausts and the destruction of the rain forests. “The Arrival” has a more terrifying hypothesis to explain the phenomenon. In the great paranoid tradition of science fiction, the discovery of this possibility is made by one man who cannot get anyone to listen to him and who grows desperate as the establishment slams its doors.
It has a chilling hypothesis: Earth is being “terraformed” by an alien species that would prefer the planet a little warmer before it moves in.
“The Arrival” gives its aliens credit for reasoning that we might almost be tempted to agree with. “We're just finishing what you started,” referring to the smokestacks, auto exhausts, rain forests and so on. “What would have taken you 100 years will only take us 10.”
https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/Battle-Royale-Director-s-Cut-/302481
Excellent!
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One of Larry Buchanan's first films, so don't expect the polish and complex character interactions of his later work, like "Mars Needs Women" or "Zontar, the Thing from Venus."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0isH8D5Lcs
Item - Take one modern setting such a Las Vegas and tell a story of vampirism set there. Item - Add one eccentric, cynical reporter out for a good story with a great personality. Item - Add supporting characters that are interesting. Item - Add a fine cast headed by Darren McGavin as the relentless reporter Carl Kolchak. and Simon Oakland as the head of the newspaper Kolchak works for. Also add great supporting stars such as Barry Atwater, Larry Linville, and Claude Akins. Item - Have one of the kings of horror fiction...Richard Mathseon write a script based on the excellent novel by Jeff Rice. Item - Add the final ingredient of artful direction and you have one great movie that was made for television and that spawned a sequel and a television series on the title character. The Night Stalker is easily one of the best horror films ever made and certainly one of the best ever produced for television.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbp1du33l0c
REMEMBER THE NIGHT is a well-written comedy-drama that is unjustly ignored as one of the Christmas packages of annual holiday delights, not as well known as the most famous treasures of revivals, such as Frank Capra's IT'S A WONDEERFUL LIFE (1946) for example. Like IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, REMEMBER THE NIGHT blends comedy with sentimentality. It also has its moments of darkness ...
Anyone tired of the overplaying of the same Christmas movies presented on TV year after year, and looking for something new and different from Hollywood's golden age, and worthy of rewatchability, REMEMBER THE NIGHT is the one worth seeing.
One of the most obscure films produced by classic Hollywood. It's Tyrone Power in the role of his life and the tragedy of an ambitious circus apprentice becoming a con artist and gradually turning into a pseudo-religious guru. Both director Edmund Goulding (Grand Hotel, Dark Victory) and writer W.L. Gresham committed suicide, and one can smell suicide in this gem of a film, that is the story of the embezzlement of a gift. That circus operates as a good metaphor of the B-system Hollywood of the 40's, where geeks worked side by sided with geniuses. The tarot cards foresee the worst: there's a geek in every man's soul, no matter how big one can be, a downfall no imposed `happy ending' can hide. In this nightmare populated by fun-fairs, alcoholism and eccentric millionaires obsessed with the deceased, the film version makes use of the essential from the source novel and provides the best invention: an unscrupulous psychiatrist who records her patients on tape and then blackmails them, a device that Brian de Palma himself would have be proud of.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039661/
Under 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to me to pee hands in a won't go in the tree.
(I'm told you're going to understand what this means.
I hope that there will be no war.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbp1du33l0c
Cool space monster parody. ;D
WINNY.
Cool space monster parody. ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N518Xt42jyQ
https://youtu.be/pjnvHkypdMk
https://youtu.be/woAM-OgThvs
https://youtu.be/m_CQD6z9Gtk
Totes recommended.
https://youtu.be/96SaTcCccJcMethStar
*: You'd be amazed by what a Sourceror can learn... just by driving around town.
Seriously, I don't time this shit: it just happens.
https://youtu.be/-OjzW2ZvSZQ
If you want me to be honest, it's basically one of the best goddam movies everwrittenproduced. G-ddam. Check it out. You'll be glad you did.
You'll have dinner first; won't you, Dear? ;)
https://youtu.be/-OjzW2ZvSZQ
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If you want me to be honest, it's basically one of the best goddam movies everwrittenproduced. G-ddam. Check it out. You'll be glad you did.
I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself
I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.
I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.
I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.
BTW, I'M (WE ARE) RECORDING ALL YOUR PHONE CALLS VIA DIGITAL AUDIO SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.
Some positive affirmations might help.
I HOPE YOU WILL GET MEAT COLI POISON AND FUCKING DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE!
THERE ARE MORE VALUABLE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET WHO CAN USE THE OXYGEN THAT YOU ARE WASTING
You should telephone me. In about five minutes.
Bupkis.
You should telephone me.
(Blank)
SO YOU FINALLY TOOK THE FROZEN CAT OF YOURS, THE ONE THAT YOU KILLED COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, OUT OF THE FREZER.
REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE TRYING TO BLAME MIEAW'S TRIBE (OR HER SONS) FOR KILLING YOUR STINKING CAT BECAUSE ITS STENCH WAS DRIVING AWAY ALL THE WILD GAME THAT THEY WERE TRYING TO HUNT FOR THE WINTER SEASON MEAT HARVEST.
YET IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED YOUR KITTY, BECAUSE YOU RATHER SPEND THE MONEY ON HEROIN AND CRACK THEN ON YOUR CAT'S FOOD AND LITTER SAND.
AND NOW YOU EXPOSED YOURSELF, YOU'RE GOING TO EAT YOUR BELOVED CAT, RAW. YOU GOT SO POOR AND DESPERATE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE FUR.
WRAP IT AROUND YOUR DICK TO KEEP IT FROM GETTING LIMP. YOU'RE VERY DISGUSTING PERVERT.
BTW, I'M (WE ARE) RECORDING ALL YOUR PHONE CALLS VIA DIGITAL AUDIO SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.
Roman Holiday (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046250/) (1953)
I fell asleep and GooTube showed it to me on the Autoplay. Peck is a reporter & Hepburn is some Moroccan princess visiting Rome. She runs off to be a "normie" & skeezy Peck runs into her. He leads her astray
Needles.
The Lost Boys (1987)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/mfxi7gWtYMR6/
Thank you, I shall see it.
Takes place in this year, 2022. ;)(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/63894281/oh-its-true-its-damn-true.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_kbECzNnnk(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/63894281/oh-its-true-its-damn-true.jpg)
One stock on my swingtrade watchlist ZIVO Spoiler alert : THAT AINT ALGAE (https://www.zivobioscience.com/)
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THX-1138
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George Lucas’ first movie based on his film school final project. A cautionary tale of a dystopian future.
Shallow Grave 1994 (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111149/)
...
cautionary tale
Drawing a blank.
Cram it, Vader Jr.! >:(
"Always hold the high ground."
"Where does C-3PO get that paint?"
"Just close your eyes and swing, Kid; you're the key bloodline in a crux event involving multiple convergent hyper-dimensional realities, and you're gonna make it. Somehow. I don't care how. Here, put this bucket on your head and go stand in the corner: it's dangerous to stand next to you. Go stand over there. GO STAND ALONE & SWING. I'm gonna sit here and get blasted with Chewbacca. Go on, no, I don't have to train you. I don't need to train you. You're gonna go on a suicide mission against impossible odds and somehow end up surviving. I don't care about your friends, Water Farmer. You don't have any friends, and any poor saps anywhere near you and all your family are all gonna die by the end of it all anyway. Shaka, when the walls fell. They're even gonna blow up your droid, Kid. They'll slam it into a wall or something. Trust Me--I'm a Jedi Master, Kiddo, just shut the fuck up and listen: I'm gonna sit over here with the Wookie."
Yeah. We're gonna play Chess. Just keep that bucket on your head, Kid-O. GO AWAY."
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This is your cautionary tail.
because of all the herpes
Five
Five Deadly Venoms (1978)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Iwcdq5xqXfB/
Original soundtrack and subtitles make for an entirely different experience.
https://youtu.be/znPXlUgcMWA
La Casa de Papel was a key example of this.
What might be the percentage viewing preference in the American audience?
I’m not sure what you’re asking here.
Would you rather watch a foreign film schlubbed into American english or with the original soundtrack and clear subtitles?
Probably the latter but it depends. I think I only ever saw this one (and most martial arts flicks) dubbed but when it comes to a more artistic flick, like Tampopo subtitles only.
Did you ever see Netflix series Money Heist (La Casa de Papel), by any chance, and if so dubbed or subtitled? The American dubbed version completely lost its flavour IMO.
Can anybody explain the last 5-10min of 2001?
No, I don’t have Netflix
Hard pass.
The Man Who Would Be King (1975)
While they’re very different movies they share a similar theme:
https://youtu.be/4s0M6LlqBNc
Prove it.
You're welcome to peruse my Telegram chat history. It is a fuckin’ laugh riot ;) sample will follow.
sample will follow.
No, thanks.
I’m not into gay porn.
Prove it.
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Good. I'm not into it all, unless this counts.
It does.
Slap my ass and call me Sally.
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I couldn't find it for free on the web because I'm not DTF. YMMV
I couldn't find it for free on the web because I'm not DTF. YMMV
Good. I'm not into it all, unless this counts.
Altered States (1980)
I miss those old simian buddy movies
https://youtu.be/DpF4MoeeBVI
Be sure to enable subtitles.
A womanizing CIA agent
Whore.
Moonfall 2022.
-CPM
Did you see Pontypool?
Godspell (1973)
I was home sick that day. Pass.
What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s ahappenin.
I'm testing the boundaries of my environment by exploring them. It's what men do. You probably heard.
Real men don't need a dog to go exploring.
Oh, go fuck a cat in the ass.
I would prefer not to -- as my preference on such activities hasn't changed since the last opportunity I had offered to me whilst in lockup.
That being said, my spiritual guru explained to me that there is something going on behind the scenes that I am blissfully unaware of, and this circumstance is slated to be due for a long overdue upcoming change.
So, I'm just going to keep right on eating my own boogers and drinking pilsner. (it is Saturday after all.) nyahh nyahh nyahh, save the cat ass for another hero, I'm tapping OWE YOU TEA.
Would you rather fuck a cat in the ass or your grandmother? ???
Lighten up, Falkie.
Choose one.
Light.
Huh...I guess he doesn’t like to fuck. :-\
Huh...I guess he doesn’t like to fuck. :-\
OnlyPaladins.com
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)https://youtu.be/pUwNzQ6fqXY
Martin Scorcesse
https://www.bitchute.com/video/YWf73bVWnvgi/
The First Temptation Of Deanna's FEETS!
#CIMMMMMMMM
:)
Your mom’s a whore and you’re a faggot.
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)
Martin Scorcesse
Good. Good. Let the kalkulus throw flu through you.
totesimmune. FLY BOY MONKEYS, FLY
His mom sure calls him enough, don’t you think?
Martin Scorcesse
don’t you think?
Your mom’s a whore and you’re a faggot.
#CIMMMMMMMM
:)
Hardly at all, Prada Junky.
I don’t know how to read Russian.
... Sophomoric.
Turd.
Look, as long as it's pie...
Based on the novel "Roadside Picnic" by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. The Zone that arose on Earth for unknown reasons attracts attention with inexplicable phenomena that occur there. A rumor has spread that in the center of the Zone there is something that gives a person everything he wants. But staying in the Zone is deadly, and therefore it is strictly guarded. There, each for their own reasons, the Writer and the Professor go, the Stalker leads them to the mysterious center, feeling and understanding the Zone...
Huh...I guess he doesn’t like to fuck. :-\
:-\
What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s ahappenin.
... as a university psychologist who performs an experiment on how far the average person would torture someone else at the behest of an authority figure. Totally implausible,..
Welcome to Clown World, BrOJ...
Aawww, that's cute. You're a -greeter- now. Are you giving out sippy cups at the door too? No, it's okay, you can keep yours.
Nine tenths, anyway.
https://youtu.be/cBDkJ-Nc3Ig
Welcome to Clown World, BrOJ...
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Hopefully this classic:
https://youtu.be/BD5ofrSNDFA
is out there on the 'tubes for free somewhere...
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https://ww5.0123movie.net/movie/falling-down-8006.html?play=1
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IS HE REALLY IN SLAM? (*gasp*)
« Reply #250 on: Today at 23:17:19 »
/flag /S55
For more than 20 years the CIA studied psychic abilities for use in their top-secret spy program. With previously classified details about ESP now finally coming to light, there can be no more secrets.
Whatta grift.
One of my FAVE Steven Spielberg movies, ever.
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"ASS INDENT SEA"In order to get a High School Diploma in the United States this movie should be viewed and a paper written about it.
I have enough copies of the reboot and the sequel and the original to go around. And, I'm happy to see all these people but I wasn't aware that I was making myself look real obvious when I said I had no idea who was coming. Why didn't you just put your wife in a clone body with a penis? No badge No vacancy no itty bitty car trying to look real big as it slows down to a dead top hi hi, okay that was cool that was dogs, yeah I like him I don't like them too much yeah that's a little ridiculous you know I think I was hit by a what the fuck because we got to we got a red car in the middle of the road that's not driving down into the creek and now it's pulling up to that house that's not the right one, I think you got a AI protocol self-driving car that's got heart palpitations or some shit, oh I can see why that's a concern if you can't get a hold of it and they can't reset it and they can't see the outside of the world from the inside of their interior heads up display I can see that would be a strange confluence of events, now we got just your vehicles going by, sounds like there's a leather saddle bag wrapped around the main driving axle, you want me to go down there really okay well that's not the house at all but that I'd be happy to I'll leave the mail and then bring the bring the primary unit over and or you want some of my mother's mail I got a bell I got to the Bell I'm taking the Bell fuck you, that sounds like a electric car that's being driven way too fast with the sticky what are those things?, Tadpoles wrapped around the drain driving axle okay all they want to see the bells this is pretty goofy what the fuck I've got a mallet and a bell and two ping pong balls and a piece of chapstick I've got two gifts they are not my balls this is funny. A whole chocolate cake upstairs going to stale. I got what the fuck this is; this a high security State dinner for The Last Pinko.
I got a great deal of excellent telemetry here so there won't be any overtime charge, it was very okay so I think if that was your vehicle it got.... Yeah I got picked up by carjackers it's being dismantled this week. Well over there is a different time zone I didn't see who was in their car and then when I picked I saw some fat guy standing over what look like some nevermind don't worry, I look like about a week ago so but they haven't come back yet? Oh well maybe they're at my house, yeah Google maps says I'll be there in 8 and 1/2 Weeks, well your timeline I'm walking you know I'm not going well if I jog I might get there at 7:00 but fuck you man I mean you can't get yourself driving cars to work I don't fucking stop my job you're not even paying me yeah well at first you don't trust me now you want me to fix your cars.
Corporal or captain or fucking admiral whatever the hell you are you might have yourself a condition, called incessant relentless command and conqueritis, with assorted complications coming to confluence due to an overactive imagination, an underactive conquistorical corn cob, and this is Paul hungering for fish covered cock, sounds like a lovely dish and I said you miss the fish and you put it over the chicken breast or whatever and then you bread that and then you fry it up and you got dust covered chicken, dries bone and exploding with the succulent flavor of whatever cooking oil you used and historically it's you know garnished with drizzles of Mr policyman mixed with Mrs Paul's. But as you can imagine I did not have time to prepare a traditional State dinner, and frankly at this point I think they're probably getting raped over there on the other side of Texas Street but I think it's just the dogs well you got it you got to you got a vehicle that with dazzle camera. Okay I don't think you understand just how fucked off this house looks even though I described that one as the Texas chainsaw massacre house across the street that's overgrown mine looks more intimidating mostly because I'm standing outside of it for the last half hour staring at all the cars waving a fucking potato smasher Hammer at him, yeah I'm on fucking everyone watch at this point I got two disable d I got bags of garbage on my porch that just looked like a so are you look like a expeditionary officer Marine sitting on my porch wearing a outfit that makes him look like a back garbage survive yeah never said Dad hi wow that is that I got a rotten on the porch next to a floor mat doormat that says mandalorian this is the way. Oh now let me guess you scrub the mission because that wasn't trademarked on the budget so you had to go back and pay the license again okay thankfully I didn't lock myself out of the house, and okay good show okay that's kids that's a wrap let's just do it again tomorrow this is the second time this exact same scenarios happened but the first time I only had one ping pong ball now I've got a pink one and the blue one.
I never been so little interested in sex in my entire life, yeah yeah okay I'm not going to be taking your advice anymore on this, I got it I'm going to get high as fucking cunts hopefully little materialize out of thin air because I'm location I got Dusty's jacket and wearing I think Mike Snow John's pants and I don't know, I just there's so many unknowns here, I barely know where to begin, , oh yeah I listened to the last 12 minutes of Frank, and I'll let you know how it was when I get back from the past where I had to talk okay none of these message went through, there's blocking your Facebook there's blocking on the phone block block block block block block.
I hear hey here's an idea, I want you to save yourself some time and just turn off all the blocking compactors except for the ones where you're a retard, and just let everything go, we'll see with all that blocks you're actually trapping stuff like there's a there's a I can feel machinery coming to life underneath my feet the the house is vibrating from some kind of extremely potent Earth movement that's directly, anything straight up at your celebrity coz like, it sounds like shy hulu dud is coming up for the spice balls, which I shall be blessing and putting down directly after posting this,, okay so you're convinced this is the best way to do it, okay see well that's making it personal you know you're deliberately incinerating your own wife. There's a chance to survive? What do you think the chances that she's not going to get out of the car to pee just the chance that there's a chance she's going to piss her pants instead of getting out? She's not even wearing pants this isn't even your wife. Oh oh yeah I guess it has been 10 months all right well how many did you divorce Marion flip through on the photos on the wall Bluebeard in the last month how many that's embarrassing I'm not going to say that number. Oh would it help to tell you that we have 7 * 7 * 7 * 555 to the 18th power? Oh really no because you can't figure yeah yeah no I didn't take that before but you didn't ask and you didn't listen and this is my this is not my meeting I did not request this I'm happy to do whatever I gained a lot of wisdom and knowledge about how your deal works I know I'm not going to turtles after it I'll do that later.
50 billion dollar security system, and it gave up the security codes there's more oh cool let's keep playing this game all day I can you know pay attention to it falls off the muffler on the way out of town, the last time I saw it was driving about 15 miles an hour, I think it was scared of me, yeah, I'm a little bit scared of you too because I'm astonished that there's nobody in a position of leverage store parallel Authority that can take a look at you and see that you obviously need a cold glass of shut the fuck up on your face and have bedpan filled with chill the fuck out ice balls stuff for your legs. Okay so I just don't simply find a plausible that you actually love your wife this much, I think it's more of a sign that you just fucking terrified, I'm not terrified no this is my idea look I'm not buying a word you're saying I don't know who's in the car it could be the there's been so long by now that fucking battery contained or bacteria that's in the cup holder has probably had enough time to evolve into a higher life form with eight arms and legs and it's built in business section table and they're now currently sawing through the the fleshy outer skeleton of your of your mother's carapace to get it the sweet chocolatey underbelly so we can you know do a scan on your mother's genetic structure I've always wanted to do that myself into my brain while they were fucking trying to figure out what your fucking cars are red or green and blue I didn't see a single blue one so maybe it would help if I took it at my taking out my blue ping pong ball or my blue yoga ball and juggled them for you like what the fuck, this is needlessly complex, this is actually okay well it is complex but it is needlessly complex but it's not that complex I mean a Tesla that can sell bitmap is going to be able to do this equation eventually but the point is by the time I finish the equation it will have forgotten that needs to slow down and that's why I saw the cars just keep on driving by and you had an infinite was diagnostic I could do from standing on the side of the road while watching the car go by I mean my brain, I don't usually I don't usually debug Assembly language with my brain no, well I got so fucking evolved waiting for you to get your shit together that I created a new lobe of the brain, yeah and then it it spawned an alien clone and they fought it out and created this epic saga much greater than the Peloponnesian call what oh call who why am I unblocked? Are you sure cuz I've heard that one. Before and then I was blocked why don't you call me, why don't you call me Ishmael, don't you call me a fucking Uber to pick me up a pizza and smash it into the face of an Uber driver? Wow you took that question literally huh? Why did you do that okay I understand I'm breaking down too but not for the same reason I do not think that we need to take any kind of violence at all action other than to perhaps a creampie in your face and you might want to relinquish the burden of commandment oh I will not I will not allow your wife to take a gift for me, I will I will arrange that okay no no swimming until an hour after eating is that so is that it's usually half an hour how come an hour oh oh I didn't know Texas was that I didn't know that I didn't know the muscle racer was that weekly, well she had muscle before he's bursting and seriously just said I can't believe you know me so well of course I know he's so well I talked to your fucking 5 hours a day for like four and a half months while you're accomplices found eight or nine John g's to frame for raping a murdering a wife that you didn't believe existed, just in case. I'll tell you that is one hell of a contingency.
Hey quick question why didn't you just make sure to remind yourself... TO REFRAIN FROM RAPING AND MURDERING MY WIFE?? Oh, why did you not say that before? Seriously no one else okay you my nigga I'm there go.
Okay so my neighbor bow brought all those redhead a few weeks ago and she was all super super tense and angry and ready to beat me up at least she was friendly she was but she was mad because she was annoyed the way I was able to you know make her want to get wet or whatever and that she usually thought that was bad idea of it apparently apparently she had a different kind of biology response and now I haven't seen since and then he had to get his mommy to tell me that she was his girlfriend cuz he couldn't say out loud in front of me that she wasn't cuz he was afraid I was going to go talk to somebody else about it. I KNOW! It's okay I know why it happened I got a plan.
Let him take you back to base right get out of the car as soon as possible they're going to start an argument just fucking run for the fucking emergency stairwell find one of them jet rocket packs like they had in flash Gordon right and just come back down here by yourself we'll go out for a milkshake it's fine.
Oh hell yeah they don't care about you they care about themselves they're narcissists, they just want to make sure that I don't like accidentally instantly seduce both of them at the same time and they never see their 80 million dollar military clothes again which actually I could do it didn't occur to me that they think I want fucking robot clones of the fucking two most annoying nucleus of all time, I mean like well they're great when they're alive and have a soul and they're not freaking out but if they're robots fucking talking about how a dangerous Jack Michaelson is we better watch out on a fucking infinite loop forever then I mean that's that's worse than a fucking stuff badger with the authentic skunk smell. I KNOW! YEAH I KIND OF AGREE I MEAN THIS IS REALLY GIVING ME A TASTE OF MY MOUTH THAT MAKES ME THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY WAIT TO HAVE AN END TO MY SINGLE LIFESTYLE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.
And so, at last the surprise third gift: an actual cantaloupe, because we actually CAN’T ELOPE. Thanks I think so too I thought it was really funny I didn't even know any of this was happening when I got a cantaloupe last night I just thought to go with these two mangoes.
I also got one of those things called in my mind is a blank not a dragon fruit not a not a pomegranate what is a yeah, I did.
Hello this is Michael Clifford KUSI I'm standing here holding my phone and feeling like the world's brainiest hacker, cuz I just pushed for my excuse me for my friend to be allowed to visit who has never been here at all and just so happened to be close by and apparently mysteriously just coincidentally working for second command of security for the David rubini stop him at any cost wing of the extra security detail that he's had for his wife ever since he found out what he did, can you hear you djb jbd what are we talking well you know that is a concern if she suddenly burst into tears we don't want to be sad she was supposed to be here and apparently she implemented herself without, and now she knows she's the robot she's devastated, well she's seriously yeah I know every time something always comes up yeah no I wasn't I wasn't actually going to throw myself at you and pledge eternal and dying motion but I was going to wonder which of the three of us was going to offer to suck each other's dick first, yeah well now I have to watch The voice recognizer because it's barely hanging in there yeah it's it's it's starting to pick up speed because it's realizing that there's absolutely no threat here whatsoever other than the victory condition which is what apparently the the suddenly the flabbergasted dude upstairs is silly doing cuz he actually never came down here he thought it was overseeing now he's in the middle of the Moon and I'm down here with a bunch of garbage and I would be happy to take that with you yes oh sure well we need a ribbon to do it for a year, but all we need to do is have the two people who are standing down by the side of the road walk up here like another 2 in and then I guess they can take me out from orbit and put the with the brain laser installed on phobos, I guess they have that now, yeah I think it sit too automatic my chest is getting tight yeah it's it's sensing my instant death in the future how they got to how they got a brain laser that could kill Jack Michaelson while he's talking to Jill is Jill is that with a g or a j you're functionally hello can you hear me this is Jack, oh okay I just heard the sound of a gunshot of the distance because she was expecting Michael well I I have to flip over to the other wing, there it goes okay wow that's pretty good that was working fast feel godluskey 2.0 you've asked for it no they asked for it but they're well two of them are down by the road and one was on the phone and I am still trapped inside my head screaming and clawing at the insides of my own Olive trying to get out, I get a little excited well it's wait wait do you have an olive it's cat apparently you have a cat named Olive do you really what about taco or taco what about Taco oh do you okay I I have to apologize somebody about that right now but I don't know if that's appropriate considering if they're so sensitive they're afraid to burst into flames that they walk into the property I mean that's that's the kind of wife a commander deserves on this terrified I guess, I don't know what the fear is oh that's that's an existentious that's an existentialist threat to be afraid that when you go home you're going to have to end up killing yourself because one meat was enough to show when the I'm not translating that.
Well it's not because I have standards cuz I'd rather talk to you really oh really okay well you're who are you again are you busy or are you the bear I want to talk to the bear, no I don't want no I want to I want to make sweet love to BJ but you're not you're not a BJ nor the bear you're the you're the golem Commander, well that is a good job to have, I respect that and why was he so mad I was terrible I thought I was going to use that later and then and then you deleted it all and I gave him the option so he wouldn't feel bad and so you're saying he feels bad cuz he accidentally spazmat spasmic reflex erased all the rest of text that he doesn't know well I don't know what I wrote either it was a bunch of Cool whip ass shit that I got from the Masters, so I left you the plan and he deleted it and and you see are you sure his name is not William Crystal cat Bill golem Richards Bill golem Richards is his name can you fucking stab him in the fucking forehead with the high heels stilettos well it's just a lucky guess but if he doesn't have anything like that in his backpack he'll definitely have some kind of a pointy bladed weapon because that's the only thing he's got that would work on me and that's assuming I didn't know rip it out of his hands see he's heard that I have a new fetish which is disarming bladed weapons from women who are too panicky to know what to do with them right I mean it's not just like take every knife from every woman that would be that would be rude that would lose the nuance and I would not want to do that because it's kind of thing I can get a reactive program on don't drink another I can't hear you oh are you on the couch really okay how far away 12 and 1/2 light years I'll be honest I didn't have a hiatal hernia and I was so nervous I probably could teleport that yet but not just just thinking about doing the reflexive energy makes my neck start to pinch up and then I'm out of the races and then I don't know I need a chiropractor and I need a girl to lay on top of me and tell her my eyes and tell me I'll be better your girl don't tell me that what wow well down down the hall we're kissing that's cool well it is very nice yeah is that how you do it there expensive in hotel does it cost, oh oh I'll be back are you there oh wow okay that must be nice all right Pisces what's the report well that is impressive that's what I thought about the other one I I've been with how many pieces wanted to to have been with is that one count I mean it wasn't me it was my tulpit but I wasn't yeah okay hi I am overjoyed with happiness that I have come across this opportunity to restart the dating aspect of my life considering stupid are You The Lion The witch of the wardrobe oh are you the doctor that are you the duck are you the duck or are you the goose owl why I feel I haven't even I haven't even taken a sip at this red wine and it's already the aroma is starting to make me get dizzy from drunkenness, that's fine, well I'm staying awake for now I'm home oh, can you hear that okay good cuz cuz I was wondering if you could hear it through the noise noise of the drink drink of the wine wine it's a tosh Lodi Zinfandel from Josh Sellers and oh my god wow I just saw a Spirit come one who the hell is Jordan sailoring why would I go there, 854 mi Northwest roughly and that's the next stop okay well it's a shame that all the flying cars took off, yeah I love you one okay so you just spent 7.5 hours at a time loop doing all this fixing up and looking great and I just blinked and then did you make yourself what is impressive I would have made myself at home than the similar time as well but now I'm monthly and it's the seafood and if I think that I think I'm going to I think I'm not drink the wine well did you have one oh what did you have eight and a half quarts of protein shake well that seems like a lot of protein for a spectacularly built and incredibly super fly miniature ballerina part-time gunslinger and full-time boom boom hearts dealer sure yeah do you actually have actual hearts okay that's that's impressive and his name is paco right now yeah I have to say that a lot again my thoughts are consumed with visions of vagina again it's very difficult to think of anything else no I've never no one ever but that would be a wonderful thing, well I better not be no small thing I've got a I've got a prediction for being stretchy and I have he's terrible memories of arguing with number one about how I shouldn't have to want to be going in and out quite as for longer than 7 minutes cuz she was shrinking down cuz she stopped well she stopped the expansion bellows of the colaca and started to like collapse like a like a like a coiling spring ready to be sprung down I just started like cranking it down so the clock will become more and more like a sphincter and then she wouldn't you know open it up any for the entry of my penile member the shaft she wouldn't do that intentionally or help she just like act like it felt good to ram it in there so I tried not to ram it in there right and then but invariably whatever happened she excited with the idea of holding herself as tightly wound up as possible I mean and that's fairly tight and we're tired this this is a artificial vagina story a lot of those two I was hoping do you want to run an opera the Pisces don't fart yeah, yeah wow. Do you want to run for Oprah the Pisces don't fart yeah yeah wow do you want to run for over the Pisces don't fart yeah you might shut her out oh my God that is the best fucking poem yeah it's seconds away from springy to absolute life but I don't want to because then I would be able to talk too much I need that blood to run my brain so I can keep saying anything embarrassing Allison is not impressed plus I heard oh God I'm impressed that's actually I don't know if you hear that totally didn't okay good I'm glad cuz that was me masturbating with the bottom of a wine bottle and not even drinking any yet okay and yeah that's part of the plan yeah leaving the drugs laying around and then standing next to it while I talk to a person who's got a pinch on for that drug right and then I don't give a fuck cuz even if I am addicted to something I can just put in a Sean dogger and make it so that I can just look at you and think about the purple and yellow and red and gold and purple and blue and black and white and red all over the eyes that actually you have asking you for five times but no in the in the in the water bottle the wine bottle it's purple and red and gold and on fire and cat turns cat turd says romance killer disengaged, but yeah little does that person know we got together over fucking raw cat food so I would love to fuck over Rock cat food oh yeah well I kind of figured cuz the thought did occur to me and then I was I still have those yeah I'm Batman and it's the same color pattern as the icon on the website I'm talking about okay it's black and yellow and white and ku Klux Klan and caduceus secret society combined with the saw blade gang and the other chiller pillar party really well okay but if as long as you change pillhand to glanshound, yeah that's well you do it right on well I can reprogram my liver to put out enzymes and I'll make the sebaceous glands around the edge of the the corona to say I can make that pump out oxytocin and oxycontin on a indeterminate and not entangled but quantity ratio so that they can't do a test to test for it unless they're not going to be complaining about how long it takes for me to get hard because well if I don't want them to arrest me then oddly enough it'll be harder to turn me on and then if they do arrest you and then and then this you're interested I'm interested and they turn on then one of us will just instantaneously blank out the other one will take their place like over and over so it would if if that scenario were to occur we would be able to start the fusion Arc reactor, yeah it's not that hard because the flipping back and forth from one Quantum units to the other of a big black bag of big black dildos but this religious tradition like the bag disappears the bag reapers I don't mind black sure yeah really okay I mean I can do that on purpose but I could do that right now I mean wow it's really good okay well I'm not shaving cuz I can't nothing would stop me at all I would have thrust my tongue into your mouth as deeply as possible and tasted all your teeth one by one and see if I'm the one that the poison too thin and that's just the beginning then right then the the jewelry tools come out because what I want to do is like make a tiny little crack right and then do you have a tiny little crack I think so well I can't really tell from here if I imagine in my mind you just say you're 12 and half light years away my penis is well start but not that story hi hi well that's good all right well somebody's going to be able to hear this by read it aloud and then one of the machines that says that is I forget what but it's in my pants and then the pants are not terribly full but. Terrible trouble blood, sits on the Earth what happened I'm glad that they changed the name of the USA I just asked him if they did and I'm going to ask you if you could take my penis into your mouth and suck on the end of it until it starts to fill with blood blood poisoning water blood poisoning water well that's that's I don't think that's good well it's kind of poisonous since it has been clenching down for internet days I'm glad this wine by itself is some of the best one ever on top of that the wedding is very good and I'm sorry that you're not enjoying the the tables and the and the mud or the guy so beautiful God bless it, I really thank you for I want it I want to whisper and I want to put my refund you in bed and whisper in your ear and rub up against you until I can squeeze you damn I'm yeah you're welcome to do that over there I have had difficulty I'm sorry Mr mcgruffy and his frying pan full of eggs you are wanted on the Hungarian little please I want to talk 895 plate so but I don't know what to do I deserve cuz maybe if you count that dried fish flock padlock stuff almost fell over I'm sitting on the chair of the new demigod which is not any but the woman off the road her name is her name is Terry oh I'm not miss any other chairs I can't leave the sick for him I would just can't hold up the phone very well okay well I'm going to put that down, I'm going to take a step back and think about it I don't know this is my last will intestine if I die from too much cock sucking in my head explodes and my head turns inside please give all of my usual and trails and such tubes you can actually set to there yes it says there's tubes and yet so they don't have to worry about using them again because they're just doing surgery on a dead person's got a couple of pant pockets huh yeah I'm not panties right now that's it's really reflexive gasping for Eric cuz it's so floods and swells until they engages the that's super how you feel about that you want you to suck that please I know oh yeah I feel a little nervous haha yeah out cuz cuz my penis is extraordinarily dry and my hand is being cut there as well it seems that there's going to be too much okay that's fine yes yeah okay is it all right okay thank you oh fuck I can't even believe it okay I think that's enough except for well for the for the Henry example you said it was going to be nice and all you said you could provide that so you did and then he wanted a knife and that knife why you disrespected where you go wow he just vanished but embarrassing death to embarrass himself around oh my God LOL did you stop that really no no it's still working oh good yeah I keep going well why not I don't think I ever did I don't see who's going to listen to this come on this is no big deal this is you and I here okay we got the constitutional Patriots channel oh I started reading the notifications and it went away okay I'm getting distracted and yet mysteriously I still clutching my penis with a difficult of course it isn't this is the least romantic thing I've ever done in my entire life other than you know suck dick for George Clooney so he can take a walk at the park with some person who was straight yeah he needed a cover story Yes actually I've seen that Yes actually that's not good fuck wow I don't want to I don't know that seems really rude really yeah well I just it's a tremendous number of variables to coordinate including thinking about use of me I mean I'm I'm I'm okay I'm okay but I don't see a colonel no Amazon deals no deals why aren't you here with your non-corporeal to know yeah actually as a matter of fact that would be not of a problem since it sets up to think of a abusive sign in required to keep getting Google voice calls and messages right there pay what time is it 1832 Western yeah thank you okay good excuse for submit I am absolutely in love with you the rest of them too but that one I got to talk to you okay thanks bye
Spielberg’s Forgotten ‘L.A. 2017’ Dreamt of Today’s Dystopian Future
A wonderfully weird TV episode from the director’s early days 1971.