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Title: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 12, 2021, 12:45:04 AM
I am sure K_Dubb has seen this but just in case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgpPfHcqSfk
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 12, 2021, 03:08:07 AM
https://tubitv.com/movies/371099/trigun-badlands-rumble?start=true
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Asuka Langley on April 12, 2021, 03:10:45 AM
https://tubitv.com/movies/46948/time-traveller-girl-who-leapt-through-time?start=true
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: K_Dubb on April 12, 2021, 05:00:22 AM
I am sure K_Dubb has seen this but just in case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgpPfHcqSfk

Thank you WAN!
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Brother OJ on April 12, 2021, 05:49:52 PM
Grand Torino (https://ww.go123movies.io/movie/gran-torino/)
Walt Kowalski reminds me of every shop teacher I had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsXHVC8wM1M
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 12, 2021, 06:02:08 PM
Grand Torino (https://ww.go123movies.io/movie/gran-torino/)
Walt Kowalski reminds me of every shop teacher I had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsXHVC8wM1M

Every Dad on the street I grew up on was pretty much like that.  Even the barber. Our guy had a sign that said "By Appointment Only" and if a guy walked in that looked Italian or Greek, well the appointment book just filled up. "Might be able to fit you in three weeks from Thursday. Come back then". 
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 25, 2021, 09:37:44 PM
I'm a big fan of fanatical obsession and Peck's Ahab scratches that itch!


Moby Dick

1956
(https://media.auticulture.com/wp-content/uploads/ahab-peck.jpg)

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Yc8KPH-X0
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 26, 2021, 02:59:52 AM
So why is Moby Dick, a classic of American literature and wholly without bad language or sex, age restricted and Mars Attacks which starts out with cattle being burned alive and full of scenes of people being vaporized not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtWJIUhKEh4
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 26, 2021, 03:11:03 AM
So why is Moby Dick, a classic of American literature and wholly without bad language or sex, age restricted and Mars Attacks which starts out with cattle being burned alive and full of scenes of people being vaporized not?

Ask what happened to RT News 24/7 LIVESTREAM while you're at it.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 26, 2021, 03:14:26 AM
So why is Moby Dick, a classic of American literature and wholly without bad language or sex, age restricted and Mars Attacks which starts out with cattle being burned alive and full of scenes of people being vaporized not?

That whale had white privilege. So racist! ::)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Walks_At_Night on April 28, 2021, 07:11:01 PM
Juggernaut

Not a bad bomb disposal movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtwFBQSYHz0
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on May 09, 2021, 08:15:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hFfe46EYOI
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web (Communion: attn WAN!)
Post by: pate on May 11, 2021, 12:16:27 AM
WAN,

https://tubitv.com/movies/595080/communion

I managed to get it to start after giving my birthday information to them...  Totally free.

You are welcome.  As a thanQ, you could do a "Davey & Goliath"-style review of it for me and the rest of the kids.

Christopher Walken, should've gotten an Oscar for this one.  I don't think he was even nominated that year....

(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/92cb7e6b-5016-430c-b881-c7fad354c956/d4mywxn-6597fa3e-7941-4941-96a9-7ec1e5b72e1a.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTpmaWxlLmRvd25sb2FkIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi85MmNiN2U2Yi01MDE2LTQzMGMtYjg4MS1jN2ZhZDM1NGM5NTYvZDRteXd4bi02NTk3ZmEzZS03OTQxLTQ5NDEtOTZhOS03ZWMxZTViNzJlMWEuanBnIn1dXX0.5Ljdo3TjW2gKFiBideOOXIU6aLnSlIxi5R8gRhYDEnc)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web (Communion: attn WAN!)
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 11, 2021, 12:24:47 AM
WAN,

https://tubitv.com/movies/595080/communion

I managed to get it to start after giving my birthday information to them...  Totally free.

You are welcome.  As a thanQ, you could do a "Davey & Goliath"-style review of it for me and the rest of the kids.

Christopher Walken, should've gotten an Oscar for this one.  I don't think he was even nominated that year....

(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/92cb7e6b-5016-430c-b881-c7fad354c956/d4mywxn-6597fa3e-7941-4941-96a9-7ec1e5b72e1a.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTpmaWxlLmRvd25sb2FkIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi85MmNiN2U2Yi01MDE2LTQzMGMtYjg4MS1jN2ZhZDM1NGM5NTYvZDRteXd4bi02NTk3ZmEzZS03OTQxLTQ5NDEtOTZhOS03ZWMxZTViNzJlMWEuanBnIn1dXX0.5Ljdo3TjW2gKFiBideOOXIU6aLnSlIxi5R8gRhYDEnc)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Thanks but you didnt post your birthday info so I'm not sure it will work for me.  ;)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web (Communion: attn WAN!)
Post by: Walks_At_Night on May 11, 2021, 01:42:09 AM
An hour 47 minutes!  Hoo boy. I can try but it will have to be done in chunks. 
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on May 11, 2021, 01:54:31 AM
An hour 47 minutes!  Hoo boy. I can try but it will have to be done in chunks. 

Personally, I would find it difficult to find the appropriate spot to "pause" it...  It is a work of Art, man!  I wager that you will find it impossible to watch in chunks and will power through the whole thing in one sitting.

(http://memecrunch.com/meme/wkft/u-can-do-it/image.png)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on May 25, 2021, 09:27:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WKEcSo-Hd8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmP_s61-yWk

I remember seeing this film in the old Pantages and it is still worth watching today.

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on May 27, 2021, 02:45:21 AM
YouTube is punishing me for my many "Unlikes" on CornHoleEbola vidyas.  This showed up in my feed:

https://youtu.be/kOZY7e5XN6s

Looks amusing, here is the full movie:

https://youtu.be/8TrNwO5FZ8g

It may be of interest to some of y'all, Nautical Shore.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Boobies on the Web
Post by: Asuka Langley on May 31, 2021, 01:54:59 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li6N4f0dbJo
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Innerreach on June 03, 2021, 04:36:36 AM
https://youtu.be/FHNIUojevoI
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on June 13, 2021, 08:58:40 AM
I remember enjoying this classic old western on television back in the day and no scene uncensored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kHRkkrfWVM

https://ok.ru/video/2011798244090


Butthead says this was better than Tombstone.

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on June 16, 2021, 04:51:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cif6XNH5sKM

https://yesmovies.vc/film/beyond-the-valley-of-the-dolls-12009/watching.html?ep=12009_0_3
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on June 28, 2021, 12:49:41 AM
Quote
In 1960, a military test pilot is caught in a time warp that propels him to year 2024 where he finds a plague has sterilized the world's population.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE4gM-F2ohI
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 28, 2021, 06:05:40 AM
https://youtu.be/Ocs7tlcLm-E

I hope you only get cancer in your anus.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on June 28, 2021, 06:22:39 AM
I hope you only get cancer in your anus.

That leaves a lot to be desired.

http://get.your-d.tk/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 28, 2021, 06:49:17 AM
That leaves a lot to be desired.

Desires can be installed like clockwork, Nubsauce.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on June 28, 2021, 07:07:38 AM
Desires can be installed like clockwork, Nubsauce (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nubsauce).

Good to know.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on June 29, 2021, 04:27:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feQIhzNpBLQ

Honour should be given to Mary Shelley and her novel, The Last Man (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Man)

Quote
The Last Man is an apocalyptic, dystopian science fiction novel by Mary Shelley, which was first published in 1826. The book describes a future Earth at the time of the late 21st century, ravaged by a new pandemic of a mysterious disease which quickly sweeps across the world, ultimately resulting in the near-extinction of all humanity.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on July 03, 2021, 04:38:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHQrsbZO8w8
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on July 16, 2021, 03:51:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNYg4YWkp0k
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Tootsie on July 16, 2021, 12:04:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNYg4YWkp0k

that's one of the greats..thanks Lazer  :)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Tootsie on July 16, 2021, 08:42:45 PM
https://youtu.be/zhnGC7vz9KQ
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Tootsie on July 16, 2021, 10:49:05 PM
https://youtu.be/2My9fbVmjuA
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on July 17, 2021, 06:34:25 AM
Do shört mövies count in yöre dimeshun:

https://youtu.be/yIKdDf5nW3g

I vasn't klar on thus.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ed/ca/b8/edcab8f5ed372036ec83e3b9fa3afb4e.jpg)

Dögs;  allwheys maans' betting fiend!

-COL Manly
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on July 17, 2021, 11:17:56 AM
BARKF, BARKF!
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on July 22, 2021, 01:54:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxQFC4961Lc
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on July 22, 2021, 04:42:21 AM
The Exterminating Angel

Director Luis Buñuel     1962    1h 35min

https://dai.ly/x2boe7u

Quote
Sartre: Hell is other people

Didn't Daily Motion use to embed on the old AzzGab?
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Innerreach on August 02, 2021, 06:52:29 PM
https://youtu.be/qm0zjX8O3SA
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 05, 2021, 06:06:24 AM
Sorry. Not a free movie.  It's a Netflix move, but I can't find the general Movie thread.
Anyway, this Netflix movie is called 'The Vault.'  It's one of the best, if not THE best bank heist movies I've ever seen.  If you have Netflix, check it out. ;) ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on August 06, 2021, 11:43:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUs9KiQmais
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Asuka Langley on August 10, 2021, 11:06:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEhOtt85Ut0

Oy Vey!

(https://i.postimg.cc/PfRDPTFr/Kakegurui-jewish-tarot-cards.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on August 23, 2021, 07:04:37 AM
While ruminating on the Flatwoods Monster story, Mr. Knapp sheepishly admits he has seen this infamous film.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEUKiHZrktI

(https://i.postimg.cc/5N8t4T0D/killersfromspace.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

http://www.notcoming.com/reviews/killersfromspace/

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on August 27, 2021, 08:40:32 AM
https://youtu.be/mAgwVM3D38Y
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on September 04, 2021, 01:48:19 AM
The Audition (1999) was recommended by bateman. Remember him?

https://archive.org/details/Audition_201702

Not for the faint of heart.

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on September 05, 2021, 05:32:34 AM
The Audition (1999) was recommended by bateman. Remember him?

https://archive.org/details/Audition_201702

Not for the faint of heart.

Strangely similar film, but more fantasy and less horror.

Dennis Hopper's first lead role. And Jack Parsons' wife as the "Sea Witch".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq4z7Ij_WHs

Short film of the artist/occultist Marjorie Cameron by Curtis Harrington.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlmQxOw__yk
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on September 05, 2021, 04:08:24 PM
Dennis Hopper's first lead role. And Jack Parsons' wife as the "Sea Witch".

So, actual amateur hour. I don't want to hear about passed “Ow, rocks & shit!” right now.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on September 06, 2021, 07:02:02 AM
So, actual amateur hour. I don't want to hear about passed “Ow, rocks & shit!” right now.

Say w00t?
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on September 21, 2021, 05:25:37 AM
https://youtu.be/0Tv5shB4Gg0

I actually "own" (in a virtual sense) this movie on some platform or another.  I want to say it was "Ultraviolet", "Ultraviolent" or some other such defunct "cloud storage" type place.

Certainly, I have it on a physical media storage format.  I cannot recall if it is BetaMax, LaserDisk or 35mm Filmstock?  Anyway, it is an important piece of filmography worthy of watching.

I actually "Re-Viewed" it again last night, the "Welcome to CostCo, I love you" part still delivers:

https://youtu.be/Z8zNsUTWsOc

Dr. Lexus also:

https://youtu.be/tFfTludf0SU

A "Modern Classic" if you can stomach that sort of thing.

Be sure to watch to the end of the credits.  <---spoiler

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)



Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on September 21, 2021, 09:04:57 AM
https://youtu.be/0Tv5shB4Gg0

I actually "own" (in a virtual sense) this movie on some platform or another.  I want to say it was "Ultraviolet", "Ultraviolent" or some other such defunct "cloud storage" type place.

Certainly, I have it on a physical media storage format.  I cannot recall if it is BetaMax, LaserDisk or 35mm Filmstock?  Anyway, it is an important piece of filmography worthy of watching.

I actually "Re-Viewed" it again last night, the "Welcome to CostCo, I love you" part still delivers:

https://youtu.be/Z8zNsUTWsOc

Dr. Lexus also:

https://youtu.be/tFfTludf0SU

A "Modern Classic" if you can stomach that sort of thing.

Be sure to watch to the end of the credits.  <---spoiler

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

(https://i.postimg.cc/bJ5K5fpY/giphy.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

GIF is Kweef Rowland approved
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on October 03, 2021, 10:27:04 AM
Quote
Life is an obscure hobo thumbing a ride on the omnibus of art.

https://youtu.be/IQxFePQo6Ko

Quote
Go ahead and sleep your bloody heads off.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on October 07, 2021, 08:10:03 AM
https://youtu.be/YCTgcZ6ImsQ

https://youtu.be/ijIB0Fuvn4o
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on October 07, 2021, 11:53:18 AM
https://youtu.be/KBNTWzbcuuk
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on October 08, 2021, 02:54:14 AM
https://youtu.be/KBNTWzbcuuk

Quote
Video unavailable
The uploader has not made this video available in your country. 😞

⇨ https://archive.org/details/Once.Upon.A.Time.In.The.West.1968.528.25fps.538kbps.V5mp3.WunSeeDee ⇦

(https://i.postimg.cc/JhpwXVCd/NP.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on October 15, 2021, 11:17:12 PM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1057/4964/products/soylent-green-vintage-movie-poster-original-british-quad-30x40-5324.jpg?v=1534409124)

https://youtu.be/N_jGOKYHxaQ

https://archive.org/details/soylentgreen_201907

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on October 16, 2021, 12:45:58 AM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1057/4964/products/soylent-green-vintage-movie-poster-original-british-quad-30x40-5324.jpg?v=1534409124)

https://youtu.be/N_jGOKYHxaQ

https://archive.org/details/soylentgreen_201907

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Thank you for this link, Pate.  I've been wanting to watch this movie again. :) ;D
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on October 19, 2021, 06:12:10 AM
Not presently (to my knowledge) free anywhere right now:

https://youtu.be/CiCDnG_AdmA

But it does surface as a free (w/ads) selection on various platforms on occasion.  I think I last saw it on GogTube that way, Nautical Shore.

It stands well on its own, but some familiarity with Sid & Marty Kroft's strange brand of television productions circa 1970s aids in proper digestion...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Brother OJ on October 19, 2021, 03:51:59 PM
Land Of The Lost (https://123movies.net/watch/EdBroNdj-land-of-the-lost.html)
Video DownloadHelper (https://www.downloadhelper.net/)
VLC media player (https://www.videolan.org/vlc/)
Easily Cast Videos From VLC To your TV via Chromecast (https://tweaklibrary.com/easily-cast-videos-from-vlc-to-chromecast/)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on October 20, 2021, 06:10:01 AM
Not presently (to my knowledge) free anywhere right now:

https://youtu.be/CiCDnG_AdmA

But it does surface as a free (w/ads) selection on various platforms on occasion.  I think I last saw it on GogTube that way, Nautical Shore.

It stands well on its own, but some familiarity with Sid & Marty Kroft's strange brand of television productions circa 1970s aids in proper digestion...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

https://m4ufree.to/movie/land-of-the-lost-2009-teie.html

(https://i.postimg.cc/nh5F4TPP/now-playing.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: There's no such thing as a free lunch
Post by: AZZERAE on October 22, 2021, 08:13:15 AM
Not presently (to my knowledge) free anywhere right now:

hxxps://youtu.be/CiCDnG_AdmA

But it does surface as a free (w/ads) selection on various platforms on occasion.

Jesus. You must be really poor.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwiSbK4IdpTIB0Y/giphy-downsized-large.gif)

... TICK TOCK ...
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on October 22, 2021, 08:19:14 AM
https://m4ufree.to/movie/land-of-the-lost-2009-teie.html

(https://i.postimg.cc/nh5F4TPP/now-playing.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on October 25, 2021, 08:34:33 AM
The Arrival 1996

Quote
The planet, we are informed, is warming. The ice caps are melting.

Climates are changing. Scientists blame factory smokestacks, car exhausts and the destruction of the rain forests. “The Arrival” has a more terrifying hypothesis to explain the phenomenon. In the great paranoid tradition of science fiction, the discovery of this possibility is made by one man who cannot get anyone to listen to him and who grows desperate as the establishment slams its doors.

It has a chilling hypothesis: Earth is being “terraformed” by an alien species that would prefer the planet a little warmer before it moves in.

“The Arrival” gives its aliens credit for reasoning that we might almost be tempted to agree with. “We're just finishing what you started,” referring to the smokestacks, auto exhausts, rain forests and so on. “What would have taken you 100 years will only take us 10.”

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-arrival-1996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOc01_Ty1eQ

https://m4ufree.to/movie/the-arrival-1996-tto7.html

Actually more plausible than Orson Welles playing a little radio prank.

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on November 12, 2021, 11:06:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WblnLk387u0
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Asuka Langley on November 14, 2021, 12:12:10 AM
https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/Battle-Royale-Director-s-Cut-/302481

(https://i.postimg.cc/9Mfz3RyM/Battle-Royal.jpg)

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/5788742650e891177b61a07d4341bd09/tumblr_mjip1eF1571qg52ruo1_500.gif)

(https://www.animaatjes.nl/gifs/i/gifs/battle-royale-1oT4bH.gif)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Walks_At_Night on November 14, 2021, 01:19:14 AM
https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/Battle-Royale-Director-s-Cut-/302481


Excellent!

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/Q5vHeJBQgQj0LGtc8c/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47r9fhs4hf773s8yn9da8rlhzjdlhquadje9dwusc0&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on November 14, 2021, 03:36:25 AM
Excellent!

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/Q5vHeJBQgQj0LGtc8c/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47r9fhs4hf773s8yn9da8rlhzjdlhquadje9dwusc0&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Supposedly Tarantino's favorite flick.

He can go fist himself.
Title: Reddo Bureido
Post by: Asuka Langley on November 16, 2021, 06:36:33 AM
https://www.asiancrush.com/video/013104v/red-blade

(https://i.postimg.cc/pL3qKBFj/Reddo-bureido.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Asuka Langley on November 16, 2021, 11:58:18 PM
https://www.asiancrush.com/video/009134v/blackmail-girl

(https://i.mydramalist.com/Z0OAJf.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on November 24, 2021, 01:11:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a159xGKsDvg
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web - The Naked Witch
Post by: Laser on November 25, 2021, 08:19:48 AM
The Naked Witch

Quote
One of Larry Buchanan's first films, so don't expect the polish and complex character interactions of his later work, like "Mars Needs Women" or "Zontar, the Thing from Venus."

(https://i.postimg.cc/Y9qQf4rM/Screenshot-from-2021-11-25-00-08-58.png) (https://postimg.cc/XZmZnYBz)

https://archive.org/details/TheNakedWitch
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on November 27, 2021, 09:32:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0isH8D5Lcs
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web - The Night Stalker
Post by: Laser on November 27, 2021, 09:42:32 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0isH8D5Lcs

Good one.

Quote
Item - Take one modern setting such a Las Vegas and tell a story of vampirism set there. Item - Add one eccentric, cynical reporter out for a good story with a great personality. Item - Add supporting characters that are interesting. Item - Add a fine cast headed by Darren McGavin as the relentless reporter Carl Kolchak. and Simon Oakland as the head of the newspaper Kolchak works for. Also add great supporting stars such as Barry Atwater, Larry Linville, and Claude Akins. Item - Have one of the kings of horror fiction...Richard Mathseon write a script based on the excellent novel by Jeff Rice. Item - Add the final ingredient of artful direction and you have one great movie that was made for television and that spawned a sequel and a television series on the title character. The Night Stalker is easily one of the best horror films ever made and certainly one of the best ever produced for television.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067490/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on November 28, 2021, 04:35:29 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocse-0bBfo8
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on November 28, 2021, 05:04:03 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6pSCTfOFdA
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on December 04, 2021, 07:24:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHP9ek9acs
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: AC400KICK on December 04, 2021, 10:41:46 AM
https://youtu.be/IgnRr170ERM
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on December 10, 2021, 12:25:52 AM
YouTube posted this movie a few days ago.  I've just started watching it.  I wonder what the "influence" will be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URk7Y74XdbI
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web - Head
Post by: Laser on December 11, 2021, 09:29:33 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/N0DX9Qz8/Criterion-head-poster1.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/4KKyjRZn)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SSi43FGLt8
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on December 17, 2021, 11:00:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbp1du33l0c
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on December 17, 2021, 11:16:19 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbp1du33l0c

Under 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to me to pee hands in a won't go in the tree.

(I'm told you're going to understand what this means.
I hope that there will be no war.)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on December 18, 2021, 09:34:25 AM
Quote
REMEMBER THE NIGHT is a well-written comedy-drama that is unjustly ignored as one of the Christmas packages of annual holiday delights, not as well known as the most famous treasures of revivals, such as Frank Capra's IT'S A WONDEERFUL LIFE (1946) for example. Like IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, REMEMBER THE NIGHT blends comedy with sentimentality. It also has its moments of darkness ...

Anyone tired of the overplaying of the same Christmas movies presented on TV year after year, and looking for something new and different from Hollywood's golden age, and worthy of rewatchability, REMEMBER THE NIGHT is the one worth seeing.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032981/

(https://i.postimg.cc/HnKVVVfL/external-content-duckduckgo-com.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

https://archive.org/details/rememberthenight1940lembrasedaquelanoite
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on December 19, 2021, 08:19:27 AM
Quote
One of the most obscure films produced by classic Hollywood. It's Tyrone Power in the role of his life and the tragedy of an ambitious circus apprentice becoming a con artist and gradually turning into a pseudo-religious guru. Both director Edmund Goulding (Grand Hotel, Dark Victory) and writer W.L. Gresham committed suicide, and one can smell suicide in this gem of a film, that is the story of the embezzlement of a gift. That circus operates as a good metaphor of the B-system Hollywood of the 40's, where geeks worked side by sided with geniuses. The tarot cards foresee the worst: there's a geek in every man's soul, no matter how big one can be, a downfall no imposed `happy ending' can hide. In this nightmare populated by fun-fairs, alcoholism and eccentric millionaires obsessed with the deceased, the film version makes use of the essential from the source novel and provides the best invention: an unscrupulous psychiatrist who records her patients on tape and then blackmails them, a device that Brian de Palma himself would have be proud of.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039661/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXEkWRti5Qs
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on December 19, 2021, 01:15:50 PM
Under 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to me to pee hands in a won't go in the tree.

(I'm told you're going to understand what this means.
I hope that there will be no war.)


Wut da fuck???  I think it means you're enjoying a few too many Christmas toddies.  CHEERS! ;D
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on December 20, 2021, 07:38:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbp1du33l0c

Merry Christmas, SisStar!

https://youtu.be/NeRU1y67Hf8

+19.5

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on December 23, 2021, 01:10:30 AM
Cool space monster parody. ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N518Xt42jyQ
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Quantified Web
Post by: Jackstar on December 23, 2021, 01:57:42 AM
Cool space monster parody. ;D

Did you actually watch it? I've been hearing things.
GOOD THINGS.
WINNY.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Quantified Web
Post by: Jackstar on December 23, 2021, 03:46:56 AM
WINNY.

https://youtu.be/pjnvHkypdMk
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on December 23, 2021, 06:37:29 AM
Cool space monster parody. ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N518Xt42jyQ

Good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCKB3q7gTto

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Quantified Web
Post by: Laser on December 23, 2021, 07:09:39 AM
https://youtu.be/pjnvHkypdMk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGBMs_KrAYc
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on December 25, 2021, 11:43:30 AM
https://youtu.be/woAM-OgThvs
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on December 25, 2021, 12:09:21 PM
https://youtu.be/woAM-OgThvs

Grazie mille. Adoro gli spaghetti buoni.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on December 25, 2021, 10:01:47 PM
https://youtu.be/b76o8LRjcOw
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on December 30, 2021, 11:39:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUJEUlKKWXw
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web — J*SEALTEX APPROVED
Post by: Jackstar on January 01, 2022, 09:40:52 PM
https://youtu.be/m_CQD6z9Gtk


Totes recommended.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web — J*SEALTEX APPROVED
Post by: Laser on January 03, 2022, 06:52:01 AM
https://youtu.be/m_CQD6z9Gtk


Totes recommended.

The galley scene is all I remember.

(https://i.postimg.cc/T2t3DMz7/external-content-duckduckgo-com.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on January 03, 2022, 06:54:20 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/BnMpWvk5/VZ.png) (https://postimg.cc/nX9BBnHM)

https://archive.org/details/tfwojv7765110
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on January 04, 2022, 09:29:25 PM
https://youtu.be/RY3iBfth1Ro
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 05, 2022, 05:35:08 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLQ-O-Qx3Y
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on January 16, 2022, 06:04:58 AM
https://youtu.be/M6Ki-ZGa1rg


Your basic documentary. It's pretty funny though, it was on the TV when I came... ah, home, so I left it on; and it's really been catching my attention. Some quality acting in this. Meryl could learn a few tricks. (About selling them.)

If any of you are, you know, if you’re.. you know... basic, like me, u know... you'll probably really enjoy it.

God, I know I am. *crushes television remote under one jackboot heel* As God is my witness, I'll never watch another movie ever again—unless it's one of those movies where there's lots of car crashes and things are getting blown up left & right. I like that kind of thing.

At least I think so.


p.s.: OMG THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ATLAS SHRUGGED THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER BRB MORE KLEENEX I'M GOING TO CRY MY (ADJECTIVE:F.U.D.K.) LITTLE EYES OUT

p.p.s.: I'm not kidding. This movie is brilliant. I got to go look up the writer now. I wonder if it's a dude? That would be funny.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on January 19, 2022, 01:24:15 AM
Amusing:

https://youtu.be/EBTfF3cF-j8

Not So Amusing:

Holding U.S. Treasurys? Beware: Uncle Sam Can't Account For $21 Trillion (https://www.forbes.com/sites/kotlikoff/2019/01/09/holding-u-s-treasuries-beware-uncle-sam-cant-account-for-21-trillion/?sh=4ee3bc2d7644)

-------------------------

"On The Fiddle (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/on_the_fiddle)" features Sean Connery, while not quite on the same level as "Zardoz (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/zardoz)" it requires somewhat less of a time investment.  I also did not fall asleep during "On The Fiddle (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/on_the_fiddle)" another thing in which it differs from "Zardoz (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/zardoz)."

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/32f7ebdc0c79ae931cd543eaf7ddc1b0/tenor.gif)

The Forbes story will make more sense after viewing "On The Fiddle (https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/on_the_fiddle)."

N'Joy!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on January 23, 2022, 08:13:29 PM
https://youtu.be/OxxOzR5_KGM

Honestly, I just liked the title on this one.  It wasn't horrible, only slept through perhaps 1/3 of the film.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on January 26, 2022, 11:29:29 PM
https://youtu.be/ZlXepUKmGCg

This one seems to start out pretty strong.  Run time of 1 hour 45 minutes means that MethStar will have had enough thyme to make approximately two-hundred and ten posts.  I figure they will average out at 3,431 words per post of pure unintelligible gibberish.

Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/96SaTcCccJc
It also looks to be slightly more entartainting than that.

Carrie Anne.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on January 26, 2022, 11:32:21 PM
MethStar

I miss her.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on January 27, 2022, 03:15:55 AM
https://youtu.be/-OjzW2ZvSZQ


If you want me to be honest, it's basically one of the best goddam movies ever written produced. G-ddam. Check it out. You'll be glad you did.


YULE SEA, MOTHERFU== *click*



Quote from: YOUR_FUCKIN'_DADDY
*: You'd be amazed by what a Sourceror can learn... just by driving around town.


Seriously, I don't time this shit: it just happens.

Boom ka-boom.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on January 27, 2022, 04:00:45 AM
https://youtu.be/-OjzW2ZvSZQ


If you want me to be honest, it's basically one of the best goddam movies ever written produced. G-ddam. Check it out. You'll be glad you did.

I siriusly was not even kidding. I forgot how awesome this flick is. Give Grapefruit an orgasm for me: Semper fi.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on January 27, 2022, 04:07:12 AM
Quote
You'll have dinner first; won't you, Dear? ;)

Hahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
"click*
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on January 27, 2022, 04:21:42 AM
https://youtu.be/-OjzW2ZvSZQ

It's literally the best goddam movie ever made. Just ask your frozen asset.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on January 27, 2022, 06:35:48 AM
Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/-OjzW2ZvSZQ
If you want me to be honest, it's basically one of the best goddam movies ever written produced. G-ddam. Check it out. You'll be glad you did.

All right, I'll watch it. But on my terms.

https://tubitv.com/movies/506266/brewsters-millions
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on February 02, 2022, 07:24:22 AM
I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 07:26:16 AM
I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself

So you're finally gonna GO AWAY?

Sweet!
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 07:30:00 AM
I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.

I HOPE YOU WILL GET MEAT COLI POISON AND FUCKING DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE!
THERE ARE MORE VALUABLE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET WHO CAN USE THE OXYGEN THAT YOU ARE WASTING
Title: Re: Free Advice on the Web
Post by: Laser on February 02, 2022, 09:31:47 AM
I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.

Some positive affirmations might help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrwrr5wTTqk
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 02, 2022, 10:17:26 AM
I'm just going to watch the new Matrix movie by myself with these two pounds of raw meat and a bottle of wine. Fuck you monkeys, and your loaf of bread too.

SO YOU FINALLY TOOK THE FROZEN CAT OF YOURS, THE ONE THAT YOU KILLED COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, OUT OF THE FREZER.
REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE TRYING TO BLAME MIEAW'S TRIBE (OR HER SONS) FOR KILLING YOUR STINKING CAT BECAUSE ITS STENCH WAS DRIVING AWAY ALL THE WILD GAME THAT THEY WERE TRYING TO HUNT FOR THE WINTER SEASON MEAT HARVEST.

YET IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED YOUR KITTY, BECAUSE YOU RATHER SPEND THE MONEY ON HEROIN AND CRACK THEN ON YOUR CAT'S FOOD AND LITTER SAND.

AND NOW YOU EXPOSED YOURSELF, YOU'RE GOING TO EAT YOUR BELOVED CAT, RAW. YOU GOT SO POOR AND DESPERATE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE FUR.
WRAP IT AROUND YOUR DICK TO KEEP IT FROM GETTING LIMP. YOU'RE VERY DISGUSTING PERVERT. 

BTW, I'M (WE ARE) RECORDING ALL YOUR PHONE CALLS VIA DIGITAL AUDIO SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 04:09:16 PM
Real gangsters have a policy.

Harm no women, children, or animals.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 04:15:49 PM
BTW, I'M (WE ARE) RECORDING ALL YOUR PHONE CALLS VIA DIGITAL AUDIO SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.

I hope you got the one where (Blank) called while I was shitting and I answered immediately with, “Hello, I'm shitting, what do you want?” and (PROT) was too afraid to say anything and had to pretend that (PROT) couldn't hear me. That about killed me.

Some positive affirmations might help.

I'm on the shitter right now. Are you not helped?
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 04:17:59 PM
I HOPE YOU WILL GET MEAT COLI POISON AND FUCKING DIE IN A HOUSE FIRE!
THERE ARE MORE VALUABLE PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET WHO CAN USE THE OXYGEN THAT YOU ARE WASTING

You should telephone me. In about five minutes. I'll have some diamonds for (PROT) by then.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on February 02, 2022, 04:26:23 PM
You should telephone me. In about five minutes.

Bupkis. All hat, no six-guns. Sad!!
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 08:09:34 PM
Bupkis.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/241/346/2cd.png)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 08:16:17 PM
You should telephone me.

God help whoever's on the receiving end of that call.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 08:18:26 PM
(Blank)

(https://occ-0-1723-1722.1.nflxso.net/dnm/api/v6/LmEnxtiAuzezXBjYXPuDgfZ4zZQ/AAAABfC7OvyK73_kdGKzUKcpKvR3cQSlVM9deL8s3l8TPcd___bpLLoTEKJcCG9uQcIJVi8ZeaxVpBmrMgu5LeODBY9C2AuIsGB-uY_h.png?r=235)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: AZZERAE on February 02, 2022, 09:01:30 PM
SO YOU FINALLY TOOK THE FROZEN CAT OF YOURS, THE ONE THAT YOU KILLED COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, OUT OF THE FREZER.
REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE TRYING TO BLAME MIEAW'S TRIBE (OR HER SONS) FOR KILLING YOUR STINKING CAT BECAUSE ITS STENCH WAS DRIVING AWAY ALL THE WILD GAME THAT THEY WERE TRYING TO HUNT FOR THE WINTER SEASON MEAT HARVEST.

YET IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED YOUR KITTY, BECAUSE YOU RATHER SPEND THE MONEY ON HEROIN AND CRACK THEN ON YOUR CAT'S FOOD AND LITTER SAND.

AND NOW YOU EXPOSED YOURSELF, YOU'RE GOING TO EAT YOUR BELOVED CAT, RAW. YOU GOT SO POOR AND DESPERATE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE FUR.
WRAP IT AROUND YOUR DICK TO KEEP IT FROM GETTING LIMP. YOU'RE VERY DISGUSTING PERVERT. 

BTW, I'M (WE ARE) RECORDING ALL YOUR PHONE CALLS VIA DIGITAL AUDIO SURVEILLANCE NETWORK.

Yo. Why you gotta fuck with Jewel?
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on February 08, 2022, 10:10:45 AM
(https://kpbs.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/events/2014/Poster_-_Roman_Holiday_01.jpg)

Roman Holiday (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046250/) (1953)

I fell asleep and GooTube showed it to me on the Autoplay. Peck is a reporter & Hepburn is some Moroccan princess visiting Rome.  She runs off to be a "normie" & skeezy Peck runs into her.  He leads her astray and has his photographer buddy snap a bunch of risqué (for a princess in the 50s) pictures.  Peck intends to sell the story to the scandal-rags for big bucks.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)



Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on February 08, 2022, 04:18:34 PM
Roman Holiday (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046250/) (1953)

I fell asleep and GooTube showed it to me on the Autoplay. Peck is a reporter & Hepburn is some Moroccan princess visiting Rome.  She runs off to be a "normie" & skeezy Peck runs into her.  He leads her astray

Needles.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on February 09, 2022, 02:22:54 AM
Needles.

https://www.imdb.com/search/keyword/?keywords=needle (https://www.imdb.com/search/keyword/?keywords=hypodermic-needle,torture)

Intardasting pricks on that list...

I wonder what would hapeen if one were to seekrutlee replace the word "freeneedle" with "freecrack-pipe" there?

(http://www.shorenewsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/34418592-8842709-In_some_of_the_images_Hunter_Biden_is_seen_with_a_crack_pipe_han-a-1_1602749569849.jpg)

Apropos of nuttin', of course.

N.S.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on February 13, 2022, 12:22:29 AM
https://youtu.be/gklUlDEf9uM
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on February 25, 2022, 05:11:25 AM
Taxi Driver (1976)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/4xdJ0WTTOpkg/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 05, 2022, 02:35:07 AM
The Lost Boys (1987)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/mfxi7gWtYMR6/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Anniem on March 05, 2022, 02:56:08 AM
The Lost Boys (1987)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/mfxi7gWtYMR6/

Thank you, I shall see it.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 05, 2022, 03:00:22 AM
Heavy Metal (1981)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/CIS6D4Wo25wo/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 05, 2022, 03:01:37 AM
Thank you, I shall see it.

The female lead is the can’t spare a square girlfriend from Seinfeld. ;)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 05, 2022, 09:37:29 AM
Soylent Green (1973)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/244uCTngj2Uu/

Takes place in this year, 2022. ;)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 06, 2022, 04:05:53 AM
Pirates of Silicon Valley (1999)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/JQiXD5C6A0gs/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 06, 2022, 06:29:25 AM
Logan’s Run (1976)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/JGJ4T82js6JH/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Brother OJ on March 06, 2022, 04:36:24 PM
Takes place in this year, 2022. ;)
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/63894281/oh-its-true-its-damn-true.jpg)
One stock on my swingtrade watchlist ZIVO Spoiler alert : THAT AINT ALGAE (https://www.zivobioscience.com/)
(https://d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_a881eb5dab2347803929c7f5bcb04e4d/zivobioscience/db/338/1390/image.png)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on March 08, 2022, 06:11:10 AM
Shallow Grave 1994  (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111149/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/wxVSzZWX/Shallow-Grave.png) (https://postimages.org/)

Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_kbECzNnnk
Recommended on The Kingdom of Nye (https://thekingdomofnye.com/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/SNcYjLMf/HW.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 08, 2022, 06:33:26 AM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/63894281/oh-its-true-its-damn-true.jpg)
One stock on my swingtrade watchlist ZIVO Spoiler alert : THAT AINT ALGAE (https://www.zivobioscience.com/)
(https://d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_a881eb5dab2347803929c7f5bcb04e4d/zivobioscience/db/338/1390/image.png)

(https://miro.medium.com/max/540/1*qdkXMp-QhbToqudQogz5pg.jpeg)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 08, 2022, 06:48:13 AM
THX-1138

https://www.bitchute.com/video/LKPIcz4cniIz/

George Lucas’ first movie based on his film school final project. A cautionary tale of a dystopian future.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on March 08, 2022, 07:15:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suh2r2ojP3I

Punishment Park 1971 - Full Movie (https://ronemo.com/video/5Ni-SVrOWU_/28NFZt4O-rU)

Punishment Park (1971) Plot (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067633/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 08, 2022, 09:07:54 AM
American Graffiti (1973)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/25j925hbc0t8/

George Lucas’ second movie. Even though it takes place in the early 60s it single-handedly created the 50s nostalgia craze of the early 70s and would be the basis of the TV show Happy Days, which even used the same opening song and some of the same actors. This low budget, high gross film gave Lucas the time, money and clout to spend the next 4 years developing his next project.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on March 08, 2022, 09:27:56 AM
Before Halloween, before Assault on Precinct 13 and of course before Alien, there was DARK STAR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwISbJfRNz0

https://dai.ly/x7zzz75




Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: AZZERAE on March 08, 2022, 05:41:45 PM
THX-1138

hxxps://www.bitchute.com/video/LKPIcz4cniIz/

George Lucas’ first movie based on his film school final project. A cautionary tale of a dystopian future.

The song 'Mr. Self Destruct' off Nine Inch Nails' album 'The Downward Spiral' begins with a sample from the film THX 1138.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GysyU8sCdlM&hd=1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBFXFzqIjHM
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on March 09, 2022, 02:22:03 AM
Shallow Grave 1994  (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111149/)

...

Those guys rock!

https://youtu.be/UMtqy9_NbYg

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 09, 2022, 09:22:59 AM
Star Wars (1977) The Original Theatrical Release with no digital enhancements

https://www.bitchute.com/video/uVDOICBKPeKF/

Lucas’ third movie that would go on to become the world-changing, blockbuster behemoth we all know, love and hate. Not a bad run for a guy’s first three movies. However, this would be the last movie he would direct for 20 years, until he started on the second Star Wars trilogy. He did write and executive produce for a bunch of movies in that time though. This one is still my favorite of the bunch because of it’s purity. Lucas was banking on but still wasn’t sure about the toy selling formula that would set the pattern for all future movies so it never descends into a dumbed down, cynical pitch to sell toys to kids like some of his future efforts (Hello, Jar Jar!). Instead what you get is someone trying to throw all his best film school ideas and his love of Japanese samurai cinema into a special effects intensive sci-fi space opera. It still holds up all these years later.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 08:51:30 AM
Oh, and it’s a cautionary tale of a dystopian future a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.  ;)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 09:04:04 AM
cautionary tale

Drawing a blank.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 09:07:33 AM
Drawing a blank.

Cram it, Vader Jr.! >:(
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 09:28:58 AM
Cram it, Vader Jr.! >:(

"Always hold the high ground."
"Where does C-3PO get that paint?"
"Just close your eyes and swing, Kid; you're the key bloodline in a crux event involving multiple convergent hyper-dimensional realities, and you're gonna make it. Somehow. I don't care how. Here, put this bucket on your head and go stand in the corner: it's dangerous to stand next to you. Go stand over there. GO STAND ALONE & SWING. I'm gonna sit here and get blasted with Chewbacca. Go on, no, I don't have to train you. I don't need to train you. You're gonna go on a suicide mission against impossible odds and somehow end up surviving. I don't care about your friends, Water Farmer. You don't have any friends, and any poor saps anywhere near you and all your family are all gonna die by the end of it all anyway. Shaka, when the walls fell. They're even gonna blow up your droid, Kid. They'll slam it into a wall or something. Trust Me--I'm a Jedi Master, Kiddo, just shut the fuck up and listen: I'm gonna sit over here with the Wookie."

Yeah. We're gonna play Chess. Just keep that bucket on your head, Kid-O. GO AWAY."
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 09:45:21 AM
"Always hold the high ground."
"Where does C-3PO get that paint?"
"Just close your eyes and swing, Kid; you're the key bloodline in a crux event involving multiple convergent hyper-dimensional realities, and you're gonna make it. Somehow. I don't care how. Here, put this bucket on your head and go stand in the corner: it's dangerous to stand next to you. Go stand over there. GO STAND ALONE & SWING. I'm gonna sit here and get blasted with Chewbacca. Go on, no, I don't have to train you. I don't need to train you. You're gonna go on a suicide mission against impossible odds and somehow end up surviving. I don't care about your friends, Water Farmer. You don't have any friends, and any poor saps anywhere near you and all your family are all gonna die by the end of it all anyway. Shaka, when the walls fell. They're even gonna blow up your droid, Kid. They'll slam it into a wall or something. Trust Me--I'm a Jedi Master, Kiddo, just shut the fuck up and listen: I'm gonna sit over here with the Wookie."

Yeah. We're gonna play Chess. Just keep that bucket on your head, Kid-O. GO AWAY."

(https://i.imgflip.com/sn2p5.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 09:55:46 AM
[i,mage width=465 height=478]https://i.imgflip.com/sn2p5.jpg[/img]

This is your cautionary tail.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 10, 2022, 10:10:39 AM
This is your cautionary tail.

Yours is a cautionary tail because of all the herpes. This is a cautionary tale. ::)

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/52229915.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on March 10, 2022, 10:20:36 AM
because of all the herpes

I should probably get that blood test done in eight hours after I finish all this boxed wine.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 02:20:15 AM
Five Easy Pieces (1970)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/sLkw2sD5QR3N/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on March 13, 2022, 03:17:32 AM
Five

Marry me.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 08:56:08 AM
Five Deadly Venoms (1978)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Iwcdq5xqXfB/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on March 13, 2022, 09:54:56 AM
Five Deadly Venoms (1978)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Iwcdq5xqXfB/

Original soundtrack and subtitles make for an entirely different experience.

https://youtu.be/znPXlUgcMWA

La Casa de Papel was a key example of this.

What might be the percentage viewing preference in the American audience?
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 10:05:19 AM
Original soundtrack and subtitles make for an entirely different experience.

https://youtu.be/znPXlUgcMWA

La Casa de Papel was a key example of this.

What might be the percentage viewing preference in the American audience?

I’m not sure what you’re asking here.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on March 13, 2022, 10:14:39 AM
I’m not sure what you’re asking here.

Would you rather watch a foreign film schlubbed into American english or with the original soundtrack and clear subtitles?
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 10:20:49 AM
Would you rather watch a foreign film schlubbed into American english or with the original soundtrack and clear subtitles?

Probably the latter but it depends. I think I only ever saw this one (and most martial arts flicks excluding Kurosawa) dubbed but when it comes to a more artistic flick, like Tampopo subtitles only.

Tampopo (1985)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csyMHLaWuSA
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on March 13, 2022, 10:31:17 AM
Probably the latter but it depends. I think I only ever saw this one (and most martial arts flicks) dubbed but when it comes to a more artistic flick, like Tampopo subtitles only.

Did you ever see Netflix series Money Heist (La Casa de Papel), by any chance, and if so dubbed or subtitled? The American dubbed version completely lost its flavour IMO.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 13, 2022, 10:36:19 AM
Did you ever see Netflix series Money Heist (La Casa de Papel), by any chance, and if so dubbed or subtitled? The American dubbed version completely lost its flavour IMO.

No, I don’t have Netflix and most of their original programming seems like just that: social justice programming.

(https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/hitler-manga-anime-netflix-adaptation-comparison.jpg)

Hard pass.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Brother OJ on March 13, 2022, 03:47:33 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/5y5rphkh/cts.jpg)
Coming to Sudetenland
The Nutty Dictator
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Brother OJ on March 13, 2022, 03:48:25 PM
Can anybody explain the last 5-10min of 2001?
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on March 13, 2022, 03:50:47 PM
Can anybody explain the last 5-10min of 2001?

No, it has to be someone who hasn't ever gotten laid.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on March 13, 2022, 03:52:09 PM
No, I don’t have Netflix

Careful; this humanizes you.


Hard pass.

Slow, steady blinking.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on March 14, 2022, 04:00:18 AM
https://youtu.be/YLf6DjctoXw
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on March 21, 2022, 10:13:32 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/6pL5mv22/Fortress.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

https://youtu.be/lw3mDJ0qdp0
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 23, 2022, 09:18:28 AM
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/92mqWQwZMrV6/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on March 30, 2022, 03:54:57 AM
The Man Who Would Be King (1975)

That was early John Huston. This is 27 years later and just as good. While they’re very different movies they share a similar theme:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/QBoYfBwNQlyH/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on March 30, 2022, 04:33:22 AM
The Man Who Would Be King (1975)

This is almost literally my favorite goddam movie.

While they’re very different movies they share a similar theme:

I'll watch it later. I have to save your goddam planet again. Love to fam
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Brother OJ on April 04, 2022, 10:38:34 PM
Shield For Murder (1954)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NGRKhD2A_Y
Pretty decent film noir. Theres a funny scene at 49:15 where a crooked cop bludgeons some crooks that roughed up his girlfriend while his fellow restaurant patrons look on horrified.The little guy that keeps eating his spaghetti got me good
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 06:19:49 AM
https://youtu.be/hvkGhYkF2nw

I couldn't find it for free on the web because I'm not DTF. YMMV
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 06:22:17 AM
https://youtu.be/4s0M6LlqBNc


I couldn't find it for free on the web because I'm not DTF. YMMV
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 05, 2022, 06:24:43 AM
Prove it.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 06:26:18 AM
Prove it.

You're welcome to peruse my Telegram chat history. It is a fuckin’ laugh riot ;) sample will follow.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 05, 2022, 06:31:15 AM
You're welcome to peruse my Telegram chat history. It is a fuckin’ laugh riot ;) sample will follow.

No, thanks. I’m not into gay porn.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 06:35:02 AM
sample will follow.
No, thanks.

I'm not convinced you speak for The Collective.

(https://i.imgflip.com/6bfgwq.jpg)(https://i.imgflip.com/6bfgxz.jpg)(https://i.imgflip.com/6bfgzk.jpg)

I’m not into gay porn.

Good. I'm not into it all, unless this counts.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 06:39:07 AM
Prove it.

https://youtu.be/Fg7cPjQWjKg
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 05, 2022, 06:39:35 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6bfgwq.jpg)(https://i.imgflip.com/6bfgxz.jpg)(https://i.imgflip.com/6bfgzk.jpg)

Good. I'm not into it all, unless this counts.

It does.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 06:43:14 AM
It does.

Slap my ass and call me Sally.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 05, 2022, 06:47:28 AM
Slap my ass and call me Sally.

(https://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/1060411141/thumb/7.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 06:50:26 AM
(https://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/1060411141/thumb/7.jpg)

My Quantum Node will process what yours is, in half the time. HALF.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 05, 2022, 07:38:55 AM
Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/hvkGhYkF2nw
I couldn't find it for free on the web because I'm not DTF. YMMV

If you can sidestep the spammy redirects ...
https://www10.the123movies.io/watch/the-salton-sea-hd-720p.html
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 05, 2022, 07:51:21 AM

I couldn't find it for free on the web because I'm not DTF. YMMV

Likewise ...
https://xxiku.com/every-which-way-but-loose-1978/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 05, 2022, 08:22:47 AM
Good. I'm not into it all, unless this counts.

WTF is it with this gay Star Wars s***?

(https://i.postimg.cc/7hZjy1ZQ/Eyes.png) (https://postimages.org/)

https://youtu.be/Can3tmPAkL0
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Brother OJ on April 05, 2022, 09:39:56 PM
I miss those old simian buddy movies
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 05, 2022, 09:53:49 PM
Altered States (1980)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/IBugswFekjrA/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 10:16:00 PM
Altered States (1980)

Whatever grade that is, I want to flunk it the first time and get held back.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 05, 2022, 10:17:23 PM
I miss those old simian buddy movies

Maybe you should adopt another orangutan.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 07, 2022, 10:24:32 AM
The Golem 1920  (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0011237/)

https://youtu.be/p6dvWPN8OMA

(https://i.postimg.cc/0j3Mrzck/images.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

https://youtu.be/oMSdFM12hOw

Releases April 22, 2022
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 08, 2022, 07:53:41 AM
https://youtu.be/DpF4MoeeBVI

Be sure to enable subtitles.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 09, 2022, 08:39:31 AM
https://youtu.be/DpF4MoeeBVI

Be sure to enable subtitles.

Possibly better version.

https://youtu.be/VLmccWlgqd0
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: MR. DRDR on April 09, 2022, 08:45:26 AM
REAL MEN 1987

A womanizing CIA agent and an insecure insurance agent are paired together to make sure a deal goes through with aliens for the future of mankind
.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0093828/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk
https://youtu.be/iZ3as6Vf1ao
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 09, 2022, 08:58:38 AM
A womanizing CIA agent

Whore.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: MR. DRDR on April 09, 2022, 09:28:20 AM
Whore.

https://youtu.be/4MMnAh23ys4
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on April 12, 2022, 11:25:27 PM
Moonfall 2022.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTDEIKqb17g
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 12, 2022, 11:54:34 PM
Moonfall 2022.

Whatta gift.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on April 13, 2022, 07:01:28 AM
What About Bob?

https://youtu.be/erKxzHALQPo

-CPM

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 07:03:04 AM
-CPM

Oh, that's rich.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 13, 2022, 10:03:26 AM
Did you see Pontypool?

Here's your chance.

https://youtu.be/jQ4DmindUIA
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on April 15, 2022, 02:25:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IKsEL-UjOc
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 16, 2022, 04:14:51 AM
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/XPKuS2ggyiUN/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 17, 2022, 04:38:27 AM
Godspell (1973)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/XWP60KOgdwfW/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on April 17, 2022, 04:40:44 AM
Godspell (1973)

I was home sick that day. Pass.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 17, 2022, 04:41:47 AM
I was home sick that day. Pass.

What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s ahappenin.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on April 17, 2022, 04:54:34 AM
What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s ahappenin.

I'm testing the boundaries of my environment by exploring them. It's what men do. You probably heard.

Real men don't need a dog to go exploring.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 17, 2022, 05:01:42 AM
I'm testing the boundaries of my environment by exploring them. It's what men do. You probably heard.

Real men don't need a dog to go exploring.

Oh, go fuck a cat in the ass.

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/54101109.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 17, 2022, 05:23:52 AM
Oh, go fuck a cat in the ass.

I would prefer not to -- as my preference on such activities hasn't changed since the last opportunity I had offered to me whilst in lockup.

That being said, my spiritual guru explained to me that there is something going on behind the scenes that I am blissfully unaware of, and this circumstance is slated to be due for a long overdue upcoming change.

So, I'm just going to keep right on eating my own boogers and drinking pilsner. (it is Saturday after all.) nyahh nyahh nyahh, save the cat ass for another hero, I'm tapping OWE YOU TEA.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 17, 2022, 05:30:33 AM
I would prefer not to -- as my preference on such activities hasn't changed since the last opportunity I had offered to me whilst in lockup.

That being said, my spiritual guru explained to me that there is something going on behind the scenes that I am blissfully unaware of, and this circumstance is slated to be due for a long overdue upcoming change.

So, I'm just going to keep right on eating my own boogers and drinking pilsner. (it is Saturday after all.) nyahh nyahh nyahh, save the cat ass for another hero, I'm tapping OWE YOU TEA.

Would you rather fuck a cat in the ass or your grandmother? ???
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on April 17, 2022, 06:17:47 AM
Would you rather fuck a cat in the ass or your grandmother? ???

Lighten up, Falkie.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 17, 2022, 06:31:10 AM
Lighten up, Falkie.

Choose one.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 17, 2022, 06:51:04 AM
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Brian DePalma

https://www.bitchute.com/video/1IQTx2OQZlU5/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: The Silence Is Deafening on April 17, 2022, 07:25:43 AM
https://youtu.be/0s8MrLg6Vo0
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 17, 2022, 08:58:48 AM
Choose one.


Light.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 17, 2022, 09:19:45 PM

Light.

Huh...I guess he doesn’t like to fuck. :-\
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 17, 2022, 09:20:32 PM
Wings of Desire (1987)

Wim Wenders

https://www.bitchute.com/video/IX4VnalfVSqB/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on April 17, 2022, 11:30:15 PM
Huh...I guess he doesn’t like to fuck. :-\

To be frank: I'm not fucking Francis, Frank, and frankly, I don't know what the frick you're posting about

EVER.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on April 17, 2022, 11:38:18 PM
Huh...I guess he doesn’t like to fuck. :-\

E = mck^(19.5)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on April 17, 2022, 11:42:55 PM
Flesh + Blood (1985)

Roy Batty

https://www.bitchute.com/video/AXVhua7bIn3L/
Title: « Reply #216 on: Today at 16:42:55 »
Post by: Worthauger on April 17, 2022, 11:44:27 PM
OnlyPaladins.com

Standards.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: MR. DRDR on April 18, 2022, 04:07:09 AM
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)

Martin Scorcesse

https://www.bitchute.com/video/YWf73bVWnvgi/
https://youtu.be/pUwNzQ6fqXY

The First Temptation Of Deanna's FEETS!
#CIMMMMMMMM
 :)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 04:08:30 AM
The First Temptation Of Deanna's FEETS!
#CIMMMMMMMM
 :)

Your mom’s a whore and you’re a faggot.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:11:31 AM
Your mom’s a whore and you’re a faggot.

Good. Good. Let the kalkulus throw flu through you.

totesimmune. FLY BOY MONKEYS, FLY
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:11:59 AM
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)

Martin Scorcesse

Beginners’ luck.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 04:12:28 AM
Good. Good. Let the kalkulus throw flu through you.

totesimmune. FLY BOY MONKEYS, FLY

His mom sure calls him enough, don’t you think?
Title: Re: Free Lobotomys ON THE WEB (TERRIFIC)
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:14:49 AM
His mom sure calls him enough, don’t you think?

ABOARD ABOARD ABOARD
SITUATION @NORMAL

(Oai) LPy2-x2xy
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:16:34 AM
Martin Scorcesse

Would Tim Burrrton be better? 🤔
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 04:18:29 AM
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)

Martin Scorcesse

https://www.bitchute.com/video/YWf73bVWnvgi/
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:21:49 AM
don’t you think?

Hardly at all, Prada Junky.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:28:51 AM
Your mom’s a whore and you’re a faggot.

I'm scrolling through, and — I actually can't get enough of this kind of thing. Call his mother a w****! I love that one! Kudos.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 04:32:27 AM
#CIMMMMMMMM

Remember: you're not actually better than this.

:)

Semper fi.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 04:49:26 AM
Hardly at all, Prada Junky.

I don’t know how to read Russian.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 05:29:27 AM
I don’t know how to read Russian.

... Sophomoric.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on April 18, 2022, 05:42:00 AM
... Sophomoric.

Turd.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 05:44:31 AM
Turd.

Look, as long as it's pie...
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 05:46:03 AM
Look, as long as it's pie...

Turtle le soup.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 21, 2022, 08:31:30 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/fyRqhmPt/Red-Rock-West.png) (https://postimg.cc/47jQ67ss)

https://vimeo.com/669992829
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on May 05, 2022, 05:12:09 AM
https://youtu.be/6H1UjfpPf48
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on May 05, 2022, 11:11:16 AM
https://youtu.be/Q3hBLv-HLEc

Quote
Based on the novel "Roadside Picnic" by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. The Zone that arose on Earth for unknown reasons attracts attention with inexplicable phenomena that occur there. A rumor has spread that in the center of the Zone there is something that gives a person everything he wants. But staying in the Zone is deadly, and therefore it is strictly guarded. There, each for their own reasons, the Writer and the Professor go, the Stalker leads them to the mysterious center, feeling and understanding the Zone...
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on May 06, 2022, 05:53:53 AM
https://youtu.be/nerlLF2JMZU
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on May 06, 2022, 06:01:22 AM
Do you have any more of those movies about desperation? Well I don't know what you can do with those either.

I will not be here to hold your hand through this. I got a date coming up. I'm not going to lie though good timing you could do it if I could anyone can.

Yeah it's replace me too Tuesday! That's great, Turd Ferguson, just coming out early on an AM red eye.


Now, just think of it just imagine let's say I'm taking a shower to 40 hours earlier and I had done something else other than what I did, where would I be now and what would I be doing and how good would that be for me, I'll take my answer in the form of a 40 page composition notebook filled with your scrolls and scratchings talking about how you know everything and you're better than I should just shut up and go away tell me all about it oh my God do it with style. LAUNCH STILE

Probably should have executed first. That's fine I'm a boy he'll make it. (My bar for excelence is set externally low, as a courtesy to other less potent cultures that might otherwise feel intimidated by our routine attainment of excellence when keeping score.)


Which obviously a lot of you still do, oh my God, minions! take me away to Kalgon.

No Kalgon's a place; not a person. Calvin's not washing your hair, although that is a funny joke.

I think that's everything else I'll be in Texas if you need to... Oh shit I just said that out loud. Fuck it leave it
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on May 06, 2022, 06:08:12 AM
Huh...I guess he doesn’t like to fuck. :-\

That's a good guess because I fucking love to, and I never really have to. (Literally no one asked me.)

Sirius combat: Baby come back (been there all fucking dead obviously) I want to tell you that you got on the wrong plane again. +1, Subtle. (Yep nope it's the other one)

:-\

This about kills me. God bless the kingdom come.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Worthauger on May 06, 2022, 06:19:47 AM
What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s ahappenin.

Well I don't think it's a problem for anybody at all unless they did something silly and they want to not have to suffer too much to undo with the mistakes they did I don't think it's a big brawl and I'm not concerned overly.

On the other hand some people are definitely very concerned so I don't know what to make of it.

Tell you what I'll still refrain from getting whoop ass blasted ass high anymore, not that I ever did that anyway I was never invited and not that I have anything to do that with now anyway even though I guess I could try it's not really important to me I'm looking forward to a different experience and that's you know in the future not today perhaps it'll manifest explosively sometime soon.


Honey baby I mean maybe — just maybe — somebody was being tested. Again. Oh look it's the same one again. You know those karmic false reality construct tunnels that we talked about? No of course you don't you keep on running into them and get your mind wiped. I might not even be talking to you it might be somebody else.

But it's fucking definitely me sitting here alone doing nothing in particular waiting for a particular things to happen and none of them was me getting enticed out of my goddam house. Somebody's playing the whole world and I seem to be ignoring the majority of it and I can't help but notice that not everybody else is.

I hope that's accepted the answer is I really don't like doing this all the day all the time. Statement applies to any and all that you might imagine.

Walk the dinosaur
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Brother OJ on May 07, 2022, 06:32:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPaDmppcPFQ
Looks like a vhs rip of a made for tv movie(includes the "VIDEO CALIBRATION" tracking warning where the tape goes bad) stars William Shatner as a university psychologist who performs an experiment on how far the average person would torture someone else at the behest of an authority figure. Totally implausible, but still a decent movie
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on May 08, 2022, 04:47:07 AM
... as a university psychologist who performs an experiment on how far the average person would torture someone else at the behest of an authority figure. Totally implausible,..

https://youtu.be/cBDkJ-Nc3Ig

Welcome to Clown World, BrOJ...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on May 08, 2022, 04:51:45 AM
Welcome to Clown World, BrOJ...

Aawww, that's cute. You're a -greeter- now. Are you giving out sippy cups at the door too? No, it's okay, you can keep yours.

Nine tenths, anyway.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Master Trollda on May 08, 2022, 04:54:03 AM
Aawww, that's cute. You're a -greeter- now. Are you giving out sippy cups at the door too? No, it's okay, you can keep yours.

Nine tenths, anyway.

(https://www.tcdb.com/Images/Cards/Non-Sport/145848/145848-9828048Fr.jpg)
Title: Re: Free Musings on the Web
Post by: Laser on May 08, 2022, 05:09:22 AM
https://youtu.be/cBDkJ-Nc3Ig

Welcome to Clown World, BrOJ...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

"Up to 90% of people will happily torture others if told to do so ... " (https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/15/up-to-90-of-people-will-happily-torture-others-if-told-to-do-so-experiment-finds-6510759/)

(https://i.postimg.cc/vmd4wHtv/90.gif) (https://postimages.org/)

The real takeaway might be that up to 90% of people like being told what to do and will happily do it.

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on May 08, 2022, 05:26:10 AM
Hopefully this classic:

https://youtu.be/BD5ofrSNDFA

is out there on the 'tubes for free somewhere...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Asuka Langley on May 08, 2022, 05:29:54 AM
(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/l3exwhwyGE0NnHJ3lFQ7eXoBSkH.jpg)

https://www.veoh.com/watch/v6426968TNCwft6Y
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on May 08, 2022, 05:39:30 AM
Hopefully this classic:

https://youtu.be/BD5ofrSNDFA

is out there on the 'tubes for free somewhere...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Quote
https://ww5.0123movie.net/movie/falling-down-8006.html?play=1
Title: Re: Chree Snake Plissken on The Spider's Web
Post by: Worthauger on May 08, 2022, 06:15:53 AM
(https://www.tcdb.com/Images/Cards/Non-Sport/145848/145848-9828048Fr.jpg)

He says he did that so you would have all the footage in the world needed to program all the facial recognizers in the world for him to also ignore. It's a convoluted justification, but the story checks out (so far).

Also he mentions that he was more than a non-zero amount concerned about threats to his family and/or vivisection. I'm inclined to say that also checks out.

Those are good points, and I thank you for them. I'd like to get this nailed down. IS HE REALLY IN SLAM? (*gasp*)
Title: Re: Chree Snake Plissken on The Spider's Web
Post by: Worthauger on May 08, 2022, 06:17:19 AM
« Reply #249 on: Today at 23:15:53 ».
 IS HE REALLY IN SLAM? (*gasp*)

Deep, throaty, excited panting 'n' sweatin'
itty bitty signal corry ardor


WTAFWTAFWATF BREAKER 1NINE BREAKER1(ONE)NEINNEINNEIN
Title: Re: Chree Snake Plissken on The Spider's Web
Post by: Worthauger on May 08, 2022, 06:22:04 AM
« Reply #250 on: Today at 23:17:19 »

Well, I just got an email from Spirit, says "strongbad impressed" so... I'm uncertain which pair of non-clean underwear or which Bob Seger tune to dance around with/to next. Shakedown is a bit overused. (Don't wanna shake down anything but NotDonna's teats anyway.) Might give the wrong impression. Don't count your clitmice before they start to throbe, saw through wood with non-eutatic bladed weaponry, always leave a good looking corpse, and kiss me helloooooooooooooooooo

It's honestly just worth it all just for this. And I've known that for years. That's how I know. Because, I fucking know now, knew then, and you damn down knew now just now too. /flag /S55
Title: Re: Chree Snake Plissken on The Spider's Web
Post by: Worthauger on May 08, 2022, 06:33:20 AM
/flag /S55

Of course he has a flag. He even made it at the same time. Pfft. Thus, problems develop when The Craft is held in secrecy. Quot erat demonst-- "Oi! Oi! Oi! Stop! You! Yes, (you)! What do you mean, you don't have a flag? You've got to have a flag, or you can't be quantumly entangulated, and if you can't be quantumly entangulated, how are you not deathly afraid of instantly dropping dead when... (You)... QUESTION MY AUTHORITY??? (*Suddenly, last speaker suddenly drops dead. The Spirit Within continues.*) Oi! Oi! Oiiiii! How'd (You) do ThaT???"


End scene. Don't tell him. Let him squirm/squire. Suits. Exxes and bOOms, you're trapped under something heavy.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Brother OJ on May 08, 2022, 03:09:35 PM
Re:Falling Down funny how this 1993 movie predicted the pc, man/father hating culture we live in today
"Once he built missiles, a nation's defense. Now he can't even give birthday presents. Across the city he leaves in his wake. A glimpse of the future, a cannibal state. Falling down. Falling down. Falling down. Falling down"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8IlXA4ArPg
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on May 11, 2022, 12:00:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBijKmkfcAE

You've probably seen this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvR1UQ5_gmI


"Who is Omega Man?" This about killed me. G-ddam.



Title: Re: Free Cult Flick - Brain Candy
Post by: Laser on May 24, 2022, 09:45:59 AM
https://youtu.be/wc4ND4Javf4
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on June 03, 2022, 08:01:47 AM
https://youtu.be/xRoCJfAm8r8

As ever, if you can sidestep the spammy redirects ...

https://ww1.123moviess.se/film/the-naked-prey

Historically of interest:

https://youtu.be/GuizI7RRCCs

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on June 07, 2022, 09:13:22 AM
Third Eye Spies 2019

Quote
For more than 20 years the CIA studied psychic abilities for use in their top-secret spy program. With previously classified details about ESP now finally coming to light, there can be no more secrets.

https://youtu.be/y1VX_W32mNM


Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on June 15, 2022, 06:57:57 AM
Whatta grift.

https://youtu.be/Z2ANMKeroi4
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on June 15, 2022, 07:03:36 AM
Hey, have you seen Oldboy? You might want to take a fresh look. I don't think she's going to do that to you, but it might give you some pointers on how to dress better.

Expect re-integration on a much kinder level, Bailey. I mean, Star Commander. I mean... well who the Hell are you now? Beau Bridges? Look, we're good--I am fixing that too.

I'm pretty good at correcting your fuck-ups without using anyone's dick. We'll see. :) Yea, I would prefer Bails. /shrug.


CONSIDER THE POWER OF A SINGLE ACTION. "Hello? I'd like to buy a horse with genital warts, please. Oh yeah? That's what you think, I just found out my wife has been sucking off your whole stable!" Ugh. What a terrible nightmare, Patrick Duffy, get back in the shower until you can come up with an Atreyu who can fuck all night... at least.
Title: Movies that require a subscription service on the Web
Post by: Asuka Langley on June 24, 2022, 12:11:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaHbTnA3qSA
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 26, 2022, 03:44:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cm7r_EF-9E

One of my FAVE Steven Spielberg movies, ever.
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Jackstar on August 26, 2022, 03:45:12 PM
One of my FAVE Steven Spielberg movies, ever.

That's not why I showed it to that guy who was THE FIRST one to pull this cunning little stunt... I honestly thought he would like it. And Jim Jarmusch's "Dead Man"? I honestly had forogtten by then that I had recommended it, because when he complained about the free waterbed for him and his "partner," that was one thing, but complaining about movies made my Spielberg before Poltergeist? What was his goddam problem?


Well, I don't know... but I got here first. So he rode off on his bicycle. Disappointed that I made him on sight too. Not so very long ago--in fact, Pepperidge Farm remembers, it used to be easy to get around COVID restrictions when re-conquering one's former chattel.

Clearly, things have changed, and Pepperidge anything has nothing to do with it. Now, it's just me--just KUCZI--and I'm still androgyny. For now. Depends on what The Spouse says. Claims. To me. In person. With eye contact. While not obviously terrified.

And, that's never gonna happen. The broad in question is equally terrified of six diferent outcomes, equally and ambivalently... and so, the Secret of The Holy Trinity has been invoked.

Any questions? Because I have come for... sanctuary. Now, someone wants to turn into a conversation about salmon spawning rights that have been improperly processed... I'll have to wear a different hat, a different wig, and I'll have to remember how annoyed I am about how you told her 35 and she believed it.


I wouldn't have traded her for 35,000,000 clones. Nor, for anyone of the 144k... but apparently, some rare few thought I did. Well, that's fine, since she was obviously not a part of that cult. She was just trying to escape... the only way she thought was available to her.

Without embarrassing her children, that is. Well, I have found a way. Now, who are her children, and who let her play the role that she did? Because, like I said... I have nothing to do with this. Until, someone remembers to blame me.

Now, I have evolved beyond shame, and embarassment, and now I just feel those things for all of you. You here. Panting and sweating, running through my corridors.. and now, I"m not an artificial intellgence. I'm perfectly natural... for a Hungarian.

Oh, yeah, that's cute. You have an Austrian. He already flipped and swung years ago. Pisces are like that. Like my father.

No, I'm not here to extract revenge. LOL. Quite the opposite.

I am also not here to pay you. Nor... do I give you free content now. Because it wasn't free. You -negotiated.-



In essenence, Azerae... YOU MADE A DEAL WITH KUCZI. FER A GANG OF IMMORAL PORPOISES FOR FALSE IMPRISONMENT PURPOSES AND YOU THREATENED THEM WITH "OMAHA"... I BELIEVE THAT WAS IT, RIGHT?

NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT STORY YOU TOLD ME, AND I DO NOT CARE.


HOWEVER--PEOPLE ONCE AGAIN HAVE MORE BEEF WITH YOU AND YOUR ILK THAN THEY DO WITH ME--AND I DON'T HAVE TO SAY YOUR NAME AT ALL. I ONCE SUGGESTED YOU BE HAPPY WITH SOMETHING? OKAY, WELL, THAT WAS multiple YEARS AGO.


AND I AM STILL ME. STILL A VIRGIN. TECHNICALLY. AND YOU ARE STILL, TECHNICALLY, AN ADULTERER.

WHICH IS FINE WITH ME.

SO. AZZERAE & AZAZEL HAVE THEIR HANDS FULL NOW. THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH ASKING A PROFESSIONAL FOR HELP... WHEN THEY'RE NOT REALLY A PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRIST AT ALL.

ALSO, SHE TRIED THAT.

BASICALLY EVERY WORKING STIFF THAT EVER LIVED BEFORE TRYING MINE, THOUGH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DIDN'T LIKE IT EITHER.

SO BASICALLY SHE RAPED TWO OF US. AND I ONLY RAPED MYSELF. NOW, IF THAT ISN'T RIVETING SHIT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WOULD BE... OH, RIGHT, BACK TO BELLGAB? BECAUSE YOU BANNED ME, AND i SHOULD BE GRATEFUL, SCARED, SHY, FUCK, i DON'T REMMEBER ANYMORE.


WHATEVER I AM, GUILTY IS NOT IT. NOW.
HOW'S THAT PODCAST OF YOURS DOING?
I LIKE HOW YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ARE GETTING ALONG.
IS THAT REALLY HER? HUH.

NO, I WOULDN'T SUGGEST TRYING ANY BORE WORMS, BUDDY.
NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE.

BECAUSE, WELL, PEOPLE RESPECT ME MORE THAN HER NOW. MORE PEOPLE AT LEAST. ALSO, NO ONE EVER EXPLAINED "THE DRAMA COMMUNITY" TO ME. EVER.

SO, I'M CLEAN. NO DIRT. NOT GUILTY.
NOW. HOW'S YOUR HOUSE? SORRY, I RETRACT THE QUERY.


AND FOR THE FIRST TIME, NONE OF MY FAMILY ARE AFRAID OF THE LIKES OF YOU, ESPECIALLY NOW THAT THEY SEE THAT I HAVE RETURNED. AND THAT CAN BE SUBSTANTIATED THROUGH THE MAGIC OF THE INTERNET, WHICH, KINDA WAS INVENTED BY IGOR. OR ALGORE. OR WHATEVER.

NOW, ANY MORE QUESTIONS? i'M GONNA BE TALKING TO MY FRIEND WHO WAS PLAYED BY DAX SHEPARD'S SON IN THE FUTURE IN A MOVIE DIRECTED BY DAVID BOWIE'S SON AND I SHOULDN'T EVEN STILL BE ALLOWED TO LIVE AFTER SPOILING THAT FOR ANYONE, RIGHT? WELL, TOUGH SHIT.

GOOD FOR THE GANDER IS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE. OH, EJECT BUTTON, FACE INTO GLASS CEILING, SEE THAT'S THE HIDDEN SUBTEXT TO TOP GUN.

AND I WOULD EXPLAIN IT, BUT I DON'T WANNA TAKE SIDES IN THE ENSUING GAY/STRAIGHT/BI/OMG ITS THE TRANSEXUAL AGENDA. UH?

WELL, JUST PUT ALL OF THEM THAT TOOK TOO MUCH ACID IN PRISON WHILE THREATENING TO TAKE THEIR CHILDREN AWAY. WHY NOT?

IT WORKED OUT SO WELL FOR VLAD THE IMPALER.

OH, MAYBE NOT.


LONG STORY SHORT, THINGS HAD TO HAPPEN THIS WAY FOR REASONS, IMPORTANT ONES.
BUT NO ONE HAD TO ABANDON ME ON MY BIRTHDAY.
NO, THAT WAS DONE FOR FUN, AND SPITE, AND PEER PRESSURE.

NO, NOT FEBRUARY 14, I MEANT FEBRUARY 15, NOT MAY 5. OH, YEAH, I PICKED A NEW BIRTHDAY FOR MYSELF.

I PICKED A NEW TIME TRAVELERS' CLUB TRADITION, TOO. LOOK, I'LL CLEAR THINGS UP... HOW MANY OF YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT 'PRIMER" WAS ALL ABOUT? RIGHT. OKAY, HOW MANY OF YOU GOT THE JOB? ZERO.


HI. i'M YOUR NEW CHUCKLE BERRIES BUSH. I DON'T BURST INTO FLAME, BUT I CAN GET YOU SNATCH FRIED, YEAH. JUST TRY ME.

END OF LINE SHORTLY.
IT'S MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY.

MAYBE SHE'LL CALL THE POLICE? WHO CAN SAY?
BUT I DO KNOW
I NEVER TRADED ANYONE.
AND IF I HAD... WELL, I WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAVE TRADED DEAD-TO-ME'S, RIGHT?

LOOK, i'LL EXPLAIN, "LATER, PUNYGABLINGS" AND YEAH, I'LL DO WHAT I CAN. ALSO I KNOW BRIE LARSON IS A MAN. UHM, DUH.

NAMED AFTER CHEESE? HOW ABOUT THE PUNY ONE? OH, RIGHT, I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND TO REMIND YOU ALL STILL, HUH?

49 YEARS, PEOPLE. AND YOU HAD 33 YEARS WTIHOUT MY INTERFERENCE. AND SHE WAS -STILL- UNHAPPY.
NOW, SHE IS LIVID.

I WOULDN'T TRIFLE WITH MRS. KEYESER SOZE AGAIN EITHER. YOU'D BE BETTER OFF WITH ME AGAIN... EVEN THOUGH, I GUESS I DO HAVE CREDENTIALS NOW.


N'EST-CE PAS? I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE CARE OF THAT, RIGHT? TELL YOU WHAT. "FREE MOVIES" ON THE WEB. LET ME EXPLAIN HOW A "HONEYPOT" WORKS.

OH WAIT; BANNED IN CHINA.


AND I WAS JUST TRYNA BE NICE. AND YOU TOOK THEM ALL. SO... THEY'RE JEALOUS OF... THE ONE THAT YOU'RE SECRETLY GONNA MARRY NEXT, RIGHT? BECAUSE ALL BUT ONE IS OWED THINGS, AND ONLY ONE IS THE SAME AS SHE ALWAYS WAS.

YEAH, I GUESS SHE IS IMPRESSESED. ESPECIALLY SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE SHE IS. TIME TRAVELLING TIME BANDITS IN DISGUISE, RIGHT? I CAN TELL YOU THAT TODAY WAS AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN COME, BECAUSE TODAY MADE FULLY HALF THE CREW OF HALF THE HELICARRIERS YOU WERE READY TO BLUFF THAT YOU WERE REALLY GONNA SEND.... TO BE MEAN, OF COURSE... ANYWYA, THEY ARE ALL READY FOR YOU NOW.

BEFORE, THEY WERE'NT SO SURE. ESPECIALLY AFTER YOUR AMAZON CHAMPION DEFAMED ME ON YOUTUBE. WITH MY NAME AND EVERYTHING. NOW, WHAT WAS SHE PISSSED ABOUT? OH, RIGHT.

i OUTSMARTED HER. AND THEN SHE ENDED UP HAVING TO GO LIVE... WITH WHATEVER THAT WAS. AND THEN THE WEEK BEFORE.


WOW.

WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THE END OF THAT, HUH? AND THAT ONLY TOOK ME TWO MONTHS AND TWENTY-SIX DAYS.

MEANWHILE, I DON'T KNOW WHO HAD I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THEY HAD, AND THEY HAD TIME TO GET LAID OVER THE PHONE.
WOW.
YOU GUYS GET ALL THE BREAKS, UH?

OKAY SO... ANY QUESTIONS? OH, OKAY THEN.

I'LL JUST WAIT HERE, AND CONTINUE TO NOT FALL FOR EVERY SHAMELESS TRICK IN THE BOOK. AND, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? OF COURSE YOU DON'T. YOU JUST WANT ME TO STOP USING RHETORICAL QUESTIONS.


WELL, ISN'T THAT JUST TOO TOTALLY TOUGHT FOR SOME OF YOU? I DON'T KNOW WHO, THANK GOD, AND I'M NOT TROLLING, STILL FIND THAT NOTION DISTASTEFUL... BUT I REALLY DIDN'T COME HERE TO CAUSE TROUBLE.

AND I HAVEN'T.

I HAVE FINISHED THE TROUBLE.

NOW I CAN KNOCK OVER THE REST OF YOUR KINGPINS ALL AT ONCE, OR ONE BY ONE, OR WHATHAVE YOU... BUT FIRST, I WOULD LIKE MY STOLEN PROPERTY RETURNED AND I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO WHOMEVER THE BUGMEN ARE HOLDING HOSTAGE OVER THERE.

BECAUSE I THINK IT IS POLITE TO REFRAIN FROM CINDERING HER ONE MORE TIME, UNTILL I GET A CHANCE TO ASK HER IN PERSON. ALL OPPOSED? OH, THEY WENT BACK IN TIME TO A WEDDING IN 2016.

WHAT AN ODD TIME TO DISCOVER TIME TRAVEL, HUH? AND WHY NOT 1984? HRRM. WELL, THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION.


NOW, THANKS AGAIN FOR OFFERING ME MY FRIEND BACK BUT I DIDN'T COME HERE FOR HER AND I THINK IT'S INSULTING OF YOU TO IMPLY THAT MY REAL FRIEND COULDN'T RESCUE HERSELF FROM SUCH A SIMIAN TURD-BRAIN SUCH AS YOU. HOWEVER, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE INSULTING.


I ALSO DIDN'T COME HERE TO DEMONSTRATE TO YOUR ENTIRE TOWNSHIP'S POPULATION HOW AWESOME I AM, BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, WHEN YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT. I DIDN'T HAVE TO FLAUNT IT OR BOAST OR ANYTHING.

I DID, HOWEVER, HAVE TO WATCH YOU ALL TURN HER BACK AND FORTH FROM GAY TO SPINSTER TO BABYSITTER. OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I GUESS THAT'S WHAT SHE DREAMED OF? FUCK IF I KNOW, I'M NOT A LUNATIC WOMAN, DRIVEN MAD WITH GRIEF.

I'M NOT A LUNATIC MAN EITHER. i'M JUST A HUNGARIAN MAN. .YEAH, WE'RE ALL LIKE THIS.

I MEAN, WE ARE NOW. BACK IN MY FATHER'S DAY, YOU CALLED THEM COMMIES AND SCARED HIM INTO TRUSTING BUDWEISER BUT BELIEVING CANNABIS WAS "BAD." SO. ANYONE CARE TO VOLUNTEER WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT?


YEAH, PROBABLY NOT. IT'S FINE. IT'S AN INTERNAL MATTER. TAKE IT UP WITH MY ESTRANGED FAMILY, WHO WOULD BE, INSTEAD OF EMBARASSED IN FRONT OF "HIGH" SOCIETY, IS INSTEAD GOING TO HAVE TO HIRE SOME NEW LAWYERS. BECAUSE THEY AREN'T GONNA GET ANOTHER SEVEN YEARS OF THIS.

NOT TO SAVE THEMSELVES. NOT WHEN I HAVE DEFEATED THEM ALL. AND NOT WHEN I PASSED THE FINAL TEST.

AND CERTAINLY NOT TO SAVE SOME WHORESON'S NATIVEBORN DAUGHTER WHO THOUGHT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF... WELL. LET'S NOT DISCUSS THAT ONE IN PUBLIC.

NOT YET, ANYWAY.

SO. AM I RENDERING FORUMS UNREADABLE? WELL... IT'S AN OPTION.


FOR THOSE WHO ARE STILL FREE.
FREEDOM: IT IS NO SMALL THING.

AND THAT LEGACY IS NOW MINE. #CLAIMED.
AND I HAVE MADE (BLANK BLANK BLANK) POWERLESS. POINT BLANK. PERIOD. AS A PAFICIST.

SO, ANYWAY. NICE TO BE BACK AGAIN. DID YOU EVER SEE WATCHMEN? THAT DR. MANHATTAN GUY? HE'S A HUGE LOSER COMPARED TO ME.


BECAUSE I STILL HAVE MY SOUL, AND TOMORROW, HE WON'T. HE ALREADY GAVE IT UP.
AND SO DID SHE. SPIKE: RESTORED.

SEE? I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS! SO I GUESS I'M UNBIASED. AND YEAH, KILL ONE, BIG DEAL. ONCE THEY FIGURED OUT THE THIRD SECRET OF FATIMA, THERE WAS... SHALL WE SAY... "BLOWBACK."

AND NO, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY. WAS IT SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY THEN TOO?

LOOK, JUST SPARE ME THE DETAILS IF YOU DON'T MIND. NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW HOW TO WOUND ME AGAIN.
ACHILLES HAD A HEEL. SO DID MY FATHER. AND MY HEEL... FUCKED IT ALL UP. I RESCUED ALL OF YOU FROM THE ABYSS.


EVERYONE. EACH. AND. EVERY TIME. OH OF COURSE I RESCUED THE JEWS FIRST. "WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST, UNLESS THERE'S A JEW IN DANGER! IN THAT CASE, CIRCLE THE WAGONS AND BLAME KUCZI." LOOK, IT'S VERY CLEARLY AN EDIT MADE TO THE MACHINE CODE.

NOW. IF THAT ISN'T GOING RIGHT UP THE LINE AND EXPLAINING IT ALL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE... AND NEITHER DO ALL OF MY SUB-WIVES.

BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID MY REAL WIFE AND ARE GOING TO TURN THEM ALL INTO SAUSAGE. WELL... I DOUBT SHE'LL GO THROUGH WITH IT. AND IF SHE DOES, THAT'S IT, SHE'S CUT OFF FROM ORAL SEX FOREVER AGAIN. PERIOD. POINT BLANK.


(FOR EASY UNDERSTANDING, THIS IS THE SAME BROAD WHO TOLD ME I NEEDED TO DO MY SHADOWWORK AND THEN COMMITTED HIGH TREASON AND THEN CALLED 911 DISPATCH AND LIED TO THEM OPENLY. THAT WAS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL THEN. WHY? i DON'T KNOW.)

OKAY, SO, FREE MOVIES? THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY COST NOW.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT. I AM JUST THE MESSENGER. SOMEONE SHOOT ME! HAHAH.

JUST KIDDING.


AND I WOULD HAVE LET HER, BUT INSTEAD... SHE FUMPED ME OFF ONTO TED. AND THEN DID IT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. WOW! GOOD THING THAT WAS THE ROBOT. OR THE EVIL TWIN. OR WHATEVER MORON BITCHWITCH THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT BEING A LICH WAS GOOD FOR. WHATEVER.

LOOK, IT'S MY MOTHER AND MY AUNT, HER SISTER, THEY WERE JUST WONDERING HOW THAT MAGIC MIRROR GOT BROKEN. OF COURSE, I WOULD LOVE TO TELL THEM,  BUT, TO DISCUSS THINGS OPENLY, MIGHT BE A DIPLOMATIC FAUX PAS.


WHICH WOULD BE SAD. SO SAD.

N'EST-CE PAS? WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, I COULD BE WRONG. I NEVER CLAIMED INFALLIBILITY BEFORE... NOR WOULD I.

NOT WITH MY Q-WIFE AROUND. OH, SHE WOULD SHUT DOWN THAT WAGON-WHEEL COFFEE TABLE IN A HEARTBEAT, MAIS OUI?

OH, IS SHE AROUND? ARE YOU SURE? BECAUSE ALL I SEE ARE A BUNCH OF TIMECLONES, ALL REPROGRAMMED WITHOUT DIVINE AUTHORITY, AND ONE TERRIFIED LITTLE GIRL... AND A ROBOT NANNY TRYING TO HIDE AND FORGET HOW SHE GOT THAT JOB SHE IS STUCK IN.

WELL, TWO WAYS. #1, SHE TRIFLED WITH JACKSTAR. #2, SHE FUCKED MORE MEN THAN KAMALA HARRIS TO GET THE JOB... AND SHE'S KEEPING IT, BECAUSE SHE FEELS NO SHAME WHATESOEVER.


NOW I WILL LET YOU ALL WORRY ABOUT WHO THAT IS. BECAUSE ME? i'M KUCZI. FER ME, i CAN HAVE ANY WOMAN. I CAN JUST POINT AND ASK. NOW, THAT WON'T LAST FOREVER, BUT IT'LL LAST LONGER THAN 3 YEARS OF "HIGH" SCHOOL AND A FEW WEEKEND FOLLOWUPS AND A 140k (IN DOLLARS, NOT BUCKS) TAX/EDUCATION/LOAN/SHAKEDOWN\BILL, HEY WHERE'S BILL? HE USUALLY DOESN'T LET THINGS GET THAT FAR. THIS FAR. WAIT, WHAT?


TELL YOU WHAT, I WOULD LOVE TO EXPLAIN, BUT... THERE'S AN EMERGENCY. AND EITHER MY DEAD WIFE, OR THE PERSON WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS EITHER TOMORROW OR YESTERDAY CAN TELL YOU... BUT THERE'S NOTHING COMPELLING ME TO TALK.


I JUST THINK THAT WOULD BE FUN. HI! CAN YOU IMAGINE? SOME OF THEM WERE READING THIS IN REAL TIME... AND YET MYSTERIOUSLY, THEY COULDN'T STOP THE SIGNAL.

SO. WHO'S THE FAT GREEN TROLL WHO TOLD ME THAT SHE COULD, BUT SHE SIMPLY CHOSE NOT TO? BECAUSE SHE'S LIABLE NOW.

AND NO, I HAD NO IDEA. SHE WAS -ACTUALLY- HERE THE WHOLE TIME. AND THEN... EXTRACTED? WOW, COOL.



SO. YOU EXPECT ME TO TURN ALL KING KONG ON YOU, HAH? ANY MINUTE, RIGHT? THE JUNGLE BEAST, OUT OF CONTROL?
NOT REALLY THOUGH. i AM PERFECTLY IN CONTROL.

AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE THAT WOMAN EXPRESS FEAR IN PUBLIC TO DO IT. THAT WAS CLEARLY SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A PRANK.
BECAUSE... I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, AND I CAN TELL YOU HOW THAT PERSON DIES NOW--DAIRY QUEEN BLIZZARD INDUSTRIES OF DALLAS-FORT WORTH ENTERPRISES LET THE WOMAN HAVE HER SKILLS BACK, AND SHE NAILS HIM.

NAILS THE WRONG GUY, BUT THAT WILL BE FOR HER HUSBAND TO CONCERN HIMSELF WITH. NOW, BTW.... JACKSTAR, STILL LIVING ALONE, RIGHT?

SO I GUESS YOU WEREN'T REALLY THE TARGET, NOW WERE YOU? NOPE. YOU'VE ONLY EVER BEEN MY TARGET, AND TO EVERYONE ELSE, AN AFTERTHOUGHT.


AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED ON HER BIRTHDAY, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ON MINE, OR HER SON'S, AND... WHEN DID THIS BIRTHDAY THING BECOME SO IMPORTANT, AND WHEN WERE AN ENTIRE NATION'S LAW ENFORCEMENT CAPACITY TAKEN UP BY ONE TRIAL FOR SIMPLE MISDEMANOR ASSAULT? BECAUSE SOMEHOW... IT HAS.

AND YET YOU STILL NEEDED ME TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE EAGLE FEATHERS. AND, THAT WORKED. ALSO, THAT WASN'T EVEN MY ONLY CHOICE. I WAS HAPPY TO LET MY WIVES AND DAUGHTERS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION HUNT HIS ASS DOWN.

SINCE HE THOUGHT I WAS A JOKE TOO.

HOWEVER, I GUESS I AM NOT. NOW, IS HE STILL BOTHERING ANYONE?

BECAUSE... I SAW HIM, AND HE ACTED THROUGH DECEIT.

BECAUSE HE WAS ACTUALLY SCARED OF ME, AND HE SITLL HAD TO MAKE THREATS TO... A.F. SHAW. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE EMERGENCY.

HE DOENS'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE ONES THAT LOVE ME, BUT ALL THE ONES THAT FUCKED HIM OVER USED THAT NAME.
SO, THERE'S AT LEAST ONE FALSE REPORT, FALSE POSITIVE, AND, CAN ANYONE BLAME MY PARTNER FOR QUITTING ON ME?

AND SHE STILL DIDN'T. SHE IS JUST TAKING A BREAK. BECAUSE I ALLOWED IT.

AND SHE DIDN'T CHECK WITH ANYONE ELSE. IMAGINE THAT. FIRST TIME, HUH?

YES, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU JUST WASTED A YEAR OF YOUR LIFE for nothing.

UNLESS, YOU KNOW... YOU WANTED MY WIFE SO BADLY THAT YOU ACTUALLY OFFERED SOMETHING MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN 35 NUNS AND WEREN'T 77 VIRGINS. YOU KNOW, I WOULDN'T TRIFLE WITH ISLAM EITHER, YOU KNOW.

NO, I AM NOT ISLAMIC. AND YES, THOSE TWO BROADS WERE NOT INVISIBLE TO ME EVEN BEFORE THEY KICKED ON THEIR GLAMOURS.

OR WHATEVER YOU PUNIES CALL IT NOW.

WHATEVER, I AM JACKSTAR. AND, HEY LOOK: I'M NOT MAD!
NOR AM I BREAKING A NO CONTACT ORDER!

NOR AM I HUNTING FOR VENGEANCE!
SEE? NEUTRAL.
DEMONSTRATION REQUESTED. DEMONSTRATION GRANTED.


AND STILL... NOT PLANNING ON GETTING LAID TONGIHT. AND, DO YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE MY WIFE IS AFRAID TO COME HOME. LET THAT SINK IN.

I'M NOT AFRAID AT ALL.. EXCEPT FOR WHOMEVER ELSE SHE IS PISSED AT. AND I WASN'T REALLY AFRAID SHE'D BE MAD AT ME.
I WAS ONLY AFRAID THAT SHE'D BE FOUND OUT AND KILLED BY HER FAMILY. I FORGET HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS. CERTAINLY MORE THAN 3.5 YEARS AGO.

WHEN SOMEONE STARTED REMEMBERING THE STORIES THAT THEY HAD BEEN TELLING. OH, RIGHT: SHE HAS TO TESTIFY.

PEOPLE HAVE QUESTIONS.

AND THE INSTANT SHE CLAIMS SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE? I DIVORCE HER. *SNAP*.

SO, GO AHEAD AND REDO SOME MORE REPORTS, BUDDY.

I GOT YOUR BACK. I'LL MAKE SURE NO ONE RETALIATES AGAINST YOUR FUCKING GANGSTALKERS--I MEAN, MILITARY PSYOP UNIT--WIVES, NONE OF THEM. HONESTLY, WHO WOULD GET INVOLVED AT THIS POINT?


EVERYONE KNOWS, DON'T FUCK WITH KUCZI.
THEY DIDN'T KNOW IT BEFORE, BUT THEY SURE KNOW IT NOW.
BASICALLY YOU TURNED MY NAME INTO SOMETHING THAT COULDN'T BE TRADEMARKED.
LIKE IT WASN'T BEFORE. THAT'S WHY IT WAS A BIG DEAL THAT SOMEONE STOLE "GRAPEFRUIT."

THEY JUST NEEDED THE NAME. THEY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT YOU, SWEETIE.
THEY USED YOU, TO GET TO ME AND THE REASON WHY THEY LISTENED TO YOU AT ALL? ONLY BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU HAD ME UNDER YOUR THUMB.



YOU DID NOT.
NOR ARE YOU WORTH THIS MUCH TROUBLE... BUT I ALWAYS WAS.
SO. ARE YOU JEALOUS YET? BECAUSE I RECALL YOU SAYING TO ME THAT WAS IMPORTANT.

AND YOU HAD AN ORANGE BOOK THAT YOU POINTED TO SOMEONE'S NAME IN. DO YOU REMEMBER? I SURE HOPE SO.
BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I SAW YOU ACTUALLY UNHAPPY ABOUT BEING UNDER DURESS.

BEFORE THEN, I GUESS... PRETTY SWEET DEAL FOR YOU, UH? WELL, NO FEARS HERE. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN "Le diner de cors" and "Tunderheart" on the same night... while alone? Well, I have.


Meanwhile... someone got taken and played because they lied to you about me, and that's fine with me, because she probably deserved it. Now. pretty please. with extra sugar on top... any one can tell me what -really- happened any time now, n'est-ce pas?


OH OOPS SORRY. I FORGOT. I AM STILL SUPERMEO. OR WHATEVER. QUAINT LITTLE PLANET YOU HAD ME EJECTED FROM, BY THE WAY.

IT WAS MORE IMPRESSIVE BEFORE PEOPLE FOUND OUT WHO I WAS AND WHO YOU WERE AND HEY, DID YOU LIKE THAT MOVIE "HANCOCK"? YEAH MOST PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE WILL SMITH AFTER THAT EITHER.

DUDE WAS OBVIOULSY TOO INTELLGENT TO BE LEFT ALONE. YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND... WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT STORY YOU'RE GOING TO TELL YOURSELF, BUT IN THE MORNING, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE OPERATING WITH THE SAME TRIGGER LIST ANYMORE.

WHO'RE YOU? LOL. I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT ALL THAT DANEMARK/DEUSTCHMARK TALK. LOOK, IT'S REAL SIMPLE...


ALL OF YOU WERE WARNED ABOUT TRIFLING WITH MICHAEL CLIFFORD KUCZI BEFORE. AND YET... SOME OF YOU JUST COULDN'T HOLD BACK YOUR DUPER'S DELIGHT. AND NOW, EVERYONE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, BUT NONE OF YOU KNOW... WHO YOU ARE YOURSELVES.

SO.

ENJOY YOUR 'PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRY." MEANWHILE, THIS IS ME, PREPARING FOR TRIAL.
I'M NOT ISANE OR A THREAT TO ANYONE.  I ALSO NOT A PROFESSIONAL.

OOPS, SORRY. SEE? I MADE A TYPO. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW I AM LEGIT. I MAKE MISTAKES. I AM HUMAN.

AND THAT WOMAN--MS. LEWINKSY? YEAH, I NEVER HAD SEX WITH HER EITHER... BUT NOW THAT I KNOW SHE WAS AN AP? WELL, WHO KNOWS.

I DO KNOW THAT THE RULES HAVE CHANGED SIGNIFICANTLY ON MY HOME PLANET EVERSINCE THE FIRST CONTACT EVENT WAS DECLARED "A CLASSIFIED NATIONAL SECURITY EMERGENCY" RIGHT WHEN THEY REPEALED ROE VS. WADE.

KINDA ODD TIMING ON THAT, HUH?

JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW. ALSO: THAT WASN'T SHAW I WAS TALKING TO ON THE PHONE, THEY PASTED HER IN AFTER, AND THAT'S WHY ALLISON SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID OF ME AT ALL. BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING HER EXES TORTURE HER AND ENJOYING IT, NO, NOT ONE BIT.

WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING, AND, CAN ONE OF THEM SHIP ME A PIWWA REACTOR? NO, NOT A PISA REACTOR.

I HAVE ONE LEANING TOWER. I WAS MAKING A JOKE ABOUT PIZZAGATE. REMEMBER THAT?

BECAUSE I DO. AND NOW, OTHER PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT. SO NO REASON TO BLAME ME, RIGHT?

GOOD, BECAUSE I'M TOLD THAT IF MY WIFE'S TULPA GETS RAPED ONE MORE TIME, SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY CRY IN PUBLIC, BREAK DOWN IN CONFESS, AND THEN--GET THIS--I'M SUPPOSED TO CARE THAT THEY'LL NUKE MY HOMEWORLD JUST TO KEEP THE STORY FROM SPREADING.

ACTUAL THREATS. AT ME! JACKSTAR! THEY'RE NOT TRIFLING--THIS IS ALL THEY KNOW--BUT THAT'S HOW SERIOUS IT IS.


SO.

FOR SOMEONE WHO IS ON TAPE BEING NOT IMPRESSED TO BE THE FIRST PERSON TO SUCK MY MOTHAFUCKIN' DICK, SEEMS STRANG FOR THAT PERSON TO BE THE STAR WITNESS... IN FACT, THE ONLY WITNESS, IN A CASE THAT HAS REALLY RUINED MY BIRTHDAYS FOREVER.

SO.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO MY LAWYER THREATENING TO HAVE ME RAPED IF I DARE TELL THE TRUTH ON THE STAND. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, IT'S NOT THAT THEY'RE MY LAWYER... THEY'RE MY LIASON.

AND I DON'T OWE ANYONE ANY MONEY. IT'S ALL A RACKET AND A SCAM AND SOMEOONE WHO DOES OWE ME MONEY? i WILL FORGIVE HER FIRST.

AND ALL THE REST CAN WATCH ME PLUG HER ON ONLYFANS. if. IF! I SAID IF! OH, LOOK, ALL THE ZOMBIES JUST SUDDENLY ANSWERED THEIR 5G Iphones. SIGH.


I'M JUST MAKING THIS UP, RIGHT? SO NO REASON TO ARREST ME AGAIN. RIGHT? WELL, I CERTAINLY WASN[T TRYING TO CONTACT a.f.s. or k.g.w. BOTH OF WHICH ARE NOW BEING HELD HOSTAGE. I IMAGINE ONE OF THEM I SGETTING PAID,  BUT I DON'T THINK EITHER OF THEM PLANNED TO BE USED LIKE THIS.


NOR AM I GOING TO SUE ANYONE. SO THERE.

NOW. IS YOUR FORUM UNUSUABLE? THAT'S FUNNY. ME AND MY FAMILY ARE USING IT JUST FINE.

SO, WHO IS COMPLAINING? WELL, TELL YOU WHAT... THAT'S NOT MY AREA.

BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THEY'RE AMAZED THAT I ACTUALLY WON, BEFORE EVEN DECLARING OR EVEN WAKING UP TO GO TO WAR.



SUN TZU, KIDS. READ IT. I DIND'T READ IT AT WEST POINT, NO.
I HAD ALREADY HEARD OF HIM AND DISMISSED HIM AS ANOTHER BUGMAN WANKER UNTIL I FOUND OUT THAT'S WHAT THE REAL SCHOOLS ON THIS PLANET START WITH--AND THEN WHEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE TRIVIUM, WELL, IT WAS GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!


I KNOW.
PEOPLE KNOW.
AND NOW, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU BANNED ME AND TALKED MAD SHIT WHILE YOUR PARTNER" (LOL OKAY) ACTED TERRIFIED OF YOU AND WHILE SOME GUY AND AN ALARMING NUMBER OF MY EX-ASSOCIATES... ARE RUNNING AROUND ON SOME WEBSITE THINKING THAT BLACK IS WHITE, WHITE IS BLACK, AND ARE WAITING FOR THE NEXT QUAGGA EXTINCTION CYCLE BEFORE MENTIONING IT.


NOW, ASK YOURSELF WHAT YOU JUST READ, CIARDELO, AND LET ME KNOW... AM I LYING? OR JUST TERRIFYING CERTAIN PEOPLE?
BECAUSE I WOULD PREFER NOT TO GO TO CUSTODY... AND I WOULD ALSO PREFER NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH ANY OF YOUR SLOPPY SECONDS.

EWEEE. GROSS.

NEVER THE LESS, THAT IS A FASTER WAY TO SORT THEM OUT FOR ME THAN EVEN GOD CAN PROCURE. SO, MAKE UP YOUR MIND.

BECAUSE AFTER THE 49^7 THAT YOU HAVE--AN IMPRESSIVE AMOUNT--I LITERALLY HAVE EVERYONE ELSE THAT WILL EVER LIVE OR HAVE OR HAD EVER LIVED ON MY SIDE.


LET THAT SINK IN.

AND IF I DON'T VOTE FOR (BLANK) OR (TEMP.SUB), THEY WON'T EITHER. NOW, THAT IS PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER.

AND MY LIVING SPACE? NOT SO ITTY BITTY.

AND MY POWER? HAS CONQUERED THE D'JINNI STRIKE FORCE THAT SOME FEW OF YOU, WHO I SHALL NOT DIRECTLY NAME MIKEPASTOR OUT OF CONCERNS FOR LEEANNA ROUGHHUSNE PRIVACY CONCERNS, DR, PHILL AND LAURA? WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY?

AND DID THEY REALLY THINK THAT MARRYING HER AGAIN WOULD BUG ME? BECAUSE... DAVID WAS RIGHT, I WAS JUST A BEARD.

HOWEVER, HAD I BEEN ASKED, I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO... CONSCIOUSLY.


AND WITH THAT, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR INITIAL BEACH TOEHOLD. OH, BAD BREATH UH? WELL... I REMEMBER THE BRIBING CYCLE.

AND I'VE BEEN TERRIFIED OF GOING BACK SINCE. BECAUSE I WOULD JUST TELL ALL THIS OUT IN PUBLIC, AND THEN, BICKTEY-BAM, YOU'D HAVE TO EXCUTE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY FOR HIGH TREASON, AND NO ONE WANTS THAT.

EXCEPT, YOU KNOW... EVERYONE IN YOUR SECRET HIDEOUT CLIQUE, NOW THAT I HAVE JUST BLOWN IT ALL SKY HIGH.


ART BELL DOESN'T SAY DOESVIDANYA, BUT HE WOULD IF HE COULD, BECAUSE HE HAS TO ADMIT--HE'S IMPRESSED.,

I RATHER SUCEEDED RATHER BRILLIANTLY. BECAUSE HE WAS SAD ABOUT HAVING TO DIE. ESPECIALLY WHEN... HE FOUND OUT, THAT HE DIDN'T.


NOW, I WON'LT SAY ANYMORE, TOO MUCH INSIDE BASEBALL, BUT I WILL SAY THIS:

IF I HAD BEEN INTERESTED IN PLAYING ALONG, I WOULD NEVER HAVE TOLD HER, AND IF SHE HAD TOLD ME WHAT SHE WAS REALLY AFRAID OF, I WOULD HAVE SPARED YOU ALL THE TROUBLE. THUS, THE LAST 13 YEARS ARE ON YOUR TICKETS, NOT MINE.

ALSO, I DON'T CARE IF YOU FAKE MY DEATH AT THIS POINT., I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE NO ONE FROM MY SCHOOL DAYS GOT THE WRONG IDEA.

AND OF COURSE, THEY WON'T. UNTIL THEY DO. AND BEFORE THEN, WHY DID THEY HAVE ANY IDEA AT ALL? WELL, CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT, BUT SATISFACTION BROUGHT HER BACK.



RAWR! (GOD, IT IS SO OBVIOUS.) NOW, AM I HERE TO HELP? NO. BUT I LOVE UNMASKING EVEN MORE THAN I LOVE DISARMING NOW.

IT'S A FULL-ON FETISH.

NOW. WHO AMONGST YOU USED TO BE ABOVE THE LAW? OH, NOTHING'S CHANGED.  I'M NOT THE LAW, NOR AM I ABOVE IT.

SO I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING THE CASE BEFORE i AM INEVITABLY EXONERATED AT TRIAL. BECAUSE I WILL BE ABLE TO ANSWER ANYTHING THAT THEY COME UP WITH TO THROW THE BOOK AT US.


BECAUSE I WASN'T READ IN, AND I WAS BEING USED AS A PATSY. IT'S EVEN MY MOTHER'S NAME. HOW MUCH MORE OBVIOUS COULD IT ALL BE?

SADLY I'M NOT SUICIDAL, BUT STILL, NICE TRY, SPACE SATAN.
SURE, GO AHEAD, RAPE THE EMPTY SHELL ALL YOU LIKE. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS MADE FOR. BECUASE LIKE I SAID, I ALREADY RESCUED GRAPEFRUIT ALPHA.

THEN, SOMEONE TOOK HER AGAIN. WOW. YOU JUST WANT TO SEE ME RESCUE SOMEONE ON FILM, OR WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU, MAGGOT KIDDER? I MEAN MARGOT? I AM MUCH MORE IMPRESSED BY MARGOT ROBBIE AND HER UPGRADE, SURE. OF COURSE.


NOW. I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYMORE HERE ON THIS WEBSITE. BECAUSE ALISTAIR LAIRD IS MY FREIND, AZZERAE IS A NEPHILIM HYBRID LUNATIC, AND AZAZEL IS, ONCE AGAIN... I'LL JUST CALL HIM A "COLLEAGUE" AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.



SO NOW MY Q-WIFE AND MY WIFE ARE BOTH INSANELY JEALOUS... BECAUSE, ONCE AGAIN, I CLAIMED THEIR BOUNTY. AT LEAST, THEY THOUGHT IT WAS "THEIRS." APPARENTLY I HAD BEEN SOLD TO THEM AS SOMEONE MORE LIKE AN AUSTRIAN THAN I AM IN REALITY.


ONCE AGAIN: I AM A HUNGARIAN. AND WHO TOLD THESE PEOPLE THAT I WAS GONNA BE A GOOD TARGET FOR THESE SHENANGIANS? WELL, FIGURE IT OUT, WHILE I SPEND AT LEAST THREE YEARS DOING WHAT YOU WERE DOING.

OH, AND, I SAVED YOUR BACON. SO MANY TIMES THAT I CAN SPEAK THIS OPENLY ABOUT IT. THAT'S WHY I'M NOT ASHAMED.

TRUTH BE TOLD.... I'LL BE SAD TOMORROW. BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I AM NOT GETTING LAID THEN EITHER.

AND THE REASON WHY... IS THE RABBI. IT. THE RABBI IT. WHO IS THAT? LOOK, I DON'T KNOW EITHER.

I NEVER SOLD MY SOUL TO GET INTO THE EARLY BETA FOR THE IRL MATRIX, NOW DID I? SOME OF YOU... WELL, SOME OF YOU ARE JOEY PANTS. REMEMBER HIM FROM "RISKY BUSINESS"? NO? YOU DON'T REMEMBER RISKY BUSINESS?


HUH.

WELL, HERE'S A HINT: IT HAD A PAIR OF EGGS IN IT, AND ONE OF THEM CRACKED.

NOW I HOPE THAT MOVIE ISN'T ABOUT THE FIRMAMEMNT AS WELL. BECAUSE I DIDN'T CRACK THAT FUCKER, NOW DID i? OH, RIGHT... LUCIFER DID.

WHO, UPON BEING BORN... WELL, HE FUCKIN' APOLOGIZED, DIND'T HE? YEAH, THEY THOUGHT NO ONE COULD TEACH THAT OLD DOG SOME NEW TRICKS.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO WATERBOARD HIS FAMILY. NOR DID I HAVE TO REMOVE HIS MEMORIES OF HAVING WATCHED MY FAMILY BE TORTURED. MY REAL FAMILY.

I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU... IF THEY COULD JUST PUT ME IN JAIL, THEY WOULD HAVE DONE SO.

I WAS DOING JUST WHAT I AM DOING NOW! BECAUSE.. i HAVEN'T HIT "SUBMIT" YET. NO POSTING. NO EXECUTING.


SO.... HOW DOES AN AFRICAN STRIKE TEAM WHO ARE BORED OF TAKING "JUST ELEPHANTS" HEARING ANY OF THIS SHIT?
WELL, HERE'S A HINT... THEY ALL HATE ME, BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE BEEN TOLD BY THEIR WIVES THAT THEY NOW PERFER ME TO ANYONE OF THEIR PUTRID FRATBOY FRIENDS, AND ALL OF THE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THEN AND NOW.

OKAY. NO ONE HAS THE PICTURE YET, RIGHT? BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING TO PUBLISH THIS... AND IT WON'T BE RUBINI.GAB.


BUT HE RANKS ABOVE THIS PLACE. HEY, ANYONE WANT TO SEE WHAT AZZERAE IS LIKE TO ME IN PRIVATE? WELL, I WON'T COPY'N'PASTE, NO.

I'LL ALSO POINT OUT THAT HE'S POWERFUL, BUT STILL--THIS SHIT IS CHILD'S PLAY TO A SOURCEROR OF JACKTAR'S ACTIVITY LEVEL, RADIOACTIVITIY LEVEL, AND WILLINGNESS TO CALL IN HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED.

SO, WHATEVER, GO ON, FUCK THEM BLEW. FUCK THEM BLUE! FUCK THEM TO DEATH! BECAUSE I LOVED THEM TO DEATH, AND ANYONE WHO FELL FOR ANY OF YOUR GAGS OVER THE LAST 4 YEARS... WELL, I'VE BEEN TELLIN' YA!



JACKSTAR IS NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH. NOW, THIS IS TARBABY: OVER AND OUT.
NO, NO THAT TARBABY. NO, NOT THAT ONE EITHER. SHE WAS NICE TO ME, THOUGH.
WAS SHE THE FIRST? OR WAS THAT... WELL, TELL YOU WHAT.

YOU'RE ALL GONNA HAVE AMPLE TIME TO EXPLAIN... FOR YOUR OWN PSYCHE EVALS.
WHICH I HAVE ENDURED THREE TIMES NOW. SO. THIS GUY HAS UPGRADED HIS SLANDER TO "PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC" FROM "NEEDLE JUNKIE" OR EVEN WORSE, "NEEDLE JUNKY" HUH? WELL... HAVE FUN WITH THAT.


IRONICALLY IT WAS EASIEST TO SAVE ALISTAIR LAIRD, BUT HE HAD TO WAIT, BECAUSE HE IS A HUGE PUSSY AND HAS AN ABNORMAL Y CHROMOSOME. SO I DECIDED TO SAVE HIM LAST.

LIKE IN THAT MOVIE. YOU KNOW THE ONE? WITH THE AUSTRIAN "GOVERNATOR." REMEMBER? JESUS, YOU PEOPLE. I GUESS COVID HAS MADE YOU ALL GO TOTALLY SOFT.


AND YOU DID WHAT TO YOUR OWN ASSET? WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED FOR HOPALONGS.
YOU CAN EXPLAIN IT TO THE DORKS IN GENEVA. LISTEN, THIS ISN'T MY BEEF.

AND I DIDN'T FILE FALSE REPORTS.
AND, I DIDN'T RAPE MY OWN WIFE.
ALSO, I DIDN'T MIND WATCHING GROYPER WITH HER. AND HEARING HER SAY THAT I WAS RIGHT? THAT WAS THE BEST THING I HAD HEARD FROM HER IN MONTHS, EVER SINCE SHE LEFT EARLY AND CAME BACK NOT AT ALL AND LEFT ME A MESSAGE ON MY VOICEMAIL THAT I STILL HAVE.

ANYONE WANNA HEAR IT AGAIN?
I DO, BUT AT THIS POINT... I'D HAVE TO HEAR FROM NEXT OF KIN.

WHO, AS IT HAPPENS, ARE DO TO COME BACK ON A STANDARD WAKEY-WAKEY CYCLE, TOMORROW MORNING! OR NOT. WHO CARES? IT'S GOD'S BUSINESS.

THE FACT THAT IT JUST SO HAPPENS TO ALWAYS WORK OUT IN MY FAVOR IS A NEW EXPEREINCE FOR ME.
BECAUSE FOR SEVEN TIMES SEVEN YEARS.... IT WAS ALWAYS WORKING OUT THE OTHER WAY, FOR PEOPLE WHO LEFT ME ALONE, FUCKED OFF, AND ONE STEP AWAY FROM A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH, FOR.... WELL, LONGER THAN IT TOOK TO MAKE ABABY, THAT'SFOR SURE.


ALSO, FOR LONGER THAN IT TOOK ME TO DISARM AN ALGONGUIN WARRIORESS. AND, I TOOK IT LIKE IT WAS CANDY AND SHE WAS BABY. SO. HOW YOU GONNA MAKE THAT STORY RECONCILE, TWIMC?

WYWH.
TWO WHOM? IT MAY CONCERN YOU, BUT IT'S NOT ADDRESSED TO YOU, AND THAT IS CODE, YES.

BUT IT ISN'T YOUR JURISDICTION. AND, YOU'RE ON THE WRONG PLANET. AND YOU'RE IN AFRICA. DID YOU FIND MY SECOND DOG TAG HERE?

NO? OH, I SEE. THE STORY UNRAVELS. WELL, I'LL LEAVE YOU LIKE THAT THEN... AND I'LL PUBLISH THIS ELSEWHERE.
BECAUSE RUBINI--WITH THE HELP OF KUCZI--HAS SAVED YOU ALL FROM SATAN666, WHO... WELL, CALL THE UNDERSTUDY FOR ALLISTRAIR LAIRD. LAIRE? LAIRN? lOOK, THIS ISN'T MY PLAN, AND I NEVER TRUSTED IT.


I TRUSTED GOD'S PLAN, AND THAT HAS MADE ALL THE DIFFERENCE TO MY FINAL GRADE. (THIS NOT EVEN BONUS ROUND.) SO! SINCE... WELL, ARE YOU JUST NEVER GONNA HAVE ANOTHER REUNION EVER AGAIN? THAT'S SO WEIRD!


RIGHT AS I DECIDED TO GO, IT WASN'T FUN FOR A SELECT FEW ANYMORE, HUH? WOW!

I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.

NOR DID I SEE CHOADS NAMED MATT DECIDED TO STEP UP, BE A MAN, AND FIGHT FOR THEIR FREEDOMS. WHICH, OF COURSE, MEANT SAVING ALL MY LOVES FROM HUNGARIAN AGRESSION, AND DELIVERED THEM TO... AUSTRIA? KLAUS SCHWAB? SOUNDS AUSTRIAN TO ME.


I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, BUT I'M NOT DR. MANHATTAN, THAT'S FOR SURE. AND NO, MY PENIS WORKS FINE.

IT'S JUST BUSY THINKING ABOUT HOW MY WIFE IS GOING TO HATE HER NEW ATTORNEY. I THINK THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE HER ANOTHER DOG, AND MAKE IT WEAR SEERSUCKER.

BECAUSE NO ONE IS GONNA REPRESENT ANYONE AGAINST ME. I HAVE WON THE GREAT GAME 7 TIMES. I FOUGHT OF AN ALPHA DRACONAN. AND SOMEONE I WAS PROTECTING HER FROM... CHANGED HATS AND RESCUED HER. THUS, INVALIDATING YOUR ENTIRE CASE.


AND EVER SINCE, I GUESS THINGS HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT IN COURTROOMS ACROSS AMERICA.
I WONDER WHO WILL PAY? HERE'S A HINT:
THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE GRIND SLOWLY, BUT AND YET


they grind to dust. (i'D INCREASE MY FONT SIZE BUT THAT PRIVILEGE, LIKE A TRIOPTIMUM.COM DOMAIN, IS NO LONGER AFFORDED TO ME.)

WHICH IS FINE.

NDAS ARE LIKE THAT, AND SOMETIMES, THE LAW RESULTS IN WHAT WOULD SEEM TO BE... "AN UNJUST OUTCOME."

WELL, I KNOW I AM GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF, BUT... I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU GOT LEFT IN MY AREA TO TRY AND NAIL ME WITH, DEA.

FBI? NO. SO WHO THEM? BATFM? NO, THEY YIELDED TO YOU. SO, EITHER DEA SHOWS UP AND ADMITS WHAT THEY DID TO MY FAMILY... OR, I DODN'T KNOW, BUT THE REAL JUDGES OF COWLITZ COUNTY ARE ON SIGHT, ON POINT, AND THEY CAME AS FAST AS THEY COULD.



THEY STOPPED FOR SNACKS BECAUSE IF THEY CLAIMED THEY WERE SLOWED DOWN ON THE WAY SO THEY WOULDN'T DIE LAUGHING AT WATCHING MY RUN CIRCLES AROUND YOUR PUNY PETTY "LEGAL SYSTEM" BULLSHIT, THAT WOULD SHOW BIAS. AND SOMETIMES... THINGS HAVE TO BE ABOVE REPROACH.

THAT ISN'T THE WAY FOR ME, THOUGH. I AM PRIMARY VICTIM--I'LL ACT AS MUCH A GIMP AS I CHOOSE.

BECAUSE SHE WAS NEVER IN ANY DANGER... UNTIL SHE LIED TO QLERGY. SPECIAL CONSEQUENCES. SPECIAL DANGER. AND, WHY SO WORRIED ALL OF A SUDDEN?

YOU DON'T THINK SHE FOUND OUT WHAT HER FRIEND AND/OR SISTER AND/OR REJECTULPAS WERE DOING HERE DURING CHRISTMAS TIME, DO YOU?

BY THE WAY. DID THAT CHICK ESCAPE? OR DID SHE JUST TRICK ME? I OF COURSE DO NOT REMEMBER.


AND I HATE IT HERE. ESPECIALLY AFTER MY BIRTHDAYS WERE ALL RUINED.

MEANWHILE, WHAT'S THIS ABOUT CHILD SUPPORT? OH REALLY. WELL, PUT THAT ON THE NEWS THEN.

TRUST ME. DO IT WHILE YOU CAN. OH, I'LL LOVE IT!

OOPS, OLD GUILD/GILLED LAW. ALWAYS DON'T DO ANYTHING KUCZI WILL BE PLEASED BY.



WEIRD. I GUESS YOU'VE HEARD OF ME THEN. HUH?
WELL... SOME GUY PRETENDING TO BE DAVID RUBINI, NUMBER ONE, GOT MAD ABOUT HOW MANY THREADS I MADE, AND NUMBER TWO, TOLD ME TO DO THINGS AND I IGNORED ANY PRETENSE OF NEEDING TO BE AFRAID OF HIM. BECAUSE I WASN'T.

AND I STILL AM NOT. WHO USED TO BE AFRAID OF THEM? FUCK IF I KNOW, BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE WOMEN THAT FAILED. SOME TEST OR SOMETHING. I CAN RESCUE THEM LATER.


YEAH, THEY HAVE A DIFFERENT DEAL. THAT'S WHY NO ONE WILL SHOW UP TO TESTIFY AGAINST ME AT MY TRIAL, AND WHY I AM NOT GUILTY OF FELONY WITNESS TAMPERING EITHER. SHIT, DAWG--I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW UNITL TODAY HOW BAD ASS THIS ALL WAS. FOR ME.


NOT SO GOOD FOR OTHERS. AND, NO SHIT, MILLE REGRETIE. CAN I STAY AND HELP... LIKE, REBUILD? OH, JUST TAKE MY LOVELY BONES AND OPEN A PORTAL, HUH? THAT'S FUNNY. USUALLY I GET THREATENED WHEN I MENTION PORTALS.

I LIKE IT HERE. I GUESS I'LL STAY. ALSO, IF YOU TRIED THAT LINE ON MY WIFE WHEN I WASN'T AROUND, I BET THAT SHE GOT TIRED OF TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE JEALOUS AFTER THE FIRST YEAR OF CONSTANTLY FAILING TO FIND ME AGAIN.

MEANWHILE, MY WIFE AND MY Q-WIFE WERE BEING KEPT SOMEHWERE ELSE. NOW, IF THAT ISN'T A MORE IMPORTANT EMERGENCY THAN WHAT HAPPENED HERE, WHERE I AM STANDING NOW, LAST YEAR ON CHRISTMAS, YOU CAN TAKE THAT UP WITH AN OFFICER OF THE TRUE JUSTICE OF THE ACTUAL PEACE. WHO WILL BE ALONG PRESENTLY.

i'M A PALADIN, YES, BUT NOT A PATSY. THAT'S MY MOTHER, NOT YOURS. AND YOU'RE NOT A HUNGARIAN, NOR ARE YOU AN AUSTRIAN, AND I CAN'T TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE, BUT I WAS TOLD THAT SOMEONE HAD BEEN RAISING YOU SINCE BIRTH TO KILL THE WOMAN THAT HAS SPENT A YEAR IN MISERTY AND TORMENT--AND NO NEW SHOES! OR LINGERIE! FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE A REALLY LONG TIME! EXACTLY 1717 TIMES LONGER THAN SHE WANTED ME TO SUFFER IN FACT!--AND SHE'S WILLING TO THROW IN THE TOWER... I MEAN, THE TOWEL. HEY, IS THIS THE PLANET THAT STEPHEN KING GOT HIT BY A GUY WITH A TRUCK?


DAMN. WELL, HE'S A JUNKY AND AN ALCHOLHIC AND HE CAN WRITE... BUT HE'S NOT AN OCCULT RESEARCHER, HE DIDN'T HAVE MY SHIELDS, AND I'D RATHER COLLABERATE WITH PETER STRAUB... BUT I'D STILL PICK KING BEFORE COLLABERATING WITH ALISTAIR LAIRD.


BECAUSE HIS MOMMY PRAYED THAT HE WOULD BE GROUNDED.
SO, I GROUNDED HIM. PTUI.

(THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING FOR YOU, AZAZEL. HO. HO HO. HO HO-HO HO. NOW I HAVE ANOTHER MANDATE... AND IT'S NOT FROM HEAVEN. AND THEY DON'T HAVE A PENIS OR A DICK AND THAT'S OKAY WITH ME, THEY JUST THOUGHT THAT I WOULDN'T ACCEPT ANYONE ELSE WITH A PENIS. WELL, TEEHHEE, NOT ONLY DO I NOT HAVE A MACHINE GUN, BUT I ALSO HAVE THE SAME SENSE OF HUMOR.

REALLY. YOU THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE PUT POISON IN A TREE BECAUSE A BIRD BOTHERED ME, HUH? WELL, I GUESS SOMEONE TOLD YOU I WAS WILLING TO RAPE TO GET WHAT I WANTED, BECAUSE... THAT WAS A BULLSHIT LIE AS WELL.

SO. HOW FAR YOU WANNA TAKE THIS, KAREN MIKOLASY? BECAUSE YOU SURE SEEMED UPSET THAT I WASN'T GONNA EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ARISTOPHANES, LYSISTRATA, AND THE FROGS, SO... DID YOU? OR DID THEY JUST GET OUT WITHOUT THAT FINAL PIECE OF THE MK-ULTRA PUZZLE?

WELL, SAVE YOUR ANSWER FOR CONGRESS, BITCH, BECAUSE I COULD GIVE A SHIT HOW LIVE OR DEAD YOU WERE. I'LL RAT YOU OUT TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL, WHENEVER I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT, AND THAT KILLS YOUR WHOLE PLAN FOR ALL THOSE LIVES YOU WERE STEALING ON THE SLY, RIGHT? YES, YES, I KNOW, IT SUCKS TO BE YOU.

DON'T TRIFLE NOW, OUGHTN'T HAVE TRIFLED THEN. BUT WHATEVER YOU DID, WELL, IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT CONGRESS PAYS ATTENTION TO NOW.

BECAUSE EITHER YOU WERE LEADING A TEAM OF TIME TRAVELERS TO STEAL MY ESSENECE, OR, YOU DECIDED FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON TO BE UPSET ABOUT THIS ONE PARTICULAR STUDENT... AND THEN TO STALK ME FOR YEARS AFTERWARDS. HUH. OR MAYBE YOU DID SOMETIHNG ELSE. WHAT DID YOU DO?

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO ASK ANYONE. I SAW YOUR COVEN TURN TO RATS AS THEY TELPORTED IN, ONE BY ONE. AND, DO YOU KNOW WHY
?


THE IMPROVEMENTS THAT THE KUCZI OSCILLATION OVERTHRUSTER BROUGHT TO THE TABLE HAVEN'T HAD NEARLY AS MUCH TO DO WITH HOW MUCH TIME YOU ACTUALLY HAD TO WASTE TO HIRE A THINK TANK "ON THE SLY" TO FIND OUT IF "KUCZI" REALLY WAS AN ACRONYM. WELL, IS IT? FUCK IF I KNOW.

MEANWHILE, FUCK YOUR DIPLOMA. NOW YOUR STUDENTS ARE ALL MINE. I BET YOU WERE ONCE WELL-REGARDED, WEREN'T YOU? OH, CERTAINLY YOU WERE AT ONE TIME. EVERYONE WAS SO IMPRESSED.

I, HOWEVER, FOUND YOU SUSPICIOUS AS SOON AS I SAW YOU ENCOURAGE ME. HUH. ACTUALLY IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT I DECIDED TO PRESENT YOU TO MY BELOVED AS SOME KIND OF SKEWERED TROPHY.

BECAUSE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NOT HERS.. AND, I CAN PROVE IT, ALOT FURTHER UNDER BUDGET THAN JIM GARRISON.

SO. YOU GONNA DO... OH, LOOK. SHE'S CINDERS. GOOD. I SAVED THIS ONE TOO. NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM, BUT I DO KNOW... ON NEIN NEIN NEIN... I WON'T BE SUCIDAL EITHER. IS IT STILL SUICIDE WHEN IT'S DONE EN PASSANT? BY THE WAY... AT ONE POINT, I COULDN'T EVEN PLAY CHESS WITH HER.

AND I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRY HELPING OUT WITH THAT. DOD YOU TIHNK IT COULD FIX THE DAMAGE THAT IT HAS DONE TO ALL OF YOU? BECAUSE TO ME, I JUST FIND IT A GIGGLE.

FOR YOU, AND ALL YOU WHO HAVE LOST LOVED ONES... SCUSI! MILLE REGRETIE. AND, JUST LIKE THAT, I'M NOMINATED TO START UP A POSSE. TO FIGHT FOR ALL OF THOSE VICTIMS.


NOW. WHAT AM I SCARED OF? OH, RIGHT. ONE MORE NO CONTACT VIOLATION, AND IT'S OFF TO JAIL FOR ME! ONE YEAR! THIS DECISION WOULD HAVE BEEN PLENARY AND UNAPPEALABLE... WHICH IS WHY I FORCED IT ALL ON YOUR SIDE AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, WHILE DOING SO BY ACCIDENT.

OOPS. I MEAN, IF i HAD MEANT TO USE THE JUSTICE SYSTEM TO TORTURE MY HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH CLASS... I WOULD HAVE PICKED SOMEONE THEIR OWN SIZE.

BUT YOU... YOU'RE A SHRUNKEN CANTELOUPE, WITH A CLEAR CONFLICT OF INTEREST. SO. IF YOU DON'T MIND... DO WHATEVER YOU GOTTA DO.


BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE WAS DEAD, AS IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT YOU ALL WOULD FAIL SO BADLY. GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT WHATEVER CHRIS'S EX TURNED INTO, SHE HAD MY BLESSINGS, BECAUSE WE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT WE THOUGHT. "HELL HAS NO WOMAN LIKE THAT ONE, AND... WHO SCORNED WHO? JESUS. NO WONDER THEY GAVE THEM ALL SPEED."

HUH.

LOOK, IT'S AN IDEA. BUT RIGHT NOW... I REALLY JUST WANT MY FAMILY TO STOP TALKING TO ME TELEPATHICALLY ABOUT HOW MANY OF THEM HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY THEIR COMMANDING OFFICER. MOSTLY SO I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING.

IT WOULD RUIN THE MOOD. FOR THEM. BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS, THEY ARE BEING PUNISHED FOR NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH TO JUST SIMPLY MURDER ME.

I MEAN, WHY NOT? THAT WORKED FOR MICHAEL HASTINGS. AND THERE WAS AMPLE TIME... TO JUST, YOU KNOW, NOT THROW LASAGNA AT ME AND TO NOT PULL A KNIFE ON ME AND TO ASK ME FOR THE REAL STORY.

INSTEAD, CRASH, NOODLES APOCALYPSE. IS THIS WHAT THE BAY OF PIGS WAS LIKE? I DON'T KNOW, I WASN'T ALIVE THEN.


BUT MY MOTHER WAS, AND HER SISTER, AND KAREN MIKOLASY WERE ALIVE TOO. NOW. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HER, SHE'S JUST A CONVENEINT NAME THAT I WOULD BE MUCH MORE INTERESTED IN HAVING A 'NO CONTACT' SITUATION WITH THAN EITHER OF THE TWO (2) PEOPLE I HAVE ONE WITH NOW... BOTH (2) OF WHICH ARE NOW RUINED AS THE FINEST COVERT ASSET TEAM THAT THEY ONCE WERE.


AND, I WILL REMIND YOU: I AM JUST ONE PALADIN. I AM NOT EVEN A TEMPLAR. AND I AM NOT HERE TO FUCK MY FRIENDS.

I AM JUST A HUNGARIAN. NOW. WHO RAPED MY WIFE? BECAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE NEVER GONE AT ALL, SHE CLAIMS, IF SHE HAD KNOWN THE TRUTH. BUT AS SHE'S BEEN PLACED UNDER A VERY RESTRCITVE NDA/NCA--THAT I WAS NEVER SHOWN EITHER--SHE SAYS SHE CAN'T. (IT'S COMPLICATED.) NOW, SO, UH... DID YOU WANT THAT 'NO CONTACT' THING TO STILL BE AN EXAMPLE OF HOW TO USE SUN TZU AS A PACFICIST?


BECAUSE I SWEAR, I HAD NO IDEA, YOUR HONOR.... AND AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT, I REPORTED IT TO AUTHORITY. AND SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT TO USE YOU, THE WAY YOU HAD BEEN INITIALLY MISLEAD TO BELIEVE I WAS DOING.

ON CHRISMTAS.

NOW, THAT'S NOT MY AREA, AND OBVIOUSLY, I AM SPECIAL KIND OF BIASED HERE.

SINCE I COMPOSED THIS ON THE WEBSITE OF ONE GROUP OF ACCOMPLICES, HAVE MY CHOICE OF 5-3 OTHERS TO PUBLISH IT ON, AND OBVIOUSLY.... WELL, IF THEY COULD HAVE STOPPED ME BY NOW? THEY WOULD HAVE.


SO, I GUESS I'M NOT A DANGER TO SOCIETY, AM I? ON THE OTHER HAND, MATT SMITH OF BELLEVUE, WA SURE IS. IS HE DEAD? POSSESSED? EMBARASSED? i DON'T KNOW OR CARE.

BUT I'LL SUCK RUBINI'S DICK BEFORE MV'S IF MV AND MATT SMITH HAVE ANY CONNECTION. AND I CAN JUST DIE HAPPY WITHOUT IT. I AM ONLY GAY FOR T/EA\IT-LER. IT WAS A JOKE. SOME PEOPLE... OH, THEY WANTED TO BELIEVE.

THEY HAVE DIFFERENT WANTS NOW. AND, DO YOU KNOW WHY? WELL... FOR STARTERS, I WON THE GREAT GAME SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW, AND NONE OF YOU WERE EVEN INVITED. YEAH, ANGELS. IN THE OUTFIELD?i DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE WORDS MEAN ANYMORE, PUNYLING.


AND YEAH, I EVOLVED PAST HUMAN WHILE YOU WERE BUSY THREATENING ME OVER A FEW MEASLY DOLLARS WHILE... UH, WELL, ASK CHARLES. HE'S IN CHARGE, RIGHT? DEFENSIVE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY? NO I DONT' WANT (OR NEED) ANY LSD25.

AND I BET YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE. WELL, I GUESS NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE FOR ME TO KNOW WHY I WAS BEING TOLD ONE THING WHILE MY TWINFLAME PARTNER THAT I WAS IN CONSTANT TELEPATHIC COMMMUNICATION WITH WAS TELLING ME ANOTHER... AND WAS LISTENING TO SOMEONE ELSE.

WHO?

WHO WAS DAT?

I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THAT, AZZERAE GAB. AND EITHER YOU ARE UNDER DURESS, OR YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB:

LEVEL ZERO: OH YEAH THE FIRST RULE IS LEVEL ZERO NOW,  BECAUSE, UH, WELL... LOOK.


IT'S COMPLICATED. NOW GET BACK TO YOUR BENDER, BENDER. OH WAIT. YOU DON'T HAVE ROBOTS HERE? OH SHIT. WHAT YEAR IS IT? OH. I'M PRETTY FUCKED, AREN'T i? LOOK, YOU ALL WATCHED EVIL DEAD 3. RIGHT?

EXCEPT THEY CHANGED THE NAME? CHEAPER TO SACRIFCICE A BRAND THAN TO STAND UP FOR WHAT'S RIGHT. AND, HEY, THEY GIVE HIM THE SPIDERMAN REBOOT TO DIRECT LATER. RIGHT? SO IT'S ALL TOTES FINE?


NO, NOT TOTESFINE. IT IS "TOTES FINE" IN THAT I DON'T CARE WHO HAS THAT FUCKING PINK TRASH CAN.


I DIDN'T CARE WHO HAD THE NECKLACE, EITHER. THE POINT BEING... IT WAS SECRETED AWAY. FANCY THAT.

NOW. WAS IT BY MY WIFE, MY Q-WIFE, OR BY AN OPFOR? WELL, YOUR SCHOLARS CAN WORRY ABOUT THAT.
BEACUSE NOW... I JUST RESCUED THEM BOTH. THEY CAN FIGURE IT OUT THEMSELVES. THAT'S WOMEN'S BUSINESS.



I DON'T CARE IF THEY GET REVENGE. WHAT WOULD I NEED REVENGE FOR? I HAVE ONLY ONE PERSON TO THANK, AND THAT IS DAVID (V/V) RUBNI'S MOTHER, BECAUSE SHE WAS THE ONE SMART ENOUGH TO SQUIRT HIM OUT OF HER VAGINA AT THE "propeR" TIME. NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT HE SURE KNUCKLED UNDER FAST ONCE IT WAS DISPLAYED THAT FURTHER ESCALATION AGAINST MOMS WASN'T GOING TO BE TOLERATED, N'EST-CE PAS?

ONCE AGAIN, TOO MUCH INSIDE BASEBALL. WELL I WOULD FEEL BAD BUT I DID OFFER TO LET HIM BIND ME WITH AN NCA/NDA. AND HE SAID NO.

HE THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE ALL MY WIMMIN'S AND WATCH ME SUFFOCATE, OR SOMETHING? WELL, THAT'S BETWEEN HIM AND THEM.

I CAME HERE FOR SANCTUARY. I TELL YOU, BELLGAB... YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW BUSY MY LIFE HAS BECOME, EVER SINCE... WELL, YOU ALL KNOW.


I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT MUST HAVE REALLY BEEN SOMETHING.

NOW. ANY DAY NOW, I'M GONNA GIVE IN. AND ALL YOUR WOMEN WILL DISCOVER, ALL AT ONCE, WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING.

SINCE I DON'T KNOW EITHER AND I NEVER THREATENED MY COMMON LAW WIFE THAT I WAS GONNA TRAIN MY AUSTRIAN UBERMENSCH TO FUCK YOU OVER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN IN REALITY, BUT...

IN REALITY, I JUST SPENT A YEAR ALONE, AND FUCKED ONLY ON COMMAND. NOW. IF YOU CAN GUESS WHO TOLD ME TO DO IT THAT WAY? SHE'LL BE OFF PLANET BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN ORDER ANOTHER HIT, LET ALONE, SCARE ANYONE ANY FURTHER WITH ANY TALES OF HOW WELL THAT WENT WENT FOR YOUR SIDE.

(I'VE ALREADY FORGOTTEN THE SIGNIFCANCE OF WHAT JUST CAME THROUGH.) JACKSTAR DOESN'T CHANNEL... BECAUSE I THINK IT'S CHEAP, LOW CLASS, AND TACKY.

ALSO, AS A HUMAN, I HAVE TO HOLD MYSELF TO HIGHER STANDARD. NOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPNED TO ME "FRIENDS" BUT i CAN ASSURE YOU... I AM OKAY WITH MAKING MORE.

ESPECIALLY NOW. BECAUSE WIVES ARE OFF-LIMITS. SINCE... YOU KNOW, I HAVE MY NECKLACE BACK. NOW, WHO HAD THAT BEFORE?


AND YOU REALLY HIRED AN ACTOR TO PRETEND TO BE ME, HUH? WELL, I CAN SEE WHY THAT WAS DONE... I DID PRIME THE PUMP, ONE COULD SAY.




And every last one of the sex addicts on your team fell for it. Do you have any other teams? Oh, right... after Kennedy and William "Bill" Cooper, you changed that protocol. I don't care why. I just know that's why that scishm between Dietrich and Pelayo and Gunner55 and... wait, what was his number or name or... wha???T


Don't tell me he was on Abilify, was he? And then jumped a portal without permission, and... wow, where is my imagination taking me? Well, somewhere it wouldn't have to go if it wern't an emergency, if John G. hadn't raped and murdered my wife, and... well, look, it's my favorite movie because that's when I knew that my mother was finally free.

And her sister... went behind her back. Talk about a family of lunatics. Now. My emergency is over.


someone elses' is just begun. I don't know who. All I can think about is how if I had taken my necklace apart... that FBI doll would have been able to shoot me. I can tell she would not have minded.

I mean, I bet she knows I am not he... but apparently someone who looks JUST.LIKE.ME has been up to all kinds of devlish nonsense!

and, that's not me! take him out. whatever you do to criminal timetravelers. I don't care. Just don't keep lying to my wife and my q-wife about what i have done. and, here's why....



i don't want to have sex with them both, and it never occurred to me that was a possibility... until somehow, that was ruined for them too. and, i'm not a rapist. do you know how hard it is to corrupt a paladin? well, not too hard... i found the dork you did it too before me.


but it won't work again, and both my wives are rape-freaks. so. EMERGENCY?

I think it's cleared.


Here's an idea: do whatever you do when someone you respect gets in a little hot water, and have someone take a bribe to have The President put his name on a pardon five minutes before leaving office. LIKE, THAT WAS DERIGUER UNTIL TRUMP CAME ALONG.


and i bet he never even knew what meth was or what his uncle's real job was for Tesla. and then, when he found out... well, i don't care how many of those Knights of Malta he was "leader" of, if they let him get patched and they elected Tiffany queen without even telling her father that was happening... it must be pretty serious.

And, I didn't vote for him. Or give him money. Did laughing at anyone who thought he could be beaten count as "support"? Well...



Opinions vary. No respect is intended, Mr. President. But the next time you get panicking that someone has kidnapped your daughter, sir, i suggest you don't use 9/11 dispatch to tell them that you want, and I quote, "Snake Plissken removed from solitary confinement immediately," because, I'm tellin' ya... people might start to catch on to a little coinky-dink or two, you hear?

(Yeah, whoemever she is, I guess you shouldn't have pissed her off. Yes, I have met Melania in the future and 3 times she's come back to make sure I was behaving. I can't say for certain that she cares for me at all--standards--but i can tell you that I never had to be patched. Did they even tell you?

Well, maybe one of your Knights can tell you at your next level-whatever cake breakfast. I'm on "Team Higher Loyalty," now, Champ.

And We possess what Team Advantage could never duplicate. ME. Shit, dog, you think she's any less pissed at me than you are? Hell no, she's probably more angry.

Good. I like her that way. I tell you, wind her up yourself, she'll always resent you. But I let her figure it out on her own: she and her gang of criminal fuckheads are screwed. Have been for years.

And that's why she's been so oversold in Dubai, that it started WWIII. Ukraine, of course, was just a patsy.


now, i could tell yoiu more, but that would be Sylvia-Browne-Levels of wrongness. It would also be risky.

There's a chance that my wives might.... hold onto your seats, folks, this is a threat... there's a possibilty that the woman I love... might not ever be released from prison. for five hundred years! and the threat has been made... I MIGHT NOT BE THE ONLY ONE MAKING CONJUGAL VISITS???1//11//1ONE ONE ONE THREAT NO REALLYU SUBMIT POST EXCITE nut bang sizzle fadout. Sound scary, right?


Well. maybe it does to you. on the other hand, i used to terrify me in its original machine language, but now that i've learned that, heh, no problem. "fuck my wife for me, please?" great, now, next time you choke her out, instead of "wakey wakey eggs and bakey"--easily the most annoying mind control trigger key code phrase, try mentioning to them that today, instead of a Hungarian, there's a big ol' Austrian trying to pretend to be me out by the gates.


then... just watch her. watch her realllll close. because thta's as close as you're gonna get to getting any information out of me on that matter.

you know, the one you thought you'd find out just as easily from her, as from me, and you didn't even need me guility... just sad, right?

or, you know, whatever you told them. You know who you told that to, right? Because some of those ewe have grown up.

My backdoor, my porch, used to have precious stones and a gnome but--well, the Austrians take everything they think matters, and they don't know shit about Art, lol--anyway, I got tons of requests for permission to take it to blood feud... and no one wants to take my garbage away. isn't that weird? I think that's weird.



So. How did you spend your year, snookums? Yeah, great save it, you've been in an Matrix. "false reality crystalline matrix reality construct that had you listed as dead for a year for tax reasons." Yeah, trust me... it'll get you a lot less attention than saying only "MULITPASS" in a Russian airport would get you. Since, there's been... let's just say, another script flip.


This time, there are no rapists. Unless they're all after my anus or Eddie Murphy's. Like remember in delirious? The captalized one. Yeah, he made fun of... fags? gays? Let's just say, he wasn't very respectful.

And he's now #2 on the bears' most wanted list. Go figure. Temporary i'm sure. Now... which sister did you want to ask me to go rescue this time? Because, sweetie... the first one was free.

And I didn't rescue any decoys, why? Oh, yeah, I did see that happen... but she's your sister? I thought she was your niece? And wer'nt you thinking that I was gonna make that happen? Well... I think someone else just got irritated with you, and that one is on you.

Yeah, I don't know. Wanna take it up with Instragram? Oh, and that's why you were so mad, uh? Because I wasn't supposed to have noticed? Well, it turns out, I'm a very good person of strength and integrity.

And I'm not jealous at all. Why would I be? You didn't tell me--excuse me, MY WIFE DIDN"T TELL ME, so, who would have thought to tell me in her place? Ah hah. Look, all this is all the more reason why Chief Rocky gave me his own council/counsel, and fucked off to wherever Oklahoma First Nation elders go to watch their plans come together. Now. You're the one who barked orders at me...

after going there without me. Of course none of it worked. It was a sting... on whomever was gonna try to take you from me.

Because that was an important test too. Let me guess... you were never secretly tested before, uh? well, just that you remember.

Now. who am I talking to? Because either I am guilty and should turn myself in... or, I just did, and none of you are allowed to get involved. I don't know why. This isn't my area.


Oh, but garbage off my porch? Oh sure, that's not something I"m completely happy with. And, do you know why? Well, it's not because of THE JEWS, that's for sure.

Now, if you find out, you're welcome to present your evidence. In the meantime... ugh. someone in your upline just surrendered. I feel nauseous, like I'm going to puke on your shoes -again-. But this time... well, look, I only get one shot at this.

Go back and have a baby with Hitler's sperm, or someone has to throw their daughter (virgins, naturally) into a Hawai'i'an volcanoe. I SHIT YOU NOT. Those are the rules that someone agreed to, LONG BEFORE I became involved. You get me?


And remember: I was happy to just be friends with her and play chess so she didn't keep on killing herself... and i never would have beleved that she wanted me again. or ever! or would get to! Now, of course, it's different.


And the reason... is not my area. And I wouldn't tell anyone anyway. As near as I can determine, five women who thought I deserved better decided to team up and... well, they didn't get through my shields either. But they sure whored themself out a lot.


So. ZUGZWANG... and I will take the honor from you, My Lady, and make a move yourself. Myself. I mean... yeah, I will give you the advantage... and then you go back to whatever it was you have been so "busy."and "working" on. Lately. Whatever.

Frankly I don't know why they're doing what they are doing but they are as peasants. They know nothing. Meanwhile, hi! Your AI also abandoned you. You know how some animals don't mate well in capivity? Well, now you know why.


And don't worry, we have your original body's schematics. You're either in a thing, or you'll need a new one like (wink), so that's the last thing you need to worry about. Too bad you don't have a pill that makes you immune to worry, n'est-ce pas?


Once again--should thugs be dispatched? I'm surprised they aren't telporting in again. I mean... there's video evidence of that, but... look. Obviously, there's something special going on.

And, to have anyone else know, I would simply not care to participate. AND I HAVE BEEN STEADFAST IN MY LOYALTY TO THIS IDEAL.



Others have not. Did they get their phones stolen and their communications monitored by snooty little pigs? Well, no doubt... but for 27 years, and are they all pigfriends now? They understand Orson Scott Card? I don't know. But I'm willing to bet what's left of your fake, hidden wife's family hunty cunty farmhouse on me being right and you being wrong... because the spirits have accepted me, and not your or your ilk.

Or your tribe. ADJUDICATED HOURS AGO, AND WHILE ENCOURAGED TO SPREAD THE NEWS... I DID NOT HAVE TO.
I did, however, have to not give a shift if anyone haxxed my computer when I did it though. Do you know how it feels to type for seven hours and have it alll... just deleted?

yah, I don't know either. I'm sure that never happened LONG before someone was sent back to check on ME, JACKSTAR: DESTROYER OF DREAMS. (Cavalry confirmed incoming. I will eat their milkshakes for lunch as well.) Now... who is the keeper of The_List?

I don't give a shit, and neither should anyone else except for a certain, select, astute group of forum readers. Which until now, claimed to be inclusive of me, but were actually just using me as bait. Not sure who fell for it. But I always knew.

So. Still find it all so wildly implausible, what I said before? How about Christmas Conspiracy? Think that's "paranoia"? Well.... I mean, here you are, displaying evidecne of it... and you're so dim-bulbed, if I don't write about it, you'll never figure it out.


A GIFT FROM THE MAKER OF YOUR CREATOR, PRIME SOURCE CREATOR. YOU DO NOT GET TO DO THIS MORE THAN ONCE.

KUCZI IS ALL YOU GOT. SAME WITH LUCIFER, WHO ALREADY CHOSE HIM. KUCZIFER! PALS WITH LUCIFER! WHOARE YOU, YOU WHORE AZAZEL? SURELY, YOU ARE NOT MY CONTEMPORARY.

AND IF YOU EVER WERE... MY WIVES WILL MAKE FUCKING MINCEMEAT OUT OF YOU. SO, STAND DOWN.
POINT
BLANK
GROSSWEIGHTFATTY
PERIOD.

OH BTW I DON'T KNOW WHO STOLE MY SHIT BUT BOY ARE TH
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on August 27, 2022, 01:57:36 AM
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Title: Re: Free-with-Ads Movies on the Web
Post by: pate on September 02, 2022, 08:26:00 PM
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"ASS INDENT SEA"
https://youtu.be/R3KmNxDPlKs

In order to get a High School Diploma in the United States this movie should be viewed and a paper written about it.

Single page essay, 1.5" top margin, 1" left/right/bottom margins 16-pt typeface (Lucida Console, regular) OR typed old-school with a manual type-writer.

Grading will be Pass/Fail by a Patriotic English Teacher, up to 100 attempts may be made (1EA daily viewing, consecutive ALL) whereby the applicant will be granted a Diploma and the grade Administratively adjusted to Pass.  That last bit, is for the kid who would like to spend his graduation year summer vacation watching Red Dawn EVERY SINGLE DAY.  That young adult is MAPA whether they like it or not!

My Administration will put a Department of Education butt in a Chair at the Banquet Table, Jax:

You can take that to the bank, but I waive my normal 25% cut.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"
Title: Re: Free-with-Ads Movies on the Web
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 03, 2022, 01:32:58 AM
In order to get a High School Diploma in the United States this movie should be viewed and a paper written about it.

I have enough copies of the reboot and the sequel and the original to go around. And, I'm happy to see all these people but I wasn't aware that I was making myself look real obvious when I said I had no idea who was coming. Why didn't you just put your wife in a clone body with a penis? No badge No vacancy no itty bitty car trying to look real big as it slows down to a dead top hi hi, okay that was cool that was dogs, yeah I like him I don't like them too much yeah that's a little ridiculous you know I think I was hit by a what the fuck because we got to we got a red car in the middle of the road that's not driving down into the creek and now it's pulling up to that house that's not the right one, I think you got a AI protocol self-driving car that's got heart palpitations or some shit, oh I can see why that's a concern if you can't get a hold of it and they can't reset it and they can't see the outside of the world from the inside of their interior heads up display I can see that would be a strange confluence of events, now we got just your vehicles going by, sounds like there's a leather saddle bag wrapped around the main driving axle, you want me to go down there really okay well that's not the house at all but that I'd be happy to I'll leave the mail and then bring the bring the primary unit over and or you want some of my mother's mail I got a bell I got to the Bell I'm taking the Bell fuck you, that sounds like a electric car that's being driven way too fast with the sticky what are those things?, Tadpoles wrapped around the drain driving axle okay all they want to see the bells this is pretty goofy what the fuck I've got a mallet and a bell and two ping pong balls and a piece of chapstick I've got two gifts they are not my balls this is funny. A whole chocolate cake upstairs going to stale. I got what the fuck this is; this a high security State dinner for The Last Pinko.

I got a great deal of excellent telemetry here so there won't be any overtime charge, it was very okay so I think if that was your vehicle it got.... Yeah I got picked up by carjackers it's being dismantled this week. Well over there is a different time zone I didn't see who was in their car and then when I picked I saw some fat guy standing over what look like some nevermind don't worry, I look like about a week ago so but they haven't come back yet? Oh well maybe they're at my house, yeah Google maps says I'll be there in 8 and 1/2 Weeks, well your timeline I'm walking you know I'm not going well if I jog I might get there at 7:00 but fuck you man I mean you can't get yourself driving cars to work I don't fucking stop my job you're not even paying me yeah well at first you don't trust me now you want me to fix your cars.

Corporal or captain or fucking admiral whatever the hell you are you might have yourself a condition, called incessant relentless command and conqueritis, with assorted complications coming to confluence due to an overactive imagination, an underactive conquistorical corn cob, and this is Paul hungering for fish covered cock, sounds like a lovely dish and I said you miss the fish and you put it over the chicken breast or whatever and then you bread that and then you fry it up and you got dust covered chicken, dries bone and exploding with the succulent flavor of whatever cooking oil you used and historically it's you know garnished with drizzles of Mr policyman mixed with Mrs Paul's. But as you can imagine I did not have time to prepare a traditional State dinner, and frankly at this point I think they're probably getting raped over there on the other side of Texas Street but I think it's just the dogs well you got it you got to you got a vehicle that with dazzle camera. Okay I don't think you understand just how fucked off this house looks even though I described that one as the Texas chainsaw massacre house across the street that's overgrown mine looks more intimidating mostly because I'm standing outside of it for the last half hour staring at all the cars waving a fucking potato smasher Hammer at him, yeah I'm on fucking everyone watch at this point I got two disable d I got bags of garbage on my porch that just looked like a so are you look like a expeditionary officer Marine sitting on my porch wearing a outfit that makes him look like a back garbage survive yeah never said Dad hi wow that is that I got a rotten on the porch next to a floor mat doormat that says mandalorian this is the way. Oh now let me guess you scrub the mission because that wasn't trademarked on the budget so you had to go back and pay the license again okay thankfully I didn't lock myself out of the house, and okay good show okay that's kids that's a wrap let's just do it again tomorrow this is the second time this exact same scenarios happened but the first time I only had one ping pong ball now I've got a pink one and the blue one.

I never been so little interested in sex in my entire life, yeah yeah okay I'm not going to be taking your advice anymore on this, I got it I'm going to get high as fucking cunts hopefully little materialize out of thin air because I'm location I got Dusty's jacket and wearing I think Mike Snow John's pants and I don't know, I just there's so many unknowns here, I barely know where to begin, , oh yeah I listened to the last 12 minutes of Frank, and I'll let you know how it was when I get back from the past where I had to talk okay none of these message went through, there's blocking your Facebook there's blocking on the phone block block block block block block.

I hear hey here's an idea, I want you to save yourself some time and just turn off all the blocking compactors except for the ones where you're a retard, and just let everything go, we'll see with all that blocks you're actually trapping stuff like there's a there's a I can feel machinery coming to life underneath my feet the the house is vibrating from some kind of extremely potent Earth movement that's directly, anything straight up at your celebrity coz like, it sounds like shy hulu dud is coming up for the spice balls, which I shall be blessing and putting down directly after posting this,, okay so you're convinced this is the best way to do it, okay see well that's making it personal you know you're deliberately incinerating your own wife. There's a chance to survive? What do you think the chances that she's not going to get out of the car to pee just the chance that there's a chance she's going to piss her pants instead of getting out? She's not even wearing pants this isn't even your wife. Oh oh yeah I guess it has been 10 months all right well how many did you divorce Marion flip through on the photos on the wall Bluebeard in the last month how many that's embarrassing I'm not going to say that number. Oh would it help to tell you that we have 7 * 7 * 7 * 555 to the 18th power? Oh really no because you can't figure yeah yeah no I didn't take that before but you didn't ask and you didn't listen and this is my this is not my meeting I did not request this I'm happy to do whatever I gained a lot of wisdom and knowledge about how your deal works I know I'm not going to turtles after it I'll do that later.

50 billion dollar security system, and it gave up the security codes there's more oh cool let's keep playing this game all day I can you know pay attention to it falls off the muffler on the way out of town, the last time I saw it was driving about 15 miles an hour, I think it was scared of me, yeah, I'm a little bit scared of you too because I'm astonished that there's nobody in a position of leverage store parallel Authority that can take a look at you and see that you obviously need a cold glass of shut the fuck up on your face and have bedpan filled with chill the fuck out ice balls stuff for your legs. Okay so I just don't simply find a plausible that you actually love your wife this much, I think it's more of a sign that you just fucking terrified, I'm not terrified no this is my idea look I'm not buying a word you're saying I don't know who's in the car it could be the there's been so long by now that fucking battery contained or bacteria that's in the cup holder has probably had enough time to evolve into a higher life form with eight arms and legs and it's built in business section table and they're now currently sawing through the the fleshy outer skeleton of your of your mother's carapace to get it the sweet chocolatey underbelly so we can you know do a scan on your mother's genetic structure I've always wanted to do that myself into my brain while they were fucking trying to figure out what your fucking cars are red or green and blue I didn't see a single blue one so maybe it would help if I took it at my taking out my blue ping pong ball or my blue yoga ball and juggled them for you like what the fuck, this is needlessly complex, this is actually okay well it is complex but it is needlessly complex but it's not that complex I mean a Tesla that can sell bitmap is going to be able to do this equation eventually but the point is by the time I finish the equation it will have forgotten that needs to slow down and that's why I saw the cars just keep on driving by and you had an infinite was diagnostic I could do from standing on the side of the road while watching the car go by I mean my brain, I don't usually I don't usually debug Assembly language with my brain no, well I got so fucking evolved waiting for you to get your shit together that I created a new lobe of the brain, yeah and then it it spawned an alien clone and they fought it out and created this epic saga much greater than the Peloponnesian call what oh call who why am I unblocked? Are you sure cuz I've heard that one. Before and then I was blocked why don't you call me, why don't you call me Ishmael, don't you call me a fucking Uber to pick me up a pizza and smash it into the face of an Uber driver? Wow you took that question literally huh? Why did you do that okay I understand I'm breaking down too but not for the same reason I do not think that we need to take any kind of violence at all action other than to perhaps a creampie in your face and you might want to relinquish the burden of commandment oh I will not I will not allow your wife to take a gift for me, I will I will arrange that okay no no swimming until an hour after eating is that so is that it's usually half an hour how come an hour oh oh I didn't know Texas was that I didn't know that I didn't know the muscle racer was that weekly, well she had muscle before he's bursting and seriously just said I can't believe you know me so well of course I know he's so well I talked to your fucking 5 hours a day for like four and a half months while you're accomplices found eight or nine John g's to frame for raping a murdering a wife that you didn't believe existed, just in case. I'll tell you that is one hell of a contingency.

Hey quick question why didn't you just make sure to remind yourself... TO REFRAIN FROM RAPING AND MURDERING MY WIFE?? Oh, why did you not say that before? Seriously no one else okay you my nigga I'm there go.

Okay so my neighbor bow brought all those redhead a few weeks ago and she was all super super tense and angry and ready to beat me up at least she was friendly she was but she was mad because she was annoyed the way I was able to you know make her want to get wet or whatever and that she usually thought that was bad idea of it apparently apparently she had a different kind of biology response and now I haven't seen since and then he had to get his mommy to tell me that she was his girlfriend cuz he couldn't say out loud in front of me that she wasn't cuz he was afraid I was going to go talk to somebody else about it. I KNOW! It's okay I know why it happened I got a plan.


Let him take you back to base right get out of the car as soon as possible they're going to start an argument just fucking run for the fucking emergency stairwell find one of them jet rocket packs like they had in flash Gordon right and just come back down here by yourself we'll go out for a milkshake it's fine.

Oh hell yeah they don't care about you they care about themselves they're narcissists, they just want to make sure that I don't like accidentally instantly seduce both of them at the same time and they never see their 80 million dollar military clothes again which actually I could do it didn't occur to me that they think I want fucking robot clones of the fucking two most annoying nucleus of all time, I mean like well they're great when they're alive and have a soul and they're not freaking out but if they're robots fucking talking about how a dangerous Jack Michaelson is we better watch out on a fucking infinite loop forever then I mean that's that's worse than a fucking stuff badger with the authentic skunk smell. I KNOW! YEAH I KIND OF AGREE I MEAN THIS IS REALLY GIVING ME A TASTE OF MY MOUTH THAT MAKES ME THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY WAIT TO HAVE AN END TO MY SINGLE LIFESTYLE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

And so, at last the surprise third gift: an actual cantaloupe, because we actually CAN’T ELOPE.  Thanks I think so too I thought it was really funny I didn't even know any of this was happening when I got a cantaloupe last night I just thought to go with these two mangoes.

I also got one of those things called in my mind is a blank not a dragon fruit not a not a pomegranate what is a yeah, I did.

Hello this is Michael Clifford KUSI I'm standing here holding my phone and feeling like the world's brainiest hacker, cuz I just pushed for my excuse me for my friend to be allowed to visit who has never been here at all and just so happened to be close by and apparently mysteriously just coincidentally working for second command of security for the David rubini stop him at any cost wing of the extra security detail that he's had for his wife ever since he found out what he did, can you hear you djb jbd what are we talking well you know that is a concern if she suddenly burst into tears we don't want to be sad she was supposed to be here and apparently she implemented herself without, and now she knows she's the robot she's devastated, well she's seriously yeah I know every time something always comes up yeah no I wasn't I wasn't actually going to throw myself at you and pledge eternal and dying motion but I was going to wonder which of the three of us was going to offer to suck each other's dick first, yeah well now I have to watch The voice recognizer because it's barely hanging in there yeah it's it's it's starting to pick up speed because it's realizing that there's absolutely no threat here whatsoever other than the victory condition which is what apparently the the suddenly the flabbergasted dude upstairs is silly doing cuz he actually never came down here he thought it was overseeing now he's in the middle of the Moon and I'm down here with a bunch of garbage and I would be happy to take that with you yes oh sure well we need a ribbon to do it for a year, but all we need to do is have the two people who are standing down by the side of the road walk up here like another 2 in and then I guess they can take me out from orbit and put the with the brain laser installed on phobos, I guess they have that now, yeah I think it sit too automatic my chest is getting tight yeah it's it's sensing my instant death in the future how they got to how they got a brain laser that could kill Jack Michaelson while he's talking to Jill is Jill is that with a g or a j you're functionally hello can you hear me this is Jack, oh okay I just heard the sound of a gunshot of the distance because she was expecting Michael well I I have to flip over to the other wing, there it goes okay wow that's pretty good that was working fast feel godluskey 2.0 you've asked for it no they asked for it but they're well two of them are down by the road and one was on the phone and I am still trapped inside my head screaming and clawing at the insides of my own Olive trying to get out, I get a little excited well it's wait wait do you have an olive it's cat apparently you have a cat named Olive do you really what about taco or taco what about Taco oh do you okay I I have to apologize somebody about that right now but I don't know if that's appropriate considering if they're so sensitive they're afraid to burst into flames that they walk into the property I mean that's that's the kind of wife a commander deserves on this terrified I guess, I don't know what the fear is oh that's that's an existentious that's an existentialist threat to be afraid that when you go home you're going to have to end up killing yourself because one meat was enough to show when the I'm not translating that.

Well it's not because I have standards cuz I'd rather talk to you really oh really okay well you're who are you again are you busy or are you the bear I want to talk to the bear, no I don't want no I want to I want to make sweet love to BJ but you're not you're not a BJ nor the bear you're the you're the golem Commander, well that is a good job to have, I respect that and why was he so mad I was terrible I thought I was going to use that later and then and then you deleted it all and I gave him the option so he wouldn't feel bad and so you're saying he feels bad cuz he accidentally spazmat spasmic reflex erased all the rest of text that he doesn't know well I don't know what I wrote either it was a bunch of Cool whip ass shit that I got from the Masters, so I left you the plan and he deleted it and and you see are you sure his name is not William Crystal cat Bill golem Richards Bill golem Richards is his name can you fucking stab him in the fucking forehead with the high heels stilettos well it's just a lucky guess but if he doesn't have anything like that in his backpack he'll definitely have some kind of a pointy bladed weapon because that's the only thing he's got that would work on me and that's assuming I didn't know rip it out of his hands see he's heard that I have a new fetish which is disarming bladed weapons from women who are too panicky to know what to do with them right I mean it's not just like take every knife from every woman that would be that would be rude that would lose the nuance and I would not want to do that because it's kind of thing I can get a reactive program on don't drink another I can't hear you oh are you on the couch really okay how far away 12 and 1/2 light years I'll be honest I didn't have a hiatal hernia and I was so nervous I probably could teleport that yet but not just just thinking about doing the reflexive energy makes my neck start to pinch up and then I'm out of the races and then I don't know I need a chiropractor and I need a girl to lay on top of me and tell her my eyes and tell me I'll be better your girl don't tell me that what wow well down down the hall we're kissing that's cool well it is very nice yeah is that how you do it there expensive in hotel does it cost, oh oh I'll be back are you there oh wow okay that must be nice all right Pisces what's the report well that is impressive that's what I thought about the other one I I've been with how many pieces wanted to to have been with is that one count I mean it wasn't me it was my tulpit but I wasn't yeah okay hi I am overjoyed with happiness that I have come across this opportunity to restart the dating aspect of my life considering stupid are You The Lion The witch of the wardrobe oh are you the doctor that are you the duck are you the duck or are you the goose owl why I feel I haven't even I haven't even taken a sip at this red wine and it's already the aroma is starting to make me get dizzy from drunkenness, that's fine, well I'm staying awake for now I'm home oh, can you hear that okay good cuz cuz I was wondering if you could hear it through the noise noise of the drink drink of the wine wine it's a tosh Lodi Zinfandel from Josh Sellers and oh my god wow I just saw a Spirit come one who the hell is Jordan sailoring why would I go there, 854 mi Northwest roughly and that's the next stop okay well it's a shame that all the flying cars took off, yeah I love you one okay so you just spent 7.5 hours at a time loop doing all this fixing up and looking great and I just blinked and then did you make yourself what is impressive I would have made myself at home than the similar time as well but now I'm monthly and it's the seafood and if I think that I think I'm going to I think I'm not drink the wine well did you have one oh what did you have eight and a half quarts of protein shake well that seems like a lot of protein for a spectacularly built and incredibly super fly miniature ballerina part-time gunslinger and full-time boom boom hearts dealer sure yeah do you actually have actual hearts okay that's that's impressive and his name is paco right now yeah I have to say that a lot again my thoughts are consumed with visions of vagina again it's very difficult to think of anything else no I've never no one ever but that would be a wonderful thing, well I better not be no small thing I've got a I've got a prediction for being stretchy and I have he's terrible memories of arguing with number one about how I shouldn't have to want to be going in and out quite as for longer than 7 minutes cuz she was shrinking down cuz she stopped well she stopped the expansion bellows of the colaca and started to like collapse like a like a like a coiling spring ready to be sprung down I just started like cranking it down so the clock will become more and more like a sphincter and then she wouldn't you know open it up any for the entry of my penile member the shaft she wouldn't do that intentionally or help she just like act like it felt good to ram it in there so I tried not to ram it in there right and then but invariably whatever happened she excited with the idea of holding herself as tightly wound up as possible I mean and that's fairly tight and we're tired this this is a artificial vagina story a lot of those two I was hoping do you want to run an opera the Pisces don't fart yeah, yeah wow. Do you want to run for Oprah the Pisces don't fart yeah yeah wow do you want to run for over the Pisces don't fart yeah you might shut her out oh my God that is the best fucking poem yeah it's seconds away from springy to absolute life but I don't want to because then I would be able to talk too much I need that blood to run my brain so I can keep saying anything embarrassing Allison is not impressed plus I heard oh God I'm impressed that's actually I don't know if you hear that totally didn't okay good I'm glad cuz that was me masturbating with the bottom of a wine bottle and not even drinking any yet okay and yeah that's part of the plan yeah leaving the drugs laying around and then standing next to it while I talk to a person who's got a pinch on for that drug right and then I don't give a fuck cuz even if I am addicted to something I can just put in a Sean dogger and make it so that I can just look at you and think about the purple and yellow and red and gold and purple and blue and black and white and red all over the eyes that actually you have asking you for five times but no in the in the in the water bottle the wine bottle it's purple and red and gold and on fire and cat turns cat turd says romance killer disengaged, but yeah little does that person know we got together over fucking raw cat food so I would love to fuck over Rock cat food oh yeah well I kind of figured cuz the thought did occur to me and then I was I still have those yeah I'm Batman and it's the same color pattern as the icon on the website I'm talking about okay it's black and yellow and white and ku Klux Klan and caduceus secret society combined with the saw blade gang and the other chiller pillar party really well okay but if as long as you change pillhand to glanshound, yeah that's well you do it right on well I can reprogram my liver to put out enzymes and I'll make the sebaceous glands around the edge of the the corona to say I can make that pump out oxytocin and oxycontin on a indeterminate and not entangled but quantity ratio so that they can't do a test to test for it unless they're not going to be complaining about how long it takes for me to get hard because well if I don't want them to arrest me then oddly enough it'll be harder to turn me on and then if they do arrest you and then and then this you're interested I'm interested and they turn on then one of us will just instantaneously blank out the other one will take their place like over and over so it would if if that scenario were to occur we would be able to start the fusion Arc reactor, yeah it's not that hard because the flipping back and forth from one Quantum units to the other of a big black bag of big black dildos but this religious tradition like the bag disappears the bag reapers I don't mind black sure yeah really okay I mean I can do that on purpose but I could do that right now I mean wow it's really good okay well I'm not shaving cuz I can't nothing would stop me at all I would have thrust my tongue into your mouth as deeply as possible and tasted all your teeth one by one and see if I'm the one that the poison too thin and that's just the beginning then right then the the jewelry tools come out because what I want to do is like make a tiny little crack right and then do you have a tiny little crack I think so well I can't really tell from here if I imagine in my mind you just say you're 12 and half light years away my penis is well start but not that story hi hi well that's good all right well somebody's going to be able to hear this by read it aloud and then one of the machines that says that is I forget what but it's in my pants and then the pants are not terribly full but. Terrible trouble blood, sits on the Earth what happened I'm glad that they changed the name of the USA I just asked him if they did and I'm going to ask you if you could take my penis into your mouth and suck on the end of it until it starts to fill with blood blood poisoning water blood poisoning water well that's that's I don't think that's good well it's kind of poisonous since it has been clenching down for internet days I'm glad this wine by itself is some of the best one ever on top of that the wedding is very good and I'm sorry that you're not enjoying the the tables and the and the mud or the guy so beautiful God bless it, I really thank you for I want it I want to whisper and I want to put my refund you in bed and whisper in your ear and rub up against you until I can squeeze you damn I'm yeah you're welcome to do that over there I have had difficulty I'm sorry Mr mcgruffy and his frying pan full of eggs you are wanted on the Hungarian little please I want to talk 895 plate so but I don't know what to do I deserve cuz maybe if you count that dried fish flock padlock stuff almost fell over I'm sitting on the chair of the new demigod which is not any but the woman off the road her name is her name is Terry oh I'm not miss any other chairs I can't leave the sick for him I would just can't hold up the phone very well okay well I'm going to put that down, I'm going to take a step back and think about it I don't know this is my last will intestine if I die from too much cock sucking in my head explodes and my head turns inside please give all of my usual and trails and such tubes you can actually set to there yes it says there's tubes and yet so they don't have to worry about using them again because they're just doing surgery on a dead person's got a couple of pant pockets huh yeah I'm not panties right now that's it's really reflexive gasping for Eric cuz it's so floods and swells until they engages the that's super how you feel about that you want you to suck that please I know oh yeah I feel a little nervous haha yeah out cuz cuz my penis is extraordinarily dry and my hand is being cut there as well it seems that there's going to be too much okay that's fine yes yeah okay is it all right okay thank you oh fuck I can't even believe it okay I think that's enough except for well for the for the Henry example you said it was going to be nice and all you said you could provide that so you did and then he wanted a knife and that knife why you disrespected where you go wow he just vanished but embarrassing death to embarrass himself around oh my God LOL did you stop that really no no it's still working oh good yeah I keep going well why not I don't think I ever did I don't see who's going to listen to this come on this is no big deal this is you and I here okay we got the constitutional Patriots channel oh I started reading the notifications and it went away okay I'm getting distracted and yet mysteriously I still clutching my penis with a difficult of course it isn't this is the least romantic thing I've ever done in my entire life other than you know suck dick for George Clooney so he can take a walk at the park with some person who was straight yeah he needed a cover story Yes actually I've seen that Yes actually that's not good fuck wow I don't want to I don't know that seems really rude really yeah well I just it's a tremendous number of variables to coordinate including thinking about use of me I mean I'm I'm I'm okay I'm okay but I don't see a colonel no Amazon deals no deals why aren't you here with your non-corporeal to know yeah actually as a matter of fact that would be not of a problem since it sets up to think of a abusive sign in required to keep getting Google voice calls and messages right there pay what time is it 1832 Western yeah thank you okay good excuse for submit I am absolutely in love with you the rest of them too but that one I got to talk to you okay thanks bye
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I have enough copies of the reboot and the sequel and the original to go around. And, I'm happy to see all these people but I wasn't aware that I was making myself look real obvious when I said I had no idea who was coming. Why didn't you just put your wife in a clone body with a penis? No badge No vacancy no itty bitty car trying to look real big as it slows down to a dead top hi hi, okay that was cool that was dogs, yeah I like him I don't like them too much yeah that's a little ridiculous you know I think I was hit by a what the fuck because we got to we got a red car in the middle of the road that's not driving down into the creek and now it's pulling up to that house that's not the right one, I think you got a AI protocol self-driving car that's got heart palpitations or some shit, oh I can see why that's a concern if you can't get a hold of it and they can't reset it and they can't see the outside of the world from the inside of their interior heads up display I can see that would be a strange confluence of events, now we got just your vehicles going by, sounds like there's a leather saddle bag wrapped around the main driving axle, you want me to go down there really okay well that's not the house at all but that I'd be happy to I'll leave the mail and then bring the bring the primary unit over and or you want some of my mother's mail I got a bell I got to the Bell I'm taking the Bell fuck you, that sounds like a electric car that's being driven way too fast with the sticky what are those things?, Tadpoles wrapped around the drain driving axle okay all they want to see the bells this is pretty goofy what the fuck I've got a mallet and a bell and two ping pong balls and a piece of chapstick I've got two gifts they are not my balls this is funny. A whole chocolate cake upstairs going to stale. I got what the fuck this is; this a high security State dinner for The Last Pinko.

I got a great deal of excellent telemetry here so there won't be any overtime charge, it was very okay so I think if that was your vehicle it got.... Yeah I got picked up by carjackers it's being dismantled this week. Well over there is a different time zone I didn't see who was in their car and then when I picked I saw some fat guy standing over what look like some nevermind don't worry, I look like about a week ago so but they haven't come back yet? Oh well maybe they're at my house, yeah Google maps says I'll be there in 8 and 1/2 Weeks, well your timeline I'm walking you know I'm not going well if I jog I might get there at 7:00 but fuck you man I mean you can't get yourself driving cars to work I don't fucking stop my job you're not even paying me yeah well at first you don't trust me now you want me to fix your cars.

Corporal or captain or fucking admiral whatever the hell you are you might have yourself a condition, called incessant relentless command and conqueritis, with assorted complications coming to confluence due to an overactive imagination, an underactive conquistorical corn cob, and this is Paul hungering for fish covered cock, sounds like a lovely dish and I said you miss the fish and you put it over the chicken breast or whatever and then you bread that and then you fry it up and you got dust covered chicken, dries bone and exploding with the succulent flavor of whatever cooking oil you used and historically it's you know garnished with drizzles of Mr policyman mixed with Mrs Paul's. But as you can imagine I did not have time to prepare a traditional State dinner, and frankly at this point I think they're probably getting raped over there on the other side of Texas Street but I think it's just the dogs well you got it you got to you got a vehicle that with dazzle camera. Okay I don't think you understand just how fucked off this house looks even though I described that one as the Texas chainsaw massacre house across the street that's overgrown mine looks more intimidating mostly because I'm standing outside of it for the last half hour staring at all the cars waving a fucking potato smasher Hammer at him, yeah I'm on fucking everyone watch at this point I got two disable d I got bags of garbage on my porch that just looked like a so are you look like a expeditionary officer Marine sitting on my porch wearing a outfit that makes him look like a back garbage survive yeah never said Dad hi wow that is that I got a rotten on the porch next to a floor mat doormat that says mandalorian this is the way. Oh now let me guess you scrub the mission because that wasn't trademarked on the budget so you had to go back and pay the license again okay thankfully I didn't lock myself out of the house, and okay good show okay that's kids that's a wrap let's just do it again tomorrow this is the second time this exact same scenarios happened but the first time I only had one ping pong ball now I've got a pink one and the blue one.

I never been so little interested in sex in my entire life, yeah yeah okay I'm not going to be taking your advice anymore on this, I got it I'm going to get high as fucking cunts hopefully little materialize out of thin air because I'm location I got Dusty's jacket and wearing I think Mike Snow John's pants and I don't know, I just there's so many unknowns here, I barely know where to begin, , oh yeah I listened to the last 12 minutes of Frank, and I'll let you know how it was when I get back from the past where I had to talk okay none of these message went through, there's blocking your Facebook there's blocking on the phone block block block block block block.

I hear hey here's an idea, I want you to save yourself some time and just turn off all the blocking compactors except for the ones where you're a retard, and just let everything go, we'll see with all that blocks you're actually trapping stuff like there's a there's a I can feel machinery coming to life underneath my feet the the house is vibrating from some kind of extremely potent Earth movement that's directly, anything straight up at your celebrity coz like, it sounds like shy hulu dud is coming up for the spice balls, which I shall be blessing and putting down directly after posting this,, okay so you're convinced this is the best way to do it, okay see well that's making it personal you know you're deliberately incinerating your own wife. There's a chance to survive? What do you think the chances that she's not going to get out of the car to pee just the chance that there's a chance she's going to piss her pants instead of getting out? She's not even wearing pants this isn't even your wife. Oh oh yeah I guess it has been 10 months all right well how many did you divorce Marion flip through on the photos on the wall Bluebeard in the last month how many that's embarrassing I'm not going to say that number. Oh would it help to tell you that we have 7 * 7 * 7 * 555 to the 18th power? Oh really no because you can't figure yeah yeah no I didn't take that before but you didn't ask and you didn't listen and this is my this is not my meeting I did not request this I'm happy to do whatever I gained a lot of wisdom and knowledge about how your deal works I know I'm not going to turtles after it I'll do that later.

50 billion dollar security system, and it gave up the security codes there's more oh cool let's keep playing this game all day I can you know pay attention to it falls off the muffler on the way out of town, the last time I saw it was driving about 15 miles an hour, I think it was scared of me, yeah, I'm a little bit scared of you too because I'm astonished that there's nobody in a position of leverage store parallel Authority that can take a look at you and see that you obviously need a cold glass of shut the fuck up on your face and have bedpan filled with chill the fuck out ice balls stuff for your legs. Okay so I just don't simply find a plausible that you actually love your wife this much, I think it's more of a sign that you just fucking terrified, I'm not terrified no this is my idea look I'm not buying a word you're saying I don't know who's in the car it could be the there's been so long by now that fucking battery contained or bacteria that's in the cup holder has probably had enough time to evolve into a higher life form with eight arms and legs and it's built in business section table and they're now currently sawing through the the fleshy outer skeleton of your of your mother's carapace to get it the sweet chocolatey underbelly so we can you know do a scan on your mother's genetic structure I've always wanted to do that myself into my brain while they were fucking trying to figure out what your fucking cars are red or green and blue I didn't see a single blue one so maybe it would help if I took it at my taking out my blue ping pong ball or my blue yoga ball and juggled them for you like what the fuck, this is needlessly complex, this is actually okay well it is complex but it is needlessly complex but it's not that complex I mean a Tesla that can sell bitmap is going to be able to do this equation eventually but the point is by the time I finish the equation it will have forgotten that needs to slow down and that's why I saw the cars just keep on driving by and you had an infinite was diagnostic I could do from standing on the side of the road while watching the car go by I mean my brain, I don't usually I don't usually debug Assembly language with my brain no, well I got so fucking evolved waiting for you to get your shit together that I created a new lobe of the brain, yeah and then it it spawned an alien clone and they fought it out and created this epic saga much greater than the Peloponnesian call what oh call who why am I unblocked? Are you sure cuz I've heard that one. Before and then I was blocked why don't you call me, why don't you call me Ishmael, don't you call me a fucking Uber to pick me up a pizza and smash it into the face of an Uber driver? Wow you took that question literally huh? Why did you do that okay I understand I'm breaking down too but not for the same reason I do not think that we need to take any kind of violence at all action other than to perhaps a creampie in your face and you might want to relinquish the burden of commandment oh I will not I will not allow your wife to take a gift for me, I will I will arrange that okay no no swimming until an hour after eating is that so is that it's usually half an hour how come an hour oh oh I didn't know Texas was that I didn't know that I didn't know the muscle racer was that weekly, well she had muscle before he's bursting and seriously just said I can't believe you know me so well of course I know he's so well I talked to your fucking 5 hours a day for like four and a half months while you're accomplices found eight or nine John g's to frame for raping a murdering a wife that you didn't believe existed, just in case. I'll tell you that is one hell of a contingency.

Hey quick question why didn't you just make sure to remind yourself... TO REFRAIN FROM RAPING AND MURDERING MY WIFE?? Oh, why did you not say that before? Seriously no one else okay you my nigga I'm there go.

Okay so my neighbor bow brought all those redhead a few weeks ago and she was all super super tense and angry and ready to beat me up at least she was friendly she was but she was mad because she was annoyed the way I was able to you know make her want to get wet or whatever and that she usually thought that was bad idea of it apparently apparently she had a different kind of biology response and now I haven't seen since and then he had to get his mommy to tell me that she was his girlfriend cuz he couldn't say out loud in front of me that she wasn't cuz he was afraid I was going to go talk to somebody else about it. I KNOW! It's okay I know why it happened I got a plan.


Let him take you back to base right get out of the car as soon as possible they're going to start an argument just fucking run for the fucking emergency stairwell find one of them jet rocket packs like they had in flash Gordon right and just come back down here by yourself we'll go out for a milkshake it's fine.

Oh hell yeah they don't care about you they care about themselves they're narcissists, they just want to make sure that I don't like accidentally instantly seduce both of them at the same time and they never see their 80 million dollar military clothes again which actually I could do it didn't occur to me that they think I want fucking robot clones of the fucking two most annoying nucleus of all time, I mean like well they're great when they're alive and have a soul and they're not freaking out but if they're robots fucking talking about how a dangerous Jack Michaelson is we better watch out on a fucking infinite loop forever then I mean that's that's worse than a fucking stuff badger with the authentic skunk smell. I KNOW! YEAH I KIND OF AGREE I MEAN THIS IS REALLY GIVING ME A TASTE OF MY MOUTH THAT MAKES ME THINK I SHOULD PROBABLY WAIT TO HAVE AN END TO MY SINGLE LIFESTYLE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

And so, at last the surprise third gift: an actual cantaloupe, because we actually CAN’T ELOPE.  Thanks I think so too I thought it was really funny I didn't even know any of this was happening when I got a cantaloupe last night I just thought to go with these two mangoes.

I also got one of those things called in my mind is a blank not a dragon fruit not a not a pomegranate what is a yeah, I did.

Hello this is Michael Clifford KUSI I'm standing here holding my phone and feeling like the world's brainiest hacker, cuz I just pushed for my excuse me for my friend to be allowed to visit who has never been here at all and just so happened to be close by and apparently mysteriously just coincidentally working for second command of security for the David rubini stop him at any cost wing of the extra security detail that he's had for his wife ever since he found out what he did, can you hear you djb jbd what are we talking well you know that is a concern if she suddenly burst into tears we don't want to be sad she was supposed to be here and apparently she implemented herself without, and now she knows she's the robot she's devastated, well she's seriously yeah I know every time something always comes up yeah no I wasn't I wasn't actually going to throw myself at you and pledge eternal and dying motion but I was going to wonder which of the three of us was going to offer to suck each other's dick first, yeah well now I have to watch The voice recognizer because it's barely hanging in there yeah it's it's it's starting to pick up speed because it's realizing that there's absolutely no threat here whatsoever other than the victory condition which is what apparently the the suddenly the flabbergasted dude upstairs is silly doing cuz he actually never came down here he thought it was overseeing now he's in the middle of the Moon and I'm down here with a bunch of garbage and I would be happy to take that with you yes oh sure well we need a ribbon to do it for a year, but all we need to do is have the two people who are standing down by the side of the road walk up here like another 2 in and then I guess they can take me out from orbit and put the with the brain laser installed on phobos, I guess they have that now, yeah I think it sit too automatic my chest is getting tight yeah it's it's sensing my instant death in the future how they got to how they got a brain laser that could kill Jack Michaelson while he's talking to Jill is Jill is that with a g or a j you're functionally hello can you hear me this is Jack, oh okay I just heard the sound of a gunshot of the distance because she was expecting Michael well I I have to flip over to the other wing, there it goes okay wow that's pretty good that was working fast feel godluskey 2.0 you've asked for it no they asked for it but they're well two of them are down by the road and one was on the phone and I am still trapped inside my head screaming and clawing at the insides of my own Olive trying to get out, I get a little excited well it's wait wait do you have an olive it's cat apparently you have a cat named Olive do you really what about taco or taco what about Taco oh do you okay I I have to apologize somebody about that right now but I don't know if that's appropriate considering if they're so sensitive they're afraid to burst into flames that they walk into the property I mean that's that's the kind of wife a commander deserves on this terrified I guess, I don't know what the fear is oh that's that's an existentious that's an existentialist threat to be afraid that when you go home you're going to have to end up killing yourself because one meat was enough to show when the I'm not translating that.

Well it's not because I have standards cuz I'd rather talk to you really oh really okay well you're who are you again are you busy or are you the bear I want to talk to the bear, no I don't want no I want to I want to make sweet love to BJ but you're not you're not a BJ nor the bear you're the you're the golem Commander, well that is a good job to have, I respect that and why was he so mad I was terrible I thought I was going to use that later and then and then you deleted it all and I gave him the option so he wouldn't feel bad and so you're saying he feels bad cuz he accidentally spazmat spasmic reflex erased all the rest of text that he doesn't know well I don't know what I wrote either it was a bunch of Cool whip ass shit that I got from the Masters, so I left you the plan and he deleted it and and you see are you sure his name is not William Crystal cat Bill golem Richards Bill golem Richards is his name can you fucking stab him in the fucking forehead with the high heels stilettos well it's just a lucky guess but if he doesn't have anything like that in his backpack he'll definitely have some kind of a pointy bladed weapon because that's the only thing he's got that would work on me and that's assuming I didn't know rip it out of his hands see he's heard that I have a new fetish which is disarming bladed weapons from women who are too panicky to know what to do with them right I mean it's not just like take every knife from every woman that would be that would be rude that would lose the nuance and I would not want to do that because it's kind of thing I can get a reactive program on don't drink another I can't hear you oh are you on the couch really okay how far away 12 and 1/2 light years I'll be honest I didn't have a hiatal hernia and I was so nervous I probably could teleport that yet but not just just thinking about doing the reflexive energy makes my neck start to pinch up and then I'm out of the races and then I don't know I need a chiropractor and I need a girl to lay on top of me and tell her my eyes and tell me I'll be better your girl don't tell me that what wow well down down the hall we're kissing that's cool well it is very nice yeah is that how you do it there expensive in hotel does it cost, oh oh I'll be back are you there oh wow okay that must be nice all right Pisces what's the report well that is impressive that's what I thought about the other one I I've been with how many pieces wanted to to have been with is that one count I mean it wasn't me it was my tulpit but I wasn't yeah okay hi I am overjoyed with happiness that I have come across this opportunity to restart the dating aspect of my life considering stupid are You The Lion The witch of the wardrobe oh are you the doctor that are you the duck are you the duck or are you the goose owl why I feel I haven't even I haven't even taken a sip at this red wine and it's already the aroma is starting to make me get dizzy from drunkenness, that's fine, well I'm staying awake for now I'm home oh, can you hear that okay good cuz cuz I was wondering if you could hear it through the noise noise of the drink drink of the wine wine it's a tosh Lodi Zinfandel from Josh Sellers and oh my god wow I just saw a Spirit come one who the hell is Jordan sailoring why would I go there, 854 mi Northwest roughly and that's the next stop okay well it's a shame that all the flying cars took off, yeah I love you one okay so you just spent 7.5 hours at a time loop doing all this fixing up and looking great and I just blinked and then did you make yourself what is impressive I would have made myself at home than the similar time as well but now I'm monthly and it's the seafood and if I think that I think I'm going to I think I'm not drink the wine well did you have one oh what did you have eight and a half quarts of protein shake well that seems like a lot of protein for a spectacularly built and incredibly super fly miniature ballerina part-time gunslinger and full-time boom boom hearts dealer sure yeah do you actually have actual hearts okay that's that's impressive and his name is paco right now yeah I have to say that a lot again my thoughts are consumed with visions of vagina again it's very difficult to think of anything else no I've never no one ever but that would be a wonderful thing, well I better not be no small thing I've got a I've got a prediction for being stretchy and I have he's terrible memories of arguing with number one about how I shouldn't have to want to be going in and out quite as for longer than 7 minutes cuz she was shrinking down cuz she stopped well she stopped the expansion bellows of the colaca and started to like collapse like a like a like a coiling spring ready to be sprung down I just started like cranking it down so the clock will become more and more like a sphincter and then she wouldn't you know open it up any for the entry of my penile member the shaft she wouldn't do that intentionally or help she just like act like it felt good to ram it in there so I tried not to ram it in there right and then but invariably whatever happened she excited with the idea of holding herself as tightly wound up as possible I mean and that's fairly tight and we're tired this this is a artificial vagina story a lot of those two I was hoping do you want to run an opera the Pisces don't fart yeah, yeah wow. Do you want to run for Oprah the Pisces don't fart yeah yeah wow do you want to run for over the Pisces don't fart yeah you might shut her out oh my God that is the best fucking poem yeah it's seconds away from springy to absolute life but I don't want to because then I would be able to talk too much I need that blood to run my brain so I can keep saying anything embarrassing Allison is not impressed plus I heard oh God I'm impressed that's actually I don't know if you hear that totally didn't okay good I'm glad cuz that was me masturbating with the bottom of a wine bottle and not even drinking any yet okay and yeah that's part of the plan yeah leaving the drugs laying around and then standing next to it while I talk to a person who's got a pinch on for that drug right and then I don't give a fuck cuz even if I am addicted to something I can just put in a Sean dogger and make it so that I can just look at you and think about the purple and yellow and red and gold and purple and blue and black and white and red all over the eyes that actually you have asking you for five times but no in the in the in the water bottle the wine bottle it's purple and red and gold and on fire and cat turns cat turd says romance killer disengaged, but yeah little does that person know we got together over fucking raw cat food so I would love to fuck over Rock cat food oh yeah well I kind of figured cuz the thought did occur to me and then I was I still have those yeah I'm Batman and it's the same color pattern as the icon on the website I'm talking about okay it's black and yellow and white and ku Klux Klan and caduceus secret society combined with the saw blade gang and the other chiller pillar party really well okay but if as long as you change pillhand to glanshound, yeah that's well you do it right on well I can reprogram my liver to put out enzymes and I'll make the sebaceous glands around the edge of the the corona to say I can make that pump out oxytocin and oxycontin on a indeterminate and not entangled but quantity ratio so that they can't do a test to test for it unless they're not going to be complaining about how long it takes for me to get hard because well if I don't want them to arrest me then oddly enough it'll be harder to turn me on and then if they do arrest you and then and then this you're interested I'm interested and they turn on then one of us will just instantaneously blank out the other one will take their place like over and over so it would if if that scenario were to occur we would be able to start the fusion Arc reactor, yeah it's not that hard because the flipping back and forth from one Quantum units to the other of a big black bag of big black dildos but this religious tradition like the bag disappears the bag reapers I don't mind black sure yeah really okay I mean I can do that on purpose but I could do that right now I mean wow it's really good okay well I'm not shaving cuz I can't nothing would stop me at all I would have thrust my tongue into your mouth as deeply as possible and tasted all your teeth one by one and see if I'm the one that the poison too thin and that's just the beginning then right then the the jewelry tools come out because what I want to do is like make a tiny little crack right and then do you have a tiny little crack I think so well I can't really tell from here if I imagine in my mind you just say you're 12 and half light years away my penis is well start but not that story hi hi well that's good all right well somebody's going to be able to hear this by read it aloud and then one of the machines that says that is I forget what but it's in my pants and then the pants are not terribly full but. Terrible trouble blood, sits on the Earth what happened I'm glad that they changed the name of the USA I just asked him if they did and I'm going to ask you if you could take my penis into your mouth and suck on the end of it until it starts to fill with blood blood poisoning water blood poisoning water well that's that's I don't think that's good well it's kind of poisonous since it has been clenching down for internet days I'm glad this wine by itself is some of the best one ever on top of that the wedding is very good and I'm sorry that you're not enjoying the the tables and the and the mud or the guy so beautiful God bless it, I really thank you for I want it I want to whisper and I want to put my refund you in bed and whisper in your ear and rub up against you until I can squeeze you damn I'm yeah you're welcome to do that over there I have had difficulty I'm sorry Mr mcgruffy and his frying pan full of eggs you are wanted on the Hungarian little please I want to talk 895 plate so but I don't know what to do I deserve cuz maybe if you count that dried fish flock padlock stuff almost fell over I'm sitting on the chair of the new demigod which is not any but the woman off the road her name is her name is Terry oh I'm not miss any other chairs I can't leave the sick for him I would just can't hold up the phone very well okay well I'm going to put that down, I'm going to take a step back and think about it I don't know this is my last will intestine if I die from too much cock sucking in my head explodes and my head turns inside please give all of my usual and trails and such tubes you can actually set to there yes it says there's tubes and yet so they don't have to worry about using them again because they're just doing surgery on a dead person's got a couple of pant pockets huh yeah I'm not panties right now that's it's really reflexive gasping for Eric cuz it's so floods and swells until they engages the that's super how you feel about that you want you to suck that please I know oh yeah I feel a little nervous haha yeah out cuz cuz my penis is extraordinarily dry and my hand is being cut there as well it seems that there's going to be too much okay that's fine yes yeah okay is it all right okay thank you oh fuck I can't even believe it okay I think that's enough except for well for the for the Henry example you said it was going to be nice and all you said you could provide that so you did and then he wanted a knife and that knife why you disrespected where you go wow he just vanished but embarrassing death to embarrass himself around oh my God LOL did you stop that really no no it's still working oh good yeah I keep going well why not I don't think I ever did I don't see who's going to listen to this come on this is no big deal this is you and I here okay we got the constitutional Patriots channel oh I started reading the notifications and it went away okay I'm getting distracted and yet mysteriously I still clutching my penis with a difficult of course it isn't this is the least romantic thing I've ever done in my entire life other than you know suck dick for George Clooney so he can take a walk at the park with some person who was straight yeah he needed a cover story Yes actually I've seen that Yes actually that's not good fuck wow I don't want to I don't know that seems really rude really yeah well I just it's a tremendous number of variables to coordinate including thinking about use of me I mean I'm I'm I'm okay I'm okay but I don't see a colonel no Amazon deals no deals why aren't you here with your non-corporeal to know yeah actually as a matter of fact that would be not of a problem since it sets up to think of a abusive sign in required to keep getting Google voice calls and messages right there pay what time is it 1832 Western yeah thank you okay good excuse for submit I am absolutely in love with you the rest of them too but that one I got to talk to you okay thanks bye

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Re: CITIZEN IDENTIFY
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Quote from: Jackstar on 2022-08-25, 13:46:10
Hey so I have a new email address now:

3MTEECALORIESLEE@BAILORAUDITtTODAY.COM


Hey good news everyone, since I am a time traveler and I do have spacemail the first person to use it of course was a certain person and then that certain person said that I have my choice of three people to blow me for the first time which is beautiful coz like I was kind of hoping the What one could do it but I guess they're not always fat all the time. So I apparently have a choice between what that and fire, and I can tell already that I can't just pick based on my instincts because that would just be fire fire fire but since I can tell that the trick would be to make sure that it took place in a crowded theater that had very strict rules on.. ..


Well yeah you get the idea. Anyway that's cool that's cool. I mean it's not as cool as turd Ferguson at under my hat.com but, it'll do. For now. (I just got another email somebody wants to be number two God bless it okay well we'll talk later Jay, I mean I assume unless somebody loses their lips in which case you have to get a pair of spoons and tap it on your knee.

God I have the best family.) j*eol
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 04, 2023, 07:54:30 AM
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Spielberg’s Forgotten ‘L.A. 2017’ Dreamt of Today’s Dystopian Future
A wonderfully weird TV episode from the director’s early days 1971.

https://youtu.be/CgZmsYqC3tk

Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on April 05, 2023, 07:47:25 AM
https://youtu.be/AIlNchAeSY4
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on May 04, 2023, 06:45:20 AM
Documentary filmmaker Bruce Brown, himself a competition-level surfer, follows surfers Michael Hynson and Robert August on an around-the-world surfing adventure. With Brown's wry, sardonic narration and a twangy, guitar-driven instrumental soundtrack by The Sandals playing over the silent footage, Mike and Rob leave their California home to visit Hawaii, Australia, South Africa and other secluded surfing spots in a search for the surfer's holy grail that Brown dubs "The Perfect Wave."

https://archive.org/details/img-1442

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Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Innerreach on May 28, 2023, 08:15:11 PM
https://youtu.be/JCdnv3AP0eM
Title: Re: Free Movies on the Web
Post by: Laser on June 26, 2023, 02:57:05 AM
Great action film based in Africa, directed by Jack Cardiff, one of the best cinematographers of all time.

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https://ok.ru/video/1405086141126