EOL? 
Abbreviation for “end of line.” In addition to being one of the most badass Tron references ever, it indicates to the reader that whatever and whomsoever kind of Person I was when I had been typing that, I ain't going to be that guy again next time I start posting.
I'll Be Better. I won't be back, because I
never left.
Which is, a hell of a trick, let me tell you (not just because I never cheated or ran around on That Woman) because back then—whenever it was that I felt like I needed to finish up with a signature Alpha Elephant Finishing Move (My focus group indicates that elephant finishing moves are much more effective than dog finishing moves, Alpha or no)—I
was at my best.
Are you keeping up with that? I hope so, Kid: I haven't ID you yet, but you've got zazz. Keep it up. And, if you could figure out how to spell mustard with a K, I know somebody who might have a job for you.
Or do I? Hang on; I got to check with my legal team to see who I can admit to Knowing, and/or having Known. And after that, if you have time, let's play tummysticks and you can JUST SHOOT ME IN THE FACE. I'm going to assume this answers your question for you. What?
END OF F**KING LINE.