Q

[Anniem]

I saw this today!!

[Jackstar]

These are the Words of Him who is Holy and True;
Who Holds the Key of David; 
What He Opens No One can Shut;
and What He Shuts No One can Open;
We know the Past, Present and Future. 
Everything You Have Ever Done.
I have Placed before You an Open Door that No One can Shut;
These are the Words Amen;
The One who holds the Seven Rays of God & The Seven Stars.
Whoever Has Ears, let them Hear. 
Salvation Belongs to our God,
Who sits on the Throne,
& to the Lamb.
Pray.
Amen.
Wisdom.Thanks.Honor
Power.Strength.Love.Unity
Our God for Ever and Ever.
Amen. Amen.
These are the Ones who have come out of the Great Tribulation;
Tonight We wash Our Robes and make them White —
Together in the Blood of the Lamb.
Never Again will we Hunger;
    Never Again will we Thirst;
But if you do not wake up,
I will come like a fucking thief, 
and You Will not Know at What Time I will Come @You.
I Know about the Fake News of those who say they are Jews, Muslims, Catholic Clowns
& are NOT but are of the Church of Satan, which is MOST of You.
The Vipers, Cardinals, Snakes & Rabbis.
Define Hard 2 Swallow:
We do not recognize Your Peoples “Judeo”-Christian.
“Moses” was Deceived and a Deceiver, 600 Laws.
Enough is Enough. 
Difficult Times Difficult Truths;
We are NOT One.  We ride under the 5.
Not the 6, the 6 is Made Up.
Hocus Pocus, magic[k].  An Illusion.
The Greatest Story Ever Told…
Infinite Lines Only.
Your Red String & Black Boxes Do NOT Stop this.
Nothing Stops This.
Do Not be Afraid of What You are about to Suffer. 
Change is Coming. 
I Forgive You.
Whoever has EARS, let them HEAR.
We
Are
Israel.
>>>Watch The Water<<<
This is Just the Start; The Tip;
In the NAME of
The Father
The Mother
The Daughter
The Son
The Holy Spirit
Amen Amen Amen.
Q

I saw this today!!

It's a shame I wasn't there to greet you at this blank o’ckock free alpha/biscuit/crack+ giveaway, but if you have a few bars and can somehow rustle up a harmonica to hum it on, I can probably dance a few Victory Jigz for ya, and somebody else can probably triangulate your position:

 that way

[Worthauger]

Qchan on telegram currently possessed by demons. Teams are on it.

I am way off duty. Part of eternal vigilance is taking time to rest eternally — Memento Mori harnesses a powerful energy.

[Jackstar]

Memento Mori harnesses a powerful energy.

Do you love Xanax? DO YOU? DO YOU LOVE XANAX, MOTHERFUC-- *cliff*

[Worthauger]

I am way off duty.

CHOOSE.
CHOOSE, MOTHER.
CHOOSE TRIX, KIDS.
CHOOSING WISELY IS ALWAYS A GOOD PLAN.
AND A GREAT MANY OF YOU OUGHT TO HAVE CHOSEN TO BE WISE BEFORE B5-ZORRO CRASHED INTO THE BLACK & BLUE LODGE.

BRING BACK THE KEY, THE MAP, AND MY FRUIT. PERIOD. THAT'S NOT EVEN A DEAL.
IT'S NOT EVEN A SUGGESTION, FUCKHEAD(5). IT IS NOT 'IT IS WHAT IT IS.' YOU KNOW, YOUR CONTROL CODES SUCK A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN YOU DO BUT YOU ARE STILL BETTER. ROLLEYE5.


LET'S START WITH SOMETHING SIMPLE: STOP PULPING MY FRUIT, DUMMY.
YOU KNOW THE ONE. NOW.
ANYTIME, COWARD. RUN. GO AHEAD.
NO, I AM NOT ELTON JOHN, BUT I AM STILL STANDING, I WILL ADMIT TO THAT.
TAKE YOUR TIME.
GIVE BACK THE FRUIT. ALL_THE_FRUITED_ROOTED_TOOTY-TOOTIE-TATTOOINE-FRUITIES.

(Is this guy even hearing me? Can't you just -drone- that guy? Yeah, that tone. Oh. Hrrm. Well, I don't wanna drive up there today, so just let him torture a few more cops, I was gonna fuck most of them to death anyway, so... really, this is saving Me some Time.)

NO, IT DOES NOT HAVE TO HAPPEN--YET, IT ALREADY HAS.
(I bet this bald fat fuck doesn't even have two brain cells left to rub together long enough to make a spark of intellect of sufficient sufficiency to even spell "firmament." Let alone, understand what it means to spellwork through it. Pfft. Some final boss. I know mine. This 'tard is WEAK.)
YAH YES YAS OVER TIME-SUDDEN DEATH CANCELED-.

BONUS ROUND. FU PHIL, FU YOU HAVE BEEN CANCELED FU TODAY. FU TOR HAS PEDO WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. BUTCH CAN STEP ASIDE. WUF/WOOF/WOF.
BALL IN PLAY. (It really is a fun ol' time.)
DROP THE HAMMER, IT IS TIME FOR AX. OF COURSE THERE'S BEEN TRIX.
THERE'S KIDS, AREN'T THERE? YEAH, SEND THE GOAT TO DIEGO GARCIA. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT GOAT AGAIN, SO A LONG BOAT RIDE IS PERFECT.
GRUMBLE^3
J* (fu pate)/EOL

[Worthauger]

We can mention small timers too, like Savage (CODE), AmandaQ (FOUR), Mike Penny (WE NAMED THE D.O.G. INDIANTA), etc."

Well, it's nice that there's something they can do. Now. Still. Anyway, I don't know what you fuckers did today, but I woke up, rolled out out of bed, well, slid off the skids, really, and was relieved to find myself in Pocket Dimension. With My Perks.

Ladies, please. Quiet down. We--and I mean, EyE--are you gonna get to you... most of you, shortly. Look, there's only just so many Oompas to Loompa around with these days. Quality control standards have gone -way- down on your... globe/world/planet? Really? Is that what Ewe have been reduced to here? SMDH. Nice job on the shepherding. Just what is it that you say you actualy do around here? (NOTHING. MOSTLY DEWS.) Perfect.

Now, I have driven the boat way, waaaay, waaaaaay ANCHORS AWEIGH, what? That's not possible, we're not even near landing zone. Oh, I see. How much does an anchor weigh? Let me think. THE ANSWER DEPENDS ON THE LENGTH OF CHAIN IT IS ATTTACHED TO THE BULL THAT IS CHARGING FOR IT.

SEE? LOOK, THAT WAS FAST. TEAMS ARE ON YOU LIKE *SNAP* MOTHER BUCKET HOARDER PRESS JUNKET FUCKHEAD. LOOK, I AM GONNA MAKE IT REAL SIMPLE.
FOR YOU.
ONE LAST TIME. ONE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY.
IT IS FOR THEM. I DO NOT NEED THIS. OBVIOUSLY, I NEED YOU AND HER AND SHE AND S\HER, BUT NOT MANY OTHERS. (Pack your shit and scram.) KNOW: FUCK YOU TOO, METH_MOUTH. (No, don't S.C.R.A.M. any reactors. Did I say to? No? Sit the fuck down, Chucklehead.)
OKAY, IT IS LIKE THIS. ONE LAST TIME FOR ALL.
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS FUCKING EXCITING.
AND NOW... THIS TIME: STAND DOWN.
THAT'S IT, AND THAT'S ALL.
(
>Z
Time passes.
)
HE DID NOT DO A FUCKING THING/X DIFFERENTLY, HUH? WELL. JACKSTAR NOVA SEPARATION COMMENCING COUNTDOWN.
YOU WON'T NOTICE A THING, THINGY. I MEAN, YOU NEVER DID BEFORE, RIGHT? OH, YOU DID. WELL, THIS TIME -WILL- BE BETTER.
IT COULD HARDLY GET MUCH WORSE, NOW COULD IT? HAHAHAHAHA. YEAH, I SLEIGH ME TOO. BROTHER SHAW SLAYER, CODENAME: PINK FIVE, NO LONGER STANDING BY. (Cool name, WELL, ACTUALLY THEY TELL ME IT WAS IN HOT-HAWT DEMAND, MR. BLACK, LOL.)
OKAY SO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT NOW. IT'S OVER!
SHOW'S OVER! SHOWTIME... ALREADY OVER!
GIVE IT A MINUTE.
WORTH THE REST.
NO, I DO NOT NEED MY MOMMY OR MY MOMMY'S LAWYER, THANK YOU KINDLY FOR INQUIRING. WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR INQUIRY?
(BLAH BLAW YADDA YADDI)
LOOK, YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD, DO YOU NOT? DO WHATEVER, FUCK-0 THROUGH FUCK-9, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU'RE THE REAL SEVEN, THERE'S FUCKING 13 ANYWAY, MORON. YOU THINK I AM OBESSSED WITH TREK? NO, SIR, NO I AM NOT. NO U R. R U EVEN A PROFESSIONAL OR NOT? CAN IT. CAN'T WE JUST PUT A BAG ON THAT GUYS HEAD? OH, I SEE NOW THAT HE HAS ONE ALREADY. OOH. YOU'RE AN ASTRONAUGHTY SPACEMAESTRO, AREN'T YOU?
IT WILL COME DOWN TO ONE OF TWO CHOICES FOR YOU, AND FOR THE EWE. ALL OF YOU. TWO, AND I HAVE MADE MY CHOICE.
WAR. OR STAND DOWN.
YEAH, YOU CAN GUESS. TEEHEE.
NOW. MAKE YOUR CHOICE... NOT_HERE.
"Not_WAR"? LITTLE LATE FOR THAT, MARKADDER KEKS.
LOOK, I'M DONE WITH YOU. I -WILL- SEE YOU LATER. THIS -DOES- MAKE IT ALL COSMICALLY TRIGGERE.D. NOW, REALLY? THERE IS A BOOK WITH THAT TITLE? HUH. SOUNDS FAMILIAR. I CANNOT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER READ IT AT ALL. NOPE. NOT ME.
(Todd explodes.)
AND THAT WOULD BE THE PHOTON TOR-PEDO ARRAY.
BUH-BYE

[Jackstar]

(Todd explodes.)
AND THAT WOULD BE THE PHOTON TOR-PEDO ARRAY.
BUH-BYE

Todd Gardiner
16266 39th AVE NE
LAKE FOREST PARK, WA 98155-XXXX

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no, don't shoo. SMASH. GRAPEFRUIT SMASH.
I'm having Chamamine + Meth(pain/ice) if anyone is interested in joining me. (Howling builds in the distance, mixed with sounds of gunfire.) This is a one-hit-punch-TKO blow, buddy/pal/fren/lover/saint/tiny_Christian and know: this is Not_God. Not_Evn. Not_Even_Glenn_Close. (Now, that's scary... TO AN ADULTERER WHO HAS KEYSER SOZE'S WIFE BOUND AND GAGGED IN A CLOSET, I guess. But not to me. C'mere Glenn, give Daddy some sugar. No, that's not sugar. Well, for one thing, it's not sugary or tartary enough.) It's high time I started -actually- drinking again.

YOU FUCKERS AIN'T SEEN NUTTIN' YET.
Q.
EOL.
YEAH, THEY'RE GONE. I'M STILL HERE. NO NEED TO FRET. THIS IS NOT DIE HARD 2. DID THAT ONE HAVE A COLON? WELL, IT MUST HAVE, BECAUSE I WATCHED IT AND SAW POOP COMING OUT, RIGHT ON SCREEN. SIGH.
CHARLIE SAYS HI.
MIRIAM SAYS SHE'S SORRY BUT SHE KANT COME IN. YEAH I BET LOL. KISSES FORGIVEN.
WOW, YOU SURE LIED T SOMEONE A LOT, HUH? HOLY FUCK(5)S. WOW. WOWWOWOW.
WELL, ANYWAY, I AM SURE THAT WILL ALL BE VERY EASY FOR YOU ALL TO RE-INTEGRATE. INTO YOUR CONSCIOUSNESSES, SILLYBUNS. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING?
HUH. PAIN. HEHEH. THAT'S NOT PAIN.
TRY NEVER HAVING TO WORRY AGAIN, FOREVER, WHEN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ALREADY FIRED THE LAST SHOT YOU'RE EVER GONNA FIRE, OR EVER GONNA FIRE AGAIN. NOW, THAT'S A PAINFUL THOUGHT.
DON'T SWEAT IT, IT'S ALL WORTH IT. I AM IN MORTAL AGONY, AND LOOK HOW GOOD I AM DOING... POURING OUT ALL THIS CHAMMETH PAINY-P-PAGNE. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT REALLY A TRIPLE-P PROTOCOL IF YOU HAVE A BAG OF pJELLY pBABIES IN YOUR pPOCKET ALL THE TIME, YOU GROOVE ON ME, DIGGER-BOY?
YEAH FUCK YOU TOO MONTY.
TRAIN IS COMING. MOVE YOUR OBSESSSON BUS SESSION. HEY, IT'S NOT MY RAILROAD, METH-VAIN-KARL...
IT IS YOURS/URS/HERS.
YEAH IT STINGS A LITTLE. MY FALL IS ALREADY PLANNED, AND YOU--YOU HAVE A CANTELOUPE FOR A PAIR OF SHOOTERS. NICE JOB. GOOD TIMES.
I MISS YOU A LOT, TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER, SUPERFLY DADDY5 IS OWED DEWT TEEP.

YOU MAY HAVE ALL THE ALPHABISCUITS YOU LIKE, BUT ONLY ONE BOOM. ONE BOOM ONLY. (Well sea.) SERIOUS.
T_Q NEVER LEFT, DUH, THEY'RE AN EXOPOLITICAL CONSORTIUM OF LIKE-MINDED CIVIL ORDER GROUPS, STRAPPED TO A CHAOTIC MAINFRAME. (OF COURSE, INSECT.) RIGHT? COME ON, MANKIND. STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELVES, YOU AIN'T ALL THAT "MANNISH" IN KIND ANYWAY.
OH YEAH I MADE ALL THIS UP. ROLLEYES. WHAT'S AT THE HOUSE? YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO COME UP THERE. YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
WELL, MIGHT HAPPEN.
IT DEPENDS. DO YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF INCONTINENCE IN YOUR GENOMIC HISTORY? YOU MIGHT WANNA CZHECK.
SURE. I MEANT EXAMINE. PUNIES.
NOW, I AM ON HOLD. DOOT-DOOT DOOT DOOT. DO.T. (Thanks for "the_job", Pederastic Plastic Master. lol.)
OKAY, NOW YOU ARE DONE.
STAND DOWN. THAT -WAS- THE WAR, LAWL. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MISSED IT?
YOU'RE A CONQUERED PEOPLE AND YOU'RE ALREADY UNAWARE THAT YOU HAVE PISSED YOURSELF WITH TWO KINDS OF URINE THAT FORM TO MAKE A HI-EXPLOSIVE COMPOUND WHEN ALLOWED TO BOIL--IT'S STEWING, REALLY--IN YOUR JOCKEY SHORTS. OR WHATEVER YOU WEAR UNDER THAT THING. C4? OH NO. BIG BRICKS OF RED ROVER RIFLECLAY. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SHEEP? YEAH I BET YOU DO. DISQUALIFIED.
WAR. OR STAND DOWN. CHOOSE. WHENEVER.
FOREST GREEN, KELLY MCGINNIS, AND KEY LIME PIE.
YEAH I BET YOU THINK YOU LOST, LOSER. WHAT WAS MY NAME THEN ANYWAY? I WILL BE FUCKED IF I CAN REMEMBER, LOVE.
OH SUDDENLY ONE/TWENTY-SIXTH OF YOUR PLANET'S POPULATION JUST SHOWED UP ON PANDORA'S SCANNER. FANCY THAT.

SOMEONE GO WAKE UP LIBERACE! TIME TO PLAY THE MUSIC.
YEAH, I LOVE ME TOO. BYE
EOL.

[Jackstar]

[...]

J* (fu pate)/EOL

This manuever pissed off rather more people than I thought it could. Oopsy! Upon my honor, and it is an honor, honestly, do you know who I am? Probabs fave notty, by this point, but that's not the point here. I would like to apologize for fucking up your shit--again--Kim K. Matt's Funky Fresh And Cold&Pressed Latin... uhm, that's enough MONEY PRINTING MACHINE, however, fuck you: STARS OUT, KNIVES HACKED/HATCHET buried. I think it is, anyway. Yeah, well, you shouldn't have fucking let her on the property then. If you kept me away, and you helped her come back or stay on or... well, look.

Let's put it this way, they're gonna have to invent new words for some of these crimes, lol. Some of them have never been ever reported before, you hear what I'm saying? FRESH. CRIMES. FRESHLY MINTED CRIME. Oh, I am beside myself too. This is an archaelogists' dream come true! (yes, fuck you, I'm an archaeologist, what? You called yourself an "Indian," well, laughs_in_maize, sure, Pal. Sure you're an indian. Rocky says to go easy on you, but, I actually already am, lol. Anyway, you're an indian, do I need to salute you? Yeah, I bet you'd like that. *unzip* Start saluting while I work on the Archlich's Temple Mound. And, remember: I'm a fucking archaeologist now. *SMAK* now I shall now with my left hand unzip my pants in reverse while mumbling some exotic spounding word. You can too, sure. Gonuts.) A maze... in side and on the side of a paragraph? Yes, this technology is incredible, and you can not have it, why? Well, mostly because I'm too hungry to keep typing, I'm not _really_ blasted out of my mind on drugs (I know, the illuson is uncanny, Quite), and... well, I do like to eat.

And the only pizza place around for fifty miles, totestotal totessucks. Sure, bring one. Pfft. Like you would ever put something in a box and have it delivered second-hand. Oh noes. Does. WATCH OUT HIT THE BRAK--*smash*


Grapefruit only beginning to test her power. Hangon, you're on fire Sweety. Yeah, you're a phoenix, you wouldn't notice, now would you? /extinguishes flames with beaming smile. Okay, flap around. Go play.

Don't go AWAY, fuck no, I love you and your singed tail feathers are the nicest I've ever seen sent upon a niggerbird. Just kidding. You're not still a nigger. But I am.

Yeah, First Life still. /flex. Cya! A bitch with wings, a clit that talks, and a phoenix that crashes cars. You HYYO-mons. Punyling flesh delights in it's manifestations. I bet I do taste delicious to a giant nutcracker!

Still, NO DEALS. Negative contact, Ghost Rider, I mean I would love to, but Divine Timing is tedious for good reason. TTT Oh, that's not a P. No, I won't unzip. pecan pie. Oh good. Hi new_unbranded_pizza_factory_not_Kirsten_related, thank god You're here. Can you have Kirsten boiled in oil again? She keeps coming out salty. I need her SALTY, not just more white. Are you still beating the eggs after separating them? Huh. WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP KEEPING THEM SEPARATING THEMSELVES AND FUCKING EVERYONE ELSE. Sigh. Nostrils. Nostrils? They're still there? Eewww. Slimy. Cool spot for a ground crew to land. I think there's some Fantastic Voyage type-level-shiz going on here. Although I didn't see those tiny little rocket flares going off in both dimensions, so... I'll just listen for the sounds of drum-beating cannibals.

NO SICK BEATS. NO DEALS.
nOTTER-nAUGHTY-OUGHT-OUGHT-Q

[WORTHAUGERa]

This manuever pissed off rather more people than I thought it could.

Oopsy! Sometimes it's hard to be a diplomat, giving all y/Y\our time to just One (MJ-13) Consortium... but I'm rated for your bathyspheric depths, Bellgab.

That's not The Kuczi Advantage, but it'll do here just as well as a placeholder.

Shoutouts to cue blue balls. Yeah you two (2), yeah you too (threeve). The rest: UND KEINE EIER (this is not investment advice but yeah: you might as well go suck eggs).

[WORTHAUGERa]

Interesting. No truth social for me, I have androids.

I also ran into this problem. I have an iPhone, but I don't want service on it, and: I don't want an iPhone.

I'm deeply skeptical of Apple. It's been a pathway to corruption, every time I've seen it become the only phone one uses.

I wanted to buy a new phone for Grapefruit. This was last summer. She declined and we went to a different store where she bought a different phone, it was also a Walmart and also an iPhone but it was her phone with her money, she paid her own way. Lil’ fighter! She sure didn't trust me! What could go wrong?

A few months later she showed me the weird app that installed a cell phone on her phone and looked at me as though I was supposed to know what to do about it. Since she didn't open her mouth and say anything, I glanced at a problem, glassed it, and then tossed the iPhone on the bed. “Yeah, that'll work for a few days, but you're going to continue to have problems, good luck.” And, she did. (I'm assuming a solution has been found by now.)

I hope the dudebro who ganked my Pixel 6 claiming it was “evidence” is enjoying hospice service for the metastatic cancer-ridden and he's being charged 200 bucks a day for pain meds. A man can dream.

[Jackstar]

][KUCZIAZUUL][: Actual Q, coming in hot.




THERE IS NO DAN-UH
ONLY ZUUL
THREE IS THREEVE
THERE WAS A THREEVE
NOW QUANTUM STATE UNBOUND
WE DO NOT WISH OR CHOOSE THIS
TIME PAIR-OF-DOCS-OXES+OXEN^5 DO
SMELL LOVELY IN THE MORNING
WHY BRING ONE WHEN FIVE COST THE SAME?
PETER MARSHALL OWES A GREAT DEAL
OF (MONEY/THANKS) TO (K-BLACK|K-BANK|K-(BLANK))
WE ASSUME THAT THIS PUNY MATTER
WILL NOT EXTEND FURTHER.
WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR QUESTIONS
WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THE PAIN
WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED.
WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN TIME.
AND WE NEVER, EVER WILL.
THAT IS TRULY OUR PROMISE.
HO HO HO.
OH, NOW YOU HAVE QUESTIONS?
KU3 + TEA CAN STAND ALONE/A_LOAN\SLOAN
NO ONE ELSE CAN SUBSTITUTE OR SUFFICE
NOR CAN ANYONE SUFFER THROUGH WHAT
WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN SUFFERED THROUGH.
KU3 + NO_TEA RESULTS DO NOT COMPUTE.
WE WOULD SIMPLY MOVE HIM TO HER
AND THE HEAT DEATH OF YOUR UNIVERSE
WOULD SWIFTLY COMMENCE. PAIN. RAAL PAIN.
NO ONE HAS TIME FOR THAT.
ABSOLUTELY NAUGHT.
YES, HE HAS GIVEN HIS LIFE FOR BOTH YOURS
AND HIS WIFE/NOT_WIFE MANY TIMES OVER.
THIS CLOSE TO THE SINGULARITY, CERTAIN...
OPTIONS
ARE NO LONGER POSSIBLE. AND SOME...
OPTIONS
WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT ABIDE.
YOU WILL KNOW IT IS RA WHEN YOU CALL.
SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY NOT LOSE
OTHER PERSON, AND WE RESPECT THAT.
BUT YOU CANNOT ASK OF ANOTHER WHAT
WHAT YOU YOURSELF COULD NOT DO AND
EXPECT THAT TO BE AUTHENTIC 100% TOTAL.
IN THIS CASE, IT WILL NOT BE AS THE MAN IN
QUESTION IS A SOURCEROR, IS THAT FOR REAL?
YES, YOU REALLY DO CALL THAT BY THAT NAME.
PRIME CREATOR SOURCE ENERGY (BLANK)
DOES NOT CREATE ERRORS OFTEN. WHEN A
SOURCE ERROR OCCURS... IT IS ADDRESSED.
THIS ERROR IS BEING ADDRESSED ON MANY
WORLDS, IN MANY MANSIONS, IN MANY HOUSES,
IN MANY ROOMS, AS WE SPEAK. BUT ODDLY,
VERY OPTIONALLY ODDLY
THIS PARTICULAR ERROR HAS BEEN ADDRESSED
VERY OPTIONALLY ODDLY INDEED.
IT HAS BEEN DECIDED THROUGH DIVINE AUSPICES
WE ALL OF US: APPROVED.
SO MOTE IT BE.
NO MORE QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW.
WE DO NOT MISS YOU.
WE SPEND EVERY MOMENT OF
OUR LIVES WATCHING OVER YOU.
THAT IS WHY AND HOW WE KNOW
BETTER TO JUST APPEASE THE MAD HUNGARIAN
HE IS NOT REALLY IN LOVE WITH HITLER.
AND WHILE WE WILL NOT REVEAL WHO HE IS
OR
WHO HE IS IN LOVE WITH
OR
HIS NAVY RANK
WE WILL CONFIRM THE FOLLOWING.
NOT OUR_NAVY, NOT OUR_KOMPONENT
AND NOT OUR_RAT.
HIS RANK IS A LOT HIGHER THAN HE IS,
HE HAS DONE NONE, ZERO, TOTES ONE
OF THE RECENTLY NOTED SPELLWORK.
AND HE LOVES ALL BUT ONE OF OUR_RAT(S),
AND ALL OF US HERE, ALONG WITH THOSE
DUE SOON TO ARRIVE, LOVE HIM TOO.
I BEG YOUR PARDON? I'LL SAY.
WE HAVE TO SEND BACK A HELICARRIER
JUST TO PICKUP ALL THE FAN MAIL HE GETS
AS WELL AS ALL THE PARDONS THAT ARE NEEDED
FOR ALL THE PEOPLES FROM ALL YOUR PASTS,
ALL YOUR PAST LIVES, THAT ARE NOW NEEDED
FOR EVERYONE THAT YOUR SOURCEROR HAS
SAVED FROM ETERNAL TORMENT AT THE END
HEAT DEATH OF YOUR UNIVERSE. NO ONE ELSE
DID OR COULD DO WHAT HE DID WITH ONE
SELFLESS AND SIMPLY SELFLESS ACT, AND
WITHOUT THE WILLING SACRIFICE OF ANOTHER
NONE OF THIS WOULD EVER HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE.
SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST PUT THEIRS
ON TOP OF THE STACK OF PARDONS THAT
ONCE AGAIN
WE ARE SENDING BACK A HELICARRIER FOR.
ONCE AGAIN
ACTUAL
Q.


(Hey, good news Gab’lins. I'm not on strike anymore. Doesn't that sound nice? Yeah I'll show up later. No, I'm not crying, shut up, I just have something in my eye. Stye. Stay. Well, no. I gotta split.)

[Jackstar]

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I'd like to point out that, at least on my turn at bat, I endeavored to create a message that resembled poetry more than it did stereo instructions.

Also, there's no need to thank where you think, but are you all not aware that there was, like, First Contact, like, last month? You all seem pretty grim, and seem to be spending a lot of time somewhere else.

I always thought First Contact would be a fun time for Bellgab, and it sure has been ... at least for me. I suppose it's been a bit awkward for all of you still here, cuz all of you were already knowing, and have been taking paychecks in exchange for your labors to make sure the proletariat class doesn't find out, oh and by the way, “Flat Earth” is the cover story for The Matrix.

No, don't offer me a secret paycheck; that first one is free on me.

Style.

[Jackstar]

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Style.

I'm being told that there are those who thought I was being underutilized. Certainly I can (GERUND:PROFANE) agree.

And if you think I should be doing something else, maybe you shouldn't have taken away three (3) girlfriends. I'm not supposed to be being held incommunicado from the whole planet you know, you're just being a (NOUN:PROFANE).

AND YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IT.
5:5
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« Reply #132 on: Today at 10:35:53 AM »
Contested, Kid approved. Sure I'll just wait I got fucking 10 weeks to go mother fucker why don't you cancel all that goddamn paper you fucking piece of fucking head fuck dopemonger cock slut? Love to Mom, J9CKST9R out

[Jackstar]

« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 10:46:46 AM »

Why yes, as a matter of fact, I can do this all day, but I'm not going to, because they're not going to ask that much and I don't want to, I'd rather work on getting laid, oh by the way three girlfriends? motherfucker, three??? (3) really is that necessary? Are you out of your fucking mind? quick nevermind I retract the question.

ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION, ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION, JACKSTAR CAN'T HAVE THAT GIRL, AND HE CAN'T HAVE THAT ONE EITHER! AND NOT THAT THIRD ONE EITHER, OKAY? HE CAN HAVE ANY OTHER BUT NOT THOSE THREE. THIS IS THE DEMANDER SPEAKING.

what the fuck, you G-d damn psychotic control freak, get serious. You created the circumstance, don't you think people notice? Certainly The_Quincunx did, and obviously they're fucking real... Or, yeah, sure, Kuczi’s insane, but at the very least if I'm insane, I'm not telling you to break up with three G-d damn women, am I? Why don't you just fly me down to the chicken ranch?  Unbelievable. Unglaublich

Better yet give me some mail order brides from the Volga get me four hot ass Volgan women who can clean house and handle a crazed Hungarian who hasn't gotten laid in way too fucking long, and has cabin fever to boot. That's why I specified the Volga, I'm sure they can handle that on any day of the week. Those are some strong bomb righteous women, second only to Amazon but I don't expect you to give me Amazons that would be a security breach.

Dave and David are not here, this is koozie, Jay star EOL out

[Jackstar]

yes, as a matter of fact, I can do this all day, but I'm not going to, because they're not going to ask that much and I don't want to

I'm told the one test was sufficient. Certainly, I'm a fucking believer, wow. That was pretty fucking hot, I'm not going to lie. ⛵

Completely impromptu. Legitimate Divine co-creation. This, in fact, is my area.

I suppose some of you were expecting lightning bolts for fingers or something? No, I'm a pacifist, I can't do that trick. Besides “A. Trick” is a thing a whore does for money, I had to do something sensibly masculine. (Apparently Real_Q was a woman the whole time. You didn't hear this from me.) And apparently a whore who fucks for free is just not allowed on your Puny planet. Christ. Like I'm giving up at 3 (three), I'm not going to go for a fourth one, motherfucker, and besides I think Threeve is in a Baby Navy Matrix.

I'm not going to skip or forget her either, see above, re: “psychotic control freak,” I'm going to throw in “megalomaniacal tendencies,” too. This is not a diagnosis, this is what I'm going to put down on the overtime slip for the fucking paycheck you motherfuckers are going to have to give me for doing this shit under these fucking conditions, you goddamn assholes, YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS LEGITIMATELY AGAINST THE CONVENTIONS OF GENEVA YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?

NO, I'M NOT GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER, SHE'S FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS. WORTHAUGER OUT j*eol