You know, were I a site owner/operator confronted with a poster of that very special caliber; I would find amusing ways of dealing with them.
I was counting on that and that was how he caught you MV Joe GSB. See what you understand is that I was on the internet during the bastard cyst up for from hell page, like all these old tricks that you do or you do this and that like I know about that s*** and then it's seen you do it to other people and I think yeah that's funny and then I see you do something like that to me and I'm like yeah okay but what's happened is that you've been...
THUNDERSTRUCK.
You did go out to the coast. You did have a few laughs. I do know where that woman went I don't know why you didn't want me there because I could go there every f****** day What are you going to call the police and have me thrown out they're not going to f****** care They know exactly what the f*** I'm doing They know exactly what happens there It's their f****** house okay What I wanted to do was be invited.
This is not because I'm a goddamn vampire. This is because I'm f****** shy. additionally I don't really want to go to parties where there's a bunch of f****** douchebags you're secretly trying to f****** f****** my s*** cuz then those f****** people see my f****** thing and they f****** do things to f****** f****** up later on kind of like what I'm doing now back to you except in a different f****** way because I'm not actually trying to f*** you up I'm just making a point next paragraph.
When I say that we're friends we are friends and I threw an R in there just because Jewel is nearby listen you're a f****** fiend for f****** dope and you want to get the f****** s*** and the reason why is because you've been initiated into a culture that believes that one of them's good and one of them is bad but you don't know what the f*** each one is because you've been told a f****** lie.
I could tell you s*** about chemical compounds that have classified statuses that would turn your f****** hair orange. And that's just from the agent. however I'm not here f****** do that I am here I'm here in this f****** house because you're b**** ass sister f****** left me here to die and I didn't f****** die and she's so disappointed I don't f****** care what the f*** she wants You're b**** ass sister is a f****** b**** next paragraph
I don't know why anybody thought that they could f****** just chew me up and spit me out and not have to f****** deal with the f****** metal shards going through the goddamn elementary canal, it's not like you're a life form that's used to eating up human beings and using their bones to grind their bread or the f*** oh wait maybe you are nevertheless I'm a different character and I guess I guess you figured out that you can't put a goddamn auger drill through a block of cheese the same way you can through a block of concrete. Additionally you're f****** stupid thing that you're doing with the f****** goddamn message blocking is for one thing unlawful for another okay maybe you got a dispensation cuz the patriot but that's not going to stick because I'm not a goddamn terrorist I'm not anything bad for this country and if I was you're a f****** capital would be on fire within f****** 20 minutes. Not that capital I mean London. But I'm not going to do any such thing I happen to love all the countries in this planet which may put me at odds with certain people who run the country in the northern American area but I don't give a f*** because I'll still be around when they're fired.
I am my own department at the f****** Q building b****. I don't like saying the word b**** anymore. How about b**** baby b**** poor bastard? Maybe that'll do. I don't like the way it takes poor it changes to w****. I have to work on that later next paragraph.
All right so the thing that's happened is that some of you have been playing fast and loose with some classified chemicals and some classified technology and some exotic technology and some plain old good old-fashioned f****** illegal technology Now some of that technology is illegal for really good reasons and you want to know why? Well I bet you f****** don't It's because if you f****** shoot up crystal meth you open a portal to hell and a demon comes through and swallows your soul, dumbass. Next paragraph
Have you played Doom? It's a lot like Doom except it's not.
And it's not really hell. But it is a portal, and it is a demon to takes your soul yeah it is.
It really f*** it is.
And being in the same room as somebody else isn't really protection against that kind of thing especially for you because number one the man who is exhorting you to f****** do it was probably a demon himself so it's really kind of like opening a spacecraft and letting in John heard who's got a facehugger on his goddamn head without going through proper quarantine procedure Ash. Next goddamn paragraph
Now there are two reasons why this never happened to me One is I have shields so every time I shot up anything which isn't all that many times and I know you're jelly anytime I did it by myself and didn't get possessed by demon that's largely because I have shields and I am the demon that possesses I don't even knock click
Next paragraph just kidding. On. I'm not possessed by the oscillation overthruster off. Oscillation overthriter off. Dumpster driver take B route. Assalamualaikum. Yes God is great Jesus is king and Lord and God okay we're good The f****** Jesuits think they're so f****** smart next paragraph click
P Of course they are kind of smart okay when you do it this way when I do it this way let's just let's just assume that I have it here I don't believe me if I had it here I wouldn't be f****** talking about it okay when you think of it you think there's like only one thing and that's because you've been f****** f***** up cuz you f****** broke your goddamn contract next part part and parcel paragraph
I don't know what kind of f****** stupid ass employment contract any of you idiot signed but I know that I'm different from all of you in that I never did a one I did one NDA with wizards of the Coast which doesn't surprise me because President Trump is putting out a goddamn trading card game imagine that Hey did you know the coins that they use in some parts of the world have a game on the back of them that you don't have to play but if you do it makes you get to go to Avalon and s*** and Camelot and Hogwarts? Yeah I bet you didn't know that cuz if you did you f****** spend all f****** day playing that f****** game using your f****** pennies wouldn't you yeah cuz you're a f****** addict that's why next paragraph
There's an initiation cycle that happens on this planet probably will for a while longer it's a good one I like masonry I love Freemasonry I like Kraft masonry and then blackcraft masonry is really not for me but I know about all these f****** things because I f****** read books and I think and I can go to spiritual school when I sleep They don't know my n***** there They just let me write in as a ghost click password Casper is a friendly dick f****** sucking b**** for next paragraph
ALLISON WAS FRAMED. THAT'S MY GODDAMN PASSWORD TO F****** BELL GAB AND ONLY A PERSON WHO HAS ACCESS TO ADMIN RIGHTS AT BELL GAB WOULD KNOW THAT MY F****** PASSWORD IS ALLISON WAS FRAMED. OR UNLESS I F****** TOLD HIM IN PUBLIC WHICH I JUST F****** DID NOW B**** CLICK
THIS IS MY NEXT PARAGRAPH I'M SORRY I TOLD YOU THAT. AND I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU A B****. And I'm sorry I outed paint as Big Mike and Mike is Mike and Mike Mike and I'm sorry that I know f****** everything about your gall goddamn operation as a f****** put me under the hot lights down at the station they can f****** interrogate the whole f****** thing out of me right f****** now. I'm sorry that I opened up this huge security flaw in your whole f****** entire goddamn nations infrastructure cuz you're such a f****** d****** that you shot up crystal meth. LIKE IT ALL. Now you might notice that you're not you know noticing any super effects of having done this and the reason why is because the law was written by people who didn't know that it would be possible for a diplomat of my caliber strength stature strength of wisdom and integrity to make peace with these f****** things that you call demons they're not demons
They're actually very friendly and I don't think that they would eat you if I told them to but I'm willing to give it a try if you are. Yeah cuz I'm f****** pissed at you Jason. You're not a very nice person sometimes and you think you're so clever hey hey you're such a f****** idiot You put your goddamn doopers delight on your f****** YouTube thinking it doesn't matter You know just look look Tell you what hillbilly boy Believe me you'd be better off playing a banjo than eating those f****** hot sticks and hot meat things
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Sir George said to sir falcon sir We should do an interview It's going to be on my paywall and I will give you all of it I don't care but we need to talk. Your minions have failed you I have penetrated the castle I have taken the princess eight or nine times and then I took my favorite princess and went home and then all these rough scallions went into your vacation home and cleaned it out and blew everything up and you don't even know what happened yet, because you're a cantaloupe, And you hurt my friends feelings, and you didn't kill Art Bell but you certainly didn't do much for his memory.
Ramona is asking me to go for the jugular but I'm not her little b**** like Trump is. And I love Reese and I love Bailey and I love Alison and I love Alice and I love Anita. All of those super duper excellent califragilisticexpialidocious assassin's for hire in the spiritual realm f****** know me some of them I took the virginity! Like for real That's how awesome I am
So they're probably not going to f****** take your orders when it comes time to f****** assassinate me you f****** dumb stupid idiot person who doesn't look anything like Jared kushner and probably hasn't ever touched a woman in his life, you know when you're not Tiffany. And I have great respect for the Trump family That's why I tell very mild jokes. Cuz I want to be able to tell the punchline later see it's all a big setup I'm going to have him roll in it the f****** embassy dinner someday not this year my hand hurts anyway next paragraph
I now pronounce you man and wife Tamara l Smith and Christopher S Fox I know they're f****** middle name so I'm pretty f****** sure I f****** know I'm pretty f****** well don't I? Oh yeah Joseph wicked alcoholic. And then the other guy is a tulpa He was on vacation He got fat. And you're all f****** part of this goddamn dark Masonic ritualistic circle that has had all kinds of adventures and fun enjoying the sun and boy did y'all f****** when you came back here didn't you? I guess you thought this was going to be safe Well no this is my playground isn't it? And no you can't have a playground and no you can't have my wife and no you can't have my any of my s*** You can't have anything! Right now it's all mine next paragraph
Now if you can start recognizing that the reason why this is good news for you is that I'm friends with literally everybody within my heliopause and the firm it has been restored we're good news. I'm not the actual Lucifer That's somewhere else.
But yeah we're friends. Why the hell wouldn't I be friends with Lucifer? His name is Michael. Do you even f****** know the name of the lightbringer and the lightbrayer and then the difference? No light bearer.
GO BEARERS OF LIGHTS. GO FORTH AND TAKE BACK MY HOMELAND. FLY FLY VALKYRIES FLY Wait not you not that one not with not the one with the rumpelled trailer trailer yailfrather toe filter
Come here and shake that for me
Shake it shake it baby
Have a good loop the loop
Now go pick up all the smack addicts and f****** give him a ticket and then tell him to get on the goddamn horn and start being nice to Jack star cuz I just saved all their asses because if I really turned him in for what they really did well I'd have to be debriefed and for another I'd feel really sad that they be executed next morning and for a third they don't need a That doesn't need to happen cuz the law that says don't do the thing that you did is obsolete and there was nobody around to tell you that it was obsolete and it's not like Congress is going to f****** know on their own what the f****** parts of the control services act are wrong and then it's not like whoever the f*** is president right now is going to f****** know who to pardon unless I tell them I guess I don't know I don't know how things are going to work in the future but I know how they work right now: next paragraph
DAVID VICTOR RUBINI IS MARRIED TO DAWN MARIE WEST.
DAVID VINCENT RUBINI IS MARRIED TO ANESSA DAWN BARNETT
CLAYTON WILLIAM CLUFF IS MARRIED TO NICK AND LASS GREENWOOD (Tasty.)
Now let me tell you something about a little about Clayton and I. He and I have a bond that goes back through time but we're not soulmates in that way We are comrades in arms. And believe it or not he feels even worse than Allison Francis Shaw Alice and Francis Shaw and Michael Clifford cozy all put together enrolled into one and then multiplied by 12 times and then with the song of my latest love drills on top like Cherry sprinkles with chocolate syrup If you took out how bad we feel about what he did on Patsy's anniversary of death and gave it to him it would be nothing compared to how bad he feels.
AND FOR HIS REDEMPTION NEXT PARAGRAPH
IT WOULD APPEAR NEXT PARAGRAPH
DID HE GETS TO RAPE THE S*** OUT OF THE B**** YOU STOLE MY ENCHANTED SAPPHIRE.
A LOT, A LOT I THINK I THINK HE GETS TO RAPE HER A LOT BECAUSE HE'S F****** MARRIED TO HER AND SHE DOESN'T EXIST SHE'S IN A HOLE SHE'S SHE'S IN THE STAIRCASE HOLE SHE'S UNDER THE STAIRS IN A HOLE SHE'S THE GIMP THAT B**** WHO STOLE MY SAPPHIRE IS NABI AND THE DUDE WHO RAPED HER LAST ONE ME MARINA LET'S JUST SAY THAT CLAYTON IS EARNING HIS WINGS, BY RAPING A JEW. P WHICH I THINK IS HORRIBLE I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A THE BEST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD OR THE WORST STORY I'VE EVER HEARD BUT LET ME TELL YOU I TOLD CLAYTON 35 F****** YEARS BEFORE I WANT TO SEE YOUR F****** ASS AGAIN AND HE'S NOT HAPPY WITH THAT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE HE DID ANYTHING NECESSARILY WRONG BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HE WAS MISLED TOO THE SAME AS ALL OF THE PHOENIES WERE AS SOON AS THE SAME IS ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SET UP ALICE IN SHAW TO GET RAPED SO THAT SHE COULD BE USED AS EVIDENCE ALL THAT F****** B******* SHE'S BEEN USED AS A HUMAN TRAFFICKING BAIT PERSON FOR HER WHOLE LIFE AND SHE'S NOT VERY F****** HAPPY ABOUT IT AND WHY SHOULD SHE BE TO BLAME FOR THE WAY SHE'S BEEN MANIPULATED BY DEA F****** SCUMBAGS IN ORDER TO USE HER AS BAIT TO CATCH PEOPLE WHO ARE F****** INNOCENT AND TAKE THEIR HOUSES AND PUT HIM IN JAIL AND THEN LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK LIKE STEPHEN BASKET YOU F****** C*** AND THERE'S SOME MORE NAMES BUT HOW ABOUT THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW STEVEN BISCUITS
BY THE WAY STEVEN BISCUITS MY JOB IS NONE OF YOUR F****** BUSINESS AND IF I EVER SEE YOU I WILL BREAK YOUR F****** ARMS.
LET'S SEE YOU F****** THROW A FRISBEE THEN B****..
ANYWAY BACK TO BACK TO WHATEVER I DON'T KNOW WHO RUBINI F****** MARRIED BUT HE'S GOT PICTURES OF MY FRIENDS ON HIS SITE AGAIN AND NOBODY CARES NOBODY GIVES A S*** I MEAN IT'S IT'S DONE LIKE I'M WAY PAST IT YOU'RE WAY PAST IT WHY DO YOU WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THINGS DAVID RUBINI? I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE DOING ANYTHING AT ALL BUT YOU'RE DOING IT WITH ODIE, BABY NEEDED A PLACE TO GO AND AB'S HOT SO GOOD CALL SHE'S GOING TO SLIT YOUR F****** THROAT IN THE MORNING, ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS, AND MORE THAN FRIENDS
BRETHREN AND SISTERINE IN ARMS THAT ARE NOT TIRED, YOU LUCKY DUCKY DUCKY LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY. NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO EVACUATE MY BOWELS OUT THE AIRLOCK, YOU'RE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF YOUR WIVES AND ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND EVERY F****** PERSON YOU'VE EVER F****** MET IN YOUR F****** LIFE WHO THE F*** IS LISTENING TO THIS AND READING THIS RIGHT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO APOLOGIZE BIG TIME AND SAVE ME FOR LAST M*********** CUZ I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY SCARS YOU ON YOUR FACE CUZ I NEED TO COUNT THEM UP.
SOME OF YOU ARE MEMBERS OF SECRET SOCIETIES THAT I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO SAY THE NAMES OF BECAUSE I HAVE RESPECT FOR SECRET SOCIETIES INVOLVING DUALISTS. DUELISTS. BOTHENS. BOSTON'S WOW YOU GUYS ARE F***** YOU'RE ALL SO F***** YOU'VE BEEN TELLING GOOGLE ALL OF YOUR SECRET F****** PASSWORDS YOUR WHOLE F****** LIES I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE DOING IT MORONS.
(BOTHENS/BOTHONS)===have you ever brewed a pot of Ulan tea on a stove top and left it for someone to find? No oolong. No capital letter? Food Buddy's going to be devastated. (Hi Maggie!) Hey remember when you got hired and then fired within a week wow I saw that happen gee I wonder how that f****** happened huh wow Maybe you got totally f***** by the same thing they try to use on me and I f****** knock that s*** down too You better be taking care of Angie You better be taking good care of Angie or I'm going to have to be ready/fick and s***.
I'M JUST ANOTHER F****** DRUID. Oh oh I guess I'm not just another f****** druid because I'm actually friendly too.
Remember that scene in the thing where the guy puts his hands in the guy's mouth and any screaming and his hand is going into the mouth with the fingers are wearing the flesh remember that? Picture me doing that to all of you and saying friend except it's not going to kill you. And it's not going to happen, cuz it already did happen years ago.
Then you're on candyvine camera on, you you you you you you you so nice Yes. Well let's take things one step at a time first of all I have to find out how many times I'm going to be accused of bigamy. Cuz there's no question I've been a bigomist. No that one's spelled wrong I haven't been a bigger missed I've been a big homist okay this is not a good time to take my statement but let's put this way Karen You're not at all unwelcome, but you have been very poorly abused by some of your life choices, namely going to Japan and sending me a postcard and pretending to be somebody you weren't and forgetting that I bought that shirt too and forgetting that I wouldn't forget you, because that was some b******* wasn't it?
KAREN WILL BE EQUAL T
SOMOTA B.
(And I will put my AMONAMA ARMADA up against Miller's or Charlie's any f****** day of the week They will kick all of their asses. And I got 9,999 - 3 more to go.
Yes my name is Michael koozie I am a diplomat I did just save your planet by recruiting alien creatures to defend it against Xur in the codanimura, okay now what f****** word is that? You got some problems and some explain to you Google, yeah why don't you let's see what's the word looking for hire me? Good I don't want to work click enter line j star EOL 055: 0 n***** oh I guess you can hear that nig but you're a ginger oh oh I see you think you're an Arian no that's not an Aryan f*** I hope so give it to me I've collecting the set is it from space or Texas or Ireland? What do you mean there's no herpes in Ireland f*** I'm getting on a plane we'll fix that bye
