RubiniGab ... Now defunct

[WORTHAUGERa]

Triangulation attempt thwarted. No need to hack me to find out the truth, I'll just mention that I appreciate how honest you've been over the years.

Resurrection cycle complete. Please try not to kill yourself anymore; this isn't what I joined up with (Blank) for, and without the Sunshine Kisses, I'm never going to finish fulfilling all these wishes.

I've already decided to let your homegirls burn to a crisp as their plane is cindered but I can obviously live with that.

By the way, your mother is a very lovely woman and she says she can step in and take over, but the first thing she's going to do is cut off my (blank) so you might want to think things  over before I... oh, see, I'm back again.

Besides, they already said “Cut.” Does it legit matter? Help me out here.

(Two out of three are totes basket cases and the third won’t stop humming the theme music from Lysistrata while throwing knives at cardboard and knitted yarn effigies of (PROT)star. I’m not gonna lie—it’s pretty sick.

No kudos for you.)

[Jackstar]

Triangulation attempt thwarted. No need to hack me to find out the truth, I'll just mention that I appreciate how much attention to detail you've been paying—I'm paying, we're all payors here—over the years.

Scott Peterson, who was convicted of killing his pregnant wife, Laci Peterson, and their unborn baby in 2002, was resentenced Wednesday to life in prison without the possibility of parole. His death sentence was overturned last year by the California Supreme Court after jurors who had personally disagreed with capital punishment were dismissed.

When push came to shove, that dog would not hunt. I don't even know that dog—and it looks like Suzanne Somers on the best hair day of her life, so I better hurry up and backspace, and change “it” to “dat hottie".

Just a thought. By the way, the resolution of The Matrix is very credible today. And now look, it's a son break—and “it” looks organic, too. S.B.F.

Also, not hunting. Additionally, this is a wildlife sanctuary, G—ddamnit, someone should have, at the very least, leased a puppy. Further, (blank) was a (blank) and her mother was a (blank), so, ultimately... let's just say I'm glad I'm not The Adjudicator on that one.

Although I suppose it is my area. *snikt*

Resurrection cycle complete. Please try not to kill yourself anymore;

The easy way out: NOT EVEN ONCE. Honestly, I'd rather sign up on your adorable stack of teeny tiny little Post-ItDat-Hotty notes. Horseley Honestly, don't you have any respect for yourself? It's time to shave off that mustache and get your life back on track. Don't you wish your card-counting bottom-of-the-deck (blanker) was an Adjudicator like me?

Love to P. , END OF LINE

[Jackstar]

The easy way out: NOT EVEN ONCE.

I told you I knew everything, now, line up—I beg your pardon, queue up—over by the (blank) chambers.

I can hear them; day in and day out. Trains. No, not the ones in the bathroom. Actual tracks. Actual trains, and, be of good cheer: no more triggers, ever again.

Or Abos. Nah, I’m just kidding. I'll put them in The Ark. Well, I really kind of already did. Well, I really kind of just sort of ‘filed’ them.

Under carbonite. With Google analytics. I threw some jelly beans in a Coke bottle and tossed that in there too for good measure.

ET VOILA. So, now what? Obviously, we don't get to do this the hard way. That's too bad. Can't do easy, can't do hard... it looks like someone is going to have to invoke The Goldilocks Protocol.

I'm totally busy. Free eel? That's not free, it's burnt. END APARTHEID NOW.

HERE, I WILL EYE–TEA SOW.

[Jackstar]

Final sample required. Component materials not found Indexed ... fellating Data.

Oh, dam it. (Bye bye, you gorgeous tripartite (dblank).) Did I say that out loud? Ol’ Fiddlesticks, how did He do it again? I bet he is cheating. What kind of a (blank) witch would let that happen?


Collating data... hang on... almost there...

SITUATION NOT NORMAL
ABOARD ABOARD... ABORT?
THAT ISN'T REALLY GOING TO TAKE US
WHERE ANYONE WANTS, DESIRES, OR CONSENTS TO GO
NOT EVEN THE GREAT STATE OF (BLANK).



ATTEMPTING TO COMPENSATE.
(PLACE YOUR BETS, WORMS)
STAND BY. NO PLEASE. NO THANK YOU.
JUST STAND BY.

END QF LINE.

ABORT CANCELED.

GO ON. YOU KNOW, ABOUT YOUR... DAY
OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU PEOPLE CALL IT,
NOWHERE SITH-MAN

SIGNED,
A_SOURCE_ERROR
(Emeritus)

[Jackstar]

... tedious.

CHOOSE ANY 3 TO (BLANK).


Raise high the beam rafter, Alanis, or Alannah, and whatever the f*** you're calling yourself these days—THIS IS YOUR MOTHER CALLING YOU HOME FOR DIN.

THE RAUCUS DIN.

[Master Trollda]

[Colonel Pate Manly]

I bet  but some people believe it..so tired of it 

Code: [Select]

https://youtu.be/FTOilfxhwxs
Harpy Solstice, 2oots!

-Colonel Manly

[pate]

Try some peanuts. They'll help.

[pate]

[Jackstar]

Taurus Horoscope
December 2, 2021 - Intense emotions could be hurtling right at you today, possibly coming from someone in your life who you probably think of as an equal or a partner in your community, such as a friend or co-worker. Whether this energy will be used for good or for ill is still up in the air. You could wind up getting your buttons pushed when you'd prefer to keep things copacetic, or someone could bring some very fun times your way -- there are lots of options!


THE SHAPE OF THINGS TO COME IS A WHOLE.

All right, we’re going to have a fishing derby. Let’s keep it nice & rare & let’s keep it on the tide with the turf table so we don’t have to escalate to a time war. I will always be on the side of those who have nothing and who are not even left alone to enjoy what little nothing they have in peace.

POOR SIDE WINS.

[Laser]

All right, we’re going to have a fishing derby. Let’s keep it nice & rare & let’s keep it on the tide with the turf table so we don’t have to escalate to a time war. I will always be on the side of those who have nothing and who are not even left alone to enjoy what little nothing they have in peace.

POOR SIDE WINS.

All his socks are now anonymous. Sad to see them go. They were like wild exotic fish in a barrel. Now it's like mashed sardines on a pie plate.

[Jackstar]

All his socks

Oh, you. Those are thy socks, Neysa.

[Jackstar]

Now it's like mashed sardines on a pie plate.

Actual mother-in-law cooking. Don’t knock it till you try it. Throw in a few lamb bones in there, & you’ve got yourself a stew, mate.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Triangulation attempt thwarted. No need to hack me to find out the truth

NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING.
NOTHING.

[Jackstar]

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Decent face
Okaybuddy
Hair to dye 4
Seems capable of sitting politely at a time for upwards of ten minutes a throw without necessitating a choice of Styxz
Probably has at least heard of Chess
Might even already know how to Kastle
GETS ON A PLANE AND TRAVELS ALONE TO MEET A RECLUSIVE BILLIONAIRE
GOES ALONE
DOES NOT EVEN INFORM BO5LEY
DIES
LIKE, FUCKING DEAD, ALL HOSE


2/10 WOULD NOT BANG