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[Master Trollda]

Yeah Benford's Law is a great way to detect accounting fraud.  But then you have to prove it.  Find some precinct that is a likely candidate for ballot-stuffing, maybe one that starts with 5, with 100% returns, get their public voter rolls and 2020 vote toals, check every vote.  All it would take is one.  You think Kraken Lady would have done that with the buckets o' cash she raised but, nope.  Or Lin Wood.  Gosh I wonder why 

No need to wonder. The election was stolen. The Dems got enough key people to go along with this coup. And yes, it was a coup. There’s even a Zoom conference vid of Dems pow wowing with each other saying things like, “Let’s just be honest and call this a coup because that’s what it is.”

I’m here to help.

[K_Dubb]

The Associated Press- It might as well be CNN clamoring on about Trump's Russia collusion. They don't exactly inspire confidence for objective, unbiased journalism, K. It would take a supercomputer to track down every misrepresented article these progressive establishment lapdogs publish. 

The entire AZ audit is live-streamed on camera and at every detailed angle but, let's ask the AP what they think.

LOL they are just citing a news release from Cyber Ninjas.  Here, this one has linkies so you can see who is behind all the organizations.

https://www.businessinsider.com/cyber-ninjas-says-received-private-donations-fund-arizona-ballot-audit-2021-7

Chuckleheads, all of them.

[Master Trollda]

Gawd now you get mad if she wants to sit with me?  What is this, cafeteria?  You are the biggest bitchy sassy mean-girl kaweeen in here, you gigantic faggot.

Takes one to know one.

[K_Dubb]

I'd also point out none of you knows what they found since the audit report isn't out yet, you are going off teasing squirts which they have to dribble out like a leaky bladder to keep the story in the news and your hands in your wallets.

Look at the donors, it's the same clown show that fleeced you guys before with shocking announcements and claims they can't substantiate, just picked up and moved their little caravan.  That's ok, when you show up in a few months with long faces and empty pockets and hearts full of regret, I'll still love you.  God knows I've chased after a few Gypsies myself.

[Jackstar]

I'd also point out none of you knows what they found

I have completed The Great Work.

God knows I've chased after a few Gypsies myself.

Look you all y'all can keep on trifling with me if you want—Good Luck— but I would not recommend traveling with aroma.

If you know what I mean. *SLAM*

[Jackstar]

Takes one to know one.

I was never The_One. *click*

[Master Trollda]

I was never The_One. *click*

I never said you were. *schreeeeeeeeeeeech*

[Jackstar]

I never said you were. *schreeeeeeeeeeeech*

And, that is why your life has been spared. *FORE*

HOW DO I GET YOU OUT OF THIS CHICKEN S*** OUTFIT?

[Jackstar]

And yes, it was a coup.

Long live The New Administration. *ZAP*

[K_Dubb]

... but I would not recommend traveling with aroma.

I would put up with a little funk hot damn

[Jackstar]

He was there. He’s always there but you had the devil’s cock in your mouth at the time and he (being a nice guy) didn’t want to interrupt you two.

Also, He was busy doing my taxes, and as you all know, my prayers take precedence over all of your Puny whinings.

And if any of you believe that, you can suck His Richard.

I would put up with a little funk hot damn

What if it's a lot of funk? Just curious, if there's any limit.

By the way; were you at the party yesterday? It looked like a scorcher.

[Innerreach]

LOL they are just citing a news release from Cyber Ninjas.  Here, this one has linkies so you can see who is behind all the organizations.

https://www.businessinsider.com/cyber-ninjas-says-received-private-donations-fund-arizona-ballot-audit-2021-7

Chuckleheads, all of them.

The first bullet point refers to Sydney Powell as a conspiracy theorist, and you think I'm a chucklehead?

#Lawdy Jesus

#Stupid Linkies

[Innerreach]

I'd also point out none of you knows what they found since the audit report isn't out yet, you are going off teasing squirts which they have to dribble out like a leaky bladder to keep the story in the news and your hands in your wallets.

Look at the donors, it's the same clown show that fleeced you guys before with shocking announcements and claims they can't substantiate, just picked up and moved their little caravan.  That's ok, when you show up in a few months with long faces and empty pockets and hearts full of regret, I'll still love you.  God knows I've chased after a few Gypsies myself.

Well, we should be just fine if we ever meet up for coffee and yoga, but no NPR, soy substitutions, or news.

However, I'm totally cool with a nice progressive BJ, K.

[Laser]

I have completed The Great Work.

We await the condensed version with rapt anticipation.

[Laser]

Fat cheeks produce sloppy diction.  You just can't hold your mouth tight enough, the fat is in the way.  There are gross smacking sounds from all the fat crowding the airway and I think even your tongue lolls unexpectedly making you sound slightly drunk all the time.  Makes me retch.

Mind your peas!