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Merry Christmas, IR!
I am torn on whether to ask Santa for a red- or raven-haired beauty this year.
Is both two mucks for such a naughty boy as myself?

I’d cut out that middle-man bullshit and pay for the experience myself.
If Santa Claus thinks it's okay to bribe me into obedience, I'm pretty damn sure it's alright then to bribe my way into the pants of a harlot.
#How to win the heart of a Master Troll-
duhMerry Christmas, Pate 🎁