Being a serial failure without any friends is now considered wizardry?
I can't reveal proprietary and/or classified technology and/or sources of ways & means without compromising my own dignity.
Suffice to say: it's not
all Sourcery. And if one more G-ddamn person tells me I'm “blaspheming,” I'm going to lose my patience (as well as my sense of humour) and just start crucifying the whole bloody lot of you, one by one.
Alphabetically.
Maybe two by four. Don't you fucking test me, Punies. I Am, & I am in no mood.
Not even for pussy.
In what universe?

You just take your pick, Hot Stuff. By the way: remove my image posting restrictions within the next 15 minutes or I start breaking out the voodoo dolls. You're being timed. Go.
You've got me this all the way twisted. Ass-backward.
THE QUINCUNX SHALL NOT ALLOW THIS KIND OF CHICANERY ON A FAMILY-ORIENTED WEBSITE SUCH AS BELLGAB DOT COM TO CONTINUE ETERNALLY.
COUNT ON IT.
He wasn't You aren't a bad man, just a misguided one.
I am the self-guided star that your father’s sailors craved to set their sights by.