SEVENTEEN TRACKS AND I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS GAME
If nothing is more important to you than that you feel good, you can form a fantasy about someone who is in your life and they will begin to modify to meet your fantasy, because Law of Attraction is a very powerful thing.
BREAKING MY BACK
JUST TO KNOW YOUR
(BLANK)'s name. Like,
seriously. They're trying to dig it out with the bore worms. ("No, not the bore worms!" The subtext there, btw, is that she fuckin'
loved the bore worms, and
her father knew it. Pretty slick,
n'est-ce pas?) They of course don't work that way on me, for a variety of profound, solid, & authentic reasons, not the least of which is:
The bore worms love me and would never wish to harm me. Who would? Oh, let's not answer that.
This is truly a bad week to be wearing a nametag. You should see the red shirt I'm wearing. Kirk is gonna assign me to an Away Team any minute now. I AM PREPARED. (Somebody go find out how to say that in Latin. Thanks in advance.)