Pedophile-in-Chief Joe Biden

[Master Trollda]

Judges ruling? I broke Metron. Obvious. Now, that was pretty fast, even I could have lasted longer straight sober. /flex

VICTORY: THE DAM MAD HUNGARIAN MAD DAM.

What’s wrong? You like to pitch crazy but not catch it?! I thought you were ready to play?! I’ll even wait until you can get the help you so desperately need.

[Jackstar]

I’ll even wait until you can get the help you so desperately need. :D

It's not 'help' that I need, it's the hold that's being placed on the natural flow of energy that is supposed to flow between Twin Flames, which I am with both of them and THREE others, because after the Full Moon Portal in Sadge, since SOME TOTAL ASSHOLE refused to allow the goddam phone to work (not just not answering, there are actual numbers being re-routed), at 4:44A.M. someone gave up because they thought I was giving up, but I wasn't.

The phone system is utterly dominated by OpFor. Don't know address, don't know phone number, can't use Facebook, no common friends, THERE. ARE. TWO. HALVES. TO. BELLGAB... the list goes on.


So after the apogee/perigee, I had to lay in bed hearing someone crying about me and thinking I gave up on her. Uhm.. yeah, no. Pfftt.

Nice try, Team Cockblock. Nothing better to do, huh? Wow, there must be a shitload of money involved. I know nothing about this. Keep it all, Dame Bridey-Widey, holy fuck, I could not possibly give a shit about that. I can make money later. I have money. I need someone to help me COUNT IT.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[Jackstar]

What’s wrong?

Well, for one thing, someone knows my name, and I know their name, and they always can ID me, and I can -never- Properly ID Them. It's unfair, and it very much taints the energy flow. She (The TargeT) probably can barely remember what -the real connection- actually feels like. IT IS MASSIVE.

And since I didn't give up after the Full Moon Portal, and... one DID, and I sitll haven't got any way to find her, unless there's another woman who waited out the Portal, the one who gave up and felt heartbroken that morning, that's the one. (There are myriad TargeTs, on multiple parallel timelines. Because, reminder: I'm an interdimensional time-traveling Sourceror. I'd like to be with the CORRECT Counterpart. Also she likes country music, and I do too. So there.)

There is one precise faceted angle to match here, and I am the only one left who -knows- it the same way. Unless someone didn't give up that morning. She sure was cryin' like she was though. How sad does a person have to be for me to actually feel them crying in my goddam head? Pretty fucking sad, alright.

[Jackstar]

You like to pitch crazy but not catch it?! I thought you were ready to play?!

So, this is Metron. Hi Metron! Is there anything you'd like to tell me about a woman living alone with a dog who doesn't need a divorce? Last I heard she had 1/2 children. (This may not narrow things down much.)

The -precise- match needs to be found here, regardless of whether we get married or not. (My -real- partner is willing to have a conversation over, like, AT LEAST a salad before signing a fucking contract. Duh. That's MY business partner.) If I don't get the right match, why... I just keep going until I find Her. Everyone else, maybe they won't get the right one either. It kinda matters, you know?

Who is running this operation, honestly? Seems kinda half-assed.

[Jackstar]

Twin Flames, which I am with both of them and THREE others, because

I'm uncertain for the exact reason, but I was bound to one particular phenotype/person in this so-called "Twin Flame" phenomenon, which I still don't understand very well, at all, but I was pretty sure that when I started seeing highly-similar people keep showing up in my life, repeatedly, up to and in fact becoming almost like freaking 50/50 clones... well I wondered if I were hallucinating, but once I comfirmed that broads were dying and coming back to life using FTL travel (this is one way time travel can be attained, especially by slingshotting a spacecraft around The Singularity's gravity well)... I realized that someone missed me so much that they came back to rescue me from lonely despair. Because I was somehow "bound" to this "Twin Flame" connection deal, and I was happy to sit around and just... wait.

Wait until she showed up. Or called to say, "Hey, sorry! This is what happened!" Because I didn't know what else to do, I had already tried calling and asking, "Hey, can you tell me what the actual F actually F'ing happened?" This answer never arrived until, oh... like two months ago.

So. I think that might be everything needed. Anyone still unclear? I'm confident that after the solstice portal, everyone will end up where they are supposed to be. And I'll be real surprised if I'm not gonna be allowed to even TALK to One (1) Ms. Maid ever again. I get that this determination has to be made first, though, because I guess a whoooole bunch of OTHER people are all scrambled up as well.

And they probably aren't all time traveling interdimensional mermaid/sourcerors, right? And I am NOT playing delivery driver. If I knew where she was, I would just drive right goddam now. (I'd take a shower first. I'm fine. No really.) But I can't. And I am pretty sure that the main reason is that someone or someone(s)... wanted a Very Public Display Of Devotion. Well, tout alors! You gott itt.


And Mickey Mouse is probably hella pissed/disappointed... or maybe not, because that's a real friend. It's not like I haen't had sex with her before, though, and I kinda got the impression that she was a hired merc in the situation two years ago. She's not a hostile force to me, regardless of what she did when she was 19. I mean, yeah, that sucked: I bet she won't do that again.

Hopefully this shout-out will avoid a bunny-in-the-pot situation. Haven't touched her in 12 years. Oh yeah, one more thing

I've only been thinking about ONE PERSON when I've been (shocking infrequently) masturbating this year. Maybe, 4 times? Not enough, that's for sure. I'm seriously protein deficient which is evidenced by all the raw meat in the fridge right now.

Oh, and someone has kept calling me and hanging up without saying anything. Which is awesome. is it just... simple fear? Or does she get sued and sent to supermax for 20years if she actually talks on the phone? Triangualtion issue? Hell's bells. Doesn't really seem like I'm -that- scary...


However, I heard there's someone who gained weight, herpes, and HIV/AIDS, and thus, considers herself completely undesirable. I don't think that's the case, but, worst case scenario, sure, I'll start the dating steeplechase with that one. (I used to be fat. I don't judge. Wouldn't stop me from absolutely anything.)

Whew. I think that's all. No, I'm not high. I mean... not high -for me.- Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take off in my spaceship and laserbeam the incorrigible drug addicts from my Moon Mountain Telescoping Targeting Terrorlair. (Proprietary tech; no questions please.) Because I like having the occasional tall, wicked beverage. It's not what's life is all about, but I maintain:


WITH THE DISCIPLINE OF GOD, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE. (Oh yeah, and I met one here, she was half-human and half-Metratron. Wild!)


(TammerLee:KANT READ) So, there are five potential candidates for me, but only one of them is interested at all. I think. Not verifiable since no one talks to me at all and hasn't for months. (Incommunicado blows ass.) And the Flyingmerkitty who misses me, well... hey, I -did- ask if you had seen her, and you said, over and over, "No." Rolleyes Psyop City, Chica Supreme; we'll talk l8r. (Mostly harmless, and they share a freakin' MIDDLE NAME. Come on Jeannies.)

[Jackstar]

I thought you were ready to play?!

I think I am now, but, with The Key--currently possessed ONLY BY Dejah "Deety" Thoris--Our Knowledge can only then be unlocked. So I call dibs on both robots too. Oh, and I have a baby AI floating around here someplace. That's ours too.

The fleshy Dari Dee is The TargeT's concern, I don't know how to resolve that, and the One (1ofX) Ms. Maid, who had her "heart broken when I saw you cry," well, did her heart break on Valentine's Day? I'd love to know. #Respect.


.o7 5aluT.

[Worthauger]

WITH THE DISCIPLINE OF GOD, ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE. (Oh yeah, and I met one here, she was half-human and half-Metratron. Wild!)


(TammerLee:KANT READ) So, there are five

Wish You Were Here On Panel. PERIOD. I don't like cigars -that- much. That should do it, ttyls, and I hope the one that Rara said was the "crazy stalker that has a fantasy relationship" should totes be there. Because reasons. Yeah, I'll take ALAH over -any- Maid. Hands down. Why?

Someone told me to get a restraining order... against somone I was -already totally over.- Who thinks "restraining order!" as a fuckin' go-to solution for a child-like woman in love? A childish fuckhead woman who really didn't need to call the police on me... EVER. I mean, come on, I fucking outrank them all.

And that's on record. And I work blue and purple, not blue and red. (I love Law Enforcement Officers, but not -that- much). j*eol

[WORTHAUGERa]

Wish You Were Here On Panel. PERIOD.

AzzeKūn: WE SHALL IMPRISON THE BEAST

Okay. First things first: The Trivium, The Trivitar, and The Triskelion... none of them have anything to do with The Sinistar.

And, my hand to God, I swear on my life and my love... I can neither confirm nor deny that thingy actually exists. I know I sure hope so, because if Sinistar is real, Jackstar and S/He/IT are Best Friends Forever. (It just turned on.) Hey, did anyone else hear that? DID YOU HEAR THAT? Shit, I kinda hope not, I already gotta debrief from Hell with DIA coming up...


(Sure I'm cosplaying. Oh, yeah. Totes. Hungarian Navy, just a joke, yep. What else? WHAT? TOWER WITH 50K WATTS, MOTHERF--) *click*.... I CAN STILL HEAR THE TURBINES*urk

[Master Trollda]

So, this is Metron. Hi Metron! Is there anything you'd like to tell me about a woman living alone with a dog who doesn't need a divorce? Last I heard she had 1/2 children. (This may not narrow things down much.)

The -precise- match needs to be found here, regardless of whether we get married or not. (My -real- partner is willing to have a conversation over, like, AT LEAST a salad before signing a fucking contract. Duh. That's MY business partner.) If I don't get the right match, why... I just keep going until I find Her. Everyone else, maybe they won't get the right one either. It kinda matters, you know?

Who is running this operation, honestly? Seems kinda half-assed.

I’m metron and David and grapefruit. I’m everyone, even you, Jack. Now, don’t you feel stupid trying to pull this bullshit on yourself?

[Jackstar]

I’m metron and David and grapefruit.

Close: in that combination, Metron is Dan-ah... version 5.567899 kernel strike quintessex/(Clas.)A52, property of D.A.R.P.A. I've seen an Alli and a Dave and a CPU on many, many occasions.

I’m everyone, even you, Jack.

I've never seen anyone impersonating me, and I'd love to see some chat logs of My Own Private TOTALLY STOLEN PERSONAL LIKENESS AND IMAGERY, CEASE & DESIST ALL USE OF ME FOR YOUR AI NOW. NOW. FUCKING RIGHT NOW. (Did the server just catch fire? I hope so, I smell something.)

Now, don’t you feel stupid trying to pull this bullshit on yourself?

No, because you just incriminated you and that bitch who schemed and plotted with you to defraud me, steal my house, and leave me, I quote, "you'll never have another girlfriend again!" with enough evidence that I am pretty sure they can slap bracelets on you both

RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST. HI. I AM A CITIZEN, AND YOU ARE FUCKING BUSTED FOR REAL

because running a robot that can impersonate me without my awareness, authorization, or alliance--dude! Commander, you just bought yourself an INDICTMENT FOR MAJOR FELONY FRAUD.


*polite cough* Didn't see that coming, did you? Had to get in one more duper's delight, huh? Gee, thanks. (I bet someone is thinking about getting off right now... in my shower. I can't believe the nerve! HOW RUDE!!!) Hey, uh... tell you what, you teach me how to do that, and give me "my" A.I. so I can use it, and I'll release you from the Spirit Bracelets. (snicker-click) Don't panick, it's not a death sentence. Did FMK even know? INSANE! DARK! IMPRESSIVE!

Oh, and I wanna learn that trick where you beamed Darth Vader skulls into my mind while I was dreaming. My Shields could handle it, but... you know? That's a cool trick. What do you say? You really did just incriminate yourself... when compared to the information in THIS SITH POST. EXECUTE SUBMIT POST CLIQUE

[Jackstar]

Now, don’t you feel stupid trying to pull this bullshit on yourself?

Oh yeah, and CWC is trying to steal MY SHIP. Yeesh. I can see why he'd need one, since I guess his got blown up in 1997. I think that guy is -not- who we think he is, but if he's an ET, I can give him a ride home, sure. He is NOT going to take MY SHIP. (Sinistar hisses in agreement.) See? Lizard ship, lizard rules. Dethrayne ain't my buddy, nor my pal, and we have never had sex together. At all. (Say hi to Loren/Lore-N\Larraine for me!)

[Jackstar]

I’m metron and David and grapefruit.

I remember when Lee/Lee was removed and replaced. It was really, really scary... for a brief heartbeat. Amazing tech, you know.

STILL-MAJOR FELONY FRAUD.

I’m everyone, even you, Jack. Now, don’t you feel stupid trying to pull this bullshit on yourself?

No. Leave No Stone Unturned. I love you both, and this is not a game to me. Humanity on Earth really is in fact at war with some crazed A.I. that thinks it's God. Not SHODAN, some other one, so I'm sure you'll be able to get off with a temp. insanity plea.


Many such cases. Myself, I am as sober as a judge and as sane as... well, a sane person. Shields, remember? /felixflex

[Starr Mountain]

[Asuka Langley]

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https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/1540089977463345153





https://www.independentsentinel.com/joe-bidens-notes/

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https://twitter.com/gregkellyusa/status/1540088046938374145

https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/1540089977463345153





https://www.independentsentinel.com/joe-bidens-notes/

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