🔥The Lit City Anthony Program🔥

[AC400KICK]

I’d literally leave you in pieces, Jr.

93rd street and 1st avenue Manhattan. Come here then pussy. The homeboys probably scare you off first in front of the projects here.

[AC400KICK]

You mean watching you die from it?

Come to 93rd street then pussy. I’ll pay for the plane ticket.

[Master Trollda]

I’d literally leave you in pieces, Jr.

93rd street and 1st avenue Manhattan. Come here then pussy. The homeboys probably scare you off first in front of the projects here.

Alright. Wait for me. I’ll be there in awhile. Don’t leave or I’ll know you’re the pussy.

[Master Trollda]

Come to 93rd street then pussy. I’ll pay for the plane ticket.

Nah! I think I’ll just contact NYC Parks and let them know they have a lunatic working for them. Say hi to Lisa for me.

[AC400KICK]

You mean watching you die from it?

Probably would run form all the scary black people coming in and out of our building. Probably never been exposed to the NYCHA projects before. Homeboys would probably get to you first and run your pockets before I even knew you were there and disappear into the wood work. NYC is the best.

[Jackstar]

you are about to become eternity

I'm not going to lie, he's really selling it. Cheers mate.

I’ve never met anyone from any gab IRL,

It was definitely a digital space. She definitely turned tail and ran like she'd met Casper. (Naturally, he and I are B.F.F.s.) Look, I'm not accusing you of anything, but there is a great story here, and soon... I'll be able to tell it. EVERYWHERE. I understand there's been a lot of focus on negative energy for the last 5 years, however, I want to remind you all: I completed The Great Work. It was certainly worth it. There might be those were annoyed that it came sooner than anyone expected, but, they can all go line up early at the guillotine and beat the rush. No f**** left again.

You’re paranoid.

Hypervigilance looks that way to the life-long privileged.

[AC400KICK]

Nah! I think I’ll just contact NYC Parks and let them know they have a lunatic working for them. Say hi to Lisa for me.

Only the strong (and crazy) make it here and survive. You’re neither. So stay out. Stay in whatever shit kicker hay seed homestead you reside in. You’re not wanted in the City of New York. These streets will devour you and vomit you back into the toilet bowl town you call a home.

[Jackstar]

These streets will devour you and vomit you back into the toilet bowl town you call a home.

This is a hard metric to beat.

[Master Trollda]

Only the strong (and crazy) make it here and survive. You’re neither. So stay out. Stay in whatever shit kicker hay seed homestead you reside in. You’re not wanted in the City of New York. These streets will devour you and vomit you back into the toilet bowl town you call a home.

I though it was you that was going to kill me? Now it’s the streets?! Do NYC people even know what the fuck they’re talking about from one minute to the next?! Lame.

[AC400KICK]

I would pay money to see Master Trollda (née Dr MD MD) to drop him off at say, Jamaica Center and tell him to find his way back to Yorkville. It’s ok Sheldon I’ll hop the turnstile and get the door for you like you are a female. Now go catch that Manhattan Bound E train!

[Master Trollda]

I would pay money to see Master Trollda (née Dr MD MD) to drop him off at say, Jamaica Center and tell him to find his way back to Yorkville. It’s ok Sheldon I’ll hop the turnstile and get the door for you like you are a female. Now go catch that Manhattan Bound E train!

That’s because you’re gay and are really into men, Anthony. Just admit it already.

[AC400KICK]

I though it was you that was going to kill me? Now it’s the streets?! Do NYC people even know what the fuck they’re talking about from one minute to the next?! Lame.

Learn reading comprehension. The streets will get you first! Before I can wait the 15 minutes for the elevator. You’ll probably get robbed you dumb hillbilly. Here’s a pro tip - if you see some money on the side walk, like a couple of bills you should probably just leave it. Because that young black well dressed gentleman right over there checking his phone is gonna kick you in the face and run your shit. Now you are the victim, congratulations Sheldon. It’s called street smarts. You have none and never will. You would die here. For us, it’s just another day. Now go suck on Mark’s throbbing cock you faggot. He wants to blind you in one eye with his cum shot.

[Master Trollda]

Learn reading comprehension. The streets will get you first! Before I can wait the 15 minutes for the elevator. You’ll probably get robbed you dumb hillbilly. Here’s a pro tip - if you see some money on the side walk, like a couple of bills you should probably just leave it. Because that young black well dressed gentleman right over there checking his phone is gonna kick you in the face and run your shit. Now you are the victim, congratulations Sheldon. It’s called street smarts. You have none and never will. You would die here. For us, it’s just another day. Now go suck on Mark’s throbbing cock you faggot. He wants to blind you in one eye with his cum shot.

Do you mind if I quote this in my letter to NYC Parks?

[AC400KICK]

Hey Sheldon! There might be a place for you after all! Try out Chelsea, there is a non-descript walk up on 19th street near 9th avenue that the 10th precinct keeps breaking up illegal homo sex romps. It was in the westside rag and locals in the area know of it. Maybe you can find your Johnny Cakes there! He’ll make you those cupcakes you always wanted!

[Jackstar]

Master Trollda (née Dr MD MD)

Maiden Dallas.