Author Topic: 🔥The Lit City Anthony Program🔥  (Read 95402 times)

Re: 🔥The Lit City Anthony Program🔥
« Reply #195 on: April 10, 2022, 03:25:51 AM »
Ice Poseidon started modern day IRL streaming. Then he scammed a bunch of ppl and quit doing entertaining streams because he kept in trouble with the law and getting swatted. Some of his streams were top tier entertainment but the really spicy ones were removed, sad.


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« Reply #196 on: April 18, 2022, 03:40:33 AM »

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« Reply #197 on: April 27, 2022, 02:42:03 AM »

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« Reply #198 on: April 27, 2022, 02:52:45 AM »
I will not be a creeper and show up in Daniel Kurlan’s (Bobo, my babyyyyyyyy) driveway or try to call him. But that young woman Ileana (@apologygirl21 back then on Twitter) lives RIGHT across the street from me in Yorkvillle in Manhattan. Like my building is on one side of 1st Avenue and she lives directly across 1st Avenue in a private walk-up.

This has gotten so crazy so fast. I was literally sitting in the same room, a number of times, with all these people. The first time I met Opie was at one of my cousins children Baptism in Montvale, NJ. This has been batshit crazy from day one. One time I was sitting at a traffic light on the Westside Highway in Manhattan and I look over and guess who is in his Escalade right next to me in the other lane..yup, Mr. Cumia.

Batshit

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« Reply #199 on: May 02, 2022, 07:43:28 PM »
⚡️ San Diego - Summer 2022 ⚡️

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« Reply #200 on: May 02, 2022, 08:18:58 PM »
⚡️ San Diego - Summer 2022 ⚡️


This robochiropractor is amazing how it never breaks character while running and posting white knights for anonymous tomgirls on the run.

I can't believe what happened really happened. So I'm going to have to go with what I'm pretty sure happened but I'm not certain of.

Hahahah. Hahaha.
Okay so wouldn't that mean that you have tape of me explaining how to be a man at full outdoor volume while being outdoors and packing to leave and at the end I drove off with the wolves howling do you remember that do you have it on tape cuz I want to hear that tape.


Picture This not only not a crook I want to see all the stuff that makes it look like I'm a crook not so I can exonerate myself cuz I don't give a shit about that I just want to see how badass I am when I'm fucking telling you how the fuck it was. Super mega okay click mic drop. Bam. Now, someone make a face on that message on the floor, and lnnereach come up here and punch it a bit. he deserves it.

I think he's literally the only one you got that is -not- rat. All this emphasis on Ross is kind of surprising.

I imagine some of you saw me this way but I'm actually the Gimp who could score drugs for Matt LeBlanc that is never shown on camera because otherwise I would blow his cover. And I just got them from John Goodman anyway. It's like the world's shortest supply line, nonexistent depending how fat one of them is and which ones topping the other.


9hhhhh 58ck buuuuurn j/k. I'm not trying to miss anybody up but I'm kind of feeling salty and then I don't know if John Goodman is gay or not but I do know that if you wanted to fuck me there's no way of hell I could fucking stop him.

For one thing, I mean I like John going but I don't want to, and if he wanted to I'm sure he could convince me anyway like. Nevertheless I'd still be thinking about Roseanne and all the tea parties we could have had while he was raping me no matter how good he was and that's probably going to make him not be able to stay erect.


Just a theory I'd share with the members of the lit City Anthony viewing audience. Who consists of.... Well, let's put it this way, at one point I wasn't invited, and then I was.

You can see why I've been discussed for so long. My disgust has not been easily perceivable until recently. I bet you can tell how fucking disgusted I am now, though.

All right any more questions? Probably not. So here's one of timid one from the back of the mind "when does the hurting stop?"

Well the truth will set you free but you really have to listen to All at first, you got about eight or nine more days to catch up on even if you start reading Non-Stop. For example I don't know where to begin or care cuz there's only one thing I care about right now and that's what's in this envelope that I haven't opened in years and years and years I can barely believe it how can I not open it right now I'm amazed wait I should scan these postcards first.

Which one to choose? There's one that says cheer up I mean it on it, which is an understandable position for person to take at that time.


I know, no one can believe it either. And no one still knows besides you and me and maybe the others but whatever. They are obviously your problem right? Pardon me I got to go collapse into a peroxisome of giggles and then go about my regularly scheduled perfectly controlled and utterly reasonable daily schedule.

Yeah, I get cravings I just Master them. No bait required, I found a recipe for banishing such cantrips when studying books on enhancing mental discipline. That's what I was doing while you were busy... Jesus, spare me the details. Good news is I don't mind, bad news is I could teach you real quick so it's kind of a shame I didn't get a chance to teach you sooner cuz you could have saved yourself a lot of details, lol.


(Please Hammer don't hurt ‘em, not too much, nor too little; you might scare the babies.
As with any hazardously corrupting subject or substance like irvile icker or had a masturbated hermaphrodite who just was seriously spontaneously can busted after finishing, wow I just completely forgot what I was going to say. It was something about how to oh yeah you need to make sure that you temper the amount of justice that you dispense to make sure this is little as possible is infrequently as possible because they only have budget left at The County Court for five blank Maxwell cassette tapes & a bottle of White Out, so make what you got count) Semper fi!


“What was your name again?”
“(CLASSIFIED), and it's very nice to meet you.”
“fuck you John mcenroe and your stupid wife named tavistock is just a front company piss off. ”


As the World turns End of line

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« Reply #201 on: May 02, 2022, 09:01:52 PM »
This robochiropractor

I like the one I have already, thanks for your invitation to switch to another triangulation service. By the way, thanks, I triangulated you right back.

Now. I'm happy with how things are, and anyone who isn't, I guess, can... write me an email.


If not, well, there's always that bird in the sky. Pull it over with 13 thugs and forcibly extract its blood and check it's DNA for kryptonian markers. Right? That's how you do it here, right?

Carry it on, Buddy Trooper. Here's -your- bag. It's not on the side. It's on HBO.

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« Reply #202 on: May 03, 2022, 12:42:23 AM »
As the World turns End of line


It's possible that today's series of phone calls has turned off the flow of energy that has enabled this lurching, cadaverous situation to stumble its way forward into the future along with us, but, I'm going to activate MinoMode and tour around the fence line, stampeding all the daisies and trampling all the dandelions, until JUST ICE is secured FOR ALL... oh, wow. That sounds bad, right? Oh my gosh! Let me fix that.

I don't want anyone to get the wrong idea: I'm fine, thanks for asking, and quite a few other people are not so fine. I don't know who, but, well, hey, apparently I am being used as quite the MacGuffin PETA-Approved Substitute for a truffling pig.

Interesting. I'll be sure to not let that shit happen. Thanks for the early warning! Now, in the meantime, have fun landing the plane without a blast shield. Or whatever you call it. You know, that thing.


You've got one. It's on the front, at the bottom. You'll spot it eventually.
You won't miss it eventually, trust me. #click

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« Reply #203 on: May 03, 2022, 03:27:44 AM »

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« Reply #204 on: May 16, 2022, 10:01:31 AM »
You feel that sting, White Boy? That's not just pride fucking with you, that's Her whole goddam PRIDE riding hoss bare-assed bare all the way back to Boston. Take a logjammer with you on your way out to catch a snatch, maybe two, I hear they're, you know, running pretty low.

Don't take more than five, it's the death penalty for your kind on some planes these days right about now. Scusi, mille regretie.

Standards? What, they have those there by now already? Fuckin' galoshin'.



(now, that is code. Yeah, I have no idea either. Looks cool, though, doesn't it? The original is kinda messy, but I am pretty sure they made me into a poet who doesn't know ET (sure) for good, and because: reasons.

also, the chicks seem to dig it so I'm game. Who cares what boys like? You're just going to eat them every morning before dawn anyway, I see no reason to lift any scratch to make them any ways comfortable, at all. *shove* it's all in the reflexes.)

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« Reply #205 on: May 21, 2022, 09:27:31 PM »

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« Reply #206 on: May 21, 2022, 09:47:28 PM »
Game face on, Rosie. /HAND/G

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« Reply #207 on: May 28, 2022, 10:33:17 AM »



... do you even have a library card, A.?

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« Reply #208 on: May 28, 2022, 06:31:21 PM »



... do you even have a library card, A.?

I have a swiffer wetjet but Anthony is not allowed to borrow it

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« Reply #209 on: May 29, 2022, 06:33:52 AM »
Dem 100 mile plus training load weeks are A COMING!!

Strap your nuts in.

I will be purchasing a Go Pro camera and live-streaming many of my training runs, especially long runs over 20 miles. Probably the high speed stuff too on the track and hill work. Sheetttttttt gonna get cray cray. A 12 week stretch of the craziest, most intense training I have ever committed to and probably ever will going forward. 

THIS IS A SUB 2:20 MARATHON EFFORT IN NOVEMBER.
Also anticipating possible sub 15:00 for 5K.