Totes busy. Be of good cheer. Also, for those of you keeping score, I can remove “get a gag order from (PROT) & (PROT)” off my bucket list.
Imagine the knock–knock jokes. Christ, I can't get anything done until this is over with, I can barely wipe my ass with both hands on a shovel, and while this ain't my first time at the rodeo, this is my first time acting as an Adjudicator.
It's a fun gig. I can see how this is how Munchausen Syndrome gets started. Can some of you out there start committing some weird Crimes Of Injured Menstrual Jurisdiction so I can have a ready excuse, justification, & legitimate Divine authority to put on these robes again? Thanks in advance—They look pretty f****** sweet on me, I'm not going to lie. It must be the hare.
That reminds me, I got to go, I got to go get my pubes waxed. Just look at my Google Calendar, obviously it sounds like I'm really busy. *click*
WE HAVE IT ALL.
WE HAVE IT NOW.
NOW GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME FIRST—I, JACKSTAR, CRACKED YOUR CASE WHILE YOU CRACKED MY SKULL, SO FUCK YOU—AND YOUR MOTHER.
AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO. YES, THIS IS CODE. YES, THE BIRDS ARE FINE. THEY'RE CUTE EVEN. NO, I WILL NOT DROWN THEM IN THE RIVER—BUT I WILL BOIL THE F*** OUT OF THEM IN HIGH TEMP TEST PEANUT COOKING OIL, IF YOU WANT. JUST LET ME KNOW. I'M GONNA DEEP-FRY A TURKEY THIS YEAR ANYWAY.
NOT AS A THREAT—JUST FOR PRACTICE. OKAY, GOOD TALK.
SIGNED, NOT A CARPENTER. END OF LINE.
She's CONVINCED that I am hiding something from her.
Okay maybe I was hiding a little genetic mutation or something. What? How was I supposed to know that was real?
How are you?