Oof. There's no gettin' 'round that one.
No one knows that I was deliberately lied to by corrupt (PROT) County (Blanks) in order to trick me into landing myself in jail....
twice. That is information I have kept closely guarded—that is to say, I never have spoken this information aloud, or posted about it—until this very moment of Now.
But I'll be honest, I'm not gonna lie: at this point—it ain't all that sticky of a situation. I'm sittin’
pretty. I just rolled out of bed 30 minutes ago, I
immediately got my drink on, I got my
smoke on, and maybe I'll do a little gambling later.
Don't cry for me, Argentina. The truth is...
SELF-DEFENSE. FAIR USE.
CASE CLOSED. Hopefully, they'll put a little mustard on it for me. I get off on that s***.