Living in a van down by a river sounds pretty comfy if you ask me. I mean if its a choice between that and a cookie cutter condo in some shitty gated community with a Pol Pot tier HOA and shitty neighbours I'd probably pick the van
Don't let the kilt fool you, OJ. Jacko’s far too great of a snob to live in a van down by the river. That motherfucker sips cappuccino and plays chess indoors.
He likes scented candles and bath soaps with a heavy fragrant lather.
Pedi’s, mani’s, and powdered bottomed fannies.