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[Worthauger]

If I have one regret it is that I fucked up the business deal for the show jingle. It was awesome. It was so good. He wrote it for me and–it made my heart sing–and then somehow I bothered him somehow and gave him a PTSD flashback and then he deleted it and refused to continue to negotiate. Gone forever. I miss it.

What can I say? It was his plan. I could not really argue. The next night a delivery van drove through the front window of his storefront and pinned him against the wall. With the display case. Crash-thud. Boom ka-boom.

He's good man. He lives, recovering well. Not a trifler. My hand to G-d... I had nothing to do with it.

Just one of those things. /flex

[Worthauger]

As soon as that email you sent me with the cartoon strip framework shows up, I'm getting right on that scripting. I have legit been looking forward to it for some time.

In the meantime; they got me working The Failsafe. It's a good safe. It's a good job. It's one of the best gigs around. It's exactly like The Shining—except I'm actually not an alcoholic and I don't have an Olive Oyl wife and a finger-pistols psychic kid. (Best kind, flat.)

Although, they got a bunch of them down at the Piggly–Wiggly, and these days they keep a pretty fresh stock of rolling cover in turnover. I could just... Like, stop by, and pick a pair up before any public appearance at any necessary upcoming instant.

Bathe first. *click*

[Worthauger]

[Laser]

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1494153605271613445

To go boldly, where Angels fear to tread.



(I'm selling it? Aren't I? Where's my cough syrup? G-ddam. Is it selling? RAWR)

No double Taurus for you - That would be too easy!

Moon in Gemini:

"Restless in the extreme, you are easily bored because of your short attention span. Your emotions change rapidly and you love to talk about your feelings ... You have vivid powers of emotional self-expression - - you can be a nonstop talker. You love to share your ideas with anyone who will listen."

[Jackstar]

No double Taurus for you - That would be too easy!

Native & Venus. Twin cows with gem in eye over the moon.



I feel like I don't need to explicitly point out that I probably know my own personal details in my natal chart better than someone on The Internet I've never met IRL, but... well, this place being what is, I know for damn sure you know more about my bathrobe and my slippers than I do right now.

[AZZERAE]

[Jackstar]

76 views. There's no goddam maybe about it. That's probably exactly as many tulpas as he's got.

I'm still on the fence about this Space thing. Poor thing, I don't have any friends on Twitter. There was that one time when I had some friends on Twitter I think there was one friend and then there's like two or three friends that I met through their friend on twitter, and then when all those tens of thousands of Twitter accounts got deleted, that was funny cuz they'll run away but

*Bang*.

MINE WAS UNTOUCHED. Sounds familiar, n’est-ce pas? Frankly, I would have preferred to go down with the ship. I don't get access to a lot of navel on top of me lately though.


NAVAL AUTONOMY. The world axis is ready. However I don't actually have any friends on Twitter who could use this kind of device I got one person that gets into link to and never works and then they're too busy to join and then I'm not working I don't even know who I want in there and then I haven't even decided on what kind of format I just wanted to do it there because of reasons and then I thought I'd let you know ahead of time. Someone get on the Tweety and DM MV and then we'll get started.

DM MV

The ‘V’ is for vag. Oh, and by the way, the reason why I had to spectacularly unexpectedly spontaneously reschedule with you against your consent, it's because your sister's third Brothers quiet mouse secretary is a fucking whore. What can I tell you, I had to reschedule and then that's what happened. Aren't you glad that you found out?

I don't actually have to give updates you know. I can just do this silent while talking to your dog. No, wait, that's my giraffe. Did your wife put that collar on it? Put her on the dog, we don't want to have to name her Indiana.


(Imagine if I had just done it live. Like, under a sheet. Then recognize that joy springing up in your heart as a sign that you know I was right. Semper fi, cuntface. *click*




... Yawn. Wait, what are you still doing here? The post is over. Go home.


GO HOMELICH.)

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1497420060901605377

Back by popular demand.
Sponsored by FruitererCo.

[Laser]

The Nephilim want to know. WTF are you going to pull out of your ass next? Imagine the feculence. Take it all with a grain of nitroglycerin, kid. But don't breathe on innocent bystanders.

[Worthauger]

The Nephilim want to know.

Wow. What's that like? *NUTS*

[Jackstar]

WTF are you going to pull out of your ass next?

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1497950024453394432

But don't breathe on innocent bystanders.

Well, if I (VERB:PROFANE_GERUND) on them first, they won't be all that innocent anymore.

[Jackstar]

Take it all with a grain of nitroglycerin, kid.

From castigation to celebration in two short days. Well, sure: I am indeed, that pretty. But, are you always gonna be this salty, or is this an affectation? I gotta set my Hurtzfield compensators for this.

By the way, until (PROT) pops the soap bubble, this is all practice, but I'll always remember the village. That's one of my unique qualities that is in such high demand.

Also, soon to be in high demand: more cannon fodder. And, there, I am at a disadvantage, in that without multiple corpses, it's impossible to get enough fingers prepped to give you the birds. *sad trombone*


So, you ready to roll then? Oh, your timetable. Got it. *gentle disco*

[WORTHAUGERa]

I would love to do a remote podcast, but 500 ft away is a long way way to do a tracking shot, and then I don't really want to get in the way but the hell is going on anyway.

However I'm right here and I could get video with my drone I could do commentary and then I'm.... not going to do it.

Here's why, it would be disrespectful. People under the impression that I'm doing something wrong so if I do something right while doing something wrong it doesn't count so I'll have to wait until people are aware I'm not doing anything wrong and then they can condemn me for having done them wrong in the past meanwhile this guy is playing bumper cars with I don't know who on my lawn.

That's true. He's got a right to privacy. So do I have course, none of you know how I managed to have this conversation without laughing my ass off.

It's really as bad as it seems. As a bonus it'll get worse and it'll never get better and then I'll have to take over and fix it. This is another idea: 90 days dry. I'm sorry I'm not really the decision maker on here right now, nor the planner.

Obviously I could do one hell of a show. Once again I think that would be impolite. Also I don't think any of you know that I can actually sound okay if I want to I think you all think that I have no control and I'm a babbling idiot.

That's where the magic of the Scotty Principle comes in. This is my playground. And now that I'm aware of certain fundamental issues that I was being slid on, I had to imagine what anybody would fight with her over, you can think of anything.

I would like to point out that I don't like seeing them like this. From what they're rolling around in at the time it makes it seem like the ghosts at my property are very low trash. That might be my leftovers from 2 months ago but then again I'm kind of like a ghost anyway.

Semper fi

[Jackstar]

I would love to do a remote podcast, but 500 ft away is a long way way to do a tracking shot, and then I don't really want to get in the way but the hell is going on anyway.

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1499106181477924865


(LOVE DIVE LIVE: as soon as I get a call back from the Secretary of State as to which Network We're launching on. Consent on this MATTERS. I'm not going to be the one that foots this bandwidth bill if/when something goes wrong, like a sudden unexpected murder-suicide, or a satellite losing Earth–lock (my favorite flavor of warlock), or Art Bell returning from the grave (buckle up, Keith!), you know, anything like that, I AM NOT on the hook—and that's why Mr. D.V.R. is going to call pretty soon; or he's going to lose All his Biscuits, C. D. Quick-lick-Lee.)

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1499106181477924865


(LOVE DIVE LIVE: as soon as I get a call back from the Secretary of State as to which Network We're launching on. Consent on this MATTERS.

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1499113354194939905


(idden off it first. Everybody please be patient, when a man's got this many n****** acting as lawyers, he's got to wait for a lot of calls back when an unexpected monkey turns out to be a real (CLASSIFIED) (slang_for_XENOMORPH) loser of Star business Kits.)


Send me a direct message on Twitter if any One would like Me to get going early: I actually have full clearances; but as a duty and an honor and a Grand, Great, G-(PROT) privilege (nowhere close to a courtesy) I am HOLDING OUT for Glory.


I GOT ALL DAY FOR THIS BY THE WAY. I didn't pack my lunch—I launched it & my sides into fucking orbit. (Yeah, you know me: Magic S.W.O.R.D.)