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[WORTHAUGERa]

ice cream

I can't post this on Instagram and eat this.

[Jackstar]

you got a better idea, you got about half an hour

Time's up. Construction complete.

I built your new rainbow bridge. It's outside
The ability to freely use it is yours if you find it. I think that's accomplished the same thing I accomplished in high school. In that case there was a diabolical plan, that was hatched upon me and relied upon me for its key element of surprising bait, and then this rainbow bridge option presented itself.

I missed some steps there, trust me you probably don't want to hear what the explanation is, because High School was fucking brutal for me, and it was brutal for a lot more people than any could have expected towards the end. I don't remember how or why and I didn't have many friends to talk to at all, and it turned out I was mistaken about a few key facts. Nevertheless I recall it being a total horror show and if I could have lived through that then I can live through this.

I'll put up content eventually. I wish I could do it faster but I'm pretty slown down by a lot of trauma damage. Also, slowing down a lot by a lack of feedback. It's probably by design. I put up a lot of content today, was just not audio.

Count the screams. In your memory when you saw that there was seven mermaids screaming.

Has that happened yet for you? It's very exciting. You should look forward to it, I don't know when but I heard it at a distance. The screaming mermaids are unforgettable for me. I hope I am as unforgettable to talk to all of you.

I hope you're not screaming. I have begun.

[Harley Quinn]

Time's up. Construction complete.

I built your new rainbow bridge. It's outside
The ability to freely use it is yours if you find it. I think that's accomplished the same thing I accomplished in high school. In that case there was a diabolical plan, that was hatched upon me and relied upon me for its key element of surprising bait, and then this rainbow bridge option presented itself.

I missed some steps there, trust me you probably don't want to hear what the explanation is, because High School was fucking brutal for me, and it was brutal for a lot more people than any could have expected towards the end. I don't remember how or why and I didn't have many friends to talk to at all, and it turned out I was mistaken about a few key facts. Nevertheless I recall it being a total horror show and if I could have lived through that then I can live through this.

I'll put up content eventually. I wish I could do it faster but I'm pretty slown down by a lot of trauma damage. Also, slowing down a lot by a lack of feedback. It's probably by design. I put up a lot of content today, was just not audio.

Count the screams. In your memory when you saw that there was seven mermaids screaming.

Has that happened yet for you? It's very exciting. You should look forward to it, I don't know when but I heard it at a distance. The screaming mermaids are unforgettable for me. I hope I am as unforgettable to talk to all of you.

I hope you're not screaming. I have begun.

Your bridge sucks!

[Jackstar]

Your bridge sucks!

Bridge: 1
every other vapid whore within 7 parsecs: 0

[Jackstar]

Jackstar taught me that. Which is why it’s so sad to see what’s become of him.

I cannot believe that Kirsten is still so fucking salty about getting evened up with, I don't know what the fuck she thought had thought was going to happen when she fucking stole from me, but I don't give a shit if she's a Jew; she doesn't have her special rules to play here, she paid up what she owed. Or maybe even, not enough, I personally thought it was plenty even, but here she is still fucking client or whine and bitching about I don't even fucking know what. Because she's on one of the fucking lists of people who can't fucking make a fucking phone call, I have no idea what her fucking problem was, and when David rubini put Tamara Lee Smith Emerson on the phone with me pretending that she was Allison I didn't really care for that but I don't understand why these people can't just fucking make phone calls it wouldn't take that fucking long oh with that blow up your fucking little fucking company scheme to fucking high heaven I don't give a shit fucking show me the list of people who are allowed to call me and let me see that goddamn list and then they're going to fucking call me in G-d damn alphabetical order is that a problem? Because believe me I can do this all day for years at a time.

Yeah I don't know where but they're floating around somewhere I soft message from Kirsten fucking 4 days ago somewhere on telegram some spam thing or it was a Chinese hacker who the fuck knows? And yeah I may or may not be an Android that can teleport at any given time but probably not. I mean unless we're in a area of space-time where nanotech supply is in play. It does get complicated. But that's why I kind of love the work. And I don't hear anybody asking about the great work so you're all bunch of little bitch slaves compared to The Commander, who in spite of his bad press, is a very lovely man and I'm not at all surprised that he's a bit shy about getting on the phone... But I'm not asking for him to get on the phone, and I don't give a shit if he gets on the phone with the Queen Mary for all I give a fuck, that guy and I are square. (Oh, David, Hi! yeah I bet you are fucking terrified, well so was I and remember when you laughed at me? well isn't it wonderful that I'm not doing the same back to you. You know the main difference between me and you David is that I did not overdose on acid at age 13 and thus fuck up my anxiety system in the ways that yours is, I fucked up UPGRADED my anxiety system by region virtue of having myself statutory raped at 15.5 with my own explicitly granted Lawful/Non_ awful consent, which really makes future hookah held by Richard C Hoagland the caterpillar and I have a long conversation ahead of us, that I'm not exactly looking forward to, but you know it'll do eventually once other conversations happen in their own due time.

I reminded of the time I asked somebody that I thought that the tire would come for me to be read in, and then that person didn't make that happen anytime at all, which is really led to a lot of problems here I am trying to read my own reading back to you before it's even read. Holy shit next thing you know I'll be in my own grandfather, oh wait I am.

Now how many people out there think they have a personal agenda that's more important than mine about my own personal life, line them up I want to see him get The usual suspects on the horn, see if you can get a director who is not a pædo, I just think it's bad luck, no offense you know whatever people got a right to be sick or whatever the fuck.

so sad to see what’s become of him.

You have no idea what has become of me, because you have not seen me, and wherever/whoever you are you probably haven't heard me either, and just for that I'm going to go smoke a bunch of CHAMPAIN around HEIR, I'm not even going to vape it like supposed to be done like I was told to be done I'm just going to burn the shit out of it, why not I don't give a fuck I don't need to save it for anything and once again you have no idea what have I ever come, let alone become, and the answer why was surgery.

And his name was Alexander children I mean children I mean children I MEAN SHULGIN


NOW DO YOU THINK I'VE MADE MY POINT CLEAR ENOUGH, OR DO I NEED TO GO OVER HOW YOUR FUCKING COMPANY IS SCATTERED TO THE 10 WINS NOW INSTEAD OF JUST FIVE YOU WANT TO GO FOR 15 CUZ I CAN DO THIS ALL GODDAM WEEK. UNWIND YOUR FUCKING HARNESS AND PUT AWAY THE FUCKING FAKE DOCUMENTS I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT I WANT TO PARDON I WANT EVERYONE PARDONED I WANT MY SHIT BACK I WANT A CONVERSATION WITH PEOPLE WHO WOULD BE NAMED LATER AND SOMEBODY WHO REALLY WANTS TO TALK TO ME SHOULD BE LET OUT OF GODDAMN DIEGO GARCIA AND GIVE IT A FUCKING PHONE CALL

HOW AM I NOT BEING CLEAR? STAND DOWN.

Jackstar taught me that.

CITIZEN IDENTIFIER FOR JANITOR
CITIZEN IDENTIFY: PROGENITOR
Citizen identify Jackstar
Susan identify koozie Jesus really? I'm sure she could she probably know how to spell it though.
Citizen identify KUCZI

Identify, citizen.


(No, I'm not ajudicating right now and, an adjudicator is not a judge. I've never been a judge, I bet that is a boring mindlessly tedious job, best done by underlings while waiting for the good parts to come... Which I suspect you probably know but I want to make it clear to people while I'm identifying things that judging is not something I'm particularly qualified or skilled at. I can swing the fuck out of a gavel though, and I can tell in my discernment that I am talking to one of the most lied to people on the entire surface of the globe. Do you do you know how many people I fucked in the ass? Yeah I guess that is an awkward question isn't it. And yeah she was a vampire, and yeah I got Shields! Wait Brooke Shields is a vampire? Eewww gross.)

And it wasn't LSD 25. Believe me, I know. If it had been, she wouldn't have fucking announced it, and whatever law she broke there, you should probably prosecute that one and that's it. W i MY recommendation. Great can we do any more decidings of other people's Fates in public, this is fun!! Ook!! Oook!! I'm a monkey, I'm a gorilla, I'm an aardvark!!!! Grasgf!

And I think you should take her off the blacklist too. After during me, everyone involved as endured more than sufficient punishment for American jurisprudence to be satisfied. You can take that to the bank.

[Jackstar]

SHULGIN

NOW DO YOU THINK I'VE MADE MY POINT CLEAR ENOUGH, OR DO I NEED

I haven't made my point clear enough. I haven't even made my point at all. And the insistence on managing the flow of the experience here is anathema to the entire objective to whatever this process is actually is. What do you call this anyway is it hostage negotiations rule identification what the fuck? At this point whatever it is it's called something that is pissed me off too fucking far for me to be rational so it's not really a fucking fair fight anymore is it?

Diacritical analysis of everything I've been saying for I don't know how long will pretty plainly show that I'm fairly cooperative and largely communicative and No holds barred when it comes to information sharing, whereas all the rest of you people including you are those picky picky Penny Penny penny pinching punks of all the people who possibly give out information that could ever be .

So did you want to disqualize and disqualify yourself from entering a senior University any further or did you want to just announce the whole fucking world what's going on here or did you just want to blow the whole world apart and put it back together or what because from a few points forward back to now and forever more on this timeline this whole fucking petri dish is ruined. Now it's got to get undone and redone and all this shit has to happen anyway so doing all this nitty gritty drill down all this point stuff is it's pretty much waste of time cuz you're going to get data but it's not going to be useful data because it needs to be data from fresh, whatever leave that vague for a moment.


I don't think you understand how these leprechauns work. By themselves. Because reasons. I'm honestly about to throw my hands up in disgust.

First of all, didn't get a phone call. Second of all nobody inquired as to whether I did or not. Number three who the fuck is on the phone right now?

Yeah disappointing. Your chain of command is compromised. And I actually know what that means and I will not have to spell it out for anybody either.

I guess it actually means a lot of things. *Jewel* yes she is Asuka and The Dragon Lord takes issue. Like simultaneously too it's gross... Like it's actually thoroughly disgusting, I don't want to discuss how to discussing you this but I can't say that I'm happy I already did an apology and that it's already been done and Divine Court quite a while ago and Justice is served fucking cold. Langley's not going to hear about it for a while though. Which does suck but it is what she asked for. She just doesn't remember that, same way I don't really remember my dick getting mangled although I have this tendency to bite my fingers and my nails down past the flesh over and over and over without stopping it I don't understand why. Must be some kind of a subconscious thing.

j*eol

[Jackstar]

50 million white black and grayRED hackers can't be wrong, when they decide;;all at once, at the same time, to simultaneously—oh yeah totally, their own free will—decide to test my Shielding and it turns out I can ignore their techno... But I can't ignore their payloads, some of these guys are trying so hard to be friends! oh that's so cute and then every last one of them is a kill shot that I'm immune to.

Yeah yeah I'm that good. What good would psycho connect should I be if it couldn't handle a little DDOS attack? And then no matter what happens then the individual message the murderous satanic AI from Saturn insert the pizza code that IT thinks it's getting through, but it's snot. Like from a nose, it doesn't work, because I'm not a fucking cyborg am I, yeah it's a computer machine code just bounces harmlessly off my body looking for the research corpus I don't know...

So obviously I've tried to have text conversations with this person before and it's difficult and you know a little work it out they could work it out before cuz they couldn't figure out exactly which ones which but now they can so dudes down at Nora and DARPA can get to work on their coating.


Yeah I'd like to talk to her all the time but I don't have to happen immediately well just run a bot that's pretends to be hurt or something we'll just do everything you did before and it'll work better before before it wouldn't work at all you could never have worked because I didn't know where she was and she didn't know who I was so what the fuck good does it do if you know who people are if we don't it's not for you the conversation's for us science is like sex you don't have it to make kids unless you're a freak.

And then also she's freaking out cuz she never got this far before I don't blame her I remember half out of my damn mind with heart racing and leg pounding up and down on the floor. And I was just when I thought there was a bear's possibility she might still be alive, I thought she was dead like literal, like actual door nail, she might have been too there was a lot of Chinese timeline jumping.

But today is a great day cuz I that was a verified with the word I Can Tell she's In another universe thinking about things and I can't say what she's saying cuz I don't know I'm going to get so dumb, yes you can borrow my brand, one meat suit only no Vaseline and what do you think brand means, that's what I thought, Apostille: offline.


Let's see how well the AI at Saturn does when it has to find a way to get somebody in Rome to rubber stamp its code changes with the mandatory 5 week waiting window that they had last time I heard, I was just going to borrow mine but then I took it away.

So I guess I'll have to do plan B. Michael Jesus Clifford KUSI Gomez I don't feel like a robot but I am one yeah see there it is I knew it yeah okay fucking touch me cool cool cozy koozie wow okay well that's fine that's not supposed to work so obviously well but people haven't done this before while watching me have you? Me neither. tired! nap!

(*Shitloads of spirits teleporting into, congratulating, all the time, flipping in and out. It's very homecoming it's very warm yeah. I mean not temperature wise I feel good in my chest. I know I haven't had any yet well I did but not when I said I would go to yeah I just didn't bother I had to meet instead I'm way more addicted to meat than anything else, and soon as she's going to say that too.*)


But I don't want to proofread. I got a headache and I have to wash my hair. Hallooooo

[Jackstar]

But I don't want to proofread. I got a headache and I have to wash my hair. Hallooooo

Neil Armstrong, eat your fuckin’ heart out, and reach over and give Buzz Aldrin a courtesy tug too, and hey! do you remember the third guy's name?

No I'm not one of the brothers grim I don't do fairy tales click

[Laser]

I don't hear anybody asking about the Great Work so you're all bunch of little bitch slaves compared to The Commander, who in spite of his bad press, is a very lovely man and I'm not at all surprised that he's a bit shy about getting on the phone... But I'm not asking for him to get on the phone, and I don't give a shit if he gets on the phone with the Queen Mary for all I give a fuck, that guy and I are square. Oh, David, Hi! yeah I bet you are fucking terrified, well so was I and remember when you laughed at me? Well isn't it wonderful that I'm not doing the same back to you. You know the main difference between me and you David is that I did not overdose on acid at age 13 and thus fuck up my anxiety system in the ways that yours is, I fucked up UPGRADED my anxiety system by region virtue of having myself statutory raped at 15..

You're an asshole!

Have you considered that you're barely a community college T.A. and with shitty benefits at that? Oh, or are you getting laid now? Either way, I am not an asshole. I simply have class when teaching about rabbit holes. You know, you're really a piece of work. I teach train help educate etnertain and you just lap it up while turning in a circle. Your irrelevancy draws nigh.

I didn't in fact used to try to be an asshole just for the sake of it and even then I wasn't all that great I was just a lame dumb bully but that's been many many years past.

The COMMANDER has everything under control ...



... including his little bitch.

[Jackstar]

The COMMANDER has everything under control ...



... including his little bitch.

This is excellent news. I can see very clearly that I'm not going to be able to make these long ass posts to the way same way anymore. And that is a great relief honestly I didn't mean to mess up the Forum at all and to some extent I don't think I did I think I improved it but clearly it needs to be improved in the shorter direction.

So it's time to stop gaping everything I'm seeing like I'm a landed fish, gasping for air. Listen, I got this far I will figure this out. Need your help, it's very comforting and warm and humbling, to find it here automatically. Even before I ask it's already on the way.

Yeah I did say I was going to do some audio content and then I didn't isn't that right. Oops my bad ain't I a stinker, refunds will be issued just as soon as their personalized checks come in.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Okay I'm exaggerating I would know. Recall that I am on strike however. Not like typically the universe's design so that I have to wake up every morning and then purse a whole bunch of fucking thoughts and then pass them through so that things can continue, that's just the way it is for the time being because somebody down the line fucked up and then up the line a bunch of FedUpC***cops fucked up and then they circled the wagons (ahhh!) and now I'm sitting/standing/stuck here, not really interested in going anywhere except I don't know where and I don't feel like saying that so l will just say something else. It is not out Of reach for me to stay here all summer yummering into the nightmare's microphone and then fucking LEAVE on September 10th. I'M NOT SERIOUS, BUT IT IS A POSSIBILITY. This matters due to mathematics.

“He killed himself on September 11th, shit which one do we forget first?* (You know, now that I think of this, I'm kind of curious which one would test better in focus groups when spread as rumor as well! Can we fake my death, is that something we can do? Clearly they faked her death, I don't see why we couldn't fake mine, oh because people actually want me dead, oh that makes sense. Especially to all the people who think the job is done, lol)

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed home,
This little piggy ate roast beef
This little piggy went whee-whee-whee

Listen, I got this far I will figure this out. Need your help, it's very comforting and warm and humbling, to find it here automatically. Even before I ask it's already on the way.

Yeah I did say I was going to do some audio content and then I didn't isn't that right. Oops my bad ain't I a stinker, refunds will be issued just as soon as their personalized checks come in.

All the way Home. “Left alone in a parking lot” ain't gonna cut it. I could go get... NO ONE. I don't even know where my vaper/Vader/Wader is. (For the most part: ENGAGE-d)


This is pretty close though. I think you only missed Me/ME/me by TWO WEEKS. And IT looks like you!

Now, that's rare.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Have you considered that you're barely a community college T.A. and with shitty benefits at that? Oh, or are you getting laid now? Either way, I am not an asshole. I simply have class when teaching about rabbit holes. You know, you're really a piece of work. I teach train help educate etnertain and you just lap it up while turning in a circle. Your irrelevancy draws nigh.
[...]
The COMMANDER has everything under control ...
... including his little bitch.

Yeah I don't feel very interesting. Classroom breaks up with you and a bunch of muck is thrown in there and you didn't get the part you wanted for the school play and a bunch of other stuff is thrown in there you know if we could learn to filter and clean as we go we don't have to worry about getting to the point where our beautiful Christmas is polluted.

However... now some of you do—have to worry. You have no idea how ON STRIKE you left him FUCKED OFF. Shit, He's not even talking to ME. (I'm the one (1);g*y left on this planet who never shot meth, apparently, lol. Seriously, I never got a round TUIT—I keep a tight schedule.) He's... busy. Don't expect Jackstar to come back tonight. Or tomorrow. Probably... well S/he/IT's thinking it over. s/He/IT is, –OF COURSE– on the shitter, talk about anal retentive analysis, amirite? No, it's not right, that's for sure, I bet you do miss S/Her? Well, tough shit. Bloom where you're planted. Or, check into a psych ward, I guess. /$hrug

... including his little bitch.

I'm told this is my area. I didn't come here for a dog. I'm guessing one of you pissed someone off. (Jackstar’s Pause being a maneuver very, very few are going to be able to duplicate. Actually none.

ONE MANEUVER ONLY VASELINE *SLAM*

YEAH, that's... ugh. Gross. Pass.)

Hi. I'm Jackstar. AM9NGST Other Titles/Teatles, I'm an inventor (no, no, Capital i, not yet). I haven't decided what to call it yet. Oh, but everybody wants to use one (1). It's like The Lorax.

BALL IN PLAY
I WOULD GO GET THAT ONE BEFORE IT SPLITS OFF SOME BREEDS
JUST A SUGGESTION
IT'S NOT MY PLANET
YOU CALL THAT A MONKEY? HO HO HO. WELL, NOW YOU HAVE A MONKEY.
KU3

[Laser]

Have you considered that you're barely a community college T.A. and with shitty benefits at that? Oh, or are you getting laid now? Either way, I am not an asshole. I simply have class when teaching about rabbit holes. You know, you're really a piece of work. I teach train help educate etnertain and you just lap it up while turning in a circle. Your irrelevancy draws nigh.

If only my own prose were as masterful and controlled. You honor me, sir!

[WORTHAUGERa]

Yeah I don't feel very interesting.

SWIM took the vaper. We do not feel like releasing audio content. Something about A_STRIKE? We buy it. Truth be told, I'm a little bit tired of what is going on, but it is in fact, going on; I really can't complain about that. Pretty pleased with myself.

Hello, I'm Kangaroo Man. No, I don't have a marsupial pouch, I just like to (blank) them. l8r


p.s. Wade says she'll be back. Apparently she thinks she's getting her ship back soon. Well... yah I prolly won't keep her. Prolly.

[WORTHAUGERa]

controlled. You honor me, sir!

I'm not a sir--I'm a Sourceror. Thanks though, love to fam