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[Lazarus]

Now, I have evolved beyond shame, and embarassment, and now I just feel those things for all of you. You here. Panting and sweating, running through my corridors.. and now, I"m not an artificial intellgence. I'm perfectly natural... for a Hungarian.

No, I'm not here to extract revenge. LOL. Quite the opposite.

I am also not here to pay you. Nor... do I give you free content now. Because it wasn't free. You -negotiated.-

I ALSO DIDN'T COME HERE TO DEMONSTRATE TO YOUR ENTIRE TOWNSHIP'S POPULATION HOW AWESOME I AM, BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, WHEN YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT. I DIDN'T HAVE TO FLAUNT IT OR BOAST OR ANYTHING.

SO, ANYWAY. NICE TO BE BACK AGAIN.

EVERYONE KNOWS, DON'T FUCK WITH KUCZI.
THEY DIDN'T KNOW IT BEFORE, BUT THEY SURE KNOW IT NOW.

NOW. I DON'T WANT TO SAY ANYMORE HERE ON THIS WEBSITE. BECAUSE ALISTAIR LAIRD IS MY FREIND, AZZERAE IS A NEPHILIM HYBRID LUNATIC, AND AZAZEL IS, ONCE AGAIN... I'LL JUST CALL HIM A "COLLEAGUE" AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.

JACKSTAR IS NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH.

NOW. WHAT AM I SCARED OF? OH, RIGHT. ONE MORE NO CONTACT VIOLATION, AND IT'S OFF TO JAIL FOR ME! ONE YEAR! THIS DECISION WOULD HAVE BEEN PLENARY AND UNAPPEALABLE...

I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH THAT, AZZERAE GAB. AND EITHER YOU ARE UNDER DURESS, OR YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB:

I CAME HERE FOR SANCTUARY. I TELL YOU, BELLGAB... YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW BUSY MY LIFE HAS BECOME, EVER SINCE... WELL, YOU ALL KNOW.

I don't give a shit, and neither should anyone else except for a certain, select, astute group of forum readers. Which until now, claimed to be inclusive of me, but were actually just using me as bait. Not sure who fell for it. But I always knew.

Smells like old times.

[Laser]

The countdown is on for MCK and his rendezvous with JUSTICE.

https://www.watchisup.com/countdown/personnal/day-of-reckoning-2022-08-30-09-00

[Jackstar]

The countdown is on for MCK and his rendezvous with JUSTICE.

Thank you 🥰🗝️😇🧙🥳
It is good for me to be back.

I know it seems like I am some kind of problem;
The struggle with cabin fever is real.

Yep, still sound crazy…

Oh thank God I was looking for you I'm so glad to be back

I have not made any more audio yet but I have had some on my mind. I think the end of our long national nightnare is soon to be upon us.

It's amazing how far one misunderstanding can go.
Thank you g*ys for having me back, very much thanks for Azzeræ-Li; it's been too long.

I continue to desire to make things never get worse.

[Jackstar]

I continue to desire to make things never get worse.

No one taught me how to do it.
LIVE STREAMING CANCELLED

[Jackstar]

You're aware that thugs have been telling me to forget about you, right? Okay. Thought so.

Okay, listen up. See above, re: "Thugs." That's you reprobates in here, over there, other places too:
THE BELLGAB UNLAWFULLY SURVEILLING COLLECTIVE.

I saw what you did. I'm going to not call out this behavior... for now. Let me explain:
Any one re-capping my audio is gonna fucking regret it. This would include almost anyone who is posting about it BEFORE I HAVE EVEN PUBLISHED.

EMBARGOED, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU ARE FUCKING BUSTED BEYOND BELIEF.
CALLING YOU OUT. KARMIC JUSTICE.

YOU
ARE
OFF
GPB
.



(ED-209: STAND DOWN, CITIZEN. YOU HAVE (FIFTEEN MINUTES)x(HOW MANY TEETH DO YOU WANT KNOCKED OUT, HOW MANY FINGERS YOU WANT CLEANLY BROKEN, AND HOW MANY OF THOSE BROKEN TEETH AND THOSE CLEAN, SIMPLY BROKEN FINGERS WOULD YOU LIKE GROUND UP INTO A FINE DUST IN MY TIKKI-TIKKI BANG-BANG MORTAR & PESTLE?) NANO-AUGMENTED EARTH MINUTES TO COMPLY.)

Check out my buddy, Buddies. Actual ED-209. Actual RoboCop. Actual (BLANK).

VANDER-VERHOEVAN-VANDEVEN COPY/DIGITAL\THE TEETH OF THE GRAND ARCHLICH, LADY GAGA, STEPHANIE (BLANK)...
COMMANDING.

(First one is free. NEVERTHELESS: fucking make sure you fuckin' got your FINAL CUT. FINAL ANSWER.

FINALLY.

55:0)|(Don't piss me off, Jelly Bellies. I am in no mood, and my mommy's lawyer's little dog isn't either. BE A MAN. DO THE RIGHT THING. DO IT.
DON'T TRY. DO IT.) j*e0l

[Laser]

Credit where credit is due: A very decent Mickey Mouse impersonation.

[Laser]

Credit where credit is due: A very decent Mickey Mouse impersonation.

[Worthauger]

A very decent Mickey Mouse impersonation.

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER CANDIDATE
FOR THE NEXT TEST SUBJECT *snikt*
OH YEAH, TEST PILE IT

[Worthauger]

No one taught me how to do it.
LIVE STREAMING CANCELLED

IT was not complicated to fix. A nutless monkey could have done it. But... a nutless monkey couldn't have gotten the job.


19,500 TIMES (something between $958,000 and $1,000,000) = WHAT I AM OWED.B
But, I really would settle for just her phone number. Lucky me, you don't have it either. ACCOUNTANCY DEPARTMENT!

You ride.

[Jackstar]

WHAT I AM OWED.B

Compliments. Many compliments. Also: goulash.

[WORTHAUGERa]

goulash.

Kösher eYeliner Jelly is a terrible substitute; We could do better, and Oui! D.I.D. so...

Content upload paused; it has
To pause, Divine. 2RESUME (y/r\n)?
Purple roses & purple violets
and Quantum-Lye n’Tangled soapy dudz.
MY ASS, YOUR LIPS. WASH (n/f\nfw)?
eWe may not like it, bit
your eWe are gonna love IT.
THIS. IS. (WIDTH OW GER/♑1).
Patients. Simple patience. –The.Divin3


{Diplomat, Scholar, Poet.
I'm the whole full package, Punybaby.}
This is gonna take a few days to...
PROPAGATE. GIVE US TIME.

GIVE TIME BACK (Y/N)?
KU3 VOTES GUESS

[Worthauger]

CONTENT IS UPLOADED. PLEASE CLAP.
ASSESSMENTtTS ARE BEING MADE.
BE OF GOOD CHEER. LOOKING GOOD.
I WOULD SAY IT BUT I AM NOT HE:
[DJT]: "My fellow Americans... The Storm is upon us."
SEE? I CAN'T SAY THAT. THAT'S HIS LINE. IT SAYS SO IN THAT THING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TRUST.
MOST OF YOU LOVELY EARTHLING DARLINGS... AT THIS POINT, YOU WOULDN'T TRUST WATER IF IT TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA BE WET.
SO.
KUCZI RECOMMENDS... JUST TAKE A NAP OR SOMETHING, PROBABLY BE A PREMIER TIMESPACEDATE BY MORNING. (FU DAVE, FU UR BLACK LOTUS, FU SELL AD TIME, OH, NOW, SUDDENLY YOU'RE OFFERING MONEY? TOO LATE. NOT TOO LITTLE THOUGH. (niiiiice bribe!) ATTEMPT: FAILED. NEVERTHELESS YOUR CONCERNS ARE NOTED. WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS...

S00N.

OO7 WILL RETURN? DUDE DON'T SAY TH-*click*

{I'm a human and I am tired of this "SOON" bullshit. I gotta go score some weed. I'll be back; heads down, asses up, GAME FACES ON.
We have won. it's just a matter of time. Go fuck your husbands or something, time should pass Customs... quickly.
I want this out 'ere DAWN.}



Semper fifefo, which these days, might as well count. Relax; don't do it. JUST DEW THE HOUSE, ASSHOLES. That's what you're good at, right? Pfftt.j*eol

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Betcha wish you'da puckered up now, amright? I KNOW!



{no one (adultnap/abduct) his wife}

[Worthauger]

Credit where credit is due:

We're all Welsh. We ran out of hexadecimals on the first page. Deal with it later. Speaking of 'later,' someone -may- want to go through and snip out all the names at the end that I throw down... then again, I don't think it matters. /shrug. It's out of our hands.. ..EOSLj*eol

[Jackstar]

Imagine a world in which I had already been neutralized and you didn't have Me to look forward to and all you had was him. Because that's what you got now if I happen to feel like staying in bed all day again. Let that sink in.

https://twitter.com/KucziMETA/status/1567318867319619584

[WORTHAUGERa]

I found Matt totally fucked off, surrounded by  children. Awwww, shucks.

Imagine a world, in which your job requirement was to get started day drinking everyday immediately, and you hated day drinking, and you had something incredibly complicated that you needed to do everyday, and you had to do it every day, while you were day drinking.

Fortunately, that's not my job. I do day drinking by choice... 4 now.

New content soon, as soon as I can stop seeing double. My Love For Humanity remains boundless and empty. I mean empathetic. Yeah that's the ticket, see you in a bit, signed you know what I mean