Coast to Coast AM

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So, how many of Noory's regular callers are actually paid stooges?

Mike the millennial, Thomas from LaJolla both not only get paid to call in and read scripts on C2C but both call in other shows like Leo Laporte, change their names and get paid. “Premiere On Call” is our new custom caller service,” read the service’s website, which disappeared as this story was being reported. “We supply voice talent to take/make your on-air calls, improvise your scenes or deliver your scripts. Using our simple online booking tool, specify the kind of voice you need, and we’ll get your the right person fast. Unless you request it, you won’t hear that same voice again for at least two months, ensuring the authenticity of your programming for avid listeners.”

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So, how many of Noory's regular callers

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https://youtu.be/FobBpJ9fd9I...

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Mary called in with the most frightening story of her life.

Way back when at 16, she awoke to the sound of snoring.

It took an hour and a half for her to turn on the light.

It was only a FAN. Snory ate it up.

Followed by one regular caller after another.

Another snorefest for the next hour and a half.

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Noory runs a racket promoting drugs on his show and selling drugs online. Less commonly known is how many of his regular callers are involved in ths scam.

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Woohoo! Judy Carroll - The Zeta Messenger tonight

Information on many issues such as the Hybrid Program, the Genesis Story, the supposed return of Planet X and the Annunaki, as well as the shadow group and their cleverly faked alien abductions known as MilAbs (military abductions) involving remote mind control, holographic images, drugs and bio-robotic life-forms specifically engineered to resemble the genuine Greys who, along with other benevolent off-world visitors, are here only to assist humanity to regain their rightful place as Citizens of the Universe.

This could be interestin'.

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Why does almost everyone on open lines with Syrett sound autistic?

Except Cornelius who refers to him as Ian Punnett.

Even when corrected.

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Why does almost everyone...sound autistic?

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Guest: I have been to Egypt many times.

Noory: Is it safe?

Guest: As safe as an American high school.

Noory: (dead silence)
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If Miss Cleopatra does not phone in tonight we know she must be on her next incarnation.

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Foggy-voiced Thomas from La Jolla sucking up that hard has got to be a paid shill.

And gravel-voiced David from wherever doesn't sound too healthy either.

Maybe the payoff is Superbeets in a bottle and a weekly Wallach heart pak.

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Foggy-voiced Thomas from La Jolla sucking up that hard has got to be a paid shill.

And gravel-voiced David from wherever doesn't sound too healthy either.

Maybe the payoff is Superbeets in a bottle and a weekly Wallach heart pak.

What about Walt in Pennsylvania guy or the guy that shouts GEORGE! at the beginning of every show? I don't know why every caller has to have some gimmick or hook.

I didn't mind Annie from Alabama tho..her calls were so of the wall they couldn't possibly be scripted

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The guest happily blathered on about ouija boards. Noory hates ouija boards.
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Old Walt began a good ghost story and Noory held him over the break.
Jimmy Stewart could not have told it better. The guest was bland in comparison.
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Sherry discusses her missing ovary. Noory is perplexed. Was it aliens?

Tommy: What would aliens want with an ovary?

Noory: Isn't that where female eggs come from?
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Mike the Millennial still calls it Omnicron.
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Noory calls it a night and puts on an old replay. Nothing wrong with that.

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Something about "Whack" or "Wack" a few moments ago?



nautical, shore...

[Colonel Pate Manly]

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Interesting guest tonight. Noory is not dumbing it down, so far.



A man of strong opinions.