Coast to Coast AM

[Laser]

Caller of the night: "Pardon my crassness, but ghosts are HORNY!"

Noory quietly cuts off caller and deflects to guest.

I finally got around to listening to a show from a week or so ago, an interview with a guy who, along with a medium, investigated the ghost of a serial killer.  Late in the show a caller said he could sum up in one word what you needed to see a ghost.....bisexuality.  Ghosts, he explained, are very horny.

[Laser]

Some good guests and some good callers.

First guest - Peter Ward
The main topic of conversation:



Second guest - Marcus Allen
A recommended documentary no longer on YouTube:

https://krishnatube.com/video/1502/make-believe-smoke-mirrors-part-1-apollo-moon-hoax-proof-vfx-analysis/

https://krishnatube.com/video/1505/make-believe-smoke-mirrors-part-2-apollo-moon-hoax-proof-vfx-analysis-/

[Jackstar]

Some good guests and some good callers.

Well! That explains why I had to fake my death and enter a new plane of existence: this must be Heaven. That doesn't explain why my floor is all wet but... I'm willing to let that go.


I don't have to solve every mystery. That's the other guy. I think he has a dog. F*** him.

[Brother OJ]

I have a question and a comment and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and uh wtf did I call for [Inca Dance]

[AZZERAE]

I have a question and a comment and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and then another comment and a question and uh wtf did I call for [Inca Dance]

LULZ

[Jackstar]

Well! That explains why I had to fake my death and enter a new plane of existence: this must be Heaven.

No promises, except—I'm not here to kill you. *click*

[Inca Dance]

Incredible, I just turned the broom closet bathroom into a T.A.R.D.I.S. and the television in the room they're fucking in, is coming through in stereo Dolby. This is really good weed.

Grown in Minecraft for peasants.

[Master Trollda]

No promises, except—I'm not here to kill you. *click*

Incredible, I just turned the broom closet bathroom into a T.A.R.D.I.S. and the television in the room they're fucking in, is coming through in stereo Dolby. This is really good weed.

Grown in Minecraft for peasants.

I demand to know the strain!

[Jackstar]

I demand to know the strain! >:(

U.N.K.L.E. (Blank).

[Laser]

Richard C. Hoagland is scheduled to be on C2C with George Noory tomorrow.
Their feud goes back years, when Noory "had "thrown a tantrum" that night he told Richard to shut up and go pout in the corner." Hoagland has been banned ever since UNTIL NOW.

[Master Trollda]

Richard C. Hoagland is scheduled to be on C2C with George Noory tomorrow.
Their feud goes back years, when Noory "had "thrown a tantrum" that night he told Richard to shut up and go pout in the corner." Hoagland has been banned ever since UNTIL NOW.

That was hilarious, as was the meme of someone pointing at a dog with the text of some of what Snoory said to him.

[Brother OJ]

It goes one of 2 ways. Hoagie kisses the ring, behaves himself , humbles and prostrates himself before King Noory, does his shtick and gets his plugs in  BOORRIINNGG!

2 It starts out tense but amicable, Hoagie gets pissy, George presses the eject button and goes to open lines/ufo phil/the unfunny laughing guy bit/Morgus getting punched or whatever pre-recorded timefiller Tommy has cued up

Let me know what happens it might be worth a listen

[Jackstar]

It goes one of 2 ways. Hoagie kisses the ring, behaves himself , humbles and prostrates himself before King Noory, does his shtick and gets his plugs in  BOORRIINNGG!

2 It starts out tense but amicable, Hoagie gets pissy, George presses the eject button and goes to open lines/ufo phil/the unfunny laughing guy bit/Morgus getting punched or whatever pre-recorded timefiller Tommy has cued up

Let me know what happens it might be worth a listen

3. Threeve.





I know my votes count. Semper fi

[Laser]

It goes one of 2 ways. Hoagie kisses the ring, behaves himself , humbles and prostrates himself before King Noory, does his shtick and gets his plugs in  BOORRIINNGG!

2 It starts out tense but amicable, Hoagie gets pissy, George presses the eject button and goes to open lines/ufo phil/the unfunny laughing guy bit/Morgus getting punched or whatever pre-recorded timefiller Tommy has cued up

Let me know what happens it might be worth a listen

Hoagie has so many wonderful anomalies he wants to divulge, including the Quincunx!

He will not blow it this time. Age and slow onset dementia have also mellowed the George.

[Master Trollda]

Hoagie has so many wonderful anomalies he wants to divulge, including the Quincunx!

He will not blow it this time. Age and slow onset dementia have also mellowed the George.

Ancient Alien theorists say that’s true.

[Jackstar]

Yeah, I don't have an exclusive on The Quincunx, They just like me a lot. Honestly, who wouldn't? (That's a rhetorical question. Don't bother answering that, Short Round.)

Yeah, seriously. A lot. /googleflexgiggles