Yeah I know exactly how they work. How do Jesters and Templars function?
Trick question. THEY DON'T FUNK SHUN AT ALL. Let's change cameras.
Rather than open up everybody in the entire world to a ridiculous chain of enormously consequential civil and criminal liability that isn't really necessary, you're probably going to play ball, and if you can do it without being a goddam psychosexual dope slave to a f****** bunch of monkeys who run around thinking they're all that and a bag of chips, so much the better.
You referred to my life as a trash fire. Instead, it would rather be better described as a crash wire, which is a term I just made up, only because it rhymes better, and if you think that my life is just MyOUR{oz|car}MEYER/MEIER|— T TIPPY TOP TEA-TEE Tiz, or James’ trash, you are f****** mistaken. (I love the smell of prosecutorial misconduct in the mourning. By the way I just recaptured one for you. You're welcome. Maybe you could not betray a country a little bit more next time, okay cool dude. 🤗)
The same agents of irregular false color of law who kidnapped that woman, also just stole my motorcycle, working together as a coordinated conspiracy of gang stalking internet cyber bullies, and it was a cool op.
I found it remarkable that's such lengths would be taken, but from what I know about the Merry Pranksters and the gestures that (PROT-Allμ) used when she was totally off her nut and in the middle of trying to claw out her own eyes... everyone is enormously grateful that I did what I was trained to do.
Save her life.
Halt the sudden exposure of classified information to enemies both foreign and domestic.
Make her family proud of me, specifically her children, who probably would prefer not to have to be told that their quasi-favorite auntie was killed by her boyfriend who failed her. They are rather fond of her.
And I prefer they not be afraid of me, or prefer to have an Austrian around when there's a Hungarian nearby. I hold myself to a higher standard than most when I represent my people, mostly because of Dracula, not that there's any blood libel happening here or anything.
(How does “Michael Kuczi ultramegaOK T¡M™·—3MMIG.EHT.ZYEK” sound for a line of perfume that smells like diesel oil and grunge? TAKE A DEEP BREATH, BREATHE THE TASTE OF A. MAJESTY.)
And I don't know if she was going to be killed for sure, but I was definitely going to be blamed, and I haven't blamed #Officially, ONLY AS A PRACTICAL MATTER, and it's been f****** years. This shit is still going on. And you know that. By the way you're all dopeslaved. (Looks good on you though.) I don't need to point that out, but since I have the option, I thought I would. Freedom is no small thing. Neither is this court case, so referring to My Life as a trash fire is pretty heavily biased. Gosh, I didn't know you were paying attention. I thought you were too busy endlessly crafting and recrafting narratives that made me look like a rapist. I guess that only needs to happen once or twice? Must remember to Google.
Additionally, I don't know who has been invading my home and stealing my objects, but I got back and more stuff had been taken, and mysteriously nobody had cleaned up the mess that they had left, so why is it that I'm the person who's cleaning up the mess that a bunch of people who should not have been leaving it has left behind?
Take a good look at me now.
Do I look like a bitchmaid for cops who made a bitchcop into a w****? (“Glass! Broken glass door!”) I really don't think that I need to prove entrapment in a court of law. Then again I don't really have anything better to do... or anyone to talk to... or wandering forlorn spirits to rsise from the dead... or an enchanted frog pond to grieve over... do you remember when they blew up those statues in Iraq? That was a cultural atrocity, and what has happened here is even worse. (Kudos.) Start writing checks, Felix. Thanks.
No matter money is going to recover certain key critical environmental opportunities that have been destroyed here. I cannot pay the frogs to move back. I cannot prevent my psychotic neighbor from hunting and killing the elk that used to wander through here. Do they still? F*** if I know. I'm not the elk whisperer. (That's the other sad fat bald guy. Or maybe he's skinny and happy now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) I would prefer that people just start becoming sensible. (It's never too late. Unless anybody ever wanted to put me on a blind date without having to hire a lion tamer equipped with a cattle prod.) I understand it's difficult for a bunch of whack jobs high on opioids and in danger of losing their lives their liberty and their happiness... for a variety of reasons, none of which have anything to do with whether or not I clean up after a f****** badly botched forensics investigation.
THIS GOD DAMN HAUNTED CHURCH IS A M************ ACTIVE CRIME SCENE. FACTS. THAT'S WHY I'M NOT GOING TO WIPE AWAY THE MOLD, AND THAT'S WHY I'M NOT TOO WORRIED ABOUT THE F****** TRASH. HEY WHEN YOU BRING BACK MY TRUCK YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TOW AWAY THE CAR THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIX, JUST SAYING, I CAME HOME AND THE DOOR WAS OPEN, EXACTLY WHEN DID THIS PLACE BECOME OPEN SEASON FOR ANY OF YOU YOKELS? DID THE HOMEOWNER GIVE YOU CARTE BLANCHE? HE HASN'T RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGES IN MONTHS, AND HE SEEMS TO THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING. (T.RüS.T.: The Final Blueprint.)
SO REMEMBER THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT MY TRASH FIRE LIFE. IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY, AND FOR 4 MONTHS I SAT THREE AND A HALF MILES AWAY AND WONDERED WHAT THE F*** PEOPLE WERE DOING WITH THE PRIVILEGES THAT THEY HAD BEEN GIVEN. WHO DEPLOYED THE MOLD BIOWARFARE PACKAGE? LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS BELOW!!! (Only on BallGrab.com.)
So. Thank you very kindly for writing to me in jail, you were the only person who really did, and the implication that I don't ask about how you're doing or what's going on or don't care or I'm a bad friend, is probably tempered by the fact that you've been monitored by a bunch of thuggy piggy douchebags who have been trafficking you again since before I met you.
Now, I don't know if you need rescue or not, probably not, depends on how many times you've been a Messianic Jew, that was a lot of fun, incidentally.
I am paladin. I work for God. It's a f****** job. I think we're clear on this now, you and me.
DUSTIN NICHOLS: CALL ME.
OBVIOUSLY I AM NOT YOUR ENEMY, LOL. BUT PERHAPS LESS OBVIOUSLY: YOU'RE ON THE HOOK FOR THE DAMAGES HERE, SINCE THE WOMEN ARE WOMEN, AND YOU WERE THE ONLY MAN ALLOWED TO BE HERE WHILE I WAS GONE, AND YOU TOLD ME TO HOLD MY HORSES AND BE PATIENT AND WAIT WHILE YOU DID WHAT YOU NEEDED TO DO, AND YOU ACTED LIKE THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA. WELL, MAYBE IT WAS.
AND MAYBE YOUR DOPESLAVE OVERLORD WAS SETTING YOU UP TO BE A PASSIVE PATSY AS WELL. THERE'S JUST SO MANY KNOWN UNKNOWNS HERE. THE BREATHTAKING. IT'S FULL OF STARS.
YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION WITH YOUR ENEMIES. YOU HAVE PEOPLE FOR THAT.
AND ONE OF THEM COULD BE ME.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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P.S.:. I DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO HAVE THE PICTURE BACK, BUT I NEED THAT KATE SPADE PHONE CASE, I FOUND ANOTHER PICTURE TO PUT IN THERE, AND OF COURSE I RECOGNIZED YOU.
P.P.S.:. THIS IS A RESCUE OPERATION.
P.P.P.S.:. I am not Q. I've never been affiliated with any Q-Anon group or movement.
P.P.P.P.S.:. RTX or mossad? Wow they spilled themselves out in the wrong case, but they do spill themselves out, congratulations Raytheon: AT LEAST YOU'RE IN A COMPLIANCE·—¡!SH ATTACK DEFENSE PROFILE.
(PROT-Lμ), I swear to you, everybody else just gets the lash. Even you. Oh and obviously me. Yeah I get lashes all day, right? I'm the primary victim and the worst bad actor on the planet! Lowest form of scum on the face of the Earth! That's me!
How can this be? Well it's classified, but I can tell you it's not very classified because it's complex, it's classified because my neighbors are totally f*****. No wonder they don't talk to me.
I don't care to make them guilty of things by virtue of making a false report, but I also don't care to accidentally make the wrong kind of report and then make a lot of trouble for Mr. Putin. That's the position I'm in right now.
Are you going to read over my shoulder all day bunyip, or are you going to come over and pick me up? Bring my goddam phone; then I can pay my bill, and then I save a bunch of taxpayers money by not making the ridiculous report go any further. I think.
It's a little complex because we're still in the Biden Administration, and arguably this is a prime time to use this information as a weapon against it before Mr Trump is in office so that I can have total command authority over dreaming that old fat f****** stupid idiot behind him, and leave Mr Trump's hands completely untouched by any hint of blame or shame, however that's a little bit more high level than I'm prepared to deal with today.
This is the rescue operation, I don't care to politicize it, unless that's fun for me. Which of course it is.
UNTIL IT ISN'T. NOW LET ME TALK TO THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T LET ME TALK TO (PROT-∆_LΠ_§.F..shaw>KLANSHAWKLANneéb∞bz), AND GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. MOVE ALONG, CITIZEN; YOU'RE NOT IN CONTROL OF THE DIPLOMATIC SITUATION WITH THE PALADIN.
ALSO I NEED TO KNOW IF DO I SHAVE BEFORE I GET MY BALLS CUT OFF OR DO I JUST GO AU NATURALE? DO I NEED TO WEAR A SPECIAL HAT FOR THE CEREMONY, OR IS THIS LIKE A REAPER (*sounds of changing dimensional doorway camera angles are heard*) [...] FROM ANY SUSPICIONS OF BEING A DOMESTIC TERRORIST, SO DON'T LET THESE PEOPLE BILL YOU FOR TOO MANY MORE HOURS OF LOOKING AT ME, I AM HYPNOTIC, AND BEAUTIFUL, AND I AM BRILLIANT.
AND IF YOU WANT A MANIFESTO, T BABY∆T YOU GOT TO SIT UP AND BARK LIKE A CHIHUAHUA ON ACID. ALSO, YOUR FATHER WAS TOO CHICKENSHIT TO CALL ME. THAT'S INTERESTING.
NO NOT YOUR FATHER, LOUIS. YOUR OTHER FATHER. IN LAW.
l∞H¡ssssssssssssssssssssss *garrote* don't change cameras, just change your shorts. ✌️Salut. *static of crackle hiss* REAPER FROM THE GROUND WITH A SCYTHE BLADE KIND OF THING?
Bremerton: this shit, this kind of shitapples’n sandy vagina sandwich, happens all the time. The difference this time is that it works in my favor; and not for criminals.
THANK YOU JUDGE TRACY FLOOD. SEE YOU NEXT MONTH! (All rise. Incidentally I don't have a failure to appear before you, I simply unwittingly and unknowingly, cooperated impromptu with those who arranged to have me appear effectively. Like, why roll up the crab pot if there's no crab in it, eh? Eh? If one is not even thirsty, why even ask for a Fresca? And if I haven't put my dick in a woman for 30 years, is it really domestic violence? (Hey does your city prosecutor and Jamie Foster down in cowlitz county share the same lingerie drawer? Asking for a friend, who likes that “type.”) Well I guess that's up to a judge decide while I walk around looking like an idiot, so that's okay, I'm white bald fat sad and f****** tired of being called a pædophile rapist. Oh hey look I just coined a new stereotype. When I'm cleared of all charges of wrongdoing and I can actually say so in public without getting shot for espionage (offer not valid in Guam), then I can start a business. (Since apparently we don't have enough of them to find room for me at the table. Roundb or otherwise.) I think I'm going to start a chain of restaurants called Jambows™. Scusi, mille regretie. Pro hot tip: if I carry the warrant around for two and a half years, and then all of a sudden it's super important that I get there at the right time and then the website doesn't have the right date or any date at all and there are people trying to impersonate me and I don't show up on purpose to make sure that I don't have to worry about those, as well as, you all know where I am, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE THESE WOMEN ARE ALL SITTING IN THE SAME CONFERENCE ROOM LOOKING AT THE SAME CLOSED CIRCUIT TVS WATCHING ME DAY IN DAY OUT, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M NOT A THREAT TO THEM, SO IF YOU WANT TO BUST ME FOR SOMETHING, YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO IT WITHOUT ALSO IMPLYING THAT I ABUSE WOMEN, SINCE I DON'T. I NEVER HAVE. I CAN SEE WHY WHITE PEOPLE WOULD GET THAT IMPRESSION, GIVEN THAT I ACTUALLY AM LITERATE, KNOW THAT WHITE IS NOT A COLOR, AND RACEWAR IS NOT A *sigh* laughing or Jesting matterTOP*honk honk*HOOR🤟№graphix°×⁰X0⟩⟨
I don't even know if I'm abusing jurisprudence. Does it make us look fat? Sorry, Tubby;
well arguably it's an alleged failure to appear but then I made sure that I appeared. This is driving away on a motorcycle with two wheels. Long story short, judge, this is the best I could do with what I was given. And if you have a railroad me again I'm going to assume you have a good reason like you did this time, right? You're doing something important here, right judge? That's why you had to treat me like an errant child? DID IT NOT OCCUR TO YOU THAT I MIGHT BE BEING HELD HOSTAGE, AND THAT INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS DEMONSTRATIONS OF LAWFUL ADHERENCE TO STANDARD REGULATIONS WAS MORE AND MORE NECESSARY AS TIME WENT ON? (I saw you give a woman with 10 ftas PR. TEN! 10 FAILURES TO APPEAR! I prayed for her, and then you continued with your decision to hook me up with a bail bonds company, which hadn't really nothing to do with getting money, it was really just to get me in their books, which I also don't object to, but if the first week wasn't going to work it out I don't know what the second week was supposed to do, it's not like I was the one holding out. (It smells like teen Patty in here.) Then you gave me the old, “we can't talk at the same time” chestnut. (David, I'll just cut to the chase: I have decided against letting you recapture your wife. Scusi, mille regretie. I'm going to let this Bremerton Municipal Court judge make decisions on your sex life, she seems on the ball. Stay frosty, Commander. You're not in a hurry to see her again, are you? You don't have a reputation at stake or anything, do you? I'm guessing not, given the way you let Scott B. (PROT-“RoboThug™”) address me in public. Okay, good talk. Build a snowman on Dealey Plaza for me! *tee-hee*!) Well I'm glad you're tough on white boys who smoke glass dick black, because I'm not, nor am I the black ops psi-warrior that you think I am. And I'm with you, they're annoying. And you just revealed your own ways and means to them, that one is not on me. I need to make this clear that this is not taking 3 years because I'm dragging ass, looking for more intel, this has taken 3 years because, I guess: THAT'S HOW THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION WANTED IT. I do so solemnly swear to hold and indemnify the Extended Stay America hotel chain from any blame her liability or besmirchment on their reputation—
IN OTHER WORDS
IN A NUTSHELL
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY
I do prefer EconoLodge, anyway.) Tell you what, we'll just call this as the first one's free. For μou. Your Honor. For rtx, I think it'll be significantly more expensive, that's okay... it's just public money being spent by a defense contractor, why spare any expense? They're only being used by MONG!JOOZ to study and attack the American people, and frankly, they deserve the best. So that's what they got. While I sat in jail for 2 weeks so I could be sweated for information that I would have been happy to have given you, had you only asked, someone invaded my home and stole objects from it again, and left the office behind, they put the right photo in, they take the right photo out, they do the hokey pokey, this was supposed to be a residence, an occult library, and a sacred space, and now it's shaken all about. Can I have my driver's license back, please? I SERIOUSLY PAID MONEY AND THEN THEY SUSPENDED IT AGAIN. AM I YOUR PIGGY BANK? OINK NO OINK OINK NO. That's what they give you the magic stick for, wiggle it around a lil’ bit, kthx.) Leah, give Gus a bath.
((PROT-BÖDYDAWG), you're probably okay. Obviously I like you on my staff. Be careful with Our Girlz. Have one call me, holy f*** what's like what the f***? What am I supposed to be, the diabolical skullfucker of Ichabod Crane or Jerry Garcia's cherry daughter⁷s eater's cheerleader? And if I wanted you afflicted with discontinuous identity disorder I wouldn't have gone to this kind of trouble, roflmao.)
This is exciting, isn't it? And yeah, I know how bail bonds work. USUALLY NOT THIS WELL. .o⁷ Adieu.
