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Tones.
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Re: Tones. Seventeen tonnes and my bird ain't even way'ed
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2022, 06:34:45 PM »


Friends don't let friends succumb to the horrors of Dissociative Identity Disorder with affects of Satanick Ritual Abuse combined with complications stemming from unforseen consequences of unexpected interactions between: in/active psychokinetic shielding with/out Divine Shielding; the Mirror Magick component upgrade with New! New! NEW! KNEW Pan-Universal Pluggin' Fuckin' Prayin' 'Merican Style "FU BDE" & Pray Adaptive Implant Adapter Connection (Firewire 3.0 unsupported; COPYRIGHT APPLE COMPUTER 6,000 B.C. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED BY SATAN, LORD OF THE FLIGHTY FLYING FLIES AND THEIR MERKITTY TRAPEZE ARTIST "Autie 'Nigga' Autist Artist All-Is-One" [Appears courtesy of Frank Wreck Cords Of Wood In Lumber Dolby Mode ASCAP] no really, don't try Firewire versions 3.0 or higher, you will literally explode your hometown and hatchet men will go to your hometown and find your wife, fuck your dog, kick your sister's bitch momma, and water your plants with a mallard's piss (swan piss in AK/HI), SERIOUSLY, WE ARE APPLE, COME BITE ME TO THE CORE YOU LITTLE TIME CORPS WITCHLICH BIRCHSTICK BITCH, WE FUCKING MEAN IT, FIREWIRE 3.0 OR HIGHER NON-SUPPORTED {RealPlayer v2.24 only okay tho, cheers mates}; Lightning Eel/Fish Cable For Porpoises That Don't Connect So Good recommended, porpoise with a vaj not required, some ass embleming not recommended; Note, Peripherals By Mrs. Paul currently requires a mandatory $5000 per year protection racket scheme payment 5 YEARS UP FRONT, BITCH, THAT'S 25K SMACKEROONIES YOU OWE THE ARCHCRIMINAL, AND THAT'S "MISSUS ARCHCRIMINAL" TO YOU THERE, BUDDY, PONY UP THAT LETTUCE, DO IT NOW (Paypal ONLY, fuck your crypto kid; this is the real business world); Dairy Queen Snickers+ Oreotastic Blizzards; beef jerky meat sticks; and bringing the legit painstack and part-time funkstick... Damn Mrs. Damn "Missus" Paul and the K.U.C.Z.I.O.O., now available exclusively from The Kangaroo Man Outfitters, LTD. (All colours but Royal Purple available, no sizes but O.M.G.So.BIG left available.)

That's my brand, Baby. Sop it up with a biscuit when you get back from Lost & Found, hatch Chile--you are Right, where you are ritten.

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Do you know that you are largely ineffective with this, or is that the whole point of your schtick? I feel like your respiration hurts the world's children. Unconfirmed, but I'd look into it. You appear to have lost your weigh (Not My Chemist).


I'm gonna remind the whole besotted lot of all y'all, right here: ye were warned. I warned ye. And now, the consequences of suffering are... well, what are they then? I am sure I am not in possession of any such knowing, as I've never been so goddam stupid as to go up against The Powers That Be while Keyser Soze's Mother is holding on to record with the party line. How is that? What's that even beginning to even be like? Intense? Too intense? Too much too hot to handle without two tents? I ain't guilty, motherfucker-- I AM TEMPER, I AM TEMPERANCE--I AM THE LOSS OF DEATH IN TRANSLATION *click*

Re: Tones. Seventeen tonnes and my bird ain't even way'ed
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2022, 06:38:51 PM »
Friends don't let friends succumb to the horrors of Dissociative Identity Disorder with affects of Satanick Ritual Abuse combined with complications stemming from unforseen consequences of unexpected interactions between: in/active psychokinetic shielding with/out Divine Shielding; the Mirror Magick component upgrade with New! New! NEW! KNEW Pan-Universal Pluggin' Fuckin' Prayin' 'Merican Style "FU BDE" & Pray Adaptive Implant Adapter Connection (Firewire 3.0 unsupported; COPYRIGHT APPLE COMPUTER 6,000 B.C. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED BY SATAN, LORD OF THE FLIGHTY FLYING FLIES AND THEIR MERKITTY TRAPEZE ARTIST "Autie 'Nigga' Autist Artist All-Is-One" [Appears courtesy of Frank Wreck Cords Of Wood In Lumber Dolby Mode ASCAP] no really, don't try Firewire versions 3.0 or higher, you will literally explode your hometown and hatchet men will go to your hometown and find your wife, fuck your dog, kick your sister's bitch momma, and water your plants with a mallard's piss (swan piss in AK/HI), SERIOUSLY, WE ARE APPLE, COME BITE ME TO THE CORE YOU LITTLE TIME CORPS WITCHLICH BIRCHSTICK BITCH, WE FUCKING MEAN IT, FIREWIRE 3.0 OR HIGHER NON-SUPPORTED {RealPlayer v2.24 only okay tho, cheers mates}; Lightning Eel/Fish Cable For Porpoises That Don't Connect So Good recommended, porpoise with a vaj not required, some ass embleming not recommended; Note, Peripherals By Mrs. Paul currently requires a mandatory $5000 per year protection racket scheme payment 5 YEARS UP FRONT, BITCH, THAT'S 25K SMACKEROONIES YOU OWE THE ARCHCRIMINAL, AND THAT'S "MISSUS ARCHCRIMINAL" TO YOU THERE, BUDDY, PONY UP THAT LETTUCE, DO IT NOW (Paypal ONLY, fuck your crypto kid; this is the real business world); Dairy Queen Snickers+ Oreotastic Blizzards; beef jerky meat sticks; and bringing the legit painstack and part-time funkstick... Damn Mrs. Damn "Missus" Paul and the K.U.C.Z.I.O.O., now available exclusively from The Kangaroo Man Outfitters, LTD. (All colours but Royal Purple available, no sizes but O.M.G.So.BIG left available.)

That's my brand, Baby. Sop it up with a biscuit when you get back from Lost & Found, hatch Chile--you are Right, where you are ritten.

Do you know that you are largely ineffective with this, or is that the whole point of your schtick? I feel like your respiration hurts the world's children. Unconfirmed, but I'd look into it. You appear to have lost your weigh (Not My Chemist).


I'm gonna remind the whole besotted lot of all y'all, right here: ye were warned. I warned ye. And now, the consequences of suffering are... well, what are they then? I am sure I am not in possession of any such knowing, as I've never been so goddam stupid as to go up against The Powers That Be while Keyser Soze's Mother is holding on to record with the party line. How is that? What's that even beginning to even be like? Intense? Too intense? Too much too hot to handle without two tents? I ain't guilty, motherfucker-- I AM TEMPER, I AM TEMPERANCE--I AM THE LOSS OF DEATH IN TRANSLATION *click*

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume you don’t write birthday cards.🥷

Re: Tones. Seventeen tonnes and my bird ain't even way'ed
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2022, 07:51:07 PM »
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and assume you don’t write birthday cards.🥷

When I get done tattooing the Hallmark logo on my cock next to my mother's initials, I'll make sure you get the first one. (She never really liked Hallmark that much, but I'm suspecting The Branding is really going to make a difference for her, especially down at The ArchLich Lodge. I hear the Wall of Fame in the ladies’ room is unmissible; even when standing up, should a Dame or a Lady or a Tramp or a goddam Irish fuckin’ Setter ever be of a mind to do so.) What day was your birthday again? Oh, yeah! Yesterday, right? Well, happy fucking cop goblin cock gobblin’ birthday to (You). Pick yourself some flowers on your way down to the fish market (again? whore.), and try the gutter on the left this time. Mix it up a little. Spice things Royal with Gange.

Re: Tones. Seventeen tonnes and my bird ain't even way'ed
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2022, 08:10:35 PM »
When I get done tattooing the Hallmark logo on my cock next to my mother's initials, I'll make sure you get the first one.

I'm pretty sure your penis lacks the surface area required for this.

a goddam Irish fuckin’ Setter ever be of a mind to do so.)