Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.

[Asuka Langley]

Jones seems to be moving away from living fossils!

Jones and Chen

Oh lawd Lauren Chen went on infowars? I would go watch it on youtube but.... yeah

[Brother OJ]

Alex is starting to look vaguely Asian

[pate]

[Master Trollda]

Thought I that the cake was a lie but it turns out it’s shampoo. The name should have been a dead giveaway.

[Walks_At_Night]

I saw a picture of something called a "mankini" posted on GLP the other day.  Not the Borat style double strapper but rather a wrap around singleton.  It hugged the scrotum tightly and wraps around. The question is what the hell anchors it? From an Engineering perspective, everything I can come up with is an abomination. 

[K_Dubb]

I saw a picture of something called a "mankini" posted on GLP the other day.  Not the Borat style double strapper but rather a wrap around singleton.  It hugged the scrotum tightly and wraps around. The question is what the hell anchors it? From an Engineering perspective, everything I can come up with is an abomination.

Stretchy, between the legs and over one shoulder, like what I have seen?  The tension alone would (mostly) keep it on, I would think, but you would have to mind your posture or I have a hunch the natural line between shoulder and taint would not always lend itself to modesty.  I will experiment with some exercise bands I have laying around and report on my findings.

[Walks_At_Night]

Stretchy, between the legs and over one shoulder, like what I have seen?  The tension alone would (mostly) keep it on, I would think, but you would have to mind your posture or I have a hunch the natural line between shoulder and taint would not always lend itself to modesty.  I will experiment with some exercise bands I have laying around and report on my findings.

No shoulder involved.  Just looped from the nutsack, around the hip and into the abyss.   I'd post a picture but......  Well. It's not appropriate.

[Master Trollda]

No shoulder involved.  Just looped from the nutsack, around the hip and into the abyss.   I'd post a picture but......  Well. It's not appropriate.

https://www.shinesty.com/collections/guys-boxers

Heh heh...Ball Hamock.

[Walks_At_Night]

https://www.shinesty.com/collections/guys-boxers

Heh heh...Ball Hamock.

Ha! Just in case one needs that little extra.

[K_Dubb]

No shoulder involved.  Just looped from the nutsack, around the hip and into the abyss.   I'd post a picture but......  Well. It's not appropriate.

Oh THOSE hahaha well if you can imagine tying a string snug around your hip joint, forcing it over one buttcheek and then shoving your junk underneath it in a little baggie, that's more or less the principle.  Of course these parts must be discrete and not melded into one amorphous mass of blubber for it to work, i. e. you need a waist, a butt, and minimal fupa.

[Walks_At_Night]

Oh THOSE hahaha well if you can imagine tying a string snug around your hip joint, forcing it over one buttcheek and then shoving your junk underneath it in a little baggie, that's more or less the principle.  Of course these parts must be discrete and not melded into one amorphous mass of blubber for it to work, i. e. you need a waist, a butt, and minimal fupa.

Ok. Basically a nard tourniquet around one leg. Whew. The other possibility was some sort of rectal anchor point.   

[K_Dubb]

Coincidentally I was being offered ads for the brokini yesterday, that seems to be the new thing.  Though I am sure circus strongmen used to parade around in leopard-print versions in the middle of the last century.

[Walks_At_Night]

^^^ A nice classic look. 

[K_Dubb]

Ok. Basically a nard tourniquet around one leg. Whew. The other possibility was some sort of rectal anchor point.

There are some designs that have you shove your business end through a hole into the little baggie (aka a sock) at which point straps and ties are superfluous and you just can't bend over.

[WOTR]

There are some designs that have you shove your business end through a hole into the little baggie (aka a sock) at which point straps and ties are superfluous and you just can't bend over.

Is this really a thing that is worn in public? I can see wearing it at the "resorts" in Palm Springs. But outside of that, I cannot image them to be popular beach wear or something to wear to the water parks to go down a slide (albeit, some of the slides can cause stand issue swimwear to resemble the described garment.)