Author Topic: Arbitrary, idiotic things on your mind. Post 'em.  (Read 1020138 times)

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« Reply #1260 on: April 06, 2022, 04:49:56 AM »
Is this my cue to virtue signal



, you egomaniacal wanker. 

-Get a(h) Life-

Bored now. 🌚


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« Reply #1261 on: April 06, 2022, 04:52:23 AM »
No time to backpedal



I don't need pedals. Maybe flower petals. I am a pansy.

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« Reply #1262 on: April 06, 2022, 05:04:50 AM »
You specified staying ‘fresh.’ It would have been rude not to kick down and deliver.

OH of course. Well that is quite funny, not rude.

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« Reply #1263 on: April 06, 2022, 05:14:46 AM »
Well that is quite funny, not rude.

This one shows promise. Reschedule the clitorectomy.

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« Reply #1264 on: April 07, 2022, 12:35:04 AM »

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« Reply #1265 on: April 07, 2022, 06:52:05 AM »
Andy Dick beaten to a bloody pulp in Las Vegas!

How many times has this happened now? Didn't Jon Lovitz beat him to a pulp once?

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« Reply #1266 on: April 07, 2022, 06:54:56 AM »
Andy Dick beaten to a bloody pulp in Las Vegas!

Can I have his dope?


How many times has this happened now? Didn't Jon Lovitz beat him to a pulp once?

Literally my first thought was, "Again?" And then I thought, I bet he has a hell of a stash that's just going to waste. See above

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« Reply #1267 on: April 07, 2022, 08:34:01 AM »

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« Reply #1268 on: April 09, 2022, 06:11:02 AM »
what is its function (other than to collect dust)?






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« Reply #1269 on: April 09, 2022, 06:14:22 AM »


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« Reply #1271 on: April 09, 2022, 07:40:51 PM »
Today I petted a two month old piglet, played tug-o-war with a giant pitbull and got a kiss on the cheek from a big furry alpaca.

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« Reply #1272 on: April 10, 2022, 09:27:00 AM »

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« Reply #1273 on: April 10, 2022, 01:09:40 PM »
where did all the white underwear go?