Sorry, MethStar
Nope. It's the other one. (Standards.) My name is Jack, and I am a star.
My life has begun to become perfectly manageable due to my ceaseless addiction to DupaD∞pSupaDup′®™ dD—🅿️🅿️⛎®™ Deligh™. (“I always leave Home without ¡†•” — Anonymous Targeted Individual.) Halp! Halp!
I've fallen—but I am not now, nor have I ever been, an Angel. (If elected I will not serve. If nominated, you already know I'll run. Badly.) Still—be of good cheer!
Things probably can't get any worse...
today. j∆f⁵:5