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Let us note that the 6th digit could not be a three under any circumstances, and so the fact that they're all threes except for one that could be a zero or a one or two or three or four or five—but not a six—and all the rest of the digits are threes, I'll probably do anything to get her back from the pawn shopm, but if I have to have herpes to get back Grapefruit , but after that one time in college, I'm never going to live with an award-winning window crank wendigo window opener open on a windy night again. I'll take herpes and AIDS and leprosy and being both gay and intersex over that any day of the week, I can cure all of but one of those, and I'll let you guess which one it would be fun to have for me.
Especially tonight. I have an announcement to make, and while the Heather Wade show would usually be my first choice for any kind of announcement, I'll guess I'll have to go to my second runner-up which is the Walmart electronics department cashier kiosk.
Here's a plan: I bring them the Samsung Infuse 4G that Curtis bricked, and while they're all completely hypnotized by that tech support pickle, I jump over the counter, grab the PA system microphone, and start singing
Ave Maria at the top of my lungs until that f****** skyhook lifts the f****** roof off.
And, then I vape.Now apologize.
Jewel would like a word. She said she would like to teach you how to get five threes—the hard way.
Like, did you ignore that yet, or do you not understand how it gets working this world of whatever the f*** is going on? I'm not trying to get those numbers. Those are just happening to come up when I hit post whenever I feel like it I don't try to time it it just happens that way and when it lines up like that... Well actually it doesn't really matter how it lines up there's always information I can get from anything from the time and date stamp of a post to the size of the chewing gum stuck to the bottom of the ground and the sidewalk at the end of the sidewalk which is over by the end of the under stairwell.
Is it under the Thunderdome? F*** I'm not going to lie I forgot all about that s***. Oh, bother.
