I'm high on drugs, and I feel so good

[AZZERAE]

Oh, I deliver.

[Worthauger]

DRUG TALK.

2 hits ain't doin' it no more.

I guess I gotta take 3.

BANG!

Selfish.

[Worthauger]

Oh, I deliver.

Get to work. I have to stave off my upcoming thoughts of suicide.

a-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo-bloo

[Robert Mugabe]

Assume I can drop both at any given time.

Including your trousers, if you're strapped for cash.

[Worthauger]

if you're strapped for cash.

That's the other one.

[Jackstar]

Hey, remember a couple years ago when I was really blasted? Yeah, I did those lawfully too. It is tricky, but the increase in self-satisfying, pure pleasure satisfaction is absolutely worth it.

Kids today and their thunderous ignorance of actual modern law theory. Adorable. And, why would someone doing illegal drugs, mock others for doing illegal drugs? Is it a security system? Is it mirror magick? Is it tea for two, or two for tea? Rainier beer is not gonna be called for.


Now, in the meantime, shut the fuck up and get on Zoom, Wanker. Oh, wait, it's a weekend night, right? Oh yeah, you're busy. Makes sense.

I'll call someone else. Like my neighbor. True story: I sent him 5 SMS at 12:45 one morning, and he's instantly all, "STOP TEXTING OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE" and I was like, "whoa, settle down there Ralph Nader," and I think I gave him a PTSD flashback, and those suck, so I texted him on blast for another 55 minutes while I administered The Cure. He already was the police (duh) and he only called me once--police tend to only ever do, it's a glitch in the reflecting firepool code--and it seemed to go well, but honestly, he never has seemed the same while pretending to not be a snooty douchebag ever since.

Also he's been dead for 4 days. Or 3. Anyway, I asked him for permission to fly my drone over his property, not just to be a smarmy & bitchy little bastard, but... the wires that he is using to steal power form Grapefruit's casino are kinda worry some. Have you ever flown your FPV camera drone past a heavy electrical wire? I barely noticed the fucking thing. It would probably cut Zorro in half. HALF!



Now. Anyone else wanna whine? I think I've made my point clear now. I'm tired of discrimination, censorship, long-form talk therapy without heavy frottage, and people who think that I am subject to the jurisdiction of your Puny Earth law. I already -know- that I am, duh, I consented to that when I chose to incarnate here, yeah? What, did you think I forgot?

In other news, the War in Heaven: Part Deux is about to enter an exciting new phase, where after everyone remembers what knitting needles look like, someone else remembers the last needledick they saw. Now, attend Me, Class: were you not warned of this?

More after the break. And I swear to God if I have to keep doing this, I want a flying Tesla. It can be a frisbee. It can't be a Tse-tse fly, though.


I sent them all to light up the mother. Seriously, what a bitch. Is she gonna get a merit badge if she busts one more homeless teenager with a pot seed in his sock? Yeah, probably. Well, more power to her: and I need more mirror calibrations going on anyway. It's hard to find time for those these days.


Although having to barricade yourself in a motel room bathroom while someone attacks you with a microphone stand, causing genuine life's peril concern, well, that's a good place to take a lesson in focusing, sure.

[Master Trollda]

The word of the day is omphaloskepsis, meaning contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation.

[pate]

I can only take donations right now.

Here you go:



As you were, !

[Jackstar]

Here you go:

Transmuted. You're welcome.

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/clif_high/status/1505163069030223875


Instructions To An Insomniac:

#1) Stop lying.
#2) Get fucked.


Uh-oh, I hear sirens. Sorry Meryl—I gotta goose.

[Asuka Langley]

Top fuel funny car's A drug for me

[Jackstar]

I'm standing at a crossroads in a one horse town about 11 miles west of bumfuck, I got out to get my mail, and then I got so stoned, I'm not safe to drive for the next 10 to 12 minutes. At least.

The rewards of discipline are manifest. Oh, by the way, Pillhound, I got something you might be interested in: fresh intel.

Fuck! What was it again? I'm asking cuz I stopped to go back to proofread and then while I was editing my post for grammar and punctuation I forgot what I was going to tell you

Oops my bad

[Jackstar]

I got so stoned, I'm not safe to drive for the next 10 to 12 minutes. At least.

The last 5 minutes have gone by like an hour. Or something. Whatever.

[Jackstar]

By the way, I'm getting pretty tired of the negative "down on" talk, mostly regards to "drugs," which I am also tired of both in name and in make-up. Also, people thinking they know what I am doing without asking.

#1) I am making some people jelly, but doing things correct and authorized. Maybe they should think about that? #2) Somebody loves me and can't figure all this out. #3) I (blanked) four (blanks) when I did what I did, and as a result, our world is safer. But, I had to do (blank) to do it. So, exactly how is it wrong to (blank)? Now, while you read that and I go to sleep, some asshole is going to (blank) my (blank).


He's probably going to use a needledick, but those aren't great either. Meanwhile, someone doesn't love me anymore, and I'm going to sleep. I hope it's Grapefruit not loving me anymore, given that, she broke every single promise to me she ever made, and, then some. But that's okay. She's special. PORTAL. I don't know why she wanted to make me hate everything but she did. So I sent her to OK.

which doesn't sound like meth mouth to me, I am actually on my one last more for that. By that I mean, if I hear someone ragging on that again, I will point out that they are using Bitch Mike Gate Logic, and they're probably doing it wrong. I don't like it in the mouth. Well, the Queen did, Anyway, when people figure out that I don't like being stereotyped and raped, I don't know who they'll ask for a knife. Someone eating ice cream, I expect. Oh, I know who it is. For now. they'll change so I don't start to like them too much.

p.s.: sudden intuitive flash reveals to me that some of you do in fact prefer (blank) to (the-other-blank), and I suddenly became aware, that's what was used as a lure. Maybe. Not mouth. Definitely. I am very weary of being always hurt, always in pain. And that's just from the divorce pre-show proceedings. I don't want to see them I don't even want to be divorced. I guess someone is demanding the full package, though. Well, tell them to forget it, I'm keeping Grapefruits Alpha & Prime. I love them. Bring them to me now. Oh, wait, I can just walk. Now, how's this for meth mouth? I think it's a code phrase. I don't know what the fuck but I have been dissed for the last time. The great likelihood is that I have had enough. (I don't even like to get high.) I really don't. And... I really only used it about five times. Most people our age are more up there. I don't know ***** right now. She gave up on all kinds of stuff, and if you enjoy this mindless crap too, so much the better. Fuck you, ******.

The Court may have given me too much free time to get my study on.

[WORTHAUGERa]

The Court may have given me too much free time to get my study on.

In 4 months the goal is to distilled speech down to a well-organized and coherently readable structure while high as balls so that number one the species useful number two people stop being smart me little discounts and number three I get some practice in.

4 months is a long time. If I had somewhere to go, I would go there but there's nowhere to go and I can't really leave the state and if I can't leave the state why bother going anywhere? I don't know of anyone looking for me or where to go to find anybody so the question is do I dig deep into the Rolodex or do I find new people? Stay with me here: if I start hooking up with new people; I'm gone. Not off planet, well actually maybe and not off grid, but actually maybe and not off of any kind of good thing but yeah maybe actually I might just take a hard turn right and say fuck you. Since it's been done to me, and there's nothing left stopping me, it's something to considered because such opportunities don't appear until it decide that that's possibility and right now the only thing keeping me around is looking forward to see Grapefruit's face when I tell her to (blank) the (blank) (blank) (blank) glass. I really have no plans or destination to go see your mind and it's still a 500 ft distance but one day I'll be happy to explain to her a couple things but there's no real rush for that I don't want to accelerate that process and if she takes her a long time to find me so much the better I have no desire to teach her things or explain things to her or warn her about oncoming missiles... She and I are doing our own things. Well I know what I'm doing I can't speak for her she might be dead. She's probably not dead. I'll be surprised if she died and nobody gave me a call, but maybe that she died recently and we should check with the coroner? Well since she's immortal is really not much point in that but she might be hiding out down there, and then she may or not be concerning yourself with the current calendar, probably not, she doesn't really need to. She doesn't need to be aware that she has done some adjustments to calendar that other people did not and then that may be something she has to look into later that's not my area to say.

I don't know where she is I don't know how to find her don't care fire don't want to contact her don't need to contact her don't believe she needs to contact me and she's been fine on her own before so I don't even need to know why this is even a thing.

I guess she wants to come back? Well I guess somebody else can intercept that and take care of it. Doesn't she have a Dommander? Fucker? Don't you have a Skywalker? I distinctly remember a whole bunch of people flipping around helping this woman, And that's what they should probably go do.

And me while I plan to continue enhancing my talents. I'm not going to lie I like the sound of working with grapefruit but I would need a court order for permission slip and the wherewithal to keep from punching her square in the jaw cuz that's what she does I can tell you some stories I'm not really going to do that I'm not a real but I suspect she'd love to get punched in the jar right now because she's kind of a pain addict and then she probably feels like she deserves it and then that would be some sort of human contact that she might get from me she's got available I don't know exactly what anything I might have her but I know I don't care. And I know that I have no idea where she is and no way to find out, I know the cops know that for sure they're probably laughing her too no one cares where she is. She had a chance for us to Care where she was she going to turn down location sharing when she left that voicemail she could have done a bunch of stuff and now I'm sure somebody actually cares but in my case I I would rather buy some tequila and get some away I actually own a guy there is this there was there is this gentleman he offered me tequila once once this was 1990 yeah 1990 and I took a bit too much of a sip and I knew I would get him back one day because and he was kind of pissy about it like I mean he's like a big coke bottle or Coke glass and I drank about half of it when he wasn't looking I guess he was distracted by some and he was like whoa and I could tell he was looking at me he was like yeah I have not forgotten that tequila in fact I didn't remember it the first time I got a first bottle myself I'm not going to get a tequila that's cute I can wait and you notice that name to kill you tequila tequila you know I might have something to do with the cultural differences cultural distinctions anyway I got this message from this guy and I don't think there's any problem I don't and I got this message well I got this message and I sent a message back and it just like blanked like like faded and I realized it's cuz this this other guy he's coming blocked he's afraid of me on Facebook do anything untoward I wanted to be the right amount of toward and I may have I may have made him shit his pants for maybe I don't think I don't I don't want to post but he is blocking me now and they are spicy enough that I'm not going to read them out loud and I'm not mad like what would I like legit what would I be mad about I don't answer that but I don't have any reason to do anything or anything and I thought I'd just check in and find out that you're blocking me that's cool you know that's flattery and maybe I'll get more of those messages and then hopefully you're not too offended by what I said I don't think I didn't mean to insult you or nothing I didn't mean to cause you any troubles or make you know chill of the goose walking over your grave or something did not mean to do any of that stuff and you know if you don't want to talk about that's fine too it's we can talk about it some other time in the future far-flung or or tomorrow I was hoping to get some sort of a calmer dialogue going a little more chill not Netflix can chill but maybe just a little bit of chill but you seem like a little not chill.


And, I can understand what that's like my man. More after the break