I’m not the Punyling. You’re the Punyling. You’ve always been the Punyling.
No, I'm the Apostolic envoy needing an Ambassadors' chop on some duly authorized thingy or another. Like, for real, I'm not obsessed with anything. This just showed up like an hour ago.
I don't think acting on the side of negative-centric A.I. is a good look for you. You're better than this.