Greatest Country Songs Ever

[pate]

[Master Trollda]

[Jackstar]

You two have chemistry. There's no denying that. and for the last six months, I have been just sitting alone by myself and will continue to do so, in the house we all could have shared, and i will now stop writing to you, and continue to slowly die every day.

But, at least I know -why-. Thanks. You didn't have to say a word, either. Wasn't that nice? I know how you liked not saying a word about it before, so that probably hasn't changed.

[Master Trollda]

[WORTHAUGERa]

I can't play this.

[Master Trollda]

Spam.

[Jackstar]

Spam.

You are very salty today. Let's chat. I have time, you have ignorance... What? You're busy?

[Master Trollda]

You are very salty today. Let's chat. I have time, you have ignorance... What? You're busy?

Go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw you fucking hack spammer.

[Jackstar]

Go fuck yourself with a rusty chainsaw you fucking hack spammer.

What is it within you, that hurts so badly, that you gotta lash out like this in a vainglorious, desperate attempt to feel better?

I have so much good fucking news and you choose such brutal imagery. "Spammer." Yeah sure okay lieutenant

[Master Trollda]

What is it within you, that hurts so badly, that you gotta lash out like this in a vainglorious, desperate attempt to feel better?

I have so much good fucking news and you choose such brutal imagery. "Spammer." Yeah sure okay lieutenant

I just miss the old Jackstar, the entertaining and informative troll from Bellgab, not what you’ve become after that woman ruined you.

[Jackstar]

that woman ruined you.

Leigh has given me more Eldritch power than you can possibly imagine. Truth.

[Jackstar]

the old Jackstar, the entertaining and informative troll

I reject your assertion. Maybe you should start fresh, and look at how entertained you are as I beat the demon out of you. **5MAK**

[Master Trollda]

I reject your assertion. Maybe you should start fresh, and look at how entertained you are as I beat the demon out of you. **5MAK**

I reject your rejection.

[Jackstar]

I reject your rejection.

*offers you a lid* I have a rejection barrel prepared for you, Sire|S/her. Look at the fun we could be having. They don't tell you how easy it is to remove and reprogram your own engrams with my DNA codekeysequences. We've talked about this. We could knead dough! A thumb-war! I could wash your hair!

So many options and those half-tard fuckmonkey rejects deliberately narrowed your field of visible expression. Any doubts?

[pate]