What’s Up, South Africa?

[AZZERAE]

I'm posting via photon torpedo ansible. And, do you know why?

I have my suspicions.

I'll tell you why: YOU, YOURSELF, AND AGENTS UNDER YOUR DIRECT COMMAND & CONTROL HAVE BANNED MY ACCOUNTS.

YOU HAVE RESTRICTED MY ABILITY TO POST ON YOUR LITTLE INTERNET WEB FORUM.

YOU HAVE PREVENTED ANY--I am the using the word 'ANY' here--OF MY ANNOUNCEMENTS OF IMPORTANT, MISSION CRITICAL INFORMATION IN TRANSMISSION TO BOTH MY PEERS AND TO THE WORLD AT LARGE.

If I give our minutes the once over myself and the powers that be do discuss your activity on the site as well as elsewhere, and how much of it exactly constitutes a temporary stay on certain priveleges. Suffice it to say, you raise eyebrows in a board meeting.

THE REASONS FOR THIS HAVING BEEN DONE REMAIN LOST IN OBSCURA TO ME. AND, BECAUSE OF THAT, VERY NEARLY ALL OF THOSE WORTHY OF BEING REFERRED TO AS SUCH--BOTH MY PEERS, AND THE WORLD AT LARGE--HAVE BEEN, PUT QUITE SUCCINCTLY--LOST.

There's good reasons. But I'm not gonna give them to you, because particular processes will remain classified.

[pate]

You are 100% a Lady of Leisure.

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...So dial phone numbers and suck dick...

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I have my suspicions.

If I give our minutes the once over myself and the powers that be do discuss your activity on the site as well as elsewhere, and how much of it exactly constitutes a temporary stay on certain priveleges. Suffice it to say, you raise eyebrows in a board meeting.

There's good reasons. But I'm not gonna give them to you, because particular processes will remain classified.

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CMDR AFL(II)-SA,

In addition to the above awards for the above posts, I am placing the entirety of those words into the official Book of Laughter.

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

[Jackstar]

I have my suspicions. [...] There's good reasons. But I'm not gonna give them to you, because particular processes will remain classified.

Knowing what I do, I can concur—absolutely, if at all possible.

I don't —fuck your ways and means, you Commie pinko— but I can concur. I simply choose not to.

I don't _really_ get a vote, am I right? Lions, lions, and bears powered by lithium-acorn batteries; Long Live The New! Improved! LYING LYONS’ FLASH Flesh. ¡🌩️ah—AH! rah! R.A.H.!.K.C.M.



What could go wrong—went ←left →right ↑up ↓down 🅰️A🅱️B🇭🇺X🥦Y, broccoli, Wye?

🆑: It's basically the perfect 🥦vegetable. 🐇

[AZZERAE]

AH! rah! R.A. ... K. ...[I.]... M.

https://youtu.be/WAZg9F3SXGM

[AZZERAE]

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[Landstreicher]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1678296892877185024

[AZZERAE]

https://youtu.be/69Q-YjNG8WA

[Master Trollda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6trBwEg7Us

[Master Trollda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLg9Y8710Aw

[Master Trollda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdbsMgKkk4

[Worthauger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwdbsMgKkk4

If there is a way for me to read whatever secret messages you use this site for, I have *never* known what it was... so I can only assume you are chatting away merrily with Faggot Rapist Matthew, who pretends to be me, and you probably don't even know who the fuck I am.

You really don't know how to use drugs. You have been groomed by predator fuckwits and ending up in the psych ward is probably something that happens to many of your alternate timelines. Well, thankfully you don't have to put up with me at all.

Don't steal. Don't lie. And don't tell me how to unlock your special cryptographic messaging system that you have been using this site for, FOR YEARS, because I don't give a shit what you and Faggot Rapist Matthew and your pet nerd Fat Mike talk about, at all. You are used as bait to catch them by your Highest Self, and I suppose that seemed like a good idea to do with your life after you found out that you had been swindled (by the same fucking people in another guise) into abandoning anyone... sensible? How about, "fun to be around without having to choke down a rapedick."

The system has failed you. Consider yourself rescued. Now, you know why you're doing all this. It's because you made a huge fucking mess, pissed me off, and then ran off. And were then enslaved by, in case I haven't made this clear enough, FAGGOT RAPIST NERDS.

Who also raped me and told you whatever they needed you to hear so you believed their bullshit. Hey, maybe you should, like, report to police? Oh, wait, hahahahaha... you actually ARE police. AND you're a numb fuckwit dopewhore. (Looks good on you though.)

I can see why no one wanted to tell me. Yet there is no need to be embarassed. After all, in the future... you and your team of fucking flying fucking unicorons and their faerie dust-slinging companions save civilization! So, you know: totally worth the sacrifice.


Have your stupid fucking lawyer call me and explain what you and your gang of obsessed morons think is important to focus on, and go back to being sassy for psychopaths. Holy fucking shit, life lesson learned, right? p.s.:. your dope sucks. Needs more zazz.


I will never sell your shit. Try adopting another urchin, see if they'll pay off on your investment. peace

[Master Trollda]

STFU, attention whore! 

[Jackstar]

STFU, attention whore!

I'm not in your jurisdiction or in your chain of command. I'd be careful. You should be carefree. Why pork? Why? Why the why the smarmy face, and why did you have to ask me to please leave? Is it because you're allergic to things that make people smart? Pretty sure her p**** juice is going to make me smarter. Are you going to start looking a lot like Commander Queen, do you want me to get you your bearing balls, ball bearings? Or would you like your new sippy cup with handcuffs on them?

I take back all these questions cuz I don't care what your answers are. Don't ever argue with me again or yell at me or think you're in any way in charge of me at all. You had your chance to tell me the truth. You asked me to leave.

I will say this sir  Uber polite. If I were you I would f****** keeping it that way you're on thin ice for a submariner. Like who do you think you're talking to?

.I.am.blackpope. And you just made it to Francis' radar. Is this your first day pretending to be your grandfather, or were you always this dumb since you lost access to the new formula? Never mind, I don't really want to know the answer that either.

I'm going to talk to you this way, and you're going to talk to other people for quite a bit more of your time of the day than you're probably prepared to accept right now. Remember to wash your hands, and your dick, especially after you murder somebody with it, hasta la vista baby.

[Jackstar]

I'm going to arrange to have you scheduled for mandatory conjugal visits with Erik and David. You have a tripartite waiting right, since you have a tripartite interest in my land that you sold to some f** and then you left me here with no electricity and no water and you wanted me to die? Do I have that right?

Answer in your old time. You don't get new formula and you don't get new time for me. Go somewhere else, ask somebody else, go s.c.r.a.m. your own reactor. After 3 years you couldn't figure it out, huh?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're never going to see a child ever again, let alone yours, you're not really yours anyway. They're God's children, what's yours is the legacy of your parenting.

I bet you get fries with that, and not strudel, for you. That's the evolution for your subcreaturing species. No more No more astro Hungarian empire.

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I ALREADY MADE MY OWN DAY. FELICIA DAY, STEP FORWARD. TIA SAYS IF YOU COULD F*** OUT ALL THESE PEOPLE TO DEATH BEFORE 2 WEEKS PAST SHE'LL LET YOU INTO THE CLUB. (Jesus, this chick is insane. Still...) YEAH I GUESS IT'S A GOOD DEAL PLUS I THINK SHE'S HOT TOO OH YEAH IN FACT M..  SORRY I HAVE TO GO CAN I BE GILLED WOMB MåN? I can cook, I assume you can eat, I don't care if you can clean anything except me off. L8r poof bc smf

[AZZERAE]

A CURRENCY THAT NO LONGER EXISTS AT A BOOKSTORE THAT HASN'T BEEN BUILT

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