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A Day in the Life
« on: November 30, 2021, 12:26:15 PM »
Giant stinking rats invaded my front yard and chewed the hell out of my old Impala. The manifold hose was gutted. They even gnawed right through the battery. I woke up this morning hoping it was all a dream. Then I remembered the invoice for $500 in the trash. This is WAR.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2021, 07:58:10 PM »
I have a relative that is an exterminator, rats are particularly pernicious:  let me know if you want some pro-tips.


Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2021, 04:34:43 AM »
I have a relative that is an exterminator, rats are particularly pernicious:  let me know if you want some pro-tips.



Peppermint oil sprayed like a flame thrower. Done. I am still waiting for my ultra sonic rat blaster. Scotty Kilmer recommends such. Those buggers just eat my plaster of paris mix like candy. Never a one has been caught in a Victor trap.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2021, 10:52:35 PM »
Peppermint oil sprayed like a flame thrower. Done. I am still waiting for my ultra sonic rat blaster. Scotty Kilmer recommends such. Those buggers just eat my plaster of paris mix like candy. Never a one has been caught in a Victor trap.

Rats are diabolically more intelligent than mice which is why your Victor trap did not work.  They are excellent at managing to steal the bait from traps without setting them off.  My exterminator brother recommends that you "think like a rat" when setting these things up, essentially you are trying to force the rat to touch the trigger mechanism either by strategic placement of the trap OR by placing objects around the trap that will force the rat to do so.  Still they are notoriously intelligent and are very wary about "new" situations, especially if you are hunting a particular one that has narrowly escaped previous efforts.

I do not know that Peppermint Oil is effective as a deterrent with rats, it certainly cannot hurt as it is non-toxic etc.  Rats are similar humans in dietary tastes:  FATS, PROTEINS and SUGARS rule their world, also they need SALT.  A good maple-smoked bacon will hit all four targets for the average rat.  They also have a fondness for starches which are merely complex SUGARS anyway, slightly fried potatoes might seem like a nice treat...

Yours are outdoor, I assume?  Do be careful with the use of poison in that situation:  you may miss the mark and kill the neighbor's dog/cat instead.  In this case you need to figure out what the immediate food source is (I promise it is not your Impala, that is just a tasty extra treat for tooth-sharpening:  Rodentia teeth keep growing if they don't regularly chew something to wear them down).

Also, are you absolutely CERTAIN it is rats?  Squirrels and mice are also known culprits for chewing on wires and such inside vehicles.  If there is a cache of acorns somewhere in there it is more likely a Tree-Rat than the nasty Ground-Rat.  Check droppings;  mice vs rat are easy to identify:



If you are in a non-urban environment, have a spotlight and .22 scoped rifle:  a night-time Rat Hunt can be tolerable provided you have a porch or something nearby and ready supply of beverages.  You will want to bait the killing field, and likely your first hunt will be quite productive given that you are a good shot.

Don't flip the spotlight on and off, just leave it on and wait... your rats will magically appear eventually to feast on your very expensive bacon bait stations.

You might start preparing your victims for slaughter a few days in advance:  set up feeding stations in spots conspicuous from your front/back-porch "blind."

A highly accurate scoped .22 caliber air rifle is better than gun-powder as it less likely to spook the rats.

If you are lucky you will get to see rat cannibalization, which is common!  ~HAH!

Your other option is to discover where they are nesting and eliminate them there.  I believe rat urine fluoresces under UV light (you might have to buy a chemical spray) and they sort of dribble urine constantly so the trail is easy to follow, and may also yield insight as to what they are eating besides your Impala.

That is your ultimate goal:  discover what the FOOD SOURCE is that attracted them in the first place and eliminate that.  Once that is done the rats will go elsewhere for their food, which is hopefully not a nearby neighbor's house or worse your house...


Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2021, 11:38:23 PM »
Still they are notoriously intelligent and are very wary about "new" situations, especially if you are hunting a particular one that has narrowly escaped previous efforts.

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Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2021, 11:46:53 PM »
Giant stinking rats invaded my front yard and chewed the hell out of my old Impala. The manifold hose was gutted. They even gnawed right through the battery. I woke up this morning hoping it was all a dream. Then I remembered the invoice for $500 in the trash. This is WAR.

I use this for rats and mice https://www.motomco.com/motomco/product/us/pest-control/jaguar-all-weather-bait-chunx

I used to use store bought stuff they sold everywhere but the EPA banned the ingredient that was in it. I kept buying some other brand from a farm supply store and they just kept eating it. So i called motomco up and they told me to use Jaguar (most powerful they sell). So i tried it and it seems to kill anything that eats it. I had a bad problem with ground squirrels so i started putting it out for them and it killed all of them. I am thinking about putting it out for grey squirrels now because fuck them too.




Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2021, 06:38:54 AM »
Rats are diabolically more intelligent than mice which is why your Victor trap did not work.  They are excellent at managing to steal the bait from traps without setting them off.  My exterminator brother recommends that you "think like a rat" when setting these things up, essentially you are trying to force the rat to touch the trigger mechanism either by strategic placement of the trap OR by placing objects around the trap that will force the rat to do so.  Still they are notoriously intelligent and are very wary about "new" situations, especially if you are hunting a particular one that has narrowly escaped previous efforts.

I do not know that Peppermint Oil is effective as a deterrent with rats, it certainly cannot hurt as it is non-toxic etc.  Rats are similar humans in dietary tastes:  FATS, PROTEINS and SUGARS rule their world, also they need SALT.  A good maple-smoked bacon will hit all four targets for the average rat.  They also have a fondness for starches which are merely complex SUGARS anyway, slightly fried potatoes might seem like a nice treat...

Yours are outdoor, I assume?  Do be careful with the use of poison in that situation:  you may miss the mark and kill the neighbor's dog/cat instead.  In this case you need to figure out what the immediate food source is (I promise it is not your Impala, that is just a tasty extra treat for tooth-sharpening:  Rodentia teeth keep growing if they don't regularly chew something to wear them down).

Also, are you absolutely CERTAIN it is rats?  Squirrels and mice are also known culprits for chewing on wires and such inside vehicles.  If there is a cache of acorns somewhere in there it is more likely a Tree-Rat than the nasty Ground-Rat.  Check droppings;  mice vs rat are easy to identify:



If you are in a non-urban environment, have a spotlight and .22 scoped rifle:  a night-time Rat Hunt can be tolerable provided you have a porch or something nearby and ready supply of beverages.  You will want to bait the killing field, and likely your first hunt will be quite productive given that you are a good shot.

Don't flip the spotlight on and off, just leave it on and wait... your rats will magically appear eventually to feast on your very expensive bacon bait stations.

You might start preparing your victims for slaughter a few days in advance:  set up feeding stations in spots conspicuous from your front/back-porch "blind."

A highly accurate scoped .22 caliber air rifle is better than gun-powder as it less likely to spook the rats.

If you are lucky you will get to see rat cannibalization, which is common!  ~HAH!

Your other option is to discover where they are nesting and eliminate them there.  I believe rat urine fluoresces under UV light (you might have to buy a chemical spray) and they sort of dribble urine constantly so the trail is easy to follow, and may also yield insight as to what they are eating besides your Impala.

That is your ultimate goal:  discover what the FOOD SOURCE is that attracted them in the first place and eliminate that.  Once that is done the rats will go elsewhere for their food, which is hopefully not a nearby neighbor's house or worse your house...



Definitely rats. One climbed out from under the hood while I was driving home one day, dancing on the windshield in front of me. Embarrassing enough, this could have been traumatizing for someone else, like say a Winston Smith. They must have been attracted by the scatter from a nearby bird feeder. That is now gone. The first engine part they craved and destroyed was the reservoir for that sweet pink washer fluid. The main colony though may be hiding in an old dilapidated shed. Several other properties nearby could be a source for their raiding. I have plans for poison, torture traps and Rube Goldberg machinery.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2021, 06:53:24 AM »
Definitely rats. One climbed out from under the hood while I was driving home one day, dancing on the windshield in front of me. Embarrassing enough, this could have been traumatizing for someone else, like say a Winston Smith. They must have been attracted by the scatter from a nearby bird feeder. That is now gone. The first engine part they craved and destroyed was the reservoir for that sweet pink washer fluid. The main colony though may be hiding in an old dilapidated shed. Several other properties nearby could be a source for their raiding. I have plans for poison, torture traps and Rube Goldberg machinery.

I suspect your rats might be alcoholics;  that washer fluid is usually watered down alcohol (and maybe antifreeze):

Wiper Fluid MSDS

It is usually blue not pink though, that is strange.  Anyway, is there a source of mostly empty beer cans/bottles somewhere nearby?  I wonder how they got a taste for booze.  That's hilarious, not only do you have rats:  they are drunks!  That surely explains your dancing rat, I wonder if it was a stripper?

Hopefully, there is not a nearby meth-lab for them to partake from... a meth-head rat is probably both dangerous and unpredictable.



This thread is really starting to deliver!


Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2021, 07:58:39 AM »
I suspect your rats might be alcoholics;  that washer fluid is usually watered down alcohol (and maybe antifreeze):

Wiper Fluid MSDS

It is usually blue not pink though, that is strange.  Anyway, is there a source of mostly empty beer cans/bottles somewhere nearby?  I wonder how they got a taste for booze.  That's hilarious, not only do you have rats:  they are drunks!  That surely explains your dancing rat, I wonder if it was a stripper?

Hopefully, there is not a nearby meth-lab for them to partake from... a meth-head rat is probably both dangerous and unpredictable.



This thread is really starting to deliver!



We used to have a cat who would catch mice and bring them in the house to play with. He would also catch rats and drag them in half dead. They were very hard to kill because they would only play dead, then crawl away when no one was looking. Sort of like Rasputin. The current bunch might be their degenerate offspring. I miss that cat.

All the nearby meth labs I know of burned to the ground last summer. But my next door neighbour likes his lager and he still has an open compost pile.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2021, 03:07:09 PM »
... Embarrassing enough, this could have been traumatizing for someone else, like say a Winston Smith... Rube Goldberg machinery.



I bet Winston Smith's son wouldn't have been traumatized by a rat.  He would have busted a cap in that rat.

Just sayin'


Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2021, 06:39:40 AM »


I bet Winston Smith's son wouldn't have been traumatized by a rat.  He would have busted a cap in that rat.

Just sayin'



Or just spat in its face.


Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2021, 03:30:42 PM »
Or just spat in its face.
Or went Chuck Norris on it's ass

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2021, 02:47:11 AM »
This is how they spend their day after chewing the guts out of trusty steeds.

https://twitter.com/Accjustsold/status/957436525259771904

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I'm too sober to see a mouse taking a bath.

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2021, 03:40:45 AM »

Re: A Day in the Life
« Reply #14 on: March 15, 2022, 11:38:51 AM »
The bastards are still gnawing at my entrails.