Letters To Irving Moses — The Fruiterer

[Jackstar]

Look, look, read, read: at the time, I really didn’t believe that I had any friends at all.

Ooops.

[Jackstar]

Got any ground cherries? I’m gonna need a couple kilos POUNDS.

[Jackstar]

NO
I DON’T WANT ANY G-DDAM BANANAS
LEAVE ME ALONE I’M STUDYING FOR CLASS
*SLAM*

Still can make out pieces with the opening sewed shut
Yeah, parts of me are slowing down, time is speeding up
Spiders crawling everywhere, infected Japanese
You can tell all your friends you're just a tourist
but you can't understand what they have planned until you try to leave
Feels like I've been here before
Yeah, I don't know anymore
And I don't care anymore
Feels like I've been here befo
Cold and black and infinite, with nothing left to lose
If you try to keep the flies away, the makeup hides the bruise
Her branches are the bones that break, become a perfect line
And no he won't just be a man who's sometimes,
he won't just be a man who's sometimes
Feels like I've been here before
Yeah, I don't know anymore
And I don't care anymore
I think I recognise
Yes, I have been here before
Yeah, I don't care anymore
Don't give a fuck anymore
Yeah I don't care

[Jackstar]

BTW, I have heard that your death is a priority for the Dalek race. Don’t worry; I’m on it. You might wanna suspend your MyProduce page, though. I’m just sayin’.

Either way — you are good. Busy. *CIAO*

[WORTHAUGERa]

Dearest Irving,


Hey dumbass! I ordered ground cherries, and instead you sold me cancer cherries.  Check with one of your suppliers and then get a second opinion, because the rest of them are complete assholes. Someone should be able to tell you the truth — and I’m a G-ddam repeat customer, not a Traveling diagnostician.

That being said: HOPE YOU ENJOY THE EGGPLANT, MOTHERFU— *click*

[Jackstar]

ARISE, AND BE HEALED.

[Jackstar]

Dude, f****** cancer. Did you even go get a blood test yet? I'm telling you, f****** liver function, f****** kidney function, and your f****** cock functioning too, you G-ddam f****** fridge m***********.

I'm not going to give you a click because you wouldn't even know what to do with it if you had it. I'm busy. Also Data saw a straw in your head. Fancy that.

Gentle end of line. The fucking apple maggots get worse every year. I'm telling ya. G-ddam.

[Worthauger]

Dearest Irving,


I heard you like having (blank) so I bought a (blank) truck.


Love,
Knigge Emp. Emer.


p.s.: IT'S {GERUND:PROFANE} (BLANK), MOTHERFU—

[WORTHAUGERa]

SENT
1/16/2022, 10:52 PM
PA
K
KUCZI
Subject: We No Longer Write
From: kuczi@unicorntoday.com >
To: <(PROT)@gmail.com >

NO TEXTS

NO EMAILS

NO WRITTEN COMMS

PERIOD

FOREVER

JUST CALL ME

OR

GO AWAY

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Best wishes & warmest regards,

K

p.s.: (206) XXX-5X5X

p.p.s.: I already gave you this number, and you ignored it and instead simply sent fucked-up and -off messages. Blow.

p.p.p.s.: I sent someone else to Sourceror School. Find your own way out.

p.p.p.p.s.: It is unwise to trifle with Mother Nature. That being said, whatever you're doing is clearly working for you. Keep at it.

p.p.p.p.p.s.: I don't read your smut.


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[Worthauger]

Tell brig I said "Hi!" I miss her.



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[AZZERAE]

Tell brig I said "Hi!" I miss her.

NOW I HAVE VOMIT ON MY SCREEN.

TIME TO PASS OUT WITH A NEEDLE IN MY ARM.

[Jackstar]

NOW I HAVE VOMIT ON MY SCREEN.

Just so long as you don't brandish a weapon at me one more goddam time, we're Golden.

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[Jackstar]

TIME TO PASS OUT WITH A NEEDLE IN MY ARM.

... is it Wednesday already?


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[Jackstar]

Sup.

[Jackstar]

Tell your (blank) daddy to grow the duck up.


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