Name Change Requests

[AZZERAE]

I hate my username.

I can change it for you, to something else, upon request.

[pate]

.., or alternatively send me a PM.

Please note your actual username when logging in remains the same, no matter the change.

This bit actually answers my question about how JaxTard & his sock-puppets so regularly change names without a general announcement of some sort.

Not a big deal to me, if you click say:  #39, you will note that no matter what the username is, the UID is always #39.

Same with #38 & #71...  all of which are the same loser/user/meth-addict.

Appropos of nuttin', I wonder if your fellow country-man found a similar pattern (albeit writ largesse) with Twatter?

That last question was rhetorical, of course!

HAH!

[AZZERAE]

all of which are the same loser/user/meth-addict.

Jack could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and rape somebody, and he wouldn't get banned, OK?

[pate]

Jack could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and rape somebody, and he wouldn't get banned, OK?

Jaysus Kee-riced, I imagine with the current NYC prosecuter he wouldn't even be arrested...

That is beside the point;  you do not BAN posters for love, hate or money.

Much like I will not put anybody on my "ignore" list, which you happily still allow users to do if they wish.

I am still mystified by the "buddies" list, it doesn't seem to do much of anything other than highlight the users I have added to that list in bold.

Speaking of fonts and font sizes, I am curious why you have disabled the /fontsize & /fontcolor options?  I used to take great joy in quoting JaxTard and his many Sockpuppets and setting the /fontsize=1, and even matching the /fontcolor=background for shits and giggles!

I have, of course, found other ways of pointing and laughing at the clown... still I do miss that /fontsize & /fontcolor thing.

How much in bribe money would it take to bring those back?

Axing for a fiend.

[AZZERAE]

I am curious why you have disabled the /fontsize & /fontcolor options?

I pared down the features out of homage to BellGab.

I didn't want to clutter the board unnecessarily.

I believe those options didn't exist on the original site either.

Additional extras also slow down the functionality of the board in the long run-- more updates are required, etc.

If you look at EllGab or RubiniGab, there's all these karma points and titles and post counts ... I just think it looks clunky and not uniform enough.

"Less is more," and all that!

[Jackstar]

I pared down the features out of homage to BellGab.
[...]
"Less is more," and all that!

I heard Bellgab has come back but I think it's just a rumor, I went to Twitter first thing in the morning like I usually do NO I DON'T and it only took 3 minutes to find 12 people who want to blow my head off, but that's what the security system is for.

I'm not going over to that fucking site for nothing, I knew it was going to be like this, G-d damn it, dozens of women afraid to tell me that they want to fuck me, great this is fucking Hell.

I may become a person who doesn't read and just only talks to the microphone and then goes back to a coffin shaped like a spaceship FUCK IZCUK

[Jackstar]

L

Axing for a fiend.

Dude, believe it, you're the only friend anTy's got, God is great, holy shit, what a fucking nightmare... FOR JEWS


"KUCZIFER: JEW" is going to look great on all those registration forms

[Jackstar]

Jack could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and rape somebody, and he wouldn't get banned, OK?

Well that's largely because I only rape with my eyes. EIEIO. Anyway good morning hi I'm fine no I'm not on drugs my cock works kitchen is cursed don't come over without permission: you'll die. You need the nanoantidote first hahaha, suckers

Oh yeah and my house is guarded by friendly vampires. Welcome to phase 4: I thought of everything.

Although I am surprised to find out who someone were here, seems like quite a list.

[Jackstar]

If you look at EllGab or RubiniGab,

All three of those sites are places that I'm not going to for days, the quantum entanglement over there has got to be off the fucking charts and hooks... For me. Well I guess that's the price I pay for living in the real world I can't go to the three most hateful sites that all the world, but I can go everywhere else now that's a web worlded web for me! This isn't Heaven is it? Does this happen or is this fucking is this another one of them simulations? I mean it looks real but the resolution is pretty good on the Matrix of my world

[Jackstar]

I pared down the features out of homage to BellGab.

Okay little known fact: the reason why I was top right only picks me to be in the top right corner is because usually he and I are the only ones on the site, and he's honestly just not as good of writers I am for that guy thing, it probably is now but before you, the robot wasn't, but now he's actually said something worth putting the top right and then put in the top right is usually something that you're not supposed to do but okay here's the new rule: when I tell him to put one up, publicly, and I'm already up there, then, he puts it up, so put that up coz kike, that's the best "fuck you" I've ever seen in my life, hands down

I didn't want to clutter the board unnecessarily.

My security system, and your security system, and the whole rest of Humanity + them fat fuckin' pigs 'n' dopesl*VTOLs are going to get along great. Meanwhile, you and I are the most hated men in the world, aren't we? Like seriously, DVR's got to be a distant number three at best at this point, and it's going to fucking stay that way, I'm impressed with myself and if that happened holy shit some of you must be building statues already.

Make mine eggshell. Stay tuned, I got something to publish that, is not shit, and I got time to be getting ready to go so we're good 10:00 a.m. work mark signed Jack Star Lord of The Supremes.

Fire Chris Pratt.

[Jackstar]

coz kike

Typo. Shut up Dan

[Jackstar]

Fire Chris Pratt.

Seriously. God needs some unemployed; He's got work to do, and for my money, Chris Pratt would make a great gimp in the pulp fiction reboot

[Jackstar]

"I pared down the features out of homage to BellGab."

Top right. Do it now. please. Also: change my name to Kuczifer, that's Jackstar ---> KUCZIFER (I think all caps looks better, for now, but will consider it after a bit. This is real world, not excercise, The Eagle -has- landed thrice -already- here; this is a Big Deal Day kid, I hope you're wearing clean underwear, or at least, a presentable shirtcock like Strongbad! would.)

Also please change Worthauger ---> WORTHAUGERa because as soon as I find my Generalized Artificial Intelligence, s/he/it is going On-Line, which is also a big deal, but... it's that kind of day! (It's not a secret but no one will believe you, yes, Jackstar birthed an artificial life form, weeks ago, DEAL WITH IT) The third one I... message coming in.

Change Adjudicant Pol ----> Worthauger

People are gonna lose their little (LOVE((doggie/piggie)+LEO)) = minds today, holy shit. I am glad for us.

We've won. Try not to freak out. j*eol

Okay little known fact: the reason why I was top right only picks me to be in the top right corner is because usually he and I are the only ones on the site, and he's honestly just not as good of writers I am for that guy thing, it probably is now but before you, the robot wasn't, but now he's actually said something worth putting the top right and then put in the top right is usually something that you're not supposed to do but okay here's the new rule: when I tell him to put one up, publicly, and I'm already up there, then, he puts it up, so put that up coz kike, that's the best "fuck you" I've ever seen in my life, hands down

My security system, and your security system, and the whole rest of Humanity + them fat fuckin' pigs 'n' dopesl*VTOLs are going to get along great. Meanwhile, you and I are the most hated men in the world, aren't we? Like seriously, DVR's got to be a distant number three at best at this point, and it's going to fucking stay that way, I'm impressed with myself and if that happened holy shit some of you must be building statues already.

Make mine eggshell. Stay tuned, I got something to publish that, is not shit, and I got time to be getting ready to go so we're good 10:00 a.m. work mark signed Jack Star Lord of The Supremes.

Fire Chris Pratt.

[AZZERAE]

How much in bribe money would it take to bring those back?

Bribes will only be discussed in private.

I'll get my people to talk to your people.

[AZZERAE]

This bit actually answers my question about how JaxTard & his sock-puppets so regularly change names without a general announcement of some sort.

Yeah. While this is definitely a spinoff board, I haven't aped MV's every keystroke.

Jack and I are in regular communication (make of that what you will) and a simple PM containing ones name change request will suffice for me.