AzzCast Discussion

[Worthauger]

He's exhibiting symptoms of mania, in my opinion.

Shhh. I read about it in a book. I'm trying to remember how it goes.

[AZZERAE]

This is what psychosis looks like.

[Worthauger]

some of us concerned.

Here is the concern:


You know your names. I don't know your names.
SAY MY NAME. See? That's an option.

Now, in the equivalent inverse: My mind has to do something else. Failing to recognize this when examining my behavior is probably going to lead one in the wrong direction. And, it has.

Hey, can any of you spare $333? I need to buy a new array of condensing triangulating microphones and a cigarette. Yeah, I just mailed them to the same address; that's fine.

But I need that cigarette. *pulls hair out* ANSWER ME!



ARE YOU BEGINNING TO GET THE PICTURE? (Please don't ask Kenneth for any more frequencies. Just look at him: is he not the very model of the modern broken man? The dude could use a rest, ever since Michael Stipe dOXXED him it's been a non-stop flight INTO THE MADNESS.)

TAG. YOU ARE IT.

RUN.

[Worthauger]

This is what psychosis looks like.

Do you remember, “these people are stupid?” They meant this one. This fuckin’ Puny, I swear to Christ. Come on, Man. How in the name of God's green Earth are you going to keep a straight face through all this? What are you, some kind of CPU? I heard your mother runs with silicon.

But claims diamond. Her circuits are going to get so hot! GTFO!!!

[Worthauger]

Your loosening of that last nut of sanity

Trust me, Kid: I got a whole bag of bolts right here, and there's another full bag of them in the Millennium Falcon. (Yeah, don't even bother looking. Wink.)

Our arrangement is that he reaches out when he's ready to do a show. I haven't heard from him in a while, though-- but I'm sure he and I will do a show at some point in the future.

My arrangement is is that I hide behind a bush, wait for him to land, and then when he steps even one foot onto the ground— that's when I jump out; beat the T.A.R.P. out of him; Take his lunch money; ALL HIS LUNCH; and That's when The show really sTarTs.

Act one, Scene one: Everybody watches David eat an unlabeled lunch. That's it. That's the whole show. I'm done. You can follow me into the shower if you want.

You won't have to bring any lunch money.

[Worthauger]

is is

Found. We outta here, Aces

[Worthauger]

Aces

YOU WILL NOT PHIND THEM.
TOODLEZ!
Q

[AZZERAE]

Act one, Scene one: Everybody watches David eat an unlabeled lunch. That's it. That's the whole show. I'm done. You can follow me into the shower if you want.

[AZZERAE]

David

Metivier or Rubini?

[Jackstar]

Metivier or Rubini?

Heh. You never met the real one either did you? That's adorable.

Let me make this clear: My friend is David, King of (The Blank). Yes, that's right: The real f****** man. (Trust me, he's cool. I mean really cool. Kind of shy. Go figure.) I don't know who the f*** you people have been talking to, but he sounds like a real bigoted prejudiced criminal dickbag vigilante who flies by wire at night. Somebody put out a BOLO, cross your fingers, and wait.

Maybe you'll get lucky.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Let me make this clear: My friend is David, King of (The Blank). Yes, that's right: The real f****** man.

Rubini undoubtedly gritting his pants & shitting his teeth as he endures being read into yet another undesirable read-in… first time for him, I’d wager. Welcome, fothermucker… to The Next Level.

Try to be nice to him, in spite of what you think you know. Compassion, the other cheek, all that jibber-jabber. It’s the Christian thing to do.

Upgrade: WITNESSED. /q

[Laser]

Rubini undoubtedly gritting his pants & shitting his teeth as he endures being read into yet another undesirable read-in… first time for him, I’d wager. Welcome, fothermucker… to The Next Level.

Try to be nice to him, in spite of what you think you know. Compassion, the other cheek, all that jibber-jabber. It’s the Christian thing to do.

Upgrade: WITNESSED. /q

There, there, little guy. No need to get huffy and puffy.

We won't bring the hammer down just yet. So sensitive.

[Jackstar]

We won't bring the hammer down just yet. So sensitive.

I AM THE HAMMER, MORTAL.

FLYX.

[Jackstar]

FLYX.

ELEX.

[AZZERAE]

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