AzzCast Discussion

[AZZERAE]

https://twitter.com/azraamorphine/status/1439595265569271817

[Jackstar]

I have to listen to this on my cans. FML

[Jackstar]

I like the new bumpers. I can tell you put a lot of time into them, and cared about the ultimate result it would have on the work.



That kind of dedication is rare to see in action—but growing & becoming more common from you. Kudos.

Also, Grapefruit told me she was going to cancel her subscription, and I thought she was just joking; so I told her that I thought she already had, and told her to go f*** herself. Pillow talk to die for, I'm tellin’ ya.

[Laser]

I have to listen to this on my cans. FML

Looks like the feeling is mutual.

[Jackstar]

Looks like the feeling is mutual.

Appearances can be deceiving. It's complicated; I wouldn't expect a coherent beam of light, like yourself, to understand.

Nor would I ask that of ewe.

[pate]

...ewe.

[Jackstar]

Wait a minute, we can't both be rabbis, can we? What's up with the FOUR EARS? I'm not even Jewish! My father lost my foreskin in a black ops poker tournament!! I don't think this comic strip is wholly authentic.

It's time to start talking refund.

[pate]

Wait a minute, we can't both be rabbis, can we? What's up with the FOUR EARS? I'm not even Jewish! My father lost my foreskin in a black ops poker tournament!! I don't think this comic strip is wholly authentic.

It's time to start talking refund.

Heresy or Hennessey, Narcutical

[Laser]

Interesting soundscape. Looking forward to a Jack ⭐ collaboration.

Rubini however is only a wannabe Boomer at best. He might love to be thought of as a Boomer. He might fantasize having been a Boomer. But he is strictly Generation X.

[WORTHAUGERa]

Interesting soundscape. Looking forward to a Jack ⭐ collaboration.

Rubini however is only a wannabe Boomer at best. He might love to be thought of as a Boomer. He might fantasize having been a Boomer. But he is strictly Generation X.

That’s my friend’s friend’s second cousin twice-removed tulpa you’re talking about. I don’t collaborate with the help.

[Laser]

Who is the woman with the sexy voice introducing the show?

She sounds somewhat like ...

[Jackstar]

Who is the woman with the sexy voice introducing the show?

A show w****.

[Laser]

A show w****.

Craving details if you have a moment of time and sympathy.

[Jackstar]

Craving details

I'm not at liberty to say, but I can tell you, that I'm vaping blue raspberry cotton candy with a hint of puckering sour in the shitter right now, I am not a danger to myself or others, and my last conscious memory before waking up to The Jacksignal about 15 minutes ago, was me getting laid like the badass rockstar that I truly am, and then falling asleep in a bliss of ecstasy with my ears still vibrating from a screaming, bell-ringing (blank).

I think I can say all that. And she was breathing, the last time I checked; life doesn't get much better than this.


I have four AzzCasts to catch up with. My finger is no longer on the pulse of what passesr for the heartbeat of this odious machine.


VICTORY: JACKSTAR. Come, join me in The Winners’ Circle, the weed here is killer.

[Laser]

I'm not at liberty to say, but I can tell you, that I'm vaping blue raspberry cotton candy with a hint of puckering sour in the shitter right now, I am not a danger to myself or others, and my last conscious memory before waking up to The Jacksignal about 15 minutes ago, was me getting laid like the badass rockstar that I truly am, and then falling asleep in a bliss of ecstasy with my ears still vibrating from a screaming, bell-ringing (blank).

I think I can say all that. And she was breathing, the last time I checked; life doesn't get much better than this.


I have four AzzCasts to catch up with. My finger is no longer on the pulse of what passesr for the heartbeat of this odious machine.


VICTORY: JACKSTAR. Come, join me in The Winners’ Circle, the weed here is killer.

The Jacksignal!

That blue cotton candy haze has a way of making one want to ____.




a. Gasp

b. Puke

c. Hallucinate

d. Clench

e. Cry like a baby

f. Follow the first rules of potty training

g. Wipe oneself for once