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Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #150 on: May 23, 2021, 10:39:05 AM »

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« Reply #151 on: May 23, 2021, 05:37:16 PM »
Dear 🐰 how fun to have ☕️🍔 with you!  Thank you ❤️💋

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« Reply #152 on: May 23, 2021, 05:42:01 PM »
My dearest bunny, that was fantastic! ;D



I sure could use a cigarette! :-*

Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #153 on: May 25, 2021, 11:36:34 AM »
Dear 🐰 thank you for the latest 🔥 episode of Azzerae’s World!  I have never watched Jedi Miller’s videos but he sounds like a weepy mess.  I am sure he is very sore after that rough treatment.

I do think there must be a better term for him than “gay faggot slut”.  I assure you, we want nothing to do with him.  It is perfectly acceptable to be a weepy mess if you are cute but he is fat and, in screen captures people have posted where he is in his bathtub, I have already seen far too much of him.

Yes, papi sent a gorgeous tank top, and a hand-written note with his signature!  The tank top is beautifully silky and the printing is a high-quality silkscreen,  obviously done by a craftsman.  It is just long enough that, with my little sewing machine, I could sew it together between my legs to make a onesie like papi wears when he wrestles!  I put it on — you have to sort of put your legs through the leg holes and then wrap the straps over your shoulders — every time I listen to The Michael Decon Program and it feels like papi is gently rubbing a light oil all over my body 🥵

I haven’t framed and matted the note, however, as (I am a little ashamed to admit) I have taken to unfolding it and pressing it to my lips each night before bed when I pray for papi.  I am not sure that it would have the same effect if it was behind glass, as you know how the Orthodox when they make elaborate gold settings for their icons inlaid with gems and pearls always leave the faces of the saints uncovered so they can be kissed.

I am a little confused about why you told me not to @ you about this as I have not @-ed you for a very long time, well over a year at least.  I know you seem to like it better if I talk to you here, and that is great with me.  I do not like too much whispering behind the scenes as that lends itself to shenanigans.   I hope someone isn’t trying to @ you pretending they are me!  That would make me very cross indeed.

Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #154 on: May 26, 2021, 04:27:40 PM »

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« Reply #155 on: May 26, 2021, 04:28:59 PM »
OMG 🐰👀 🥵 👁👅👁!

Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #156 on: May 26, 2021, 09:06:28 PM »
I get to listen to this now.

Hang on rightly, tightly, & wisely.

Current TDP phase: TWO.


ILMLAAWI
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Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #157 on: May 26, 2021, 09:49:02 PM »
Dear 🐰 thank you for the latest 🔥 episode of Azzerae’s World!  I have never watched Jedi Miller’s videos but he sounds like a weepy mess.  I am sure he is very sore after that rough treatment.

I do think there must be a better term for him than “gay faggot slut”.  I assure you, we want nothing to do with him.  It is perfectly acceptable to be a weepy mess if you are cute but he is fat and, in screen captures people have posted where he is in his bathtub, I have already seen far too much of him.

When I use the word faggot, I in no way mean homosexual. I mean it as in weak, diminutive. Its not ever intended by me as a sexuality based slur. I encourage any and everyone to be gay all day.

Yes, papi sent a gorgeous tank top, and a hand-written note with his signature!  The tank top is beautifully silky and the printing is a high-quality silkscreen,  obviously done by a craftsman. It is just long enough that, with my little sewing machine, I could sew it together between my legs to make a onesie like papi wears when he wrestles!  I put it on — you have to sort of put your legs through the leg holes and then wrap the straps over your shoulders — every time I listen to The Michael Decon Program and it feels like papi is gently rubbing a light oil all over my body...

Well, I'm happy to hear that he kept his word. That counts for something. I hope some day you finally get him to cross over to the gay side.

I haven’t framed and matted the note, however, as (I am a little ashamed to admit) I have taken to unfolding it and pressing it to my lips each night before bed when I pray for papi. I am not sure that it would have the same effect if it was behind glass, as you know how the Orthodox when they make elaborate gold settings for their icons inlaid with gems and pearls always leave the faces of the saints uncovered so they can be kissed.

I'm sure there are some sex magic rituals you can look into in order to cast a crush on you from him. I guess you just need to conjure the right cupid. Good luck on your journey there.

I am a little confused about why you told me not to @ you about this as I have not @-ed you for a very long time, well over a year at least. I know you seem to like it better if I talk to you here, and that is great with me. I do not like too much whispering behind the scenes as that lends itself to shenanigans.  I hope someone isn’t trying to @ you pretending they are me!  That would make me very cross indeed.

Hey, hey, no. I wasn't talking to you specifically when I said don't @ me. I was just popping off at the mouth and doing my thing...I am the Drama King, after all!

Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #158 on: May 26, 2021, 09:52:59 PM »
When I use the word faggot, I in no way mean homosexual. I mean it as in weak, diminutive.

Some sticks burn as brightly as the blaze of a thousand infuriated suns. Context is King, and The Emperor really matters here. Is a wand a faggot? Well... it could just be.

(btw: hiuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhijjijijijhuhuhhhi hihi)

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« Reply #159 on: May 26, 2021, 09:53:27 PM »
My dearest bunny, that was fantastic!

Thanks, dawg. Its all love! I appreciate you. Sorry about the current Instagram snafu.

I sure could use a cigarette!

Random question: do you ever lose the taste for tobacco? Like, all of a sudden your smoke is rendered tasteless and bland? I'm experiencing this lately, and I'm wondering what could be going on. Maybe I have Covid...I hear it can affect the senses.

:(

Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #160 on: May 26, 2021, 09:55:38 PM »
Some sticks burn as brightly as the blaze of a thousand infuriated suns.

Hello to you too.

Context is King, and The Emperor really matters here...

Whatever you do, don't try that on Jack! A word to the wise.

Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #161 on: May 26, 2021, 10:32:07 PM »
Whatever you do, don't try that on Jack!

You do realize, A**, that I am actually more popular and well-known than you are. Right?


A word to the wise.

I have a big dictionary right here. Pro tip: start at Base.

Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #162 on: May 27, 2021, 01:07:46 AM »
Random question: do you ever lose the taste for tobacco?

Never, similar to the manner in which I have not lost my taste for chocolate, pussy, and grass-fed beef seared Chicago-rare. (Note that all of these quad-pair exceptionally well without whine.)

I have, however, mastered the cravings for such things. I've got a Cuban cigar ready to go, and I fully expect the enjoyment of it will not trigger a descent into addictive patterns. Because reasons, that's why.


Hello to you too.

You may now hang up to deliver your message.

Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #163 on: May 27, 2021, 07:00:34 AM »
You do realize, [Azz], that I am actually more popular and well-known than you are. Right?

First of all, that's just flat out not true. And second, everyone knows I don't care about that shit anyway. I'm not Decon. I don't need my ego fed on a daily basis to do my thing.

Re: AzzCast Discussion
« Reply #164 on: May 28, 2021, 06:58:45 AM »
Dear 🐰, thank you for this 💣🔥💥⚡️🧨🍾, I was riveted!  The extra email was fascinating, so that is where he spends his time now!  🙄

Despite your kind permission I have not shared your exclusive content since I do not want to undercut your business in any way.

For metron’s benefit I will reiterate, since he seems to have forgotten, that I do not expect my palm-greasing to constrain you in any way when you disapprove of what I do, and have in fact invited you to 💥son💥 me on any number of pretexts in the past without fear or favor.  Ffs I fight with shreddie and doc all the time and I like them both.  That is how men are.  While apparently metron can’t even disagree with his wife over a couple bucks oh gawd 😆 does he even have a SHED?!?!?!